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THE INFAMOUS Wrestling News Wire: The True Story Of What Matt Hardy Did The Day He Got Fired From TNA

THE INFAMOUS Wrestling News Wire: The True Story Of What Matt Hardy Did The Day He Got Fired From TNA

by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

On August 20, 2011, Matt Hardy was arrested for Driving While Intoxicated (DWI) and was released from his TNA contract as a result. It has recently been reported that TNA wanted both Matt and his brother Jeff  to undergo rehabilitation before they were allowed to return to the company, as they both have not been featured for a couple of months now. Matt has recently gone on record and has denied that he has a problem with substance abuse and thus refused TNA’s rehab offer. His arrest proved that Matt Hardy is a liar and a liability, so TNA cut their losses for the betterment of their company’s image. Now, people are free to do what they want, so I’m not judging Matt Hardy for the lifestyle he has chosen to live, I’m just reporting on this for those of you that might care about the extracurricular activities of one of your favorite former TNA and WWE Superstars. Here is what really went down (according to my trusty source that will not be named for concerns over his safety) the day Matt Hardy got fired from TNA/Impact Wrestling. 

Ten hours before his arrest, Matt Hardy was at home, eating grapes and surfing the internet until he came across nude pictures of his good for nothing slut of a girlfriend, Reby Sky. After surfing some more, he found another set of nude pictures and became enraged. He went to confront Reby, but the bitch wasn’t home, so he called his brother, former WWE, TNA and World Heavyweight Champion, Jeff Hardy and told him the news. Jeff came over as quick as he could, but he didn’t come empty-handed. With a quarter pound of weed and a bong in hand, Jeff tried his best to alleviate his brother’s frustration. The brothers came up with a devious plan to taser Reby as soon as she walked in and rape her to show her a lesson in how being a whore isn’t all fun and games. After smoking weed for about an hour, Matt and Jeff heard Reby trying to unlock the door to Matt’s North Carolina home, so they sprung and took action. As soon as Reby came inside, Jeff tasered her right in the neck. After rendering her unconscious, the Hardy brothers undressed Reby and brutally raped her for about an hour. After they were done, Reby rushed to the phone to call 911, but Matt hit her with a Twist Of Fate. He then dragged her to the kitchen as Jeff climbed on top of the fridge and executed his world famous Swanton Bomb. Feeling guilty for what he just did, Matt grabbed a few grapes and left the house, leaving his brother home alone with Reby. It is unclear on what happened after Matt left his residence, but Reby has not been heard from since.

Six hours before his arrest, Matt Hardy thought that the best course of action was to go to a local strip club and drink away his guilt. Anger and weed clouded his judgements a few hours earlier and he couldn’t believe the monster he had become because of it. He figured that he would just get drunk and all of his problems would just go away. The club Matt went to was located in an alley. Matt loved the seclusion and felt that this atmosphere is just what he needed to escape his reality. Before making his way inside, Matt found a bag of heroin, a spoon and an already used syringe in the alley. After looking around, Matt picked up the items, which were probably left behind by a homeless drug addict and proceeded to use them.  With no one in sight, Matt put the heroin on the spoon and used his lighter to liquefy the illicit drug. He then put the heroin in the syringe and injected himself. As the heroin rushed through his bloodstream, Matt started to feel better, like the weight of the world just lifted off of his shoulders. He then entered the club.

Once inside, Matt received a hometown hero’s welcome. Two strippers led him to a private booth and gave him a lapdance. He tipped the ladies and then made his way to the bar where he order everyone in attendance a Budweiser. Matt must have drunk about 8 beers before he felt his heroin high slipping away, so he ordered 8 more. He then went to the bathroom and took a piss. After relieving himself, he made his way to the stage and took a seat front row center. An exotic beauty named Mercedez took the stage. Her hair was long and fiery red. Her skin was tanned, smooth and glistening. Her tits were a perfect 36 DD and her ass was as ample as can be. She seductively looked at Matt as she danced and slowly stripped off her clothing. Matt couldn’t do anything but sit there and be mesmerized by Mercedez. Not only did she have his full and undivided attention, but she was turning him on. Matt must have made it rain about 500 dollar bills on her before he called for a waitress to bring him over a few shots of whisky and tequilla. After taking about four shots, Matt made his way back to where Mercedez was dancing. Her set was almost over and he wanted to get first dibs on a private dance. When she was done, Matt greeted her and asked if he could get a show in a more intimate setting. She told him that he could, but it would cost him. Matt explained how he was an international wrestling superstar and that money was not a problem. Mercedez and Matt made their way into a VIP Room located in the upper-level of the club.

Four hours before his arrest, Matt Hardy was getting one of the most intimate lap dances imaginable. Since money wasn’t a problem, Mercedez let Matt kiss her and fondle her breast. Matt was feeling extremely aroused and motioned for a blowjob as he put another hundred in Mercedez’s G-string. She told him that she would love to, but first she had to get right. She walked to the far side of the room and grabbed her purse as Matt looked on not knowing what to expect. When Mercedez pulled out a 8ball worth of cocaine Matt’s eyes grew in delight. He couldn’t believe his eyes, she was going to do blow before she blew him. Mercedez proceeded to make a few lines and snorted three of them. She offered Matt a few lines and without hesitation he seized the opportunity and snorted away. After the cocaine hit her bloodstream Mercedez took Matt’s cock in her mouth. After a few minutes, she grabbed some of the cocaine and rubbed it on the tip of his dick making it numb. Matt was in ecstasy. All the problems from earlier in the day evaporated with each and every stroke of her lips. After a while Matt grabbed Mercedez and threw her on the velvet sofa he was sitting on and penetrated her cunt as he snorted even more cocaine off of her luscious body. They fucked like it was going out of style. Hardly able to contain himself any longer, Matt pulled out and ejaculated all over Mercedez’s lovely breast. He quickly got dressed and tipped her for her time before making his way back to the bar.

Two hours before his arrest, Matt Hardy ordered two shots of whisky which he chased with a cold beer. Any normal man would have been completely wasted at this point, but not Matt. He’s been abusing substances for the majority of his life, starting from the Omega days where he and his brother Jeff would partake in the indulgence of Crystal Meth. To say Matt has developed a high tolerance would be an understatement. At the bar Matt meet a local crack dealer. After having the dealer show him his supply, Matt wanted to score a few crack rocks before he left the establishment. He wanted to purchase a bundle, but when he reached into his pocket he realized that he had spent all of his money on Mercedez. The dealer thought Matt was just fucking around, so he got up and was ready to leave, but Matt was desperate and begged the dealer to stay. He explained how he was an international wrestler and how he had valuable things in his car that he could possibly trade for the crack. The dealer heard Matt’s pleas, but nothing interested him. The dealer jokingly told Matt that if he wanted the crack that maybe they can go to the bathroom and Matt can suck his dick for it. Matt told him to meet him there in two minutes. He discretely went to the bathroom and waited on the dealer. While he waited, he took a good long look in the mirror and asked himself what has become of his life. The dealer entered the bathroom and walked over to Matt. He unzipped his pants and the former ECW Champion did the unthinkable, he sucked the dealer’s dick until the dealer busted in his mouth. Matt was going to spit it out, but the dealer said “No swallow, no drugs”, so Matt swallowed not only the dealer’s sperm, but all that was left of his pride as well. The dealer called Matt a pathetic faggot, threw the crack rocks at him and walked away. Matt picked up all the crack off the floor and put it in his pocket, minus two rocks. He pulled out his trusty crack pipe, inserted brillo on one end to use as a filter and loaded up the first rock. He inhaled the smoke as his eyes rolled to the back of his head. Matt loved the rush this drug gave him. He loaded up the second rock and smoked it as he questioned everything he did that day. The high Matt was feeling not only clouded his judgement, but it justified his actions. In his mind at least.

One hour before his arrest, Matt Hardy exited the bathroom looking high as a motherfucking kite. He ordered one more beer and had the bartender put it on his tab. He drank the beer quickly and exited the club. He made his way to his car and broke down and cried. His high was starting to wear off and he was now realizing that he had to go home where he would have to deal with all of the consequences for his actions. He smoked another rock and then pulled a gun out of the glove compartment. He put the gun in his mouth and contemplated suicide. He thought about it for a second and put the gun down. He thought that if the gun stayed in his possession that he would later use it to kill Reby or himself or maybe commit a murder suicide the likes of Chris Benoit, so he tossed the gun out of the car along with all of the drug paraphernalia that was in his possession. He started driving around, unsure if he wanted to go home. He started speeding and realized that a cop was following him. He swallowed his two remaining crack rocks and continued to drive fast as the police now turned on their sirens. Matt thought he could get away, but quickly lost control of the steering wheel as soon as he started to feel the high from the unbagged crack he had just swallowed. Matt then crashed into a tree, but was unharmed.

As soon as Matt exited his vehicle, the police noticed he was clearly intoxicated and placed Matt under arrest. He was charged with Driving While Intoxicated (DWI) and if he didn’t dump all the contraband before hand he would have surely caught extra charges for carrying an unlicensed handgun and drug paraphernalia. Matt ended up being bailed out shortly after. Unknown to Matt, while he was making his way home TMZ had already reported the news of his arrest. TNA management became aware of this news and immediately terminated Matt Hardy’s contract with the company.

When Matt got home he realized that there was nobody there, so he started eating grapes and surfing the internet until he came across the news of his very public firing from TNA/Impact Wrestling. He became enraged and went to call and demand answers from TNA management, but nobody returned his calls. So he called his brother, former WWE, TNA and World Heavyweight Champion, Jeff Hardy and told him the news. Jeff came over as quick as he could, but he didn’t come empty-handed. With another quarter pound of weed and a bong in hand, Jeff tried his best to alleviate his brother’s frustration, and thus the cycle continues…

*Fades2Black*

  1. August 21, 2011 at 12:27 pm

    Matt Hardy is a fucking asshole.

    • August 21, 2011 at 12:52 pm

      I don’t know if he’s an asshole, but he’s definitely a misguided substance abuser who will not realize that he has a problem until it’s too late. If he would have just taken his ass to rehab like TNA suggested then none of this would have happened and Matt Hardy would still be employed. Watch him relapse on the snacks and get fat again.

      http://theinfamousjcity.com/2011/04/28/matt-hardy-gets-his-krispy-kreme-on/

      • August 22, 2011 at 5:59 am

        Perhaps asshole was a little inaccurate.

        It’s just sad really that once Jeff hit the spotlight, after it, it messed up both Matt and Jeff’s carers. Matt was known as Jeff’s brother and he was a shadow of Jeff’s spotlight.

        • August 22, 2011 at 6:30 am

          Maybe he’s just a stupid cunt. You would think that after Jeff blew up that they would have capitalized and been even bigger stars, but no, they fuck it up. Not by circumstances, but on purpose. It’s like they love to sabotage shit for the hell of it. While some aspect of it is sad to a degree, it kinda makes them cult like legends that not only went against the grain, but smoked it. They are INFAMOUS… for all the wrong reasons of course, but INFAMOUS nonetheless.

  2. Chadam
    August 21, 2011 at 1:47 pm

    the Hardy’s are idiots, they had the world handed to them on a silver platter and continuously fuck it up. Give me half the chances they have had and I would be bigger than John Cena.

    • August 22, 2011 at 5:54 am

      Jeff was on his way to becoming a bigger star than Cena, but shit happens. I wouldn’t necessarily say they got everything handed to them though since they were destined to be nothing but jobbers who busted their asses for years before trailblazing the tag team scene and earning the respect of the fans. I just think that the pressure from being on top was too much for them to handle.

  3. Capt. Smooth
    August 21, 2011 at 1:55 pm

    Your NEEEEEEEWWW Impact World Cham…oh, wait!

    Your NEEEEEEEWWW WWE World Cha…fuck it!

    • August 22, 2011 at 5:56 am

      At least he won the crappy version of the ECW Championship if that counts for anything. I think he will be alright though. He’s a Hardy, which means he’ll just make his own belt and the be champion of his own universe.

      • Capt. Smooth
        August 22, 2011 at 6:01 am

        OVW

  4. Rob
    August 21, 2011 at 2:14 pm

    Wow. This might just be the greatest thing you have ever written.

  5. August 21, 2011 at 3:01 pm

    Him and Jeff don’t derserve all the chances they have been given. Their fans are idiotic enablers who need to realise that the pair of them need a lot of help and are not going to get any while people are defending Matt and Jeffs actions.

    TNA has done the right thing with one of them now they need to do right with Jeff and fire his ass ASAP

    • August 22, 2011 at 5:59 am

      Jeff should have been fired after the Victory Road PPV, but there is still value in Jeff Hardy. He can still be a huge asset to the company he just needs to learn how to not mix business with pleasure.

  6. Dave
    August 21, 2011 at 3:38 pm

    The last time The Hardy Boyz was good was in the early 2000’s. I liked Matt when he started doing the Matt V1 schtick. And I never really liked Jeff too much. And Jeff had a new belt created? I don’t see him being a champion in the GLOW division. They are fucking jokes and I hope they get what’s coming to them
    WTF is a charismatic enigma anyway? Dumb! That like Orton calling himself The Apex Predator. It doesn’t make sense and I hate when they say stupid shit like that. I need a blunt! Good read J
    I am Nada Naggar

    • August 22, 2011 at 6:07 am

      Matt was at his best as Version 1, but I also liked his run with MVP where they were competing to see who was the best at random challenges. I will never forget when they had a pizza eating contest and he puked all over the place. Classic.

      Jeff Hardy was fucking awesome, especially from 2007-2009. When he won the WWE Championship for the first time that was a great moment and he earned it. His runs were too short to be impressive, but the story of how he got there was amazing. Leaving the WWE was a stupid move no doubt and catching a case over opium trafficking was even dumber, but when he went to TNA I was excited. I liked his run as TNA Champion. He turned heel and didn’t give a fuck about anything which was cool to see, it’s just to bad that his character and his real life persona were one in the same.

      I can relate to Jeff. People look at us different because of our lifestyle choices, but we don’t care about how people view us because we will live our lives however the fuck we want. Matt on the other hand is an idiot who wants to be exactly like Jeff instead of trying to help his brother. Monkey see monkey do I guess.

  7. August 21, 2011 at 4:12 pm

    LMAO this was great. I’m suprised Matt’s alive after a might like this but I guess this is just an average day for him. I’m assuming he got AIDS from the Heroin and this gave the stripper AIDS too.

    I can imagine the Swanton on Reby off the fridge hahaha.

    • Alan
      August 21, 2011 at 10:16 pm

      Ahaha, well, at least if this dude gets AIDS he won’t be fat anymore.

    • August 22, 2011 at 6:11 am

      That Matt Hardy is quite the party animal. I smoke alot of weed, but I don’t think I can do a whole QP in an hour let alone everything else he did. There is still no word on Reby’s whereabouts, I hope she’s ok. Until then I will just continue to fap to her nude pics…

  8. Raymond
    August 21, 2011 at 7:47 pm

    Wow, I can’t wait to see what Andrew Johnson has to say about this on TJR!

    • Mr.Redlight
      August 22, 2011 at 2:03 am

      You just opened pandoras box

    • August 22, 2011 at 6:17 am

      Get the fuck outta here with that Andrew Johnson bullshit. This is not a TJR ass kissing fan site. If it was I would do weekly TJR writer rankings and beg for a spot on their roster. I don’t have a problem with TJR as a whole, but everybody knows that me and Andrew aren’t the best of friends so his name here is the equivilant to the name Chris Benoit to the WWE. The next time somebody mentions that name I will track down their IP address and rip out their intestines out of their mouth and ass simultaneously and floss them from the inside.

      • Raymond
        August 22, 2011 at 11:39 pm

        You’re just jealous 🙂

  9. August 22, 2011 at 7:09 am

    Greatest fucking story I read in a long time… Fucking amazing!

  10. Stephen
    August 22, 2011 at 8:37 am

    This is beyond ridiculous. Sex and drug talk have no business on a wrestling blog.

  11. August 22, 2011 at 9:26 pm

    Come on man. This was a pretty disgusting post. It’s not funny when you talk about a women being “brutally raped for over an hour.” And the rest of the post was all just weird fan fiction crap with a sex scene thrown in. I never read your stuff on therealshyt so I’m assuming it must have entailed a lot of stuff like this. Worst article I’ve ever read and I read very loyally.

    • Chadam
      August 22, 2011 at 9:45 pm

      get outta here, that shit was funny

    • August 22, 2011 at 9:45 pm

      holy shit…an Ace Hart sighting! No offense to Shaman’s Harvest but at first i did not like his interview with Luke Robinson but that was just one interview…the others have been amazing.

      • Mr.Redlight
        August 23, 2011 at 2:13 am

        Hey ace dont you have a website to spam us with or somethin?

        • August 23, 2011 at 2:29 am

          Very Mature. I’m not trolling here people, I’m letting a fellow writer know that something he wrote was pretty disgusting and I hope he’s well aware that he can do much better.

          • Capt. Smooth
            August 23, 2011 at 5:50 am

            I disagree with Ace, but his post didn’t have a “troll” tone to it. Just difference of opinion. No biggie.

          • August 23, 2011 at 5:59 am

            How can a True Story be fan fiction? Lmmfao. If it offended you then it offended you. There’s nothing I could do or say to change that. I’m not going to censor my writing process any longer just to appease the masses. Sure I gained new readers, but I lost even more trying to be the good guy. Numbers don’t lie, this shit was a hit and even if it wasn’t then it’s what I wanted to write so I wrote it. Most of the time I write I have no idea what is going to come out. I don’t plan anything out the shit just flows naturally. I was going to report on it legit, but once I found that Jeff Hardy pic the story just took a life of its own. If it’s disgusting, vile, rude, immature, then fuck it. It is what it is. Can I do better than this? You’re damn fucking right I can, but this wasn’t bad at all. This was pretty damn awesome if I do say so myself. Maybe it’s not your cup of tea, but I’m not serving tea anymore, I’m serving straight 151 proof shots up in this motherfucker.

            • Capt. Smooth
              August 23, 2011 at 6:02 am

              Moonshine?

            • August 23, 2011 at 2:56 pm

              Thanks for the response J. I appreciate your right to write about whatever you want and I respect the difference of opinions we both share on certain issues. But just to clarify, in hindsight, you don’t think there’s anything wrong with joking about a women being brutally raped for over an hour?

              • August 23, 2011 at 3:01 pm

                I didn’t write it to be funny. This is a sick twisted deranged and dark story about a disturbed man that needs help. Now if people thought it was hilarious, then that’s a whole other story, but in hindsight, Matt Hardy sucking dick for crack is pretty damn hilarious.

  12. August 23, 2011 at 6:17 am

    Capt. Smooth :

    I disagree with Ace, but his post didn’t have a “troll” tone to it. Just difference of opinion. No biggie.

    He’s free to have an opinion. If people want to write about how much they hate me or what I write then submit it and I’ll post it. Fuck it, lol.

  13. August 23, 2011 at 2:10 pm

    Mr.Redlight :
    Hey ace dont you have a website to spam us with or somethin?

    That’s Ray…but yeah Ace did that once but that was a long time ago bro. And it’s not really spam…it’s plugging.

    • August 23, 2011 at 2:54 pm

      Thanks for the backup Tony.

      • August 23, 2011 at 3:19 pm

        I didn’t get that comment by Mr. Redlight. I remember that WrestleMania DVD contest incident but that was a long time ago and that was just one time.

        • Mr.Redlight
          August 23, 2011 at 4:53 pm

          damn you two really took that comment and ran with it lol!!!

          • August 23, 2011 at 4:56 pm

            You mad bro?

            • Mr.Redlight
              August 23, 2011 at 5:57 pm

              do you normally ask if someone is mad when you see them laugh?

  14. August 23, 2011 at 5:26 pm

    FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Capt. Smooth
      August 23, 2011 at 5:29 pm

      It has begun! *Mortal Kombat theme plays*

      • Mr.Redlight
        August 23, 2011 at 6:04 pm

        speaking of mortal kombat what do you think of the freddy kreuger addition?

        • Capt. Smooth
          August 23, 2011 at 6:10 pm

          Sounds like a perfect fit.

          I’m still wanting a Freddy vs. Jason vs. Wolverine movie.

          • August 23, 2011 at 6:33 pm

            Wasn’t there an underground movie where Freddy, Chucky, Jason, and a bunch of other horror dudes were all in the same movie?

            • Mr.Redlight
              August 23, 2011 at 6:51 pm

              i remember hearing about something like that cuz if there was that would be sick and i would see it in a heart beat lol

              • Capt. Smooth
                August 23, 2011 at 7:15 pm

                Sounds like a musical.

        • August 24, 2011 at 6:19 am

          I haven’t got Freddy yet, but I will, especially with Halloween coming up soon. I must say that this Mortal Kombat is one of the best ones I’ve played since my childhood.

  15. Stephen
    August 24, 2011 at 3:47 am

    Just take this disgusting post down. This has no business being published. The rape was not funny. The sex was unnecessary and all the mentions of drugs are exaggerated and unrealistic. I think you own us all an apology for having us read this crap.

    • August 24, 2011 at 5:53 am

      I know, Matt Hardy’s a sick person. You got to respect JCITY for posting the truth even though he knows he’s going to have to take the heat later.

      • Capt. Smooth
        August 24, 2011 at 6:21 am

        He’s gonna change his name from J City to J Truth.

    • August 24, 2011 at 6:27 am

      You’re starting to get on my last nerve Steph. Nobody forced you to read it. If you didn’t like it then you didn’t like it. Difference of opinions make the world go round. Not everyone is going to agree on everything that’s life, but I will not take anything down. People use drugs and have sex. People kill. People rape. This is the world we live in. Like it or not, shit like this happens everyday.

      • Capt. Smooth
        August 24, 2011 at 6:34 am

        This isn’t a “difference of opinion”, but a troll.(most likely)

  16. Rob
    August 24, 2011 at 7:59 am

    That Stephen guys is always talking shit but he stays coming back. I don’t get it.

    • August 24, 2011 at 11:19 am

      He’s a psychopathic dumbass.

      • Mr.Redlight
        August 24, 2011 at 3:43 pm

        reminds me of L.T. lol

        • August 24, 2011 at 3:53 pm

          I’ve always though it was LT, but LT’s IP Address is chilling in the spam folder since he thought it was a good idea to spam the site with links to gay porn videos while insulting my peoples. I don’t care if he hated me and left a million negative comments, but leave the gay porn videos and insults to people who have nothing to do with our “beef” away from the site. He didn’t listen so fuck him.

          • Mr.Redlight
            August 25, 2011 at 2:12 am

            lol people love to hate you

            • August 25, 2011 at 7:39 am

              The same people that hate me claim that they loved the attitude era and wished it came back, but as soon as I show some attitude they don’t like it at all. Hypocrites.

  17. Stephen
    August 26, 2011 at 10:30 am

    Why is this still up?

  18. Anonymous
    September 1, 2011 at 9:16 am

    THE INFAMOUS JCITY™ :I didn’t write it to be funny. This is a sick twisted deranged and dark story about a disturbed man that needs help. Now if people thought it was hilarious, then that’s a whole other story, but in hindsight, Matt Hardy sucking dick for crack is pretty damn hilarious.

    I think there is seriously something wrong with you for writing this article. I think you need help like Matt Hardy. Distrubing piece of writing.

  19. Anonymous
    September 20, 2011 at 1:26 pm

    Matt Blowed A Guys Dick And Drank His Spearm…Wow

  20. December 30, 2011 at 1:49 pm

    FUCKING GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!

    • December 30, 2011 at 5:19 pm

      Thanks. I think this is up there with some of the best stuff I’ve ever written.

  21. Anonymous
    April 3, 2017 at 4:53 am

    This sounds like a fucking story. You’re fucked up.

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