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Caption This Shyt: R-Truth Wants His Son Back!!!

Have you seen R-Truth’s son? He would sure like him back. The last time R-Truth saw his son, he dropped him off at Little Jimmy’s house. When he went to pick Little Ronnie up from his friends house, he was nowhere to be found. R-Truth asked Little Jimmy about the whereabouts of his son, but Little Jimmy seemed more interested in playing with his John Cena action figures. Truth has since developed a hatred for all things John Cena and Little Jimmy and everyone is about to get GOT until Little Ronnie makes his way back to his dad, and THAT’S THE TRUTH!!!!!

Anyways…

I was really looking forward to posting Ultimate Warrior’s 55 minute Hulk Hogan diss video that he promised would drop yesterday, but I guess he pussied out. WHAT YOU GONNA DO BROTHER, WHEN HULK HOGAN THREATENS A LAWSUIT AGAINST YOU?!? If your the Warrior I guess you tuck your tail between your legs and hide. Whatever, fuck these washed up old geezers. Anyways, I will be back later on tonight with my WWE Capitol Punishment preview. I will try my best not to pull a Warrior and actually have it up. If not tonight then tomorrow morning before I head out to the Bruins Championship Parade. It sure does feel good to be a Boston sports fan in the 2000’s 🙂

  1. June 16, 2011 at 2:55 pm

    You should have did a Caption This for that younger CM Punk photo you posted. Why did Punk look so angry standing next to Austin?

    • June 17, 2011 at 5:51 pm

      Lol, good thing he got rid of the red hair or else he would have been doomed to a comedy role.

  2. June 16, 2011 at 4:02 pm

    By the way, isn’t the diss video supposed to be released tomorrow June 17?

    • June 16, 2011 at 7:11 pm

      On Monday, Rajah had some article saying the vid would drop in 48 hours. June 17 does look like a familiar date. I guess we’ll see tomorrow then.

  3. Rob
    June 16, 2011 at 4:32 pm

    Lol.

  4. Capt. Smooth
    June 16, 2011 at 5:30 pm

    Truth: What’s up?

    Cena: My sales.

    • June 17, 2011 at 5:51 pm

      It seems that the only thing he ever sells is shirts.

      • Capt. Smooth
        June 17, 2011 at 5:52 pm

        Hats too.

  5. Capt. Smooth
    June 16, 2011 at 5:31 pm

    Truth: Where do Little Jimmies come from?

    Cena: Mae Young.

  6. Capt. Smooth
    June 16, 2011 at 5:31 pm

    Truth: What city am I in again?

    Cena: Gotham.

  7. Capt. Smooth
    June 16, 2011 at 5:34 pm

    Truth: How’s my water taste, Cena?

    *pause*

    Cena: Do I look like The Rock?

  8. Capt. Smooth
    June 16, 2011 at 5:34 pm

    Truth: Do you know the way to San Jose/

    Cena: *points west* That way.

  9. Capt. Smooth
    June 16, 2011 at 5:36 pm

    Truth: The south will rise again!

    Cena: And people say I’M WHITE?

  10. June 16, 2011 at 7:07 pm

    Damn, parade got moved to Saturday. I’m going to write some of the preview now. Then go out and get drunk as fuck, lol. Finish preview later and then debate if I write about Impact or Smackdown.

    • June 16, 2011 at 8:08 pm

      Just a tip, if you write about Impact you’ll propbably screw it up and not give the great Eric Bicho the credit he deserves. He is clearly a visionary and puts on a wondeful show. Us 10%er’s who use the Internet (becuase the rest of the TNA viewers, all 90 of them can’t afford the Internet) are not worthy of reviewing this masterpeice due our bad grammar and overly critical nature.

      I can’t wait for TNA tonight, I’ll know where to find Easy E, in the ring, like always.

      • June 16, 2011 at 8:19 pm

        Oh yea I forgot about that little comment from Bicho. I must be the only one that ever made TNA look good. They need to cut me a fucking check for not ripping them. I do enjoy the product though. Maybe he just needs to shut the fuck up and appreciate the fans because the 10% are the only ones watching TNA to begin with.

  11. June 16, 2011 at 9:21 pm

    This summer, R-Truth and John Cena star in “Search for Little Killings,” The buddy cop drama that will leave you in tears.

    • Capt. Smooth
      June 16, 2011 at 9:28 pm

      Screw it! I wanna see a buddy comedy with Rock and Cena!

      • June 16, 2011 at 9:52 pm

        “You thinking what I’m thinking?” “Aim for the bushes?”

        • Capt. Smooth
          June 17, 2011 at 5:50 am

          Best part of that movie!(and Little River Band)

        • June 17, 2011 at 5:54 pm

          That was classic. I rewinded that part like 100 times when I first saw that movie. There was no bushes around either, lol.

  12. Anonymous
    April 28, 2012 at 9:38 am

    cena thu you are here

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