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THE INFAMOUS JCITY™ Answers Your Motherfucking Questions

THE INFAMOUS JCITY™ Answers Your Motherfucking Questions

by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

Welcome to my first ever Answers post. This is a long ass read clocking in at over 8,200 words, but I had fun putting this together so it’s all good. Topics in this post include Wrestling, Music, Sports, Drugs, Parental Advisory and Other. Before you proceed, I would like to give a quick warning. Some of these answers might make you look at me in a different light. Some people might relate to me, while others might develop a new-found hatred, but that’s ok. You’re free to think what you want. Also, there is graphic language and situations in the Parental Advisory section, so if sexual content isn’t your thing then please feel free to skip that section. Before I start, I would like to shout out Capt. Smooth, Tony Kegger, Shaman’s Harvest, Max, Ace Hart, Dave, TKO, Ana_Zackpack, Alan and even stupid ass Stephen for participating and submitting questions. This was a great way for us to interact and hopefully I did this post justice. Keep in mind that the questions are unedited, so if you spot any bad grammar, don’t blame me, y’all should be blaming yourselves. Now on to the feature presentation. 

Wrestling

 

What are your thoughts on this photo I found in an old WWF Magazine?

[||]Pause. This image kicked off my “Caption This Shyt” posts on therealshyt.com in GIF form, which is even more hilarious than the still photo. As Capt. Smooth would say, The Ultimate Whorior Gulped Hogan. [||]Pause. Hogan sure does look like he is going to bust the biggest nut in the history of civilization. The hand holding was a nice touch and makes this an extremely intimate moment, but to display this kind of affection for each other in such a public place was just wrong on so many levels. If I was at Wrestlemania 6, I would have started a “GET A ROOM” chant. Now I understand why Warrior is so mad at Hogan. He just wants the intimacy back in their relationship. Can you blame him?

Who is the bigger star: Hulk Hogan, Steve Austin, The Rock, or John Cena?

This one is easy, Hulk Hogan. While John Cena has been the biggest thing in the last 5 years when it comes to the 2-14 demographic, he just doesn’t appeal to me as some of the other guys listed have. While The Rock might be a bigger star outside the world of wrestling, I’m only considering his star power during his era. An era that he shared with “Stone Cold” Steve Austin. While The Rock went on to be a huge star in his own right, Steve Austin helped revolutionize the WWF, but while he was giving out Stunners and drinking beer, “Hollywood” Hulk Hogan was also revolutionizing the world of professional wrestling with the NWO, 12 years after revolutionizing wrestling as a whole. So while Austin, The Rock and John Cena changed the landscape of the WWF/E in their respective eras, Hulk Hogan did it first in the WWF and then in WCW during two completely different eras which spanned the course of two decades. Hogan set the blue print on what it was to be a big star in the world of professional wrestling and without him, there would be no John Cena’s, no Rock’s, no Stone Cold’s, no WWE as we know it now, no nothing… brother.

What is the greatest match that has never happened?

Here are a few matches that I think would have been great, but we will never get a chance to see (with the wrestlers at their prime of course): “The Heartbreak Kid” Shawn Michaels vs The Rock, Mr. Perfect vs Kurt Angle, Randy Orton vs “Ravishing” Rick Rude, Sting vs The Undertaker, Triple H vs Arn Anderson, “Stone Cold” Steve Austin vs “Hollywood” Hulk Hogan, Chris Benoit vs Daniel Bryan, CM Punk vs Harley Race and Eddie Guerrero vs Bret “The Hitman” Hart. I’m sure I can think of more, but those are the ones that come to mind at the moment.

Would you rather wrestle Mark Henry or Big Show?

I can beat both of them. My strategy would be to make them chase me around the ring. It would only be a matter of time before they run out of breath and collapse, which would give me an opening to pin them and get the fuck out of the ring. If that doesn’t work then I guess I can just kick them in the nuts with steel toe boots on.

Would you rather find Kane in a dark alley or be home alone with a drunk Sheamus?

I wouldn’t trust Kane in a dark alley. A drunk Sheamus might be very entertaining though. He can tell me epic stories about his homeland and all the Celtic Warriors that came before him, fella.

Do you think Edge really retired because his doctor told him to quit or did he retire because he was tired of working for the WWE? Will we ever see Edge in TNA?

I’m positive that Edge’s career came to an end because his doctor wouldn’t clear him to compete. I consider it a privilege to have witnessed one of the better careers of the 2000’s from beginning to end and I’m glad that he got to retire as the World Heavyweight Champion. I highly doubt that Edge will ever show up in TNA. I’m sure that he can easily get a non physical job with the WWE if and when he wants to return. Until then, he should just enjoy his retirement. He gave his all to the business and he’s very fortunate that it didn’t cost him his life.

What would happen if Hornswoggle and Melina had a baby?

They did. Her name is Bridgette The Midget and she’s the world’s smallest Pornstar. I think it’s safe to say that she got her dick taking abilities from her mother.

Would you rather write a column about Hornswoggle’s in-ring ability or The Great Khali’s mic skills?

Hornswoggle has had 5 star matches compared to The Great Khali and even with no recognizable speech, he is miles ahead of The Great Khali on the mic, so I would go with the Hornswoggle column. Bridgette would be so proud of her dad if she read it too.

What do you think would be the most challenging WWE topic to write about?

Anything having to do with what is not shown on television would be my guess.

Which is a better catchphase: I am the best at what I do OR I am the best in the world?

I am the best at what I do would be my choice since I can twist a persons words around if they say they are the best in the world. The best what? Self fisting? Dick licking? Monkey flipping?… I think you get the point.

Would you rather see CM Punk face Chris Jericho or Daniel Bryan?

I would rather see a Triple Threat Iron Man Match between all of them, with Tony Starks as the Special Guest Referee.

Would you rather see Chris Jericho return to the WWE full-time or Stone Cold return for one more match?

I would choose Chris Jericho returning full-time over one more match from “Stone Cold” Steve Austin.

Stone Cold vs. The Rock or HBK vs. The Undertaker… which match would you rather see happen at SummerSlam?

Since the HBK vs The Undertaker feud is more fresh in my mind, I would have to go with Stone Cold vs The Rock.

What are your thoughts about Mick Foley possibly returning to the WWE?

I’m a big Mick Foley fan so that would be awesome, but I think that they would just bring him back to work with the talent backstage or announce again. If they aren’t using Kevin Nash on television then I don’t see them doing much with Foley, unless he just comes back for one more match or ends up being some kind of an authority figure.

Who was your first favorite wrestler?

Hulkamania was fading out as I started to really get into wrestling. So some of my early favorites were Shawn Michaels, Bret Hart, The Ultimate Warrior, Razor Ramon, Tatanka, The Undertaker, Rick Rude, Mr. Perfect, Arn Anderson and Ric Flair, just to name a few.

Would you rather watch The Chaperone or Legendary?

I have watched Legendary, so I guess I would rather watch The Chaperone since I haven’t seen it yet. I know this might sound shocking to most of you, but I actually enjoy watching WWE Films.

What would you consider to be some very underrated WWE matches in the last 10 years?

Almost every single John Cena match in existence. He constantly puts on good to great matches that end up getting trashed because of the unjustifiable hatred the IWC has for him. I also think that the Chris Jericho vs Yoshi Tatsu match on the 7/15/2010 episode of Superstars was a good match that not too many people know about so I’ll just post it and you can judge it yourself.

 

Have you noticed John Cena’s shorts keep getting shorter? You used to not be even able to see the knee pads.

No, I haven’t noticed that. However, I have noticed that he traded up his Reeboks for Jordans and when it comes to Jordans, Cena prefers the Flight 9 model.

Which Bella is the hottest?

They are both equality hot.

Do you think Samoa Joe will come to WWE?

Not anytime soon. While I think he would be a great addition, WWE has never been too kind to the bigger men on the roster, which is unfair seeing as people come in all different shapes and sizes, but that’s another post for another day. I can see Joe coming in strong, but eventually getting lost in the shuffle before his inevitable release.

Opinion on Alberto Del Rio?

Del Rio is smarter than the average WWE Superstar. Before he signed with the WWE, he made sure that he was going to be used properly and not made into a Mexican stereotype character. I’ve also read that he has perfected the art of backstage politics, so I see his star shinning brighter as time goes by. While Del Rio has been pushed fairly quickly, no Championship has been put on him just yet, so the WWE is clearly grooming him for superstardom, while not forcing him down our throats like they did with Sheamus. In a few years, I can see Del Rio turning face and becoming a fan favorite the likes of an Eddie Guerrero. To say I’m intrigued by his character would be an understatement.

Who are some of the best young stars in WWE?

Not too many of the younger stars have really impressed me to the point where I can positively call them the future of the company. I think Daniel Bryan has a bright future. So does Wade Barrett, Kofi Kingston, Dolph Ziggler and Justin Gabriel. I would like for the WWE to hurry the fuck up and get Tyler Black Seth Rollins on the main roster because he is an exceptional wrestler. I just hope that they don’t dilute his in-ring skills like they have done with Daniel Bryan.

Flair’s insanity. Is it a work?

No way. I think that Ric Flair is seriously insane. He doesn’t live his gimmick, he IS his gimmick. He’s been divorced like 4 times if I’m not mistaken and I bet that all of his wives left him due his constant yelling and blading at the dinner table. WOOOOOOOOOOO.

Sheamus is white or Truth is black? Which is greater?

Sheamus is white and R-Truth is black. None of them are greater than the other based on skin color because I believe in equality.

Would you rather see Hornswoggle or Santino as WWE Champion?

Give the belt to the fucking midget.

Is Sheamus a face now?

I think he’s a tweener at the moment.

Would you rather see Hornswoggle turn heel or Kelly Kelly turn heel?

The Divas never get enough time for me to fully enjoy a Kelly Kelly heel turn, so turn the midget heel and let him run around the backstage area biting people’s ankles and shit.

Do you know which Bella Twin is which?

Yes. Brie Bella has a tattoo just above her vagina while Nikki Bella doesn’t have any tattoos, unless you count that shitty Keith Stone Nylon tattoo sleeve.

What would be your ideal announce team on Raw and Smackdown?

Jim Ross, Josh Matthews and Todd Grisham.

Who would you choose as your tag team partner?

I would say John Cena, but none of his Tag Team Championship reigns last too long, so I’ll go with Triple H in order to ensure complete domination of the division.

Which WWE Diva would be your manager?

Melina. I figure that if I’m going to be on the road for the majority of the year, why not have a certified cum dumpster by my side so I can “unload” from time to time.

Michael Tarver or Husky Harris?

In the battle of the ultimate jobbers, the fat one reigns supreme.

Who do you think is the hottest Diva? And the prettiest?

They are all pretty damn hot, but if I had to choose who’s the hottest I would have to go with Kelly Kelly. She has a fairly decent tits to ass ratio. As for prettiest Diva, I would have to go with AJ Lee. She’s a natural beauty and unlike most of her peers, she doesn’t need 20 pounds of makeup on her face just to look presentable.

Do you agree that Maryse is hotter than Kelly Kelly?

Maryse would have been my pick for hottest Diva, but compare to Kelly Kelly, she’s the President of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. Her ass also doesn’t have the fullness of Kelly’s ass, so no, I do not agree.

Why is Drew McIntyre used so poorly?

When Drew McIntyre first burst on the scene (I’m not counting his original debut with Dave Taylor) he was dubbed “The Chosen One”. Triple H, Shawn Michaels and Vince McMahon all deemed him the future. What I think happened was that his ego got a little too big and he was quickly humbled as a result. His visa issues didn’t do him any favors either. Then there was his divorce from Tiffany which probably made him look like a John Morrison in Vince McMahon’s eyes and we all know Vince hates pansies. Plus wouldn’t his divorce cancel out his greencard? Maybe that’s why he isn’t getting pushed. These are all assumptions though.

What is best storyline/feud in your opinion?

In my opinion, the Bret “The Hitman” Hart vs Shawn Michaels feud will forever be the best feud in the history of professional wrestling.

Why do they call him Husky Harris? Isn’t Husky a nice way to say chubby?

They call him Husky Harris because Man Tits McGee didn’t meet the PG guidelines and yes, husky is a subtle way to call someone a fat ass. Speaking of fat asses, what the fuck happened to Husky Hardy?

Can you name the time and the occasion when you really became a wrestling fan?

Early 90’s. I can’t remember a specific occasion that got me hooked, but I do remember when WWF Superstars and WWF Challenge used to come on Fox every afternoon. I think I really got into wrestling around Wrestlemania 7, maybe WM 8 and I’ve been a fan ever since. Some of my earlier memories are The Undertaker locking The Ultimate Warrior in a casket. Papa Shango making black stuff ooze out of Warriors head. Shawn Michaels superkicking Marty Jannety through the BarberShop window. So on and so forth.

Will you post a picture of Zack Ryder’s newly designed Internet Championship so I don’t have to look for it myself?

No.

Why is everybody on Zack Ryder’s dick?

Because his Broskis love his fist pumping action. [||]Pause.

Have you ever seen this photo before?

Ha, now that is fucking hilarious. I can’t believe that I have never stumbled upon this image before. I have watched Legendary and never had any suicidal tendencies. It’s actually a pretty good family movie and not nearly as bad as people make it out to be.

Without looking it up, who are the current WWE Tag Team Champions and who did they win the titles from?

David Otunga and Michael McGillicutty won the WWE Tag Team Championships from Santino Marella and Vladimir Koslov on an episode of Monday Night RAW.

Does NXT really matter?

Ask Lonestar. He’s the only one that watches that shit. Seriously.

Do you miss when superstars appeared on both RAW and Smackdown every week? Kids these days see John Cena only 50-65 times per year. We saw The Rock 100-130 times per year so Cena should stfu about The Rock not showing up because The Rock did twice as many TV shows back in the day.

No. The brand extension helps keep talent apart. I know that WWE sometimes ignores it, but that’s fine as long as it doesn’t happen all the time. If the John Cena’s and Randy Orton’s of the world were allowed on both shows every week then that would mean that alot of the mid card talent would either get buried or lost in the shuffle. Plus back in the days the wrestlers were way more entertaining. I would happily watch Stone Cold or The Rock kicking ass twice a week, I can’t say the same about John Cena though. I also think that PPV’s should go back to being brand exclusive. It would give stories more time to develop and we wouldn’t have to deal with all the overkill. For example, Smackdown PPV’s would be held every other month, so Orton vs Christian would have only happened twice on SummerSlam instead of 4 times. There would also be more time on PPVs to feature every champion on each brand. I remember a time where every PPV was a Night Of Champions. Now, the United States Championship and the Intercontinental Championship barely ever get defended on a PPV which diminishes the value of the titles. Don’t even get me started on the Tag Team Championships. If anything, secondary champions should be able to freely defend their title across both brands in order to build a stronger midcard since it will help groom them for the main event scene at a faster rate. Props for The Rock for coming up in an era where you truly had to earn your stripes, unlike now where opportunities are given to you based on height and muscle mass, but all that is irrelevant. Cena has a legit argument about The Rock and it all goes back to him saying he was home and he was never leaving again. We all know what he meant, but still. Until he finally shows up at Survivor Series I will continue to bring that up, lol.

Which match-up would you rather watch over and over again for the rest of your life: Big Show vs. The Great Khali or Mark Henry vs. Chris Master?

Mark Henry vs Chris Masters, just because they can tell a better story in the ring. Masters can take the fight to Henry just to realize it was fall or nothing since he can’t lock in his MasterLock finisher. Henry can then proceed to destroy Masters sending him back to jobberville, also known as WWE Superstars.

Who do you think will be the next Superstar to be future endeavored other than Sin Cara?

I’m surprised that Tyler Reks, JTG, Primo, DH Smith, Curt Hawkins, Trent Barretta, Drew McIntyre and Rosa Mendez are still employed, so they would be the first ones I fire if it was up to me.

What is your thoughts on fictional wrestling articles?

I don’t see the problem with it considering that we are covering a fictional sport to begin with.

Do you think Cena is turning heel now that Punk is the top face on RAW?

If going against The Rock won’t turn John Cena heel by default, then I don’t think he will ever turn heel.

Does Michael Cole have gangreen on his foot?

He has Aids I tell you… AIDS!!!!!!!!!

Music

 

Do you think music was better in the 90s?

Fuck yes. Then again, everything was better in the 90s. Music, television, porn, wrestling, the economy, everything.

The best all around hiphop album you ever heard?

That’s hard. I have a few all-time favorite hiphop albums, including, Nas’ “Illmatic”, Jay-Z’s “Reasonable Doubt”, 2Pac’s “Me Against The World”, The Notorious B.I.G’s “Ready To Die”, Big Punisher’s “Capital Punishment”, DMX’s “It’s Dark And Hell Is Hot”, Mobb Deep’s “Hell On Earth” “The Infamous” “Infamy” “Murda Musik”, Raekwon’s “Only Built For Cuban Linx”, so on and so forth. Most of my favorite hiphop albums were made between 1994-1999, but if I had to pick just one album, I would probably have to go with GZA’s “Liquid Swords”. What? Like ODB said on the intro to “Triumph”, WU-TANG FOREVER MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!

Hate rock or Kenny G?

There was once a time where I wouldn’t allow myself to enjoy any type of music other than hiphop. As I got older and was exposed to new people and experiences my taste for music broaden and I have since caught up with some of the more epic Rock/Alternative albums out there with Nirvana’s “Nevermind” and Evanescent’s “Fallen” being among my favorites. So no, I don’t hate Rock. As for Kenny G, I honestly have never heard a song of his. I just know who he is and that he plays a saxophone. With that being said, I still marked the fuck out when I was watching the SuperBowl and he popped up on a Snickers commercial. If I hate any kind of music than that honor would go to Country. I’ve tried to give it a chance, but I just can’t get jiggy to that shit.

Are you gonna miss “This Fire Burns”?

Yes. The song was perfect for CM Punk. It’s going to take me a while to get used to his new theme. Fun Fact #1,856 Did you know that “This Fire Burns” was originally brought to Vince McMahon’s attention by Randy Orton, who wanted to use it as his theme? Vince didn’t think the song fit his character so he ended up giving the song to CM Punk and if you don’t know now you know… you know the rest.

Sports

 

Will the Patriots dudes win the Bowl Of Super this year?

I’m sure you mean the Superbowl and yes they will. They are the best team in the league with the most consistent record. The only reason they didn’t win the Superbowl last year is because the game is fixed and the league wanted the Jets to move onto the AFC finals against the Steelers. The patriots are still being punished for their alleged “cheating” from a few years back. This year though, they will reclaim their rightful spot on top of the world of football. Patriot owner Bob Kraft was instrumental in helping to end the NFL Lockout, so I expect his team to be pushed accordingly. Not only that, but we now have Chad Ocho Fucking Cinco on the Patriots and with Tom Brady passing him the ball, I expect big things from him. No matter what happens though, I will always be a Patriots fans and will always choose them before any other team.

Drugs

How much weed would you say you smoke in a week?

I’m not as big a pothead as I used to be. I used to average 6-8 blunts a day. Now I would say I average 2-3 blunts a day, except for the weekends, but that’s another story.

Does your dudette wife like you spending money on weed?

You should really stop using the word dudette. It sounds like you are describing a transsexual and my wife is 100% woman. As for how she feels about me spending money on weed or anything else for that matter, all I have to say about that is, fuck what she thinks. I will do whatever the fuck I want to do and if she doesn’t like it then tough shit.

Have you done any other drugs other than weed?

Other than Tylenol, no. If it’s not natural then I don’t want it. Those man-made drugs are poison and will ruin your life.

Parental Advisory


Where do babies come from?

Once upon a time, when a daddy and a mommy loved each other, they made love and 9 months later a stork brought them a baby. Now a days, there is no love in the world and people just fuck for the fuck of it. Long gone are the days of love-making and the stork just happens to be a goddamn lie. See, what happens is, a male and a female get together and expose their genitals. Sometimes there will be some type of foreplay involved like fingering, pussy licking and dick sucking, but it really isn’t necessary for conceiving a child. After the foreplay is out-of-the-way, the male inserts his penis inside of a woman’s vagina and they proceed to have sex. It can take anywhere from a few seconds to a few hours, but after a while, the male will end up releasing over a million sperms cells into the womans pussy leaving it a wet sloppy mess also known as a creampie. The sperm then swim to her eggs where one lucky cum particle will end up fertilizing the females egg and boom motherfucker now the bitch is pregnant and your life is ruined forever.

Is it gay if it’s in a three-way?

It’s only gay if the penises end up touching in any way shape or form or you end up fucking the guy up the ass, which I wouldn’t recommend, but different strokes for different folks I guess. Keep the cocks apart and you should be good. Any bitch that is slutty enough to take more than one dick at a time needs to get destroyed, so double penetrate that bitch until both her pussy and anus bleed simultaneous, then drown the bitch in jizz, kick her out and tell all your friends just how much of a whore that bitch really is.

Brain Wave, Pookkake, or Vomit Comet?

Ok, let’s see if I can remember what each of these things mean. A Brain Wave is when two guys bust a nut in a whore’s ears, giving the illusion that they are cumming right through her head and onto her brain. Am I right? A Pookkake is just like a Bukkake, but instead of drenching a bitch in multiple loads of semen, the guys take turns taking a shit on her, which just sounds fucking gross. I’m unfamiliar with the Vomet Comet, but there is nothing sexy about regurgitation so I’ll pass on that. If I had a choice to witness anyone of these, I guess I’ll go with the Brain Wave since it’s the most normal out of the three. I can’t lie though, I would watch the first 5 minutes of a Pookkake just for the potential lulz. Something about seeing someone get degraded on such a massive scale brings joy to my heart. I know, I need help.

Do you prefer tits or ass?

I prefer tits, but not by that much. I think it’s a 51% – 49% split for me when it comes between tits and ass. When I first meet a female the first thing I always notice is her rack and her booty. I think the reason I prefer tits is because I can do so much more with them than I can with the ass. When it comes to booty, you’re limited to what you can do. Sure, it provides a great visual when you hit it from the back, but then what? Alot of girls don’t do anal and the size of the ass wouldn’t make a difference if they did. If you’re a super freak then you can eat the bitch from the back as the booty cheeks jiggle all up on your face, then there’s the spanking aspect, but other than that there’s not much else you can do with an ass. As for tits, you can suck them, you can fuck them, you can rub them all over your face and they provide a fantastic visual when you’re getting a blowjob. A good percentage of women don’t mind if you bust a nut on their titties so that’s also a plus. One thing I absolutely love is when a pretty girl has magnificent tits and lets you slide your dick between them as she sucks your dick and lets you give her a Pearl Necklace. I usually prefer when a girl rides my dick, that way I can watch her tits bounce all over the place, maybe firmly grab a tit as I suckle on the other one or just slap them up or something. I also like when I’m on top and I grab the tits as I give the bitch a good ramming. Don’t get me wrong, I fucking love a nice ass, but I prefer tits.

Can you please bring back Tits or Gtfo?

If there’s a demand for it then I might just start a new site dedicated to hot chicks and their lovely tits. I would continue it on therealshyt.com, but Blogger really turned me off from using their services by shutting the site down for about a week. Fuck Blogger. If I do bring it back it will be on WordPress. I would just post some here from time to time, but there’s young teens that like wrestling and find this site through Google and I would like them to continue visiting the site. Sure my language is as profane as they come, but I don’t want to ruin the site with nudes out of respect for any people under the age of 18 that enjoy the site, any females that hate to be objectified, which I tend do enough of in my writing as it is (I mean no harm though, I’m just wired to be a male chauvinist pig. I got love for all my females) and all my guest writers who would prefer to write for a wrestling/pop culture site instead of a wrestling/porn site.

What is the quickest way to have a girl sleep with me?

I always find that the quickest way to fuck a girl is to keep it real and just tell her that you want to fuck. If you feel uncomfortable with the direct approach then get the fuck over it. A shy dick is a dry dick, so be outgoing and your chances of getting your dick wet will increase. Here’s a tip, don’t talk to girls like you want to build a relationship, treat her like the slut you want her to be. Compliment her body and drop hints about how you would wax that ass if given the opportunity. If she’s not disgusted and giggles then you will get the pussy, unless you come off as a creep, then your best bet would be to just buy a Fleshlight and a tube of lube. Remember, this only works if you want to fuck a bitch as soon as possible, if you’re trying to build a relationship then don’t listen to anything I have to say. Also, some girls would just make you their boyfriend just so they don’t feel like a hoe when she does eventually give you the pussy. These are the type of bitches that will leave you shortly after, so try not to fall in love too quickly because alot of females just want to fuck and keep it moving to the next dick. If that happens, just move the fuck on to the  next bitch and don’t dwell on a twat lost, but yea, don’t be afraid to be upfront. You would be surprised at just how many girls want to be fucked. I can honestly say that a good 85% of females I have slept with has been on the first or second day of meeting them, so I know what the fuck I’m talking about. If your game is weak then try finding local girls on Myspace/Facebook or something. It will give you the opportunity to get all the talking out-of-the-way early on, so when you end up meeting y’all should already know what to expect from each other in the sex department. Either that or go to a party or your local bar and prey on the tipsy bitches.

A big ass or big ass titties?

When it comes to size, tits start losing their appeal when they surpass the F cup. It’s all downhill from there as they just end up looking like saggy sandbags. As for ass, I don’t think a booty can ever be too big unless you have a little cock and can’t handle all the junk in the trunk. I can handle the fattest of all asses so I say bring on the big booty hoes!!! Don’t get me wrong, I love big tits, but they have a limit of growth before they just look weird or cause the woman back problems. The ass aint never hurt nobodies back unless she’s getting drilled in the anus by a Mandingo cock or something.

What’s your type of female?

A chick with both a big ass AND big ass titties, lol. Most of the chicks I have fucked have been Latina or Black. I’ve fucked like 4 white girls, but that’s only because there isn’t that many white people in the hood and their pussies was aight. I only got to sample Asian pussy once and it was wack. Latina and Black girls got that wet wet though. Personally, I prefer thick lightskin Black chicks or thick Puerto Rican or mixed girls since the pussy is wetter, fatter and in my opinion, better.

What do u prefer Dome or straight fuckin?

Getting my dick sucked >>> getting some pussy. Don’t get me wrong, I love both, but getting head just feels like more of a personal connection to me. I can just kick back, smoke a blunt and let the female do what she do. Something about seeing my dick getting slurped on by a pretty female is a feeling I cannot begin to describe. If her tits are exposed, even better.

Would you have sex with Awesome Kong?

Fat girls need love too, but she’s a little too big for me. I’ll let her suck my dick though… Dont judge me.

Would you rather have Jim Ross and Booker T or Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler call the play by play while you have sex?

I think either choice would be a boner killer, but if I have to choose an announce team then I would go with Joey Styles and Booker T. When I gag the bitch out with my dick Booker can go, “THIS IS RIDICULOUS” and when I bust a massive nut on her face, Styles can go “OHHHHH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Other

Why don’t you just kill yourself?

If I ever kill myself I would make sure to broadcast it live on this site using my webcam, but I seriously doubt that will ever happen. If my existence pisses you the fuck off, then I wish to be an Immortal and continue to do what I do until you are the one that dies. I will then visit your grave and tap dance on that motherfucker until my feet get sore.

Are you my daddy?

Fuck no.

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

I have no idea what the fuck that is supposed to mean.

Can someone look fashionable on a budget?

Yes. A plain T-Shirt and blue jeans will never go out of style, so I’m sure you can score a decent outfit at Target/Wal-Mart for under $25 if you are really trying to save as much money as you can. Personally, I spend a ridiculous amount of money on name brand clothes that tend to go out of style in  2-3 years time, so maybe I should just go with the plain casual look and save some money my damn self.

Would you rather marry someone rich but ugly OR marry someone poor but pretty?

Give me the ugly rich whore. Maybe I can convince the bitch to get plastic surgery or something.

Would you rather wake up after sleepwalking to find yourself standing in the middle of a freeway OR on a window ledge 40 stories up?

I would rather be on the window ledge since I could just back up and be fine. If I’m in the middle of a freeway then it might be harder for me to get out of that situation without risking bodily harm and or death.

Would you rather crap a softball OR pee a marble?

Damn, lol. I guess I’ll go with the peeing out a marble in hopes that it feels like I’m just busting one huge nut.

Where did you come up with “THE INFAMOUS JCITY” and is it really trademarked?

I always use to change up my name in comment sections, but I would always leave in JCITY™ so people would be able to tell it was me. I settled on THE INFAMOUS JCITY™ after writing for a few months because while I wasn’t a famous writer in the IWC, I was starting to gain attention for all the wrong reasons. From posting tits to my unconventional style (I used to be much more evil) the IWC never witnessed anything like me before. A relatively unknown managed to gain a decent fanbase and spawn a few imitators along the way, not bad for someone who was only writing for a few months, huh? As for the trademark, only the JCITY™ part is trademarked. I’ve been going by JCITY™ since 1997, but ever since then, other Jcity’s have popped up elsewhere and online. There’s a Jcity in Ohio, there’s a Jcity in California, there’s a Jcity in Florida, there’s a clothing store named Jcity and there’s even a rapper from my hometown that now goes by J.C.I.T.Y which is kinda lame since I am the originator. I’ve never seen anyone use this name before I did, so I went and got the name trademarked since it’s MY fucking shit. I’m also debating whether or not I should pull a Warrior and change my name to JCITY™ legally since no one has called me by my government in over 10 years, except family of course.

Have you ever noticed that when somebody else farts, it’s horrible. But, when you do it, you’re kinda proud?

No matter who farts, I always tend to find it hilarious when someone passes gas out of their ass. The louder the better.

Who is your favorite writer other than yourself on this site?

I will not disclose this type of information until the end of the year.

Would you rather poop your pants in public OR be pooped on?

I rather shit my pants than get shitted on. I figure that I used to shit on myself in my first year of existence so I would already have the experience to deal with such a situation.

Can you recommend a good laptop?

Don’t get a Dell Studio, those laptops fucking suck. Before this laptop I used to have a Toshiba Satalite and I loved it, but it’s not the best when it comes to wear and tear. Toshiba has a new laptop out which I might upgrade too soon, unless I end up getting a Sony VAIO. I personally prefer PC’s, but I guess you can always go with a Mac Book if you’re looking for quality.

Would you rather be Godzilla or be King Kong?

King Kong, since humans and monkeys have similar characteristics. Lizards can only thrive in the heat since they are cold-blooded, so If I was Godzilla it would only be a matter of time before I died considering the brutal winters we get in Massachusetts.

Would you rather grow old and be happy or stay young & be depressed?

I would always choose happiness over depression so I guess getting older wouldn’t be too bad if staying young equaled depression. I hope Viagra is still around if and when I become an old geezer.

Do enjoy being less ‘hardcore’, I guess you could say ahaha, now than you were on the real shyt?

I still have the same edge, I just don’t post nudes anymore and no one really provokes my evil side. One day there will be some douche that pisses me off and I end up bringing back my epic diss blogs, but until then, it is what it is.

Does your name at least start with a J?

Yes.

What’s your city?

I live in the city of Boston, in what you would consider an urban area.

Why are you such an idiot?

I am not.

Name the one movie you can watch over and over again?

It would be between Friday, Terminator 2, Scarface, GoodFellas, Blow, Don’t Be A Menace In South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood, Boyz In The Hood, Juice or Backdoor Sluts 9.

When are you going to stop writing?

When it stops being fun.

Best pizza topping?

If I only had to choose one it would always be pepperoni. Sometimes I like to mix it up though and might order a sausage, mushroom, peppers pizza with extra cheese, other times I might just go for the veggie. I fucks with all types pizza toppings, except anchovies and the Hawaiian toppings.

What are some of your favourite meals?

As long as it tastes good, I will eat it. I love lasagna, spaghetti, pizza, rice and beans, anything with chicken is ok in my book. Basically anything not named corn, asparagus, green beans, beets and nasty ass lima beans.

Would you rather have an invisible penis OR a penis that turns green and tears out of your clothing like the Incredible Hulk every time you get aroused?

Lmmfao. I would go with the invisible penis. That way I can masturbate in public without being judged. I can also go around T-bagging unsuspecting victims or sticking my dick in people’s food without them knowing. I spent too much money on jeans to have an Incredible Hulk penis busting out my shit, so invisible penis it is. [||]Pause.

Would you rather have x-ray vision or bionic hearing?

I would go with the X-ray vision for no other reason than I’m a perv.

Would you rather be invisible or be able to read minds?

I would love to be able to read mind, but I’ll go with being invisible so it can match the invisible penis I choose earlier. [||]PAUSE.

Do you think Kieran is in prison right now? Why else would he not be writing for the second best wrestling site in the world? Did I say “second best”? I meant The best. Silly me.

I’m sure he’s  just busy with work and stuff. There will always be a spot for him if he ever chose to drop off another column or two. I’m just glad that a writer of his caliber blessed the site with his work, even if just for a few weeks.

Do you know the way to San Jose?

I just looked up the directions using Google Maps. It’s up your ass and around the corner.

Would you rather swim in a pool of human blood for an hour, or hang upside down for 8 hours?

I’ve always wanted to kill someone with my bare hands and smear their blood all over myself, so I would rather swim in the human blood. I know, I’m sick as fuck.

Who should Shaman interview next?

Shaman should resurrect the spirit of Chris Benoit and get to the bottom of what really happened the week he died.

Tastes great or less filling?

Huh?

Should I bring back “What If” or “How I Would Book It”?

It doesn’t matter what you write about as long as it feels right to you. I still think you should try out the “Keg Stand” idea.

Kibbles or Bits?

What about Nipples and Tits?

Ever watch Diner’s, Drive In’s, and Dive’s?

I have no idea what the fuck that is.

Cowboys and Aliens: Gun down your throat or anal probe?

Are you sure that was “Cowboys and Aliens” because it sounds like one helluva porno.

Why do you like me better than Tony? Cite 3 sources.

[||]PAUSE.

How long has this been going on?

It’s been going on for far too long…

Ever had Cream of Sum Yung Guy?

When I order Chinese food, I tend to stay away from the creams. I also never order the lobster sauce since it doesn’t contain any actual lobster, which I just think is weird as fuck.

Are you in debt?

I do not live outside of my means, so no.

How many tattoos do you have?

I have a burning cross that says JCITY in it, a tribal Sagittarius sun, my initials, some chinese letters and a dagger so 6 tats. I will end up having a full arm sleeve before this time next year.

Favourite tv show as a child?

I used to love everything that came on Nickelodeon on Saturday nights. Snick was the shit and it’s coming back to “Nick At Night” in the fall so I will definitely be checking that out for nostalgia’s sake. I also loved “Married With Children” and I miss when MTV and BET used to play music videos as I watched TRL and Rap City religiously. Those were the days…

What type of shampoo do you use?

Head & Shoulders.

How come therealshyt.com still gets thousands of views a day when you never update anymore? Will you update soon?

What can I say? People love titties. Can you blame them?

I notice on a comment reply u made to me a while back about The Wire. Who’s your favorite character on the show? What was your favorite season?

I love The Wire. My favorite seasons are 3 and 4 because I know what it’s like to be a young kid living that life, so I could relate to them. My favorite characters were Snoop because he was gangsta as fuck, I also liked Marlo Stanfield. He ran one hell of a tight operation. Having his goons put the bodies up in the boarded up houses was genius. No one could fuck with him, not ever Proposition Joe. I also liked Bodie who was a street corner dealer as I know people in real life that are just like him and he reminds me of one of my boys who passed on. Stringer Bell was awesome, until he lost control of his crew. Omar was a good character too and the only one with the balls to go after Marlo so he gets major props. I loved when he stoled the cocaine shipment and sold it back to Joe. I could have done without the gay stuff,  but I guess they wanted to portray him as someone who will kill you at will AND rape you in the ass if you got out of line. As for the young ones, I can relate to Namond Brice with his overbearing mother wanting him to be something he wasn’t meant to be and Michael Lee. In my teen years I can say that I was a mix of those two, so it was cool seeing them coming up in the game. I’m not too familiar with the first two seasons, but I will be soon since they are replaying all of The Wire’s on Direct TV channel 101. Right now they are on the 5th season and I think they will run it on a loop and replay it from the first season like they used to do with “Trailer Park Boyz” which was another awesome show.

Which do u like better Oz, The Sopranos.,The Wire Entourage, or Curb your Enthusiasm?

Seeing as I have never watched Oz, The Sopranos, Entourage or Curb Your Enthusiasm, I would have to go with The Wire.

Is Mike Aires a racist?

I don’t know him that well to make that assumption, but he did write a column with racial undertones.

When are you gonna create “JCITY’s Corner”?

Never, but I might bring back the “WHAT?” column in its original end of the week look at wrestling news format.

How do you feel about the U.S debt limit?

I feel that the U.S debt ceiling is just an excuse so the government can start cutting of the people and by the people I mean those who are not wealthy and in the inner circle. By 2012, I expect programs like Medicare, Food Stamps, Welfare, Unemployment and some Social Security to be completely cut. Any type of government assistance will be a thing of the past. Public Schools will cease to exist as a result and a new generation of idiots will be the new sheep. The poor will get poorer while the rich will get richer. No new jobs will be created because of all the cuts, but if it makes the people wake the fuck up and start rebelling then so be it. Our forefathers fought and sheed blood for their rights and so should we. America as a nation has gone soft. We need to take back our country. I guarantee once everything starts getting cut that the crime rate will rise as a result, but we shouldnt kill each other, we should kill the establishment. Obama is not to blame since he is nothing more than a propaganda puppet that only serves as a mouth piece. The President doesn’t have any real power. This country is ran and controlled by the Federal Reserve Bank, which is a foreign bank by the way. JFK wanted to sign into law a bill that would make sure every single dollar was backed in gold so we can stop our dependence on the Federal Reserve and we all know what the fuck happened to him. Anyone that opposes the true rulers of the nation will be killed. We are nothing but pawns. This debt limit and all the cut backs that will happen as a result will usher in a New World Order. America will end up becoming a police state. This has been the plan for decades now. This shit didn’t just come out of nowhere. My advise to you is to take advantage of your rights while you still have them. Speak your mind. Arm yourself and fight, because the revolution will go on with or without you. I don’t know about y’all, but I’m down for the fight. Make history or die. My generation is doomed, but the next one doesn’t have to be. With that being said, I would once again like to thank all of you for your questions. Hopefully we can do this again in the near future. I will leave you with this song by Mystic that further expands on my thoughts about what is happening in America. “Fuck the President because he can’t seem to get his mind right” is censored, but that pretty much sums up how I feel.

*Fades2Black*

  1. August 1, 2011 at 2:49 pm

    Damn!! That must of taken time!

    • August 1, 2011 at 4:43 pm

      Not as long as I thought it was going to take me. Answering questions is a whole lot easier than reviewing shows.

      • August 1, 2011 at 4:48 pm

        This column is surprisingly shorter than I thought it would be.

        • August 1, 2011 at 5:02 pm

          But nothing’s harder then writing fake interviews.

          I’ve got like 3 interviews semi-finished that will never see the light of day. They’re awful.

          • August 1, 2011 at 5:03 pm

            Try writing a story about South African Thieves, lol.

          • August 1, 2011 at 5:17 pm

            Maybe for you. I enjoy doing fake interviews. The only hard part is picking the topic. Once I got that, the rest is easy.

        • August 1, 2011 at 5:02 pm

          Lol. Just yesterday I thought it would be 5,000 words max.Boy was I wrong. I think it seems like a shorter read since everything is broken up into little parts. I could have always done one word answers…

  2. August 1, 2011 at 4:15 pm

    You fucked up the “Sheamus or R-Truth” question. Capt. Smooth was referring to how Sheamus is really white and R-Truth is really dark. Which is greater?

    • Capt. Smooth
      August 1, 2011 at 4:27 pm

      Yeah, I should’ve said that better.

  3. Alan
    August 1, 2011 at 4:16 pm

    Lmao’ing, but I don’t know any other slangs words for females. I guess bitch could work? … oh well! lolz

    Anyways, can’t believe you got all these questions done so quick. You’re like a typing wizard or something dude, ahaha. Good work JCITY bro.

  4. August 1, 2011 at 4:20 pm

    By the way, Otunga and Mr. Perfect Jr won the titles from Big Show and Kane not Santino and Kozlov. I knew that question would be hard. Don’t worry…I had to look it up.

    • August 1, 2011 at 4:46 pm

      Fuck them and their crappy Bronze titles that look like big ass pennies on a leather strap.

  5. Capt. Smooth
    August 1, 2011 at 4:29 pm

    J, thanks for the effort and time it took to do that. Major props to you!

  6. Capt. Smooth
    August 1, 2011 at 4:29 pm

    By the way, that Riddler background is badass.

    • August 1, 2011 at 4:48 pm

      I thought so too. I just hate that I can’t crop images to fit on both sides perfectly. Its all uneven, ugh.

  7. August 1, 2011 at 4:30 pm

    I like the idea of inteviewing Chris Benoit….it would be highly offensive, but also hilarious.

    And the question about peeing out a marble freaked me out, I’m still imagining it.

    • August 1, 2011 at 4:49 pm

      If its offensive then so be it. That marble or softball question was hilarious.

  8. August 1, 2011 at 4:32 pm

    It looks like JCITY never saw “The Sound of Music”. Too bad J waited until yesterday to reveal he hates musicals. Maybe Capt. Smooth wouldn’t have asked the question then.

    • Capt. Smooth
      August 1, 2011 at 4:40 pm

      Oh, I would have just to be a smartass.

      • August 1, 2011 at 4:50 pm

        Never saw it and don’t care to ever see it. I’m sure it sucks.

        • Capt. Smooth
          August 1, 2011 at 4:51 pm

          I would have to watch it when I was a kid, and got bored.

        • August 1, 2011 at 4:52 pm

          I think it was named Best Picture by the Oscars. I has Julie Andrews in it and she is really hot in the movie. And one of the girls in the movie is also really hot. Julie Andrews and her should have had a lesbian scene but I guess the producers wanted to keep it at a G rating.

          • Capt. Smooth
            August 1, 2011 at 4:54 pm

            Julie Andrew was also Mary Poppins. My first childhood “pop culture” crush.

          • August 1, 2011 at 4:55 pm

            I never let a guy named Oscar formulate my opinions for me. Gold Bald bastard has nothing on MTV’s Popcorn award.

            • Capt. Smooth
              August 1, 2011 at 4:58 pm

              MTV Movie Awards>Oscars

              • August 1, 2011 at 5:04 pm

                Speaking of MTV Awards, I might do live coverage of the VMA’s.

                • Capt. Smooth
                  August 1, 2011 at 5:13 pm

                  I might catch Adele belt something out.

                  • August 1, 2011 at 5:19 pm

                    Adele sucked Mike Adamle’s cock for an abundance of apples and apricot juice…

                    • Capt. Smooth
                      August 1, 2011 at 5:21 pm

                      That’s what Jeff Harvey did for drugs.

  9. August 1, 2011 at 4:33 pm

    Capt. Smooth :
    Yeah, I should’ve said that better.

    I knew what you meant.

  10. August 1, 2011 at 4:47 pm

    BREAKING NEWS: Sheamus appears today from 6:00 p.m. to 8:00 p.m. at the Cricket Communications Mobile Store 2331 Versailles Road Lexington, Kentucky.

    Capt. Smooth, do you live near there?

    • Capt. Smooth
      August 1, 2011 at 4:50 pm

      It’s 75 miles away.

      • August 1, 2011 at 4:54 pm

        That’s not to far. If you don’t show up, I’m going to ask Jimmy to tell Sheamus that you didn’t think Sheamus was important enough to drive 75 miles. Then Sheamus is gonna skip Smackdown and show up at your work.

        • Capt. Smooth
          August 1, 2011 at 4:57 pm

          I work with all women. They’re more dangerous than men.

          • August 1, 2011 at 5:05 pm

            Slap him with a tampon.

            • Capt. Smooth
              August 1, 2011 at 5:15 pm

              If it’s bloody, it might give him some color.

              • August 1, 2011 at 5:17 pm

                What do you call a tampon with blood on the tip? A Sheamus.

                • Capt. Smooth
                  August 1, 2011 at 5:20 pm

                  And I was just about to eat supper.

                  • August 1, 2011 at 5:24 pm

                    Sheamus ate supper then slurped on a strawberry slurpee he surely found satisfying…

                    • Capt. Smooth
                      August 1, 2011 at 5:25 pm

                      Any limes?

      • August 1, 2011 at 5:21 pm

        wow 76 miles…you know your distances very well. How far from Louisville to Cincinnati?

        • Capt. Smooth
          August 1, 2011 at 5:22 pm

          I just remember it from when my sister went to UK.

  11. August 1, 2011 at 4:52 pm

    Can you guess which one was my favorite section to write?

  12. August 1, 2011 at 5:26 pm

    Capt. Smooth :

    Any limes?

    Soooooooo many limes, so many limes.

  13. Capt. Smooth
    August 1, 2011 at 5:28 pm

    Gotta run. Should be back later. Thanks again.

  14. Capt. Smooth
    August 1, 2011 at 7:22 pm

    I just watched the House vote on the debt ceiling bill. That was freaky that it passes just as Gabby Giffords makes her way back to Washington after almost getting killed.

    • August 1, 2011 at 11:15 pm

      It’s all theatrics.

      • Capt. Smooth
        August 2, 2011 at 5:49 am

        Still cool to see her recovery.

  15. David
    August 1, 2011 at 7:23 pm

    Thanks for the q&a man. I was laughing my ass of for most of that shit. Nice wire rundown too. Thanks man u gone have to do that again.Check out the WTF Impact garbage they have posted up on TJR All I said as Marlo Stanfield was that I didn’t agree with the post and I liked the show and some bitch ass sheep named Redlight called me a troll. Why are they so quick to call somebody a troll?? Fuckin punk ass dick eating bitch!!!!

    • David
      August 1, 2011 at 7:29 pm

      My bad it was Omar Little

      • August 1, 2011 at 11:18 pm

        Glad you enjoyed it and that would explain alot since I don’t ever remember talking The Wire with a David, lol.

  16. Max
    August 1, 2011 at 7:36 pm

    Great post. This was better than I expected and sweet baby jesus those breast and that ass Wow that was a nice touch. You should post more pics like that and is it weird that I would bang Bridgete the midget?

    • Capt. Smooth
      August 1, 2011 at 7:37 pm

      FREAK!!!(kidding)

      • August 1, 2011 at 11:19 pm

        Maybe it would seem huge with her being so tiny and all…

        • Capt. Smooth
          August 2, 2011 at 5:50 am

          Might be easier to move around into different positions.

  17. August 1, 2011 at 7:41 pm

    Tony Kegger :
    Maybe for you. I enjoy doing fake interviews. The only hard part is picking the topic. Once I got that, the rest is easy.

    Tell me Tony, how often do you do fake interviews? lol

    • August 1, 2011 at 11:20 pm

      The battle of the fake interviewers, lol. Epic.

      • August 2, 2011 at 12:54 am

        Oh it’s on. Tony, Me vs. You in a fake interview throwdown. Winner is the Undisputed Champion of Fake Interviews.

        • August 2, 2011 at 9:06 am

          Haha…I was just thinking about that. We should each pick each other’s interviewee, submit our interviews to JCITY, and we let the Infamous Universe pick the winner. Are you reading this J?

  18. August 1, 2011 at 7:47 pm

    THE INFAMOUS JCITY™ :
    Not as long as I thought it was going to take me. Answering questions is a whole lot easier than reviewing shows.

    Yea thats a good point. I used to write SD report for INW.com and it was hell!

    • August 1, 2011 at 11:22 pm

      I must fight urge not to review RAW…

      • Capt. Smooth
        August 2, 2011 at 5:50 am

        *whispers* Do it!!!

        • August 2, 2011 at 3:08 pm

          I did fight the urge 🙂

          • Capt. Smooth
            August 2, 2011 at 4:04 pm

            Damn it! Be weak-minded!

            • August 2, 2011 at 4:44 pm

              I don’t even think that’s possible, lol.

              • Capt. Smooth
                August 2, 2011 at 4:46 pm

                I do it everyday. It’s what I excel in.

  19. August 1, 2011 at 11:41 pm

    David :

    Thanks for the q&a man. I was laughing my ass of for most of that shit. Nice wire rundown too. Thanks man u gone have to do that again.Check out the WTF Impact garbage they have posted up on TJR All I said as Marlo Stanfield was that I didn’t agree with the post and I liked the show and some bitch ass sheep named Redlight called me a troll. Why are they so quick to call somebody a troll?? Fuckin punk ass dick eating bitch!!!!

    Lmmfao. Redlight is cool, he just likes to fuck with people on TJR with the vintage “You mad bro” lol. There’s one guy though that always trolls me hard for no reason “Favorite Columbus” hates my guts because of my all caps I haven’t used in over 3 months, lol. I’ve tried to reply kindly to the hate, but one day I’m reverting back to the asshole everyone used to love to hate.

  20. August 2, 2011 at 12:58 am

    THE INFAMOUS JCITY™ :
    I must fight urge not to review RAW…

    You want to review Raw. Niggy wants you to review Raw. I want you to review Raw. Everyone else here wants you to review Raw.

    Man…I can see your problem…not really. Review Raw then post a Kelly Kelly divas spotlight. She looked fanfreakingtastic on Raw.

  21. August 2, 2011 at 1:36 am

    You know what I just remembered?

    The UNDEFINED Diva’s Championship!

  22. David
    August 2, 2011 at 4:24 am

    Who’s your favorite porn star?

    • August 2, 2011 at 3:13 pm

      There’s alot of them. Maybe one day I’ll do my top 10 pornstars of all time post.

  23. August 2, 2011 at 10:32 am

    Shaman’s Harvest :

    Tony Kegger :
    Maybe for you. I enjoy doing fake interviews. The only hard part is picking the topic. Once I got that, the rest is easy.

    Tell me Tony, how often do you do fake interviews? lol

    Not as often as you…I’ll admit that.

  24. Black Metal Death Metal
    August 2, 2011 at 11:26 am

    Only you can turn a simple task as answering questions and make it feel like a cinimatic masterpiece. Love the inclusion of the hot trim and love the song at the end. Good job mate.

  25. Ana_ZackPack
    August 3, 2011 at 8:35 am

    This answers were cool. Props to you since you know how to distinguish the Bellas. Last year I would distinguish them because one was less skinny than the other, but now that they weighted the same again, it was hard.

  26. July 8, 2013 at 10:59 pm

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