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Public Service Announcement: Happy 4th Of July :)

I hope all my American peeps are enjoying their Fourth of July weekend. I haven’t gotten around to watching Impact Wrestling or Smackdown yet since I’ve been hella busy celebrating the independence of this great country I live in. I know that I’m an International Blogger, but this weekend will be used to celebrate my patriotism. I love my country and I can’t picture myself living anywhere else. With that being said I hope all my non-American peeps can also enjoy their weekends too. Anyways, I will be back sometime on Tuesday with either a Random Smackdown Thoughts post or my next P.O.V column. So enjoy your BBQ’s, trips to the beach, firework displays, Monday Night RAW viewing or whatever else you planned on doing for the next few days. After the jump are a few funny firework mishaps. Don’t let that end up being you this holiday weekend. Be safe y’all. 

  1. Capt. Smooth
    July 3, 2011 at 9:44 am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…I think that just about sums it up.

    • July 3, 2011 at 8:00 pm

      This is off-topic but guess who this guy is:

      I just found this picture today.

      • July 3, 2011 at 8:01 pm

        And here is an old photo of CM Punk:

      • Capt. Smooth
        July 3, 2011 at 8:04 pm

        HOLY SHIT!!!

        • Capt. Smooth
          July 3, 2011 at 8:04 pm

          HOLY SHIT…again!!!

        • July 3, 2011 at 9:06 pm

          you didn’t guess who it was. If you don’t know, just google “Stu Sanders”.

          • July 3, 2011 at 9:43 pm

            Hey, you can’t be beautiful and a barekunckle champion at the same time.

            • Capt. Smooth
              July 4, 2011 at 10:25 am

              Barrett, I could tell.

            • Capt. Smooth
              July 4, 2011 at 2:32 pm

              He kinda looks like a villager from Shrek.

              • Mr.Redlight
                July 4, 2011 at 3:55 pm

                you guys didnt know?

                • July 4, 2011 at 6:08 pm

                  Of coruse I knew I’ve seen the pic like 3 times before this. The CM Punk one suprised me though, I wouldn’t think that was him.

                  • Capt. Smooth
                    July 4, 2011 at 7:26 pm

                    I’ve seen the Punk pic but not Barrett’s.

      • July 5, 2011 at 6:58 pm

        I had that Barrett pic on a post I had did about jailed superstars. I smell a repost later this week.

    • July 5, 2011 at 6:56 pm

      I still wanna know what those two guys were doing in the tub and why fireworks ended up being involved.

      • Capt. Smooth
        July 5, 2011 at 7:52 pm

        FireCRACKER: The Porno!

        • July 6, 2011 at 5:30 pm

          …GREAT BALLS OF FIRE…

          • Capt. Smooth
            July 6, 2011 at 5:47 pm

            Brought to you by Blue Star Ointment!!!

  2. Max
    July 3, 2011 at 4:20 pm

    Damn, those were funny. I still remember the Jeff Hardy thing. That was crazy. The first pic is too funny with the firecracker cracking his nuts. Happy fourth everyone.

    • July 5, 2011 at 6:59 pm

      Matt Hardy was one sadistic bastard. He tried to run him over, set his house on fire and killed his dog, lol.

  3. Anonymous
    July 3, 2011 at 9:24 pm

    J. Serious question here. Are you reviewing Impact this week? If nt I will. I just don’t want to spend the time to review it if you’re going to. let me know asap.

  4. The Modern Native
    July 3, 2011 at 9:25 pm

    Sorry J. That post ^ is me. My computer must have logged me out.

    • July 3, 2011 at 9:53 pm

      It wasn’t your computer logging you out. Same thing happened to me and Shaman’s Harvest. J changed the website domain name.

  5. The Modern Native
    July 3, 2011 at 9:29 pm

    Geez, I shoulda read the post before commenting. lol. I’ll have the review to you by morning.

  6. July 3, 2011 at 9:40 pm

    How nice, happy birthday America, screw Canada of course.

    Nobody wished it a Happy July 1st!

    You know who comes from Canada: Chris Jericho, Edge, Bret Hart, Maryse, and Shaman’s Harvest

    You know who comes from America: Chris Benoit, George Bush, Michael Jackson, and many murders, wife beaters, and pedo’s.

    God Bless Canada aka Shamanada!

    • Fred
      July 4, 2011 at 9:23 am

      Chris Benoit was Canadian. You would know that if you weren’t such an ignorant prick. Just saying.

      • July 4, 2011 at 1:08 pm

        My prickness has nothing to do with me forgeting Benoit was Canadain. But how did I forget that…

    • July 5, 2011 at 7:02 pm

      What’s July 1st? and yeah Chris Benoit is Canadian and I’m sure you guys have an equal amount of murders, pedos, and wife beaters.

  7. July 3, 2011 at 9:48 pm

    America, the land of freedom…unless you’re black, Native, Asain, Jewish, atheist, any other non-Christain religion, gay, lesbian, transgendered, a women, under 18, over 18, or require special care. Only white middle classed businessmen have rights, actually they don’t, not even them, nobody has any rights.

    Ah, America.

    • July 3, 2011 at 9:57 pm

      In honor of America, I’m plugging my newest article on my blog because that’s what Shawn Michaels would do and nobody is more American than Shawn Michaels. Everyone calls him Mr. America. Wait…what’s that? People call him Mr. WrestleMania not Mr. America? Oops. Anyway…check out my article please.

      http://howiwouldbookit.blogspot.com/2011/07/old-wrestlemania-photos.html

      • Capt. Smooth
        July 4, 2011 at 10:27 am

        Isn’t Canada…America?

        • July 4, 2011 at 1:10 pm

          You American CIA people and your Manifest Destiny.

          • Capt. Smooth
            July 4, 2011 at 2:29 pm

            Wasn’t Beyonce in Manifest Destiny?

            • Fred
              July 4, 2011 at 8:04 pm

              No, it starred Cole Phelps and his partner Roy Earle. It was good.

    • July 5, 2011 at 7:04 pm

      So true, but I wouldn’t want to live anywhere else.

  8. July 4, 2011 at 2:48 am

    I miss Jeff Hardy.

    • July 5, 2011 at 7:05 pm

      Well at least we dont have to worry about CM Punk getting caught up in a drug scandel when he leaves.

  9. Rob
    July 4, 2011 at 10:25 am

    I just got a good amount of fireworks for tonight. Hopefully I don’t blow my hand off.

  10. Alan
    July 4, 2011 at 12:45 pm

    Stay safe bros!! Remember not to light fireworks if it’s illegally in your area dudes… light up a joint instead, ahahaha.

    • July 4, 2011 at 1:12 pm

      Or you could read to the elderly or help out at your local animal shelter.

      • Alan
        July 4, 2011 at 1:41 pm

        Ahaha, no thanks Shaman bro. That doesn’t sound like fun!!!

        • July 5, 2011 at 7:08 pm

          Illegal fireworks are fun. So is busting guns in public without people freaking the fuck out since all you here is BOOM BOOM BOOM all day anyways.

  11. Mr.Redlight
    July 4, 2011 at 3:57 pm

    not wastin any money on fireworks that shit got played out a long time ago lol. I gotta pay rent with that money lol

  12. Capt. Smooth
    July 5, 2011 at 5:41 am

    You guys won’t believe what happened on RAW last night!!!………Oh, wait!

  13. July 6, 2011 at 5:32 pm

    Capt. Smooth :

    Isn’t Canada…America?

    North America.

    • Capt. Smooth
      July 6, 2011 at 5:47 pm

      Still “America”.

  14. July 6, 2011 at 6:35 pm

    The continent yes, the states, no. We should just take over Canada like we did everywhere else. Rape the women and steal all the bacon they have.

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