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#NowPlaying – Bruno Mars “The Lazy Song”

 

Tonight is a crappy rainy night so I’m not going to do anything but drink my beer, smoke my weed and watch my Smackdown. Don’t judge me.

  1. Capt. Smooth
    July 8, 2011 at 8:11 pm

    How about “Rise” by Herb Alpert?

    • July 8, 2011 at 8:16 pm

      Never heard of it.

      • Capt. Smooth
        July 8, 2011 at 8:21 pm

        Youtube it. It’s an instramental from the 70s.

        • July 8, 2011 at 8:43 pm

          Disco fever?

          • Capt. Smooth
            July 8, 2011 at 8:45 pm

            More like porno music.

            • July 9, 2011 at 9:22 am

              Lol. Only coked out whores can appreciate porno music playing on a continuous loop.

              • Capt. Smooth
                July 9, 2011 at 10:26 am

                The porn thing is a bit of a stretch. I’d describe it as jazzy R&B. His group is called The Tijuana Brass.

                • July 10, 2011 at 3:15 pm

                  The Marijuana Grass would have been a better name.

                  • Capt. Smooth
                    July 10, 2011 at 4:25 pm

                    Especially due to the 70’s connection.

  2. Fred
    July 8, 2011 at 8:25 pm

    Bruno Mars sucks almighty ass.

    • Capt. Smooth
      July 8, 2011 at 8:26 pm

      I keep trying to think how and why people would “suck ass”.

      • Fred
        July 8, 2011 at 8:32 pm

        Because that’s all they’re worthy of doing. And I don’t know how they would do it. One cheek at a time maybe? All I know is Bruno Mars is shot, and therefore sucks the proverbial ass.

        • Fred
          July 8, 2011 at 8:34 pm

          That should say Bruno Mars is shit. But it’s not like he shouldn’t be shot is it?

          • Capt. Smooth
            July 8, 2011 at 8:38 pm

            I’m indifferent. The one music that I just can’t handle is country. It makes me ill.

            • Fred
              July 8, 2011 at 11:59 pm

              Yeah I’m not big on country. I can’t stand the dance/rnb crap out today though. I’m a rock guy. Such a rock guy my name should be Dwayne Johnson…

              • Capt. Smooth
                July 9, 2011 at 7:29 am

                I’m not really big on rap/rnb, but I’d listen to it over country in a fucking heartbeat!

                • July 10, 2011 at 3:18 pm

                  I agree. I fucking hate Country, but I think it’s because I haven’t given it a chance.

                  • Capt. Smooth
                    July 10, 2011 at 4:26 pm

                    It was ruined for me at a wedding. They mudt’ve played Achy Breaky Heart a dozen times in a row. I’m still going to therapy.

    • July 8, 2011 at 8:43 pm

      This is the only song of his that I like so far since it always comes on the radio and AMTV. Him sucking almighty ass is pretty damn funny though. I bet he does it after the massive cocaine consumption he usually partakes in.

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