So, Why Do YOU Watch Wrestling?

So, Why Do YOU Watch Wrestling?

by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

[Editor’s Note: This is the first post I have ever written using WordPress’ Mobile App for Android. I’m not familiar with the App and I’m typing this using a touchscreen keyboard, so I would appreciate it if you all look past all the spelling and grammar mistakes that are bound to ensue.]

In a world obssesed with what’s hot in mainstream Pop Culture, Professional Wrestling is often treated like the red-headed stepchild of modern day entertainment; and has been treated as such for quite some time now. For journalistic purposes, I recently conducted a street survey outside of a local bar where I asked 100 people if they watched wrestling and what they thought about the current product. The results did not surprise me in the least bit, but they do paint a picture of the general populations opinion on our chosen genre of entertainment. More after the jump.

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Brief Thoughts On WWE Monday Night RAW Super Show 4/10/12

Brief Thoughts On WWE Monday Night RAW 4/10/12

by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

Instead of posting the diss blog I planned on posting today, I’m going to B A STAR and give some brief thoughts on RAW. I know I’ve come off pretty negative about wrestling lately, but I was genuinely losing interest in the product which I’ve both watched and enjoyed for about as long as I could remember. Now that The Road To WrestleMania is over, and with past and new Superstars making their returns/debuts, WWE has a freshness to it that has been lacking for quite some time. Anyways, I finally watched RAW as it aired live instead of playing catch up on my DVR and decided to write a few brief thoughts since THE INFAMOUS fanbase keeps checking back on a daily basis for new updates and I’ve been somewhat of a neglectful blog owner as of late (thanks for the continued support, I really do appreciate it). If this goes over well, I plan on doing these on a regular basis. Why brief thoughts instead of THE REAL RAW SHYT? Well, it seems that wrestling fans have the shortest of all attention spans, so instead of wasting time writing over 3,000 words that are more likely going to get skimmed (I really hate when people do that), I rather keep it light since writing so much every time I post only ends up to me being burned out by the end of the week, resulting in less updates. So, join me as I return to what brought me to the dance so to speak, some good ol’ wrestling coverage! OK, I’M RELOADED!!!!! Read more…

Brock Lesnar Returns To WWE On Monday Night RAW The Night After WrestleMania 28 And Hits John Cena With A MotherFuckin’ F5 4/2/12

Brock Lesnar Returns To WWE On Monday Night RAW The Night After WrestleMania 28 And Hits John Cena With A MotherFuckin’ F5 4/2/12

by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

I was going to write about my wild and crazy (ie I was drunker than CM Punk swimming in a pool of Jack Daniels) WrestleMania 28 experience, but at this point, that shit is irrelevant as fuck because BROCK LESNAR IS BACK IN THE WWE!!!! Now, if you’re a smarky little asshole who’s addicted to the news and rumors provided by the “dirtsheets”, then I’m pretty sure you’ve all read the rumors this past weekend involving Brock Lesnar signing a one-year WWE contract just in time for him to make a WrestleMania 28 appearance. As we all know, that didn’t happen, which led me to believe that the rumor was just some asshole’s super elaborate April Fool’s prank meant to fool the “know it all” wrestling marks in the IWC. Turns out, the rumor is now a reality as Brock Lesnar – to the delight of the fans- made his return to the company that undoubtedly made him a household name. So, did Lesnar cut a promo to address the fans? Did he try to pander to the crowd asking for forgiveness for leaving the WWE for a failed career in the NFL and a lucrative one in the UFC, where he reigned as champion before everybody started knocking him the fuck out? No. Lesnar made his return by hitting John Cena with his F5 finisher as RAW went off the air. Read more…

This Be A Wrestle Fuckin’ Mania 28 PPV Preview… BITCH!!!!!!

This Be A Wrestle Fuckin’ Mania 28 PPV Preview… BITCH!!!!!!

by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

After taking a big warm creamy shit all over the memory of Alan/Hell Gator and uppercutting the resurrection of the shittiest website known to man, XRWB, straight to the depths of hell (while taking a piss on the brand the whole time it plunged into its new fiery home) it’s time to get back to your regularly scheduled program. If you learned anything from that little site distraction it should be that you really don’t want to fucking piss me the fuck off. All that’s gonna happen is that I’m going to end up taking your ass to school and then I’m gonna to embarrass your ass by pulling off a Columbine type massacre up in this bitch. Fuck all that though, that’s the past and this is the motherfuckin’ present, and in the present I have to deal with motherfuckers asking me why I haven’t had any WrestleMania 28 related coverage on the site.

For starters, I’m not a fucking WWE hype machine. If they can’t do a good job in selling me on ordering WrestleMania 28 on April 1st then why the fuck should I care about the event? There’s plenty of sites out there covering the PPV, even going as far as having WrestleMania themed months and/or WrestleMania Week, like some groupie ass bitches, so why are people harassing me for MY thoughts on the PPV? Fuck it though, y’all want WrestleMania, I’m going to give y’all bitches Wrestle Fuckin’ Mania so you motherfuckers can stop flooding my motherfucking email asking me stupid WrestleMania 28 related bullshit. Be warned, I really don’t feel like writing about stupid ass wrestling right now, so I’m just going to reach deep down in the crevice of my asscrack and pull out a WrestleMania 28 preview (proverbially speaking of course) and if it doesn’t meet your precious high standards of IWC literature then fuck you very much bitch. Let’s get this motherfucker started, shall we? #Hypothetical…

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Confessions Of An Internet Troll by (Insert Name Here)

Confessions Of An Internet Troll by (Insert Name Here)

Edited by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

[Editors Note: The last few days on this site have been a roller-coaster ride for those who have followed me from my not so humble beginnings on THEREALSHYT.com. While it was fun having a blast from the past get a foot up his ass, it was a big letdown to find out that Alan was a made up creation. Here in this post is the person behind the Alan character, explaining everything that has gone down since the last time we saw him and the motivation for his deception; the commentator formally known as Hell Gator. While he denies being Craig Smith aka C-Raid aka The Raider Of The Lost Cocks, I’m 100% sure that they are indeed the same person. With that being said, Hell Gator/Alan has decided to come forward and clear the air on all the controversy surrounding his recent exposure. Here is his story…]

Well… I always had a feeling this day would come. Never like this though, but nonetheless I had a feeling this would happen. I know you have all executed me already, but I would like to take some of your time to explain myself. I promise to be completely honest with you and I will not hide or cover anything up. This is the whole and complete truth to what has been an interesting last 16 months to say the least. It won’t change anything that has happened or make anything right or even explain why I did the things I did, but maybe it will put this whole journey to peace at last. Read more…

Are You Serious Bro? Alan and Craig Smith Are The Same Person

Are You Serious Bro? Alan and Craig Smith Are The Same Person

by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

It has recently come to my attention that Craig Smith aka C-Raid the raider of uncut cocks and his butt buddy, Hell Gaytor, are the same person, as proven by identical IP addresses. If you thought they were separate personalities, then you were fooled by the human Maxi Pad/Tampon of a cunt, Craig Smith aka The Raider Of The Lost Cocks. Seriously, there is no difference between them. They are one in the same. It looks like this motherfucker has a multiple personality disorder and he goes around making different email accounts just to pull off his two different personas just to cause friction between other people. In other words, he has no friends, so he just went and created his own best friend to have his back in whatever online drama he starts. Fucking sad man. He’s also commentated as Anon a few times and even though he claims he barely comes on here, he’s been trolling the site for a long time now.

To make matters worse… his IP address matches that of Alan. Yes, our very own Alan is nothing more than another one of Craig’s multiple personalities. Seriously, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? This dude gets on here, hates on a regular basis, then comes on as Alan and acts like everyone’s friend? This motherfucker needs psychological help, ASAP. Instead of trying to get a website resurrection going, this walking Maxi Pad of a man needs to find himself a therapist and get his life together. Mr. Smith should have just stayed his ass in the shadows. Congratulations Craig, you wanted my attention and you got it. I hope it was everything you ever wanted it to be… now GO EAT A DICK BITCH!!!!!!

I’ve wasted enough time on this human Maxi Pad/Tampon of a cunt. RIP Craig Smith aka C-Raid The Raider Of The Lost Cocks aka Hell Gaytor aka… Alan (I really didn’t see that one coming ahahahaha. Bitch!).

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#NowPlaying ~ SlaughterHouse “Hammer Dance”

 

THIS BE A MOTHERFUCKING UPDATE, BYAAAAAATCH!!!!! NEW SLAUGHTERHOUSE SINGLE “HAMMER DANCE” OFF THEIR UPCOMING SHADY RECORDS DEBUT ALBUM, “WELCOME TO OUR HOUSE”, DROPPIN’ MAY 15TH. THIS SHIT GOES HARDER THAN VIAGRA INFUSED PENISES UP IN STEPHEN’S MOTHER’S THROAT AFTER A PROMISE TO LET HER HIT A FULLY LOADED CRACK PIPE.

BEFORE I GO, I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE A SPECIAL FUCK YOUR LIFE SHOUT-OUT TO STEPHEN, HIS BITCH ASS MOMMA, NICHOLAS RICHARDSON (YUP, I’M DROPPIN’ GOVERNMENTS UP IN THIS BITCH, AND WHAT?), HIS DEADBEAT DADDY, CRAIG SMITH WITH HIS DICK RIDING FROM THE SHADOWS ASS AND ANY OTHER PIECE OF SHIT I’VE EVER ENCOUNTERED UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKIN’ BLOG GAME… Y’ALL BITCH ASS NIGGAZ DON’T WANT TO SEE ME GET MY HAMMER DANCE ON. BANG BANG BITCHES. Y’ALL CAN ALL EAT SHIT AND DIE SLOW FOR ALL I CARE… LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Read more…