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THE INFAMOUS Wrestling News Wire: The Fairy Is At It Again

THE INFAMOUS Wrestling News Wire: The Fairy Is At It Again 

by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

It looks like The Fairy Rock is talking his bullshit again. You see, at a recent show in Australia, John Cena insinuated what the whole WWE Universe should know by now, that The Rock is a goddamn liar and you shouldn’t take anything he says serious because the man clearly talks out of his steroid infused anus. So yea, The Rock gets wind of John Cena’s “BITCH ASS” rant and basically cuts a promo on Cena and damn it was good. Doesn’t change the fact that this motherfucker is a goddamn liar, but The Rock still has the “IT” factor that makes him, or made him, one of the ALL TIME GREATS. Before I break this down, break this down down, let’s digest The Rock’s John Cena diss video and see what kinda analysis ends up in the proverbial crapper. Digesting… digesting… serious gas out my ass and BOOM here we go.

*Click Here For Fart Noises*

 

Say what you want about The Rock, but the man can sure cut one hell of a promo. Regardless of what Randy Orton says, I don’t think The Rock had to read a teleprompter to deliver his lines as this flowed naturally. One thing I liked about this video was that it was an IWC exclusive. The casual fan might never get to see this, but the millions and… oh who am I kidding, the thousands and thousands of The Rock’s fans, with internet access, are the only one’s up on this. With that being said, it wouldn’t surprise me if this video eventually ended up being viewed more than RAW did this past Monday. Which brings me to one of the things I hated about this video; the timing. Unless The Rock is going to show up at Money In The Bank and cost John Cena not only his WWE Championship, but his job, then this promo could have waited a few days since it ends up taking away the spotlight from this Sunday’s Money In The Bank Pay Per View Main Event Match between CM Punk and John Cena. People are already starting to look past this Sunday as they anticipate the next showdown between The Rock and John Cena. I think this promo would have been more effective if Cena was in the ring wrestling or cutting his own promo and this randomly played on the Titantron. Regardless, this promo was epicness personified. I did have a few issues with the promo though. I know, I know, here I go again finding some kind of flaw in something that is universally loved, but I assure you that these are just observations and not hate. I just had to make that clear since the two often tend to get confused for one another, especially on the motherfucking internet.

So, The Rock kicks off his promo absolutely stunned that John Cena would have to balls to question why he is never in the WWE. He thinks it’s one big joke and he then insinuates that John Cena was so scared to say this to his face and that he had to go all the way down to Australia to say it. NEWSFLASH Rock and Team Bring It fans, JOHN CENA IS SPEAKING THE FUCKING TRUTH and he didn’t need to go all the way down to Australia just to say it either since he has already said this to The Rock on RAW, numerous times and one of those times it was right to his face, so The Rock really ain’t saying nothing. I wonder if The Rock even remembers that RAW is the weekly show the company he vowed to never leave produces every Monday night. Since The Rock never shows up to face John Cena, wouldn’t that make him the SCARED LITTLE BITCH? I mean, it’s ok, I can understand concerns over ring rust, but this is a fight that The Rock instigated. Instead of whooping Cena’s ass like he has promised to do, he goes away and schedules a wrestling match which will take place in 2012. The fuck? WHO THE FUCK TALKS SHIT ABOUT BRINGING IT, THEN TURNS AROUND AND DOESN’T BRING A GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING THING? THE ROCK DOES. I will give the devil his due, he sure is a silver tounged bastard and everything he says feels epic, but maybe that’s because he’s just one charismatic SON OF A BITCH. All he does is talk though. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a fan of his Attitude Era days and love promos like this because it takes me back to those times, but ALL HE DOES IS RUN HIS MOTHERFUCKING MOUTH!!! If The Rock really wants to prove he is better than Cena then he would just fucking face him, whoop is fucking ass, take his WWE Championship and then go on about his business, but all he does is talk. As a man, a real man, I can clearly see through The Rock’s bullshit. He’s just stringing the fans along in order to generate a bigger buyrate for Wrestlemania which would mean a bigger paycheck for him. He says he doesn’t need the money and I believe him, but he’s not doing it for free. He says the same about Cena. That the only reason John Cena is in the WWE is because it’s his job. WELL NO SHIT SHERLOCK!!! How long did it take the genius to figure that one out. Somebody needs to send a link to his Facebook and or Twitter page about all of John Cena’s work with the Make-A-Wish Foundation where he is by far the most requested wrestler, no scratch that, the most requested entertainer of all time. I think The Rock would like that since he has the time to click links, but no time to lay the motherfucking smackdown on John Cena, unless of course that smackdown is verbal.

Which brings me to my next point. In a war of words The Rock will always own John Cena’s ass. Cena is handcuffed in that regard since he has to adhere by company policy. That means The Rock can say JOHN CENA IS A BITCH ASS DOUCHEBAG. A STUPID ASS RETARD. A MORONIC MORON. AN IDIOTIC IDIOT. A DICK SUCKING WHORE FAG. A NO PIE GETTIN CUM GUZZLING TRANNY. No, The Rock didn’t say all that, I’m just paraphrasing, but he could have if he wanted to. The Rock did however compare John Cena to an over-bloated transsexual version of Wonder Woman because of his red wristbands. The Rock also threatened to whoop John Cena’s ass before Wrestlemania for speaking the truth against him. The Rock tried to intimidate John Cena. The Rock said no real man would respect John Cena because he is nothing but a phony. A white guy who went to a private high school and turned into the hardcore doctor of “Douchebanomics”. It’s funny because THE ONLY ONE I SEE ACTING LIKE A COMPLETE DOUCHEBAG IN THIS WHOLE SITUATION IS THE ROCK. Cena does his job and he does it well. He carries the brand because he makes the most money for the company. The Rock was also in this position once, but those days are long past. He now acts in movies. He has played lots of roles, so is he phony too? Remember when The Rock was a weak ass, wack ass, Rocky Maivia? Remember when nobody wanted to see him because he just sucked so bad? Remember the “ROCKY SUCKS” chants? Then he turned into a hardcore bad ass shit talking wrestling superstar, remember that? Because I do. THE ROCK IS THE REAL PHONY. A PHONY AND A SELL OUT. Phony bologne. Who the fuck says phony anymore? The Rock does, but then again THE ROCK JUST TALKS A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT. The last time I checked, John Cena is not scared of The Rock and is patiently waiting until next year where The Rock will finally stop pussyfooting around and finally step foot in the ring, unless The Rock vs John Cena Wrestlemania 28 match was also a false promise. At this point it wouldn’t fucking surprise me. John Cena has since viewed the insulting, bullying and degrading video and has responded to The Rock on Twitter saying:

“CeNation. Just saw Dwayne’s statement. Via satellite of course. Sad, really. It was like an episode of mad money.”

“I wonder if GLAAD will be offended by Dwayne’s comments.”

“Either way..looks like I have really made him mad. But, certainly not mad enough to show up and do anything. Maybe he can send a stuntman.”

“Dwayne. I am a WWE employee, and a proud one. The difference between us is you left for ‘greener pastures’. For me…this is what I love.”

“I have never begged for anyones admiration or acceptance, u don’t believe me..watch MITB. It’s not about that. It’s about showing up.”

Id rather wrestle a thousand ‘punks’ than one ‘rock’. Because I can see his passion. Wish I could see yours…yer just never there. 🙂

“Until april 1st. Keep on bringing it my man. You’re doing great. Your friend John Cena

Ha. Cena saw it all right, via satellite of course. He wonders if GLAAD is going to step in since they happened to take offense with his one homo bashing rap promo aimed at The Rock, but all The Rock did was call him a bloated transvestite. An amazingly idiotic insult, but no less funny, if just for a second. When Cena rapped about The Rock he said that he wanted to give him a pearl necklace. A MOTHERFUCKING PEARL NECKLACE. That was on a whole other level of homosexuality and the graphic image of John Cena giving The Rock a pearl necklace was a bit too much for the 0-15 demographic so I can see why GLAAD stepped in. For the record, I don’t like GLAAD. They are like the Right To Censor stable from back in the day, annoying as fuck and intrusive of my first amendment rights. If John Cena demands that The Rock blow him like a pinwheel, then so be it. It’s not fair that John Cena has to play by a set of rules that doesn’t exist for The Rock. I think that the only way this is going to get resolved is if John Cena goes and finds The Rock his damn self. Seriously, Cena should just take a WWE camera with him to Hollywood, find The Rock on whatever movie set he might be on and fuck him up for running his mouth. If The Rock wants retribution he can just find Cena at a live taping of RAW. If not, then The Rock can just shut his bitch ass up.

As of right now I see The Rock as nothing more than a big shit talking bully and I want to see John Cena beat his ass and finally shut him the fuck up. If The Rock does happen to beat the shit out of John Cena then that would also be cool because as a life long fan of the WWE this is definitely a dream match. Too bad it will come at the expense of CM Punk. In order for this Wrestlemania 28 match to take place, John Cena would still have to be employed to the WWE. He knows that at Money In The Bank he will be the most hated man in the building, but it’s not about that, it’s about showing up. This is the time for John Cena to truly take the WWE brand to the next level. When The Rock disrespects John Cena, he disrespects the current state of professional wrestling and he disrespects the fans which he lies to. Cena should just embrace the crowd’s hate and turn heel. He should start a YouTube account and rip on The Rock. Why the fuck not? Zack Ryder stays on YouTube and he’s still employed. This is the chance for Cena to be the biggest threat of The Rock’s career. That’s if The Rock still has it in the ring though. He has alot of mouth and steroid infused muscles, but that’s about it. Until I see him beating John Cena’s ass with my own eyes and until I hear it with my own ears, The Rock will be nothing more than a shit talking bully. Somebody needs to put him in his place and it might as well be John Cena since Vin Diesel is too much of a pussy to do anything about it.

Hey John Cena, The Rock said that he’s going to show up soon and kick your bitch ass before Wrestlemania 28. What are your thoughts about that?

*Fades2Black*

  1. TKO
    July 15, 2011 at 1:24 am

    You just fucked up wrestlemania 28 for me lol I was thinkin dream match until I realized we are going to see the biggest acting performance of all time. wrestling is staged but there are the Angles, Guererros, Jerichos, CM Punks, Daniel Bryans who take the scripted portion and develop it into an art form of entertainment…then there’s the Rock and Cena who will facial expression the shit out of this industry and “tell a story” but they overact it. this is a wrestling feud and all this “i’ma whoop your ass” Hollywood internet videos shit? dissing the current product to make the attitude era more relevant may be true but how the fuck does THAT help the product? Cena is the forced top guy so trashing him this way is funny, but hurts the product. Even the idea of Rock main eventing for the title is a slap in the face to the guys who bust their ass to get jobbed to Cena. Rock can go for 7 years and come back still 98 overall (game reference) bullshit. Makes it seem more “fake” than ever. I’m a grown ass man

    Captivate ya boi. I know it aint real like outsiders like to say. people watch sex in the city or csi or mad men. You know what? it aint real bitch. Thats the same shit. Its an entertaining show with athleticism in it mufucka. Rock and Cena are going to put on a Razzie Award worthy acting job and bring in the bucks due to presence and hype. Good for them. I hope the undercard is good cuz thats what i’m excited about. Thanks J, you made me think about some shit WAY too much, lol

    • July 15, 2011 at 3:01 pm

      Lol, the match should still be good, but when does the proper build up begin? Survivor Series? The Rock, while slightly amusing, is shitting all over the WWE. Shitting on Cena, the fans, PG, the art so on and so forth. Calling Cena a phony and a fake was uncalled for since it exposes not only Cena but every other Superstar playing a role. Yes, wrestling is “fake” but as someone that made his name in a wrestling ring and “wants” to come back for one more match, as someone that has a historic lineage in wrestling, he should have more respect for the business as a whole to go around pulling a Sable. I admit that I thought the promo was good and kinda funny because he really went in on Cena, but it hurts the product more than it helps. Sure the Wrestlemania 28 buyrate will go up, but those fans will tune out once The Rock leaves. The Rock should be used to finally turn Cena and kick PG to the curve. If not then this is just going to backfire on the WWE in the long run.

  2. Black Metal Death Metal
    July 15, 2011 at 2:39 am

    And this is why I love this site, The Infamous JCITY always talking shit and as much as I want to disagree he backs up his opinions. I still prefer The Rock over Cena but I get where your coming from. Keep raising hell mate.

    • Samsamsam
      July 15, 2011 at 3:50 am

      Can’t really be over 14 and a cena fan these days but in this whole cena v rock thing the rock HAS been full of shit the whole way through, cena is winning the war of words between the 2 because anytime they are face to face or working under the same crutch, cena owns the rock because he’s not just quoting catchphrases that were old 7 years ago

    • July 15, 2011 at 3:02 pm

      Like I said, no hate, just observations, lol.

  3. Capt. Smooth
    July 15, 2011 at 6:06 am

    That pic of Cena with the goat is just great!

    • July 15, 2011 at 3:07 pm

      I like how he is just cool calm and collective in his tweets. He’s just letting The Rock make a fool of himself until its time to actually do something about it. Cena is ready, The Rock, I dont know, maybe he needs more acting classes in order to cut those awesome promos he does.

      • Capt. Smooth
        July 15, 2011 at 5:30 pm

        Look for a pic of Cena doing this goofy grin. It’s kinda creepy.

        • July 15, 2011 at 7:50 pm

          I found a pic of him blowing… a pinwheel, lol.

          • Capt. Smooth
            July 15, 2011 at 8:00 pm

            Nevermind.

  4. July 15, 2011 at 7:08 am

    Really Entertaining read haha

    • July 15, 2011 at 3:09 pm

      If people keep calling him out on his bullshit then maybe he will finally start showing up just to shut us up. C’mon Rock, don’t be another Hogan, be a fucking man dammit.

  5. July 15, 2011 at 9:50 am

    This is great. I was wondering how anyone could find a way to find flaws with The Rock’s promo and you did do that. Great job. You gave him credit where credit was due but you remained honest with how you feel about The Rock and you actually made very good points without looking biased.

    • July 15, 2011 at 3:13 pm

      I really enjoyed the promo for what it was, but I have to look at it from every possible angle. If this was done on RAW and right after he beat Cena’s ass then I would have absolutely loved it, but this wasn’t a wrestling promo, it was just a man talking shit trying to demean and destroy another man’s livelihood just for speaking the truth.

      • July 15, 2011 at 3:25 pm

        You used the pic I posted…awesome.

      • July 15, 2011 at 3:27 pm

        the reason this wasn’t on RAW was because then The Rock couldn’t say “bullshit”.

        • July 15, 2011 at 3:36 pm

          I’m sure he could have just said crap or something. I still don’t see how Cena looking like a chump and a phony is good for business, but hey, what do I know?

  6. July 15, 2011 at 10:26 am

    I think CM Punk is throwing out the first pitch at the Cubs game today. The game is on WGN America at 2:20 PM ET if you have WGN America.

  7. Ana_ZackPack
    July 15, 2011 at 11:00 am

    Agree with this. I almost, almost feel bad for the Rock. He’s been getting quite some hate from the IWC, because he’s only talking the talk and not walking the walk.

    Vince must be pissing himself with over excitement. The Truth is, phony or not, this feud is going to bring a ridiculous amount of buys to both Wrestlemania (for obvious reasons) and Survivor Series (rumor has it, Dwayne will be there).

    Why? Obviously this is a past versus present match, with two of the most iconical (like them or not) and mediatic wrestlers ever. The only way this match could get more press conference was if Stone Cold decided to be the referee, or if they putted Hulk Hogan as a manager.

    Then, a lot of people want to see more Cena bashing, while others are starting to want to hear Cena bashing the Rock. Not to mention, the normal curiosity about the Rock’s performance. Fans want to see if he still can bring it.

    Honestly, I hope Punk stays and I would love for him to interfeer in this. Screw Cena of his victory and then destroying the Rock would turn him even more into the Ultimate Heel and Punk deserves it.

    • July 15, 2011 at 3:22 pm

      The Cena bashing is fun, but why bash the whole company? Why make it personal? I like The Rock, but he’s talking out of his ass and the people are eating it up putting all their faith in this man that after Wrestlemania they will never see again, unless it’s at the movies. To me it seems that The Rock can give a fuck less about the wrestling industry and just wants to be a big bad movie star. Now that the Disney contract is done with here comes The Rock talking shit. He’s a great shit talker, but this is a one sided fight, verbally. Cena needs to just find him and whoop his ass. You know why The Rock teased a return at Survivor Series? Because that’s when his next movie is coming out. Yea, I can see through the bullshit Dwayne.

  8. Matt
    July 15, 2011 at 1:05 pm

    You know wrestling is fake, right?

    • July 15, 2011 at 3:08 pm

      Then to watch UFC and see some 120 lbs nobody’s dance around barefoot until SOMEONE does SOMETHING interesting and it’s over 5 seconds later.

      I don’t get UFC’s popularity, it’s 8 hours of talking, 8 minutes of stalling, and 8 seconds of real fighting.

      At least there’s action in wrestling.

    • July 15, 2011 at 3:24 pm

      NO SHIT SHERLOCK!!!!! Wrestling might be “fake” but the risk of injuries are real. Everything on TV is fake or follows the Triple C’s. Created. Controlled. Choreographed. With that being said, wrestling is the best show on earth.

      • Matt
        July 15, 2011 at 3:38 pm

        I’m not saying its bad, it just seems like you’re taking the Rock too seriously. It’s a wrestling angle. It’s not real. I don’t know why you’re taking this so personally.

        • July 15, 2011 at 3:46 pm

          I’m not taking this personal. Just like The Rock can give 2 shits about me I can give 2 shits about The Rock. I’m a fan of his past work, but these are my opinions on his current promo. I know it’s not “real” so repeating that isn’t going to change my mind but when The Rock tries to make it real and calls out people on their fakeness when he is doing the same exact thing, then I will treat it as such, These are just my opinions be it right or wrong. When The Rock finally shows up and does something, I might mark out and write a positive opinion, but until then I will continue to feel the way I feel.

  9. John
    July 15, 2011 at 1:20 pm

    For fuck sake, The Rock even said this in his video but obviously people don’t understand so I’ll say it again. When he said he’s never leaving, he meant he’ll always be involved with the WWE, not that he will always be on RAW every single week and constantly make appearances. He’s done all that. By your logic, if someone gets injured and can’t be on RAW every week, then they’ve left and are lying if they say they are still with the company. That’s just a flawed notion. The Rock will always be around, just not on the road and popping up on the screen each week. I don’t see how people can’t grasp such an easy concept.

    • July 15, 2011 at 2:50 pm

      IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT HE SAID!!!! That’s like me taking a few days off from writing, then coming back and saying I was going to post stuff daily and never leave again because I do it for the fans, then I disappear for 2 months and my first post is insulting everyone that thought I was a liar for leaving because that’s not what I meant. The Rock should JUST SHUT HIS BITCH ASS UP. He’s going to whoop Cena’s ass… in November, mark your calender folks, ass kicking in a whole nother season, sounds like fun. Let’s see if he sticks by his words this time. I know what The Rock DID in the past but this is 2011 and The Rock is no longer relevant in the WWE and the PG Era. So he comes back and forces his way into a main event, he forces himself upon the people and expects everyone to love him and if not he will insult them and not only does he insult them, he insults the very company that made him. Whatever, I don’t see how he cant grasp the concept that people will hold him accountable for what he said. I give it to The Rock, he showed up and cut a promo, on the internet and not in a WWE ring, but a promo no less.

  10. July 15, 2011 at 2:57 pm

    OMGzzzzz you said fag!!!! How dare you JCITY I’m so offended! Waaaaa waaaaa waaaaa!

    • July 15, 2011 at 3:29 pm

      Shhhh, I don’t need GLAAD up my ass. [||]PAUSE

      • Black Metal Death Metal
        July 16, 2011 at 2:43 am

        I don’t care if you say fag. Where I’m from fag means cigarrett. What are they going to do mate? Ban cigarretts? If so then they are the american version of a fag.

  11. July 15, 2011 at 3:02 pm

    But seriously, The Rock is really going to wish he didn’t talk so much shit at Wrestlemaina when John Cena knocks him on his ass in front of the millions and millions.

    But knowing Rock he request Wrestlemaina to be a pretaped show so Cena can wresrle a stuntman and Rock can just come in for reaction shots.

    The only think Rock has done is show me how much more John Cena cares about the business than past stars like The Rock.

    • July 15, 2011 at 3:31 pm

      There is no way The Rock beats Cena then leaves again. That would just be plain stupid. Jon Cena needs to go over or WWE is a joke.

      • July 15, 2011 at 5:00 pm

        The Rock should be a heel. Punk’s storyline would work great with him. He could say he’s coming back for one night to take the WWE Championship back to Hollywood. But that would be too unoriginal now.

        • July 15, 2011 at 11:42 pm

          I too thought that CM Punk’s current story would have also worked in the John Cena vs The Rock feud.

  12. July 15, 2011 at 3:04 pm

    Maybe they should just scrap the whole thing and make the WM main event:

    John Cena & CM Punk & The Rock vs. GLAAD

    They need to mind there own business, WWE is PG not G. Simpson’s is also PG.

    • July 15, 2011 at 11:45 pm

      They should bump it up to PG 13 if they don’t want to go full fledged TV 14.

  13. July 15, 2011 at 3:12 pm

    I think I see that pic of Rock and the girl having a talking before….

    It was on you My World review where Rock mistaked Bieber for Hannah Montana.

  14. July 15, 2011 at 5:16 pm

    Shaman’s Harvest :
    I think I see that pic of Rock and the girl having a talking before….
    It was on you My World review where Rock mistaked Bieber for Hannah Montana.

    Nice to see I have a strong grasp of the English language.

  15. Capt. Smooth
    July 15, 2011 at 6:04 pm

    Watching Sheamus/Sin Cara from SD on youtube. Sheamus needs to wrestle in Sin Cara’s lighting more often! He looks normal!

  16. Capt. Smooth
    July 15, 2011 at 7:33 pm

    Guys, got an e-mail at work today. All the layoffs done yesterday are the only ones expected in the forseeable future. However, they said we will not be able to continue doing business the way we have been and that changes are coming.

    • July 15, 2011 at 7:54 pm

      Pay cuts?

      • Capt. Smooth
        July 15, 2011 at 8:01 pm

        No, but get this. I got a 3 percent raise.

        • Capt. Smooth
          July 15, 2011 at 8:02 pm

          They are calling it “streamlining”.

          • July 15, 2011 at 8:27 pm

            Congrats Capt. Smooth! Now you make $103 per year! Just kidding I’m sure the CIA pays well.

            And nice new MITB background JCITY.

            • Capt. Smooth
              July 15, 2011 at 8:37 pm

              I’m just straight up PIMPIN’!

            • July 15, 2011 at 11:46 pm

              I’m hyped for the PPV, can’t you tell?

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