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My Exclusive Interview With The Queer From Tough Enough by Shaman’s Harvest

My Exclusive Interview With The Queer From Tough Enough by Shaman’s Harvest

Edited by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

I didn’t watch the newest season of Tough Enough for a few reasons. 1) It doesn’t air in Canada because Vince McMahon is some super American patriot and just doesn’t realize that Canada is its own country separate from the United States. 2) The hookers/divas never take their tops off once and 3) there was a potential homo lurking around. Maybe wrestling does have some homoeroticism to it (for instance, John Cena’s finisher consists of trapping a man so tight that they can’t move and dry humping them until they pass out from pain… or pleasure, or when Triple H kicks you in your balls, then sticks your head between his legs right against his speedo, then he slams you to the ground and fucks the back of your head), but Luke Robison is something different, Luke Robinson, at least the man we believe to be Luke Robinson, didn’t train with Harley Race, Booker T, Shawn Michaels, Bubba and Devon, or FCW, no, no, Luke gained his wrestling experience from… THIS PLACE.

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Hide the kids, clear your history, go watch some lesbian porn, or knock yourself out until you forgot what you saw. Luke Robinson “wrestled” for a GAY~! wrestling organization. That’s some big news right there, and on top of recent anger directed towards douchebag Tough Enough winner “Silent Rage” (which describes his farts) Andy Leavine, I knew I had to have a sit down interview with Luke Robinson.

Your Hero:  “Hello Mr. Robinson…”

Luke:  “Oh you! Call me Luke.”

Your Hero:  “Actually.. uh, I think I’m alright with Mr. Robsinson.”

Luke:  “You can call me whatever you want.” (He undid the top two buttons on his shirt).

Your Hero:  “Um… ok, back to the interview. Recently you seem to be bitter about losing Tough Enough to Andy. You claim he used pity to win Tough Enough. Have you guys talked recently?”

Luke:  “Don’t you just LOVE Popsicles? I LOVE Popsicles, you just twirl them around in your mouth and have a deliciougasm.”

Your Hero:  “Can we save the snacks for after the interview?”

Luke:  “I actually brought a Popsicle, wanna share?”

Your Hero:  “No… not right now. Um… in your last interview you said Andy doesn’t have the talent you have, or the charisma for that matter. Do you believe there is a conspiracy going on?”

Luke:  “My last interview was with a women.”

Your Hero:  “Can you answer the question?”

Luke:  “Mind if I take my shirt off?”

Your Hero:  “Honestly, I rather you not.” (He took it off anyways).

Luke:  “Don’t you think my shoes are just darling? I could just eat them up. Num num num.”

Your Hero: (I moved my chair back)  “Luke, can you answer my question?”

Luke:  “Oh that Andy, he was no fun. He never went out and shook his stuff at night, he just slept! Talk about boring. I was way more entertaining and I know how to bring it in the ring, if you know what I mean.” (He winked).

Your Hero:  “Ok. What’s next for Luke Robinson? Do you plan on continuing your wrestling career?”

Luke:  “It’s a little awkward being the only one shirtless in the room… how ’bout we get that shirt off you, hun?”

Your Hero:  “Luke, you’re making me very uncomfortable, can we just continue the interview?”

Luke:  “Let me get that shirt off…” (He grabbed me).

Your Hero:  “Are you a fucking faggot? Don’t touch me!”

Luke:  “What?”

Your Hero:  “Are you gay or something?”

Luke:  “No. I’m completely straight.”

Your Hero:  “But you wrestled for a gay wrestling organization!”

Luke:  “That was just for the money, most of the guys in there aren’t even gay.”

Your Hero:  “But you said you like Popsicles and tried to take my shirt off.”

Luke:  “It’s the summer time and there’s no air conditioning. It’s too hot for a shirt and Popsicles help cool me down.”

Your Hero:  “I guess that makes sense… but why did you try to take my shirt off?”

Luke:  “You looked like you were going to pass out from heat exhaustion.”

Your Hero:  “But you were hitting on me!”

Luke:  “It’s called being friendly. You probably act like such an asshole all the time you’re not used to it. Just look at your interviews, you address yourself to others as their hero.”

Your Hero:  “I guess you’re right. I was making something out of nothing. Thanks for being professional.”

Luke:  “No problem, bye man.”

So there you have it, Luke’s the most professional guy I’ve interviewed so far. He’s clearly not gay so people need to lay off him… or so I thought.

I was just about to leave when I was tackled to the ground and had my clothes ripped off.

Your Hero:  “What the hell is going on?”

Luke:  “Yeah… I’m gay. Get ready to play.”

The rest was a blur…

I’m not going to recap all of what happened. The best thing to do is suppress my memories until I snap and turn into a sex offender my damn self. I guess I did do my job and uncover the mysteries behind Luke Robinson though. Looks like another successful Infamous Interview… it certianly will remain Infamous for me.

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Disclaimer: This is intended soley for entertainment purposes only. The content of this interview is imaginary and did not really occur. The sexuality of Luke Robinson is nobody’s business but his own and should not be discussed… or GLAAD is gonna getcha.

Luke Robinson: He wants your cock... in or around his mouth.

  1. July 9, 2011 at 9:33 pm

    This is funny, yet mildly disturbing.

    • Fred
      July 9, 2011 at 10:48 pm

      Highly offensive and very non-PC. I’m not bashing you, but it wasn’t in the best of tastes, and you can’t go around calling people queers. I get the humour behind ithe article though.

      • July 10, 2011 at 2:50 am

        That’s why I put in the disclaimer. My next won is family friendly. You probaby shouldn’t read my Cody Rhodes one then.

        • July 10, 2011 at 9:53 am

          Next time you should probably put the disclaimer BEFORE the beginning of the interview.

          • July 10, 2011 at 11:50 am

            For the record, all thoughts ever expressed on the site are those of the individual writer and not necessarily those of THE INFAMOUS JCITY™ and THE INFAMOUS CREW™.

  2. Capt. Smooth
    July 9, 2011 at 10:02 pm

    Shaman, what type of “research” did you have to do for this interview?

    • July 10, 2011 at 3:02 am

      Pure imagination….I never claimed to be normal.

      • Capt. Smooth
        July 10, 2011 at 9:56 am

        Welcome to the club!

  3. Dick Licker
    July 9, 2011 at 10:59 pm

    This is offensive to gays. There is never a need to use the word faggot. Shaman should pay for this. I bet he sucks cocks for fun when he is not on the internet being a queer basher.

  4. Ted The Testicle
    July 9, 2011 at 11:08 pm

    I bet Shaman would enjoy getting ass fucked by Luke.

  5. Alan
    July 9, 2011 at 11:11 pm

    Yikes bro, ahahaha.

  6. Bobby
    July 9, 2011 at 11:27 pm

    Just stop with these fake interviews. They’re not funny in the slightest.

    • That guy
      July 10, 2011 at 6:54 am

      I have to agree, these are really not funny at all. All of them have been terrible fart humor type jokes. You can do comedy without acting like a moron. These are cringeworthy and the only reason I keep reading is in loyalty to this website, but I think i’m done now.

      • July 10, 2011 at 12:05 pm

        I’ve liked the interviews thus far, but I can see why this one would offend some people. The thing is I also agree that if someone wants to bash gays or races that they should be able to. I live in a free country and not everyone likes everyone. Will I do it? No. I try to keep my writing as clean as possible. I have only used a few cuss words here and there but nothing demeaning to any group of people. If someone sends me something I post it. If you don’t like it then you are free to send me an email bashing the post and give reasons why you hated it and I will post that too. If you hate racism and homophobia humor then write why and send it in. We can all learn from each other. I admit to using the word fag as an insult but always to straight people that act faggish and the word holds no sexual notions in my mind.

        Just know I support all groups of people, including those that don’t. It’s the gift and the curse.

  7. Luke Robinson
    July 9, 2011 at 11:37 pm

    I want to ass fuck Capt Smooth and finger Bobby up the ass while Ted The Testicles sucks my balls as Shaman sucks on a popsicle and watches.

  8. Percy Watson
    July 9, 2011 at 11:38 pm

    This is getting my balls wet. Ohhhh Yeaaaaa!

  9. Andrew Johnson from TJR
    July 9, 2011 at 11:43 pm

    I’m bent over and my ass is lubed. Come and get some of this Luke.

    🙂

  10. July 10, 2011 at 9:51 am

    Yikes…to say this is controversial is an understatement. I really don’t think Luke is actually gay. He seemed to enjoy that day when the Divas showed up to the Tough Enough house although he did seem aroused when ever he was around Jeremiah.

  11. Capt. Smooth
    July 10, 2011 at 10:03 am

    Honestly, I wouldn’t care if a wrestler is gay or not. The whole “gay” deal is mostly generational. Usually, my age group doesn’t care about it. Due to so many wrestlers being in that group, it wouldn’t shock me to see more well-known athletes come out in the not-too-distant future.

    • Ana_ZackPack
      July 10, 2011 at 11:55 am

      My opinion. People should fuck who they want to fuck. Its nobody’s else business.

      Little curiosity: some studies say that in some decades most of the worlds population will be bissexual.

      • July 10, 2011 at 12:33 pm

        I agree that people should be free to fuck whoever the hell they want as long as it’s consensual. This is why people say religion causes the most wars because if it wasn’t for religion gays would be more universally accepted. Before man hated fags, God did… and still does. Now, what kind of a God would hate those he created? Let me stop before I make this way worse.

        I haven’t really written anything all week, I think it’s time I take control once again before people start rioting. My post will be up later tonight, just been a bit busy.

        For the record, I don’t think Shaman was personally bashing gays or else he wouldn’t have got raped at the end. I think it was all a vile innocent attempt at humor.

        • Capt. Smooth
          July 10, 2011 at 1:42 pm

          I have a gay cousin who has been in a faithful relationship sinse 1998. They live in New York, will be able to get hitched and are doing so in late August. The truth is I couldn’t be happier for them. My cousin’s partner has always been nice to the family and my cousin is truly one of the kindest people that I’ve ever known. Shouldn’t the way a person treats you be how we judge them?

          • Ana_ZackPack
            July 10, 2011 at 2:01 pm

            Exactly. Besides, hate someone because they LOVE goes against every common sense.

            • Capt. Smooth
              July 10, 2011 at 2:03 pm

              E-Fist Pump!

              • July 10, 2011 at 3:06 pm

                I fully encourage lesbianism. Just saying.

                • Ana_ZackPack
                  July 10, 2011 at 3:57 pm

                  I thought someone was going to mention bissexual chicks…oh well.

                  • Capt. Smooth
                    July 10, 2011 at 4:29 pm

                    Or “try-sexual”. Where they’ll try anything.

    • July 10, 2011 at 12:25 pm

      Santino is definitely gay.

      • Capt. Smooth
        July 10, 2011 at 1:36 pm

        Santino has a family…oh, wait!

  12. July 10, 2011 at 2:06 pm

    I’m beginning to get the impression that some people didn’t love this…

    • July 10, 2011 at 2:09 pm

      But I’m probably wrong here.

      • July 10, 2011 at 3:10 pm

        It’s just like when CM Punk and Michael Cole bashed gays. Just apologize on Twitter and attend a GLAAD meeting and all will be forgiving.

    • Capt. Smooth
      July 10, 2011 at 2:09 pm

      When using jokes like the ones in your column, the key difference for me is if people are perpetuating dumb stereotypes, or making of them.

  13. July 10, 2011 at 4:13 pm

    So I’m assuming no one here is Christian?

    • Ana_ZackPack
      July 10, 2011 at 4:18 pm

      I’m not xD. But I was raised in a catholic family.

      • Capt. Smooth
        July 10, 2011 at 4:31 pm

        Just because someone is christian doesn’t make them anti-gay. It depends on what type.

  14. July 10, 2011 at 4:19 pm

    I turn up the trouble till it gets real loud
    I like it so much better that way alright
    Gonna mess with your mind
    Cause I know that I can
    Gonna see how much that I can fuck with today yeah

    Gonna stir up the shit like it just won’t quit
    Well fucking get used to my rubbing your nose in it
    Step a little closer
    Close to my fire
    Trouble’s my drug
    Takes me higher and higer

  15. July 10, 2011 at 4:21 pm

    Maybe I should have my exclusive interview with GLAAD next…

    • John
      July 10, 2011 at 5:19 pm

      It’s not like it matters. None of them are funny anyway.

  16. Capt. Smooth
    July 10, 2011 at 4:28 pm

    THE INFAMOUS JCITY™ :
    I fully encourage lesbianism. Just saying.

    Especially hot lesbianism.

    • July 10, 2011 at 5:35 pm

      Remember Hot Lesbian Action? I don’t know what part I liked better, the Lesbian’s kissing or Jamal putting the Lesbian’s through a table.

      • Capt. Smooth
        July 10, 2011 at 7:31 pm

        The kissing.

        • July 10, 2011 at 8:02 pm

          I think I liked them going through the tables more. That most of hurt! Someone find that on YouTube.

  17. Max
    July 10, 2011 at 7:24 pm

    Whatever you do, don’t click the link. I really had to erase my history after that one.

    • July 10, 2011 at 8:38 pm

      you clicked that? Lol.

      • July 10, 2011 at 9:04 pm

        I never even clicked that. I took it from an old Headlines post from AJ and just put it on mine. I just assumed it was accurate.

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