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Matt Hardy Gets His Krispy Kreme On

TNA wrestler Matt Hardy has been the victim of online bullying due to weight he had gained before his WWE release last year. Fans have bashed him relentlessly about his weight, even going as far as calling him Fatt Lardy. Matt Hardy used the negativity as motivation and has went on to lose a considerable amount of weight since joining TNA Wrestling. Some might say that his weight loss was due to the massive amount of cocaine Matt Hardy has been exposed to courtesy of his reunion with his brother, Jeff Hardy. Others say Matt Hardy has been getting fit thanks to an all grape diet he has recently dedicated himself to. It would seem like the “Cold-Blooded” superstar was finally heading in the right direction when it came to his physical appearance so it’s surprising to hear that Matt Hardy has relapsed.

Matt Hardy's Krispy Kreme Order

That’s right, Matt Hardy has thrown away months worth of excercise, drug consumption and proper diet in order to satisfy his sweet tooth. Matt Hardy was recently spotted at a Krispy Kreme donut shop where he indulged in various sweet treats. Under normal circumstances this wouldn’t be a big deal since everyone on a diet deserves to have a cheat day every once in a while, but Matt Hardy forced it beyond belief. Pictured above is half the order Matt Hardy placed during his Krispy Kreme visit, 450 chocolate cover donuts. Witnesses have come forward and they all say that Matt Hardy ate every single donut in under a hour. I may not be an expert in nutrition but there is no way in hell that Matt Hardy’s Krispy Kreme consumption could be considered healthy. I fear Matt Hardy’s days are numbered. Either he will end up with a bad case of diabetes or his arteries will end up clogging worse than a toilet at the Jersey Shore house and he will literally end up blowing the fuck up.

If Matt Hardy wants to be fat then that’s his prerogative. I will still be a fan no matter what Fatt Lardy Matt Hardy ends up digesting. Anyways, don’t forget to check out Matt Hardy and his enablers the rest of the TNA superstars on Impact, Thursday nights at 9/8c, exclusivly on the Food Network Spike TV.

  1. April 28, 2011 at 7:45 pm

    I feel for anyone who lost their lives in the great donut massacre. It is said Matt Hardy pushed over a pregnant women, smoothered the local highschool preisident, and used the finger bones of a 7 year old boy, whose mother watched helplessly outiside crying all Phatt Hardy ripped her son in half, using his finger bones as toothpicks.

    Matt Hardy is cool blooded. He’s simply not a person. People don’t do these things. Matt Hardy is a monster. A fucking bubbling wallrus fat fat bitchy fat monster.

    Thanks for informing us JCITY.
    _________
    *Breaking News*

    Researches are blamming recent storms on a collossal donut fart caused by Matthew Hardy. Apparently a reporter when to interview Hardy…but he was never seen again.

    So sad…

  2. TKO
    April 28, 2011 at 7:59 pm

    Phuque a matt hardy

  3. April 28, 2011 at 9:13 pm

    Haha

  4. April 29, 2011 at 6:10 am

    Haven’t had time to plug like I want to so i’m glad people are finding the site. 🙂

  5. Brian
    April 29, 2011 at 3:44 pm

    Too funny. Again, where do you find this shit? Cant wait to read your TJR submission.

    P.S. The first one on the site ist that good…lol

  6. Stephen
    April 29, 2011 at 6:49 pm

    This was not funny at all. I hope this site gets deleted just like the other site.

    • April 29, 2011 at 10:18 pm

      You must be dead inside. This was hilarious.

    • Brian
      April 30, 2011 at 9:01 am

      Steve,

      To see that you not only came to this site, but commented on the article proves that JCITY must be doing something right….lol.

  7. Capt. Smooth
    April 30, 2011 at 9:49 am

    I must admit to loving the hell out of K. K.’s Pumpkin Spice Cake Doughnuts. They are oh so good.

    • April 30, 2011 at 11:33 am

      Pumpkin spice cake???? Really? I couldn’t imagine eating a donut that tastes like a spicey pumpkin.

      And secondly…Where Alan dude bro dude? I hope he was able to find this site.

      • April 30, 2011 at 12:17 pm

        Never had a pumpkin donut but pumpkin pie is the beez knees

        As for Alan He is probrably surfing or something. I have to try to find SuperMEX and the rest of the guys so hopefully they read TJR since thats the only place I have linked my site to other than Twitter so far.

  8. Capt. Smooth
    April 30, 2011 at 3:00 pm

    Shaman, they usually have the doughnuts from Oct. through Dec. and they are too good for words.

    • April 30, 2011 at 3:03 pm

      There’s no Krispy Kreme around me anyways.

      • Capt. Smooth
        April 30, 2011 at 3:11 pm

        Sorry, man! They may sell them in grocery stores.

      • April 30, 2011 at 3:34 pm

        Then try Dunkin Donuts they usually have them too but hurry because if Matt Hardy gets a whiff of them donuts he will make the trip to Canada and eat them all after he eats 30 pounds of Canadian bacon that is.

  9. Capt. Smooth
    April 30, 2011 at 3:03 pm

    J, I don’t like pumpkin pie at all(something about the texture), but I can go buck wild on these.

  10. Capt. Smooth
    April 30, 2011 at 3:04 pm

    I don’t know about Alan.

    • April 30, 2011 at 4:08 pm

      If he surfs the net anywhere similar to how he surfs the waves of Cali he’ll find us soon.

      And no Dunkin Donuts either. There used to be a Krispy Kreme but it closed down like 7 years ago. Only donut place is Tim Hortons.

  11. Capt. Smooth
    April 30, 2011 at 8:01 pm

    Tim Whorton’s is the one with the cream-filled ones, right?

    • April 30, 2011 at 10:33 pm

      They discontinued the cream filled donuts at Time Hortons after they found out they people AIDS for some strange reason. It’s a mystery, that’s for sure.

    • May 1, 2011 at 7:56 am

      White creme Matt Hardy would love to swallow by the gallons

      pause

  12. April 30, 2011 at 10:34 pm

    Well, I botched that joke more than Kaityln trying to wrestle.

    • Capt. Smooth
      May 1, 2011 at 12:32 am

      I’ll let Kaitlyn botch on me all night long.

    • May 1, 2011 at 7:57 am

      Where the hell is Kaitlyn? She was fucking hot.

      • Capt. Smooth
        May 1, 2011 at 10:54 am

        I’ve heard that many Divas did not like the fact that she never “paid her dues”. The funny thing is most of the one who think like this were on the Diva Search.

        • May 1, 2011 at 11:05 am

          With Michelle McCool rumored to be leaving WWE I’m sure there will now be a chance for less used Divas to step up. I’m sure it was Michelle hating on Kaitlyn since she is the only one that would have that much pull backstage being married to Taker and all.

          • Capt. Smooth
            May 1, 2011 at 1:29 pm

            True, but with Kharma debuting soon, that may not happen on RAW.

            • May 1, 2011 at 3:05 pm

              Maybe Michelle doesn’t want to do the job and put the overweight fat girl over. Maybe Awesome Kong doesn’t want to be portrayed as Piggy James and refuses to work with Michelle as a result. Hmmm……

  13. Capt. Smooth
    May 1, 2011 at 6:42 pm

    THE INFAMOUS JCITY™ :Maybe Michelle doesn’t want to do the job and put the overweight fat girl over. Maybe Awesome Kong doesn’t want to be portrayed as Piggy James and refuses to work with Michelle as a result. Hmmm……

    All I know is the WWE needs to call Kharma’s finisher The Kharma Initiative.

    • May 1, 2011 at 6:47 pm

      When Kharma is fucking up a diva someone on announcing should yell “Kharmas a bitch”, preferably Booker T.

  14. May 14, 2011 at 2:38 pm

    Right on!

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