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THE INFAMOUS™ WWE Monday Night RAW Review 6/6/11

THE INFAMOUS™ WWE Monday Night RAW Review 6/6/11

by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™ 

This review will be shorter than usual due to time contraints. I got home late this evening and I didnt take live notes like I usually do since I decided to kick it with my fellow wrestling fans over at the TJR Raw Discussion where I left some wonderful comments such as “You can look but you can’t touch. Ha, John Canton sings that song in the shower everyday while he loofas his ass”. In no way is that a diss, he just really loves that Bellas theme. Anyways, I was thinking about changing the name of this review back to “THE REAL RAW SHYT”. What do you guys think? Ok, enough bullshitting, let’s get to that RAW shit.

RAW starts with  a continuance of Tough Enough where “Stone Cold” Steve Austin and Vince McMahon reunited to welcome the newest member of the WWE family, Andy. Andy, also known as Silent Rage, beat out 13 other WWE hopeful to secure himself a guaranteed WWE contract. I know most of the IWC wanted Luke to win, but WWE already has an abundance of cocky douchy heels such as The Miz and Alberto Del Rio, so Luke would have ended up getting lost in the shuffle. I don’t think his stint in gay porn did him any favors either. Andy is a tall guy, which we all know gives Vince McMahon the hardest of all erections. He is also someone you can build up as a face. You can tell that he has love for the business and takes criticism to heart. I see Andy as a fast learner and someone who can carry the WWE in the future with proper training and guidance. One thing he does need to work on is his nerves. He looked like he was about to crap his pants and start crying while standing in an arena full of people on RAW, but I don’t see that being too much of a problem in the future as he starts getting accustomed to life on the road. I can’t wait to see Andy do his thing in the ring and hopefully he doesn’t burst into tears if he ever wins a championship, even though that would help him connect with the audience on an emotional level. Anyways, Silent Rage got initiated into the WWE by getting bitch slapped by his new boss, Vince McMahon. He also ate a healthy serving of Stone Cold Stunner for good measure.

R-Truth then comes out looking like General Coon Sambo the third. All that was missing from his get up was a bucket of fried chicken and a grape soda. Anyways, he apologizes to Little Jimmy, Big Jimmy, and even the ever refreshing soda he wasted on them last week because he is a good R-Truth. Stone Cold tells him that he should apologize for dressing like a jackass. Truth says that he knows where he is at, which was surprising considering that I vividly remember his Milwaukee flub from a few months ago. Truth then goes into a history lesson in order to explain his choice of clothing for the evening, but he ends up sounding like an ignorant fool in the process. If Truth really knew his history then he would have came out in chains, as Vince McMahon beat him with a whip until all the conspiracy talk came to an end. Black people weren’t Generals back then, they were slaves and that’s the damn truth. He then says that the only good thing the confederacy did was secede itself from the United States and he seeked to do the same from WWE. What that means is that even though R-Truth is a WWE Superstar he is not bound by the WWE. He is an entity all on his own and doesn’t need the WWE for shit. Well, he still wants that WWE Championship Match at Capital Punishment, that he made very clear. As part of seceding from the WWE, the company will not be making any money from R-Truth. No action figures, no t-shirts, no video games, no nothing. Diddly squat. He confronts Vince about the “conspiracy” and Vince gives him the run around by telling him to take this issue up at his office. I’m sure he wont be there when R-Truth seeks his answers so the conspiracy continues.

Anyways, Miz comes out and he feels like he still deserves a WWE Championship match. Considering that John Cena made him tap out like a bitch at Over The Limit I completely disagree with the self professed awesome one. I found it hilarious when he said he was the most must see champion in WWE history while looking at Stone Cold. Wrestling’s resident alcoholic just laughed his ass off. The selfish and ungrateful Alex Riley, who turn his back on the man that gave him everything, comes out and says that the only thing Miz deserves is a third straight week of beatdowns. Feeling a little bit left out, John Cena makes his way to the ring and immediately informs us of all the outs every man in the ring is going through. Lets have a look:

Vince McMahon is out of patience.

Miz is out of excuses.

Alex Riley is out for vengeance.

Steve Austin is almost out of beer

And last, but certainly not least, R-Truth is out of his mind.

Cena then goes on to remind Miz that he made him say “I Quit”, repeatedly, so his championship opportunities are now squandered. Cena then gets in Riley’s face and tells him that he doesn’t like or trust him, but he respects him for punching Miz repeatedly in the face. Cena then sarcastically says that the way R-Truth is dressed makes him seem bright and there is no reason that the way he is dressed and the way he is acting would lead anyone to believe that he is mentally retarded. He says that Truth has already apologized and has received his WWE Championship match so he can cut the bullshit already.

The RAW Anonymous General Manager chimes in, but Vince cuts Michael Cole off by telling him to shut the fuck up. That is easily the best RAW moment of 2011 hands down. Vince makes a tag team match pitting the faces against the heels. So John Cena and Alex Riley will team up as they take on The Miz and R-Truth. He also makes Stone Cold the special guest referee because he’s the boss and he can do whatever the fuck he wants to do. In a funny moment, Stone Cold leaves the ring and gives Cena a dose of his own medicine by doing the You Can’t See Me hand wave. So far there have been no technical difficulties.

Santino Marella vs Michael McGillicutty

You know you suck when your entrance isn’t televised. You also know you suck when Santino gives you any type of competition. That’s right Michael McGillicutty, you fucking suck. Is there any trace of Henning in your blood? You are a fucking disgrace and if I was your dad I would be rolling in my grave in utter disgust. Anyways, if you have followed my RAW reviews back when it was called “The Real RAW Shyt” you would know how much I despise Santino. I think he absolutely sucks and I do not find his antics amusing. Some people might argue that he is funny and to that I say, if I wanted funny I would just watch my Def Comedy Jam DVDs. If I want to laugh I’m sure I can accomplish that feat by tickling my ass with a feather. When I watch wrestling I just want to see people beat the crap out of each other. I do not care for grown men crossdressing in the name of comedy. That shit is beyond lame. I hate it when Tyler Perry does it and I hated it even more when Santino did it. If Santino never wrestled another match in his life I can honestly say that I will not miss him. Not even a little bit. He adds nothing to my wrestling watching experience. Also, why the fuck is this match on RAW? Shouldn’t this be the opening bout on Superstars? Maybe the Tough Enough season finale cut into the last 15 minutes of Superstars hence why we have to sit through such a crapfest of a match, but why? Dont you love your fans Vince? Dont ever subject me to this bullshit again, please and thank you.

Winner: Santino Marella

If there is one funny thing that Santino does that I actually do find amusing it’s his invisible trombone celebration. The only reason it’s funny to me is because it looks like he is stroking and sucking on a giant invisible penis. Not only that, but his equally as sucky butt buddy tag team partner always joins in which makes them seem like a pair of invisible cocksucking queers. Santino is such a flamer that Koslov can probably light a cigarette on his anus, but I digress.

The announce team congratulates Andy Levine for wining Tough Enough.

Kelly Kelly and Beth Penis vs The Bella Whores Twins

Unfortunately I didn’t have any deli meat available during this match so no sandwich this time. Sorry. I know there are a few sandwich enthusiast out there and I hate disappointing all three of you. With that being said, let me talk about this match. Ummm, I don’t really care for it. I mean all these women, especially Kelly Kelly, should be making hardcore porn. I mean, if Chyna can make top dollar spreading them legs and letting her clitdick hang low, then I’m sure a woman like Kelly Kelly can make triple the amount Chyna is getting for being a professional cumbucket. The Bellas would be great at porn too. There’s a line of movies called “Blowjob Sandwiches” (sorry, I am really fucking hungry and have sandwiches on my mind) where two girls mouths are used as the bread in the non-proverbial cockmeat sandwich. The Bellas can make a fortune doing what they love to do. Beth Penis is another story, but I’m sure there is a fetish niche she can fall under. Glamazon Buns, Penis Sminess, Beth’s Breast, the possibilities are endless, but I digress. This was an extremely short match. Penis dominated most of it and she picked up the win with her Glam slam thank you mam move that she does.

Winners: Kelly Kelly and Beth Penis

Backstage, Booker T tries to show Trish Stratus how to do a spin-a-roni, but he is rudely interrupted by Jack Swagger. Swagger says that if he was the trainer for Tough Enough that all of the contestants would have been winners, not just Andy. Swagger then challenges Booker T to a match because he doesn’t think Booker is tough enough. For the record, Swaggers lisp was so bad he said stink instead of think, but I digress. Booker cannot believe Swagger called him out so he accepts the challenge. Now can you dig that, sucka?

CM Punk comes out and gloats about how he defeated Rey Mysterio last week. He says that he beat Rey about 600 times and that Rey has never defeated him. If I’m not mistaken, Rey beat him in a Hair vs Mask match and Punk lost, hence his short hair. Heels always embellish the truth though so it’s not that big of a deal

Semen Spunk CM Punk vs Rey Mysterio

This is a rivalry renewed and after their strong showing last week I was quite interested to see if Rey would tie this feud 1-1 or if CM Punk continued his dominance over the biggest little man. I must say that these two have great chemistry. Like a fat guy and a McDonald’s dollar menu, it just feels right. This match had a slower pace than their effort last week, but what it lacked in fast paced action was made up for with phycological story telling. The match came to an end when Rey hit a beautiful tornado DDT, which doubled as a dropkick to knock off Mason Ryan from the apron. He followed that up with a splash from the top rope and this rivalry is now tied 1-1.

Winner: Rey Mysterio

Another Obama press conference was shown. This one featured R-Truth. Blah.

Backstage, John Cena tells Alex Riley that he doesn’t like him. So Cena hates the face Alex Riley, but likes the heel Zack Ryder? Weird.

They plugged the new “Best Of WCW Nitro” DVD which I just purchased earlier today. I was a big fan of WCW so this was a must have. There might be a review in the future, but I might forget I typed that due to my massive marijuana consumption.

Next weeks RAW will be a three-hour ALL-STAR event which I probably won’t be reviewing. 2 hour RAW’s are bad enough, 3 hour? Fuggedaboutit.

Alberto Del Rio called out The Big Show in order to apologize for his past actions. Big Show’s music hits and Ricardo Rodriguez comes out imitating The Big Show. I must admit that even though this segment was a complete waste of time, seeing Ricardo as The Big Show made me legit laugh. There wasn’t much to this segment, but the picture above is priceless nonetheless.

In a shocking moment, Michael Cole says that the future of WWE is now and then a video package highlighting Kofi Kingston was shown. FUCK YEAH!!!!!!! The last time Michael Cole proclaim someone to be the future, Miz went on to win the WWE Championship. I have been a fan of Kingston for a while now and he is one of the few faces in the company that I actually cheer for. Kofi stays with championship gold so it’s only a matter of time before he moves on to bigger and better things. Everyone would rather see someone like Del Rio pushed to a World Title, but he hasn’t even been in WWE for a full year. I say Kofi can be the face of the company on the face side along side Cena and Rey Mysterio, as long as he can avoid injury. I hope this wasn’t WWE blowing hot smoke up our asses and that they have big plans for Kingston.

An anti-bully video was shown. Considering that WWE continues with the fat jokes on a consistent basis I cannot and will not take this campaign serious.

Kofi Kingston vs Zack Ryder

I think I was tweaking last night, but did Zack Ryder actually have a match on RAW? Wow, this must really be the end of days as we know it. Ryder was accompanied by Dolph Ziggler and Vickie Guerrero and they played Ziggler’s music instead of Ryders which was extremely disappointing. I remember Ryder having a sweet ass song that I haven’t heard in forever and as a fellow broski I felt ripped off from the full Zack Ryder experience. Another thing that I don’t get is why does the WWE keep Ryder as a heel? After gaining popularity on YouTube as an everyday guy people can relate to and having backstage cameos with the biggest face in the WWE known as John Cena, one would think that if they brought Ryder back to national television that he would play to the crowd and carry himself as a face or at least a tweener, but no, he remains a heel. Bad booking if you ask me. Anyways, this was another short match. Ryder showed some promise, but he hasn’t ascended from the jobber ranks known as Superstars. Ziggler was also at the announce table, but he didn’t do much of anything except tweet. Kingston picks up the victory with Trouble In Paradise.

Winner: Kofi Kingston

Miz and R-Truth were shown backstage going over strategy for their upcoming tag team match.

Booker T was shown backstage, tapping up his wrist and making his way to the ring.

The announcers run down the Capital Punishment card.

Booker T vs Jack Swagger

CAN YOU DIG IT, SUCKA?!?!?!?! I love that theme. I marked out when it played at the Royal Rumble and I marked out for Booker’s first match on RAW in over 4 years. He looks like he is still in top physical shape and can still move fluidly around the ring. I would rather see Booker T wrestling and putting over the younger guys than having to hear him announcing over on Smackdown, even though I love his “This is ridiculous” line. Booker dominated this match and Swagger was like “fuck this shit” so he got himself counted out on purpose.

Winner by Countout: Booker T

After the match Evan Bourne comes out and assaults Swagger. Booker hits him with his scissors kick then Bourne hits Swagger with his Shooting Star Press. The faces then celebrate by doing spin-a-ronis.

Stone Cold was shown backstage making his way to the ring.

John Cena and Alex Riley vs R-Truth and The Miz with Special Guest Referee “Stone Cold” Steve Austin

One of the things that stood out during this match was John Cena calling a bulldog on The Miz. I have been watching wrestling for as long as I can remember and I can’t recall anyone calling a move as loudly as Cena did on RAW. Another thing that stood out was John Cena delivering a dropkick to a steel chair wielding Truth. Cena doesn’t bust out the dropkick on a regular basis so that was a great addition to his “5 Moves Of Doom”. Everyone got some shine in this match, but the faces prevailed after Stone Cold intervened by giving The Miz a Stone Cold Stunner.

Winners: John Cena and Alex Riley

After the match, the RAW GM reversed the decision due to Stone Cold’s blatant interference so therefore John Cena and Alex Riley have been disqualified.

Winners by Disqualification: R-Truth and The Miz

The GM also says that he will appoint Stone Cold as the special guest General Manager for next weeks 3hour ALL-STAR RAW.

Stone Cold then takes it upon himself to throw Cole into the ring, dump beer on him, stun his ass and not to be outdone, Cena hit Cole with the Attitude Adjustment.

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Congratulations to Andy Levine for winning this season of Tough Enough. Hopefully something good comes out of this since WWE is known to give its new guys the shaft. Just ask Johnny Curtis, who drenched himself in goat semen on Smackdown. This season of Tough Enough was well done and I wouldn’t mind seeing another season. They shouldn’t over saturated the market like they did with NXT though. If anything they can just do one or two seasons a year. Maybe have competing hosts like they do with The Ultimate Fighter.

The beginning of RAW was one huge clusterfuck. It was great seeing Vince McMahon and Stone Cold in the same ring together, but I am disappointed that Austin didn’t stun Vince for nostalgia’s sake. I still can’t believe R-Truth came out in a Civil War get up. Even though his history lesson was quite the tidbit of information, I don’t think dressing up the way he did was necessary. Truth should be a credible threat to John Cena’s WWE Championship, but he looked like a damn fool on RAW. How can I take him serious heading into his Capital Punishment match?

The Nexus debuted about a year ago. They had alot of promise and seemed like they were all individualy poised to be the future of the WWE. Nowadays, Nexus absolutely sucks, with the exception of CM Punk of course. Michael McGillicutty should be ashamed of himself for having to job out to Santino. I don’t give a fuck if that was the way he was booked. I might have had more respect for him if he refused to follow the script and got fired as a result.

The Divas give me raging boners. Can WWE parter up with Playboy again? Please?

For the second straight week, CM Punk and Rey Mysterio had the best match of the night. I’m sure these two will get a blowoff match at the Capital Punishment PPV since they are now tied 1-1 in their renewed rivalry. I know I have seen this feud before, but these guys are damn good together.

While the Del Rio segment was a waste of time, I couldn’t help but laugh at Ricardo Rodriguez’s Big Show antics.

I’m glad that WWE has acknowledged Kofi Kingston as the future of the WWE. I can’t wait to see what they have in store for the United States Champion. Hopefully WWE doesn’t forget about this and end up burying him. They have done worse.

Booker T was great on RAW and I hope it is not the last time I see him in a WWE ring. He can be a huge asset and can definitely help put over the stars of tomorrow.

The main event was good for what it was. I will always be a Stone Cold mark so I was glad that he was prominently featured on this episode of RAW. I just wished that he would have stunned the fuck out of John Cena as RAW came to a close.

If I had to pick one word to describe this episode of Monday Night RAW it would be; Lacking. I don’t know exactly what it was lacking or if the Superstar level matches had any factor in my decision, but I felt that this RAW was missing something. I just can’t put my finger on it.

That’s all I got. *Fades2Black*

  1. TKO
    June 7, 2011 at 11:57 pm

    Another triumph for Jcity. I wasn’t into the show at all for some reason. The tough enough part seemed badly scripted, Truths get-up was so unnecessary, Riley wasn’t given anything important to say. Punk vs Rey was good but we’ve seen it. Nothing fresh but good. Kharma has hurt the Divas division in her absence. Who cares about a fake Big Show? Just seems like a re-run of WWE’s other attempts at mocking a wrestler. Del Rio is wasted on RAW.

    Overall I’m losing my excitement for the show and I don’t have time for Friday. Best part about RAW was THIS REVIEW, period

    • June 8, 2011 at 11:26 am

      It felt like they booked this on a napkin. I think Tough Enough cut into the Superstars taping and they were like fuck it yall still wrestling hence the Santino match and Zack Ryder on RAW. Truth shouldn’t be used as a joke before the most important match of his career. Nexus was build up as credible threats to Cena, shit, even Miz was made to look like a credible threat, but not Truth? I’m beginning to think that maybe there is a conspiracy against him. Riley should have been giving a few wins under Miz’s guidance so when he did turn face I can actually think he has a chance to win. Since he has been on RAW all he has done is lose and if it wasn’t for Cena and Austin, this would have been another loss since he was clearly th weakest out of everyone in the tag match. Maybe he should have just went with the third straight week of beatdowns. Kharma being gone sucks for the Divas Division. I guess her push will now go to the next strongest chick which is Beth Penis. Penis should have built strong this whole time to be the only credible threat to Kharma, but WWE doesn’t think too far ahead. Penis is a good wrestler but she never gets any time to showcase her talents. Big Show was funny but extremely unnecessary. Del Rio should be having matches. Maybe against Kofi since there aren’t that many faces on RAW to begin with. He keeps trying to get a World title but maybe he should settle for a secondary championship until he is ready. Something needs to happen on RAW that changes the landscape of the show. I have a feeling that the GM might be revealed soon so thats a start but they are about a year too late on pulling the trigger on that.

  2. mad matt
    June 8, 2011 at 12:01 am

    Until you proof read your work, I cannot and will not take you “serious”

    • Mr.Redlight
      June 8, 2011 at 1:30 am

      why you mad bro? Upset that santino isnt blowin you instead of his trambone?

    • June 8, 2011 at 11:32 am

      I am not a professional writer and I am only human so that means that I am not perfect. Apparently neither is my spellcheck. There is no major grammatical errors though so you are just being a hater for the sake of being a hater. The only think I see misspelled is Beth Phoenix since I call her Beth Penis. That is done on purpose though. Here is a challenge for you, go check that other RAW review and count up the errors then compare it to mines. I don’t have nearly as many mistakes.

  3. June 8, 2011 at 3:53 am

    JCITY, I think you’re missing the value of a guy like Santino. He’s a great worker, funny as heck and provides some awesome comedic relief when needed. Can’t knock a guy that his job perfectly and in an actual funny way. Props to Santino, I hope he’s around forever.

    • June 8, 2011 at 11:41 am

      He can be good as a serious wrestler, but when you are built up as a joke then I will start looking at you as a joke. The thing about jokes though is that when you overdo them they get stale. Santino, to me at least, has been stale since 2008. To me he is this generations Doink The Clown. I like him better when he was getting all the girls, but after Santina I gave up on him. I also hate WWE face humor. It comes off corny. I think humor works better on the heel side.

      • Brian
        June 8, 2011 at 12:56 pm

        I’ve always beena Santino fan, but you’re right, since his face turn his jokes have become stale. Him and Koslov should not be winning against Nexus. Nexus is starting to look like a bigger joke then those two. Henning Jr. is a waste and I feel they bumped that group too soon. How do you have guys like Ted Debiase Jr., who had a great gimmick, get bumped for Nexus. THIS is why Vince needs to sell the WWE to people who enjoy and KNOW wrestling.

        • June 8, 2011 at 7:18 pm

          I enjoyed his work as a heel and actually though he was funny with the whole Honk-O-Meter but he feel off when he started falling in love with the Divas. Im disappointed in the Nexus. I thought they were going to get better with CM Punk leading them, but they havent done shit except win the crappiest belts in WWE history. Vince can care less about wrestling writers, he wants soap opera screenplay writers. That is ass backwards if you ask me.

      • June 8, 2011 at 3:10 pm

        I liked heel Santino. The best heel Santino moment was when he was dressed as The Honky Goldust Piper Man (this was before a Cyber Sunday PPV in which Santino could have faced either Honky Tonk Man, Goldust, or Rowdy Piper). I forget who came out….I think it was Hacksaw Jim Duggan (this was back when Hacksaw was actually a PT member of the RAW roster) and Santino cracked him over the head with a guitar (his HTM prop). Afterwards Santino was bleeding from the lip….I guess a shard from the guitar stabbed him in the mouth. I loved that segment and I think RAW was still TV-14ish back then (I think it was 2008). I wish I could find it on youtube.

        • Capt. Smooth
          June 8, 2011 at 5:07 pm

          I want Santino as the lead in the Bloodsport remake so he can unleash The Cobra on the other fighters.

        • June 8, 2011 at 7:19 pm

          I remember when he first debuted and beat Umaga for the Intercontinental Championship. They should have kept him as an underdog who overcame all the odds.

          • Capt. Smooth
            June 8, 2011 at 7:34 pm

            SuperSantino!

  4. Capt. Smooth
    June 8, 2011 at 5:57 am

    Truth should change his name to KKK-Kwik. Also, I wouldn’t put “SHYT” in any of your column titles(even Caption this Shyt), because people may not want to click on anything that has the term “SHYT” while on a break or at lunch during work. It could get them in trouble. Plus, “Infamous” has a nice ring to it.

    • June 8, 2011 at 11:47 am

      You may be right. I just feel like the more I write, the more I am slipping back into being vulgar and rude. I dont do it purposely, it just feels more natural. The Infamous Review was my attempt at squeaky clean face writing, but the more I do it the more it comes off like THE REAL RAW SHYT. Another name change I was thinking about is the Domain name of the site. I want to get rid of the WordPress name. Its too long and I cant activate ads unless I buy the domain, but TheInfamous.com is already taken. I will think of something though….

      • Capt. Smooth
        June 8, 2011 at 5:11 pm

        Write whatever you want in the column, but I still would consider not putting cuss words in the title. I don’t click on any ones with bad words while at work so I don’t get our company in trouble with the state.

        As far as new names for the site, you could make that a column where readers could send in their ideas. I kinda like “TheJCityBlock.com”.

  5. June 8, 2011 at 10:31 am

    Anyone else notice that many websites are misspelling the name of the next PPV? It is CapitOl Punishment…there’s an “O” in there. I don’t know why it is bothering me so much but it is.

    • June 8, 2011 at 11:49 am

      The funny think about that is I did spell it with an O at first and the spellcheck told me I was wrong, lol. Maybe that’s what Mad Matt was talking about. It was an honest mistake. Oh well.

      • June 8, 2011 at 3:04 pm

        I just noticed it’s spelled right in the tags but not in the actual article….weird.

        • Capt. Smooth
          June 8, 2011 at 5:12 pm

          Maybe the “O” is a reference to Obama?

          • June 8, 2011 at 5:42 pm

            It reminds me of the Judgment Day PPV and people didn’t realize there was no “E” in Judgment Day. Even Jim Ross wrote something like, “Whatever happened to the “e” in Judgment Day?” in one of his Ross Report columns.

        • June 8, 2011 at 7:23 pm

          I’m going to edit that a bit later if I remember. Thanks for pointing it out though so I dont do it again in the future. I don’t mind criticism at all. It helps me get better 🙂

  6. Mike Brazil
    June 8, 2011 at 12:30 pm

    I marked out to when Booker wrestled. I was a fan of his back in the day when he was a part of Harlem Heat. Raw was really lacking, and Santino bores me to sleep.

    • Capt. Smooth
      June 8, 2011 at 5:13 pm

      Great theme!

    • June 8, 2011 at 7:25 pm

      Booker still has it. I wouldnt mind seeing one more run out of him.

  7. June 8, 2011 at 2:49 pm

    Hey J,

    if you haven’t “heard” R-Truth’s promo from last week, it’s on youtube.

    Also sorry for the plug but check out my first ever RAW Comments column:
    http://howiwouldbookit.blogspot.com/2011/06/raw-comments-06062011.html

    • June 8, 2011 at 7:31 pm

      Truth is awesome. Too bad he hasn’t had that much time to develop his heel persona before being rushed into a program with John Cena.

  8. June 8, 2011 at 4:08 pm

    Both Luke and Andy looked like absolute douche bags. I didn’t watch Tough Enough, but if they’re the best, I don’t want to see the worst. I hope I never seen both of them again.

    Jeremiah Riggs FTW.

    Oh and..

    BOOKAH T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    He’s the most awesome guy ever his return match should Been a WAY bigger deal.

    And where’s Drew McIntyre???

    • June 8, 2011 at 4:32 pm

      Oh my….there were some really bad contestants on Tough Enough. The only reason Andy made it to the finals was because he was the best of the mediocre crop of “talent”. Go some research on “Eric”. His size was the only reason he made it past the first day. I’ve never seen someone so out of shape and so lazy. Jeremiah made it to the final three which is scary because he had no wrestling experience and yet he made it past many of the “veterans” who are currently available for a reason. All of the divas were awful. One made it only because she is Miss USA, another because she’s the wife of Johnny Fairplay, and another because she is Alicia Fox’s sister. One of the two divas without inside connections got eliminated on the first episode. Then there was this one guy named Matt Cross who might have actually looked good in the ring but we’ll never know because Stone Cold kicked him out for not showing him anything after TWO EPISODES while some of the contestants never showed anything all season! The show was entertaining but there really need to pick better contestants. Most of them claimed to be “veterans” but I’ve seen Indy wrestlers at HS shows that would have made it to the top four easily if one of them were picked for TE.

      • Capt. Smooth
        June 8, 2011 at 5:14 pm

        It’s just not my type of thing.

      • June 8, 2011 at 7:36 pm

        I liked Tough Enough. I think Jerimiah would be good in the WWE. Time will tell. From what I have read though it looks like Andy already was under FCW contract before being on Tough Enough so thats kinda shady.

    • June 8, 2011 at 7:33 pm

      Drew McIntyre is dealing with his divorce.

  9. June 8, 2011 at 5:45 pm

    I like how Jcity said this review was shorter than usual and yet when I pasted it into MS Word, it said it is over 3,600 words long. Yikes….I got to see how many words last week was.

  10. June 8, 2011 at 7:34 pm

    The last few reviews have been in the 4,000-5,000 word range. Sometimes I get a little carried away.

  11. Capt. Smooth
    June 8, 2011 at 7:35 pm

    Tony Kegger :
    “In trouble with the state”? Yikes!

    My company has a contract with the state of Kentucky. 40+ jobs are at stake.

    • June 8, 2011 at 7:59 pm

      Time to offer up sexual services on Craigslist for cash.

      • Capt. Smooth
        June 8, 2011 at 8:06 pm

        *rubs gut* My body was made for pleasure!!!

      • June 8, 2011 at 8:16 pm

        And Meekerz is ok with that? Wow, what a strong relationship.

        • June 8, 2011 at 8:35 pm

          I do whatever the fuck I want to do and don’t need anyones permission. I may be married, but being whipped is not my style.

  12. June 8, 2011 at 8:18 pm

    Oh wait you were talking about Smooth, nevermind.

  13. June 8, 2011 at 11:22 pm

    Holy Shit….I found that Santino video I was talking about. J….you gotta watch this youtube video. If you were watching RAW in 2008, then you probably remember it but this is classic Santino. If Santino went heel again, I’d think you’d appreciate him more.

    • Capt. Smooth
      June 9, 2011 at 7:39 am

      It doesn’t matter whether Santino is a face or a heel, I’d still be a fan, because he is a GREAT performer. If he were to go heel, I’d boo the character, but would be a fan of the guy behind it. He gets it. Have you ever seen his Russian gimmick from OVW? He was a badass! Try youtube.

      • June 9, 2011 at 9:44 am

        Ha, I would appreciate him more as a heel or at least a serious wrestler. Its not that I hate him per say, but he just gets on my nerves now. I remember when I used to rip on him for always losing and being worthless then he won the Tag belts and went on a little winning streak. I felt like that was done on purpose to shut me up, lol.

        • Capt. Smooth
          June 9, 2011 at 10:21 am

          It was.

          • Anonymous
            June 9, 2011 at 4:34 pm

            It’s a conspiracy. C-O-N….spiracy.

  14. June 9, 2011 at 3:29 pm

    Who cares about frickining Santino? Nobody pays too see him or care if he’s one the show or not. Capt. Smooth could come out there and act retarted and get the same pop. Santino is irrelevant.

    • Anonymous
      June 9, 2011 at 4:36 pm

      Maybe Capt is Santino. Hmmm……

      • Capt. Smooth
        June 9, 2011 at 6:28 pm

        I am Italian.(well, part)

  15. June 9, 2011 at 4:38 pm

    Ummm, yea I have no idea why that just said Anonymous. I need to fix this stupid comment box.

  16. Capt. Smooth
    June 9, 2011 at 6:30 pm

    Shaman’s Harvest :
    Who cares about frickining Santino? Nobody pays too see him or care if he’s one the show or not. Capt. Smooth could come out there and act retarted and get the same pop. Santino is irrelevant.

    His fans care about Santino, that’s who. And there are a ton of them. I couldn’t do it, due to a much lower pain threshold.

    • June 10, 2011 at 4:36 pm

      You couldn’t care or wrestle because of the lower pain threshold? Lol.

      • Capt. Smooth
        June 10, 2011 at 7:31 pm

        I couldn’t wrestle like Shaman said I could.

        • June 11, 2011 at 1:27 pm

          Neither can Cena and he’s the champ 🙂

          • Capt. Smooth
            June 11, 2011 at 1:32 pm

            Look, it’s JPoopy!

            • June 12, 2011 at 11:27 pm

              I see that Cenation clubhouse card has a few generic Cena comebacks written on the back. Awesome 🙂

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