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Caption This Shyt: Is Matt Hardy Sucking Dick For Crack Again?

Caption This Shyt: Is Matt Hardy Sucking Dick For Crack Again?

by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

And the Matt Hardy saga continues… I’ve recently stumbled upon this hilarious pic on Matt Hardy’s Twitter page and it appears as if Matt is either sucking off a transsexual prostitute, is once again providing his services for illicit narcotics, or he is trying to lick on Reby Sky’s crab infested vagina. Nobody would drop down to their knees under any circumstances and face somebody else’s genital region unless they were planning on sucking on a little something something, I’m just saying. We already know that Matt Hardy sucks dick for crack, so it doesn’t surprise me to see this kind of behavior coming from the “Cold Blooded” one, but damn, this shit is beginning to get fucking ridiculous. At the rate Matt Hardy is going, he is making his brother Jeff seem like an angel by comparison and that’s saying alot. If only someone could get Shane Helms to intervene in his friends lives instead of enabling them to throw it away. Matt Hardy had all the potential in the world to be one of the greatest Sports Entertainer of all time, but now he is nothing more than the posterboy for everything that can and will go wrong when you start fucking with drugs. I’m never smoking another blunt for as long as I live after witnessing the trainwreck that is Matt Hardy Version Drug Addict. I guess his life served a purpose after all.

*Fades2Black*

  1. Capt. Smooth
    August 24, 2011 at 2:35 pm

    It’s The Hurricane and The Her-icane.

  2. August 24, 2011 at 2:52 pm

    So it wasn’t a ghost…it was the Hurricane. I fucking knew it.

  3. Capt. Smooth
    August 24, 2011 at 2:57 pm

    Reby: Matt, do you have to eat everything?

  4. August 24, 2011 at 2:59 pm

    Shane Helms: Ha, look at this fag sucking dick for crack again!

  5. August 24, 2011 at 3:02 pm

    Transsexual Prostitute: Ohhh yea, ooohh damn, your head game is so proper.

    [||]PAUSE

  6. Capt. Smooth
    August 24, 2011 at 3:02 pm

    Shane: Matt, why do you dress Jeff up like a girl when he’s high?

  7. Capt. Smooth
    August 24, 2011 at 3:03 pm

    Matt: Reby, that’s my title belt!

  8. Capt. Smooth
    August 24, 2011 at 3:03 pm

    Shane: Matt, what’s up with that?

  9. Capt. Smooth
    August 24, 2011 at 3:04 pm

    Reby: Guys, wanna see my Melina impression?

  10. Capt. Smooth
    August 24, 2011 at 3:05 pm

    Scattitude V 1.0

    • August 24, 2011 at 3:08 pm

      Gross, lol.

      • Capt. Smooth
        August 24, 2011 at 3:11 pm

        Porn puns make the world a better place.

  11. August 24, 2011 at 3:07 pm

    @sinkman180 on Twitter just captioned:

    “Maybe my career is in here”

    • Capt. Smooth
      August 24, 2011 at 3:09 pm

      groovy

  12. Capt. Smooth
    August 24, 2011 at 3:11 pm

    Matt: You’re not Lita!!!

  13. August 24, 2011 at 3:15 pm

    Matt’s grabbing the ass and all that. Dude is trying his best to deepthroat. HA. This has unintentionally turned into the unofficial “Shit On Matt Hardy Week” it seems.

    • Capt. Smooth
      August 24, 2011 at 3:17 pm

      He may have people do that for drug money.

  14. August 24, 2011 at 3:32 pm

    Enjoy your crab dinner you son of a bitch.

    I bet Jeff Hardy took this picture because the Hardy’s love to do sexual things in front of eachother.

  15. August 24, 2011 at 3:33 pm

    Damn Hardy, in the WWE you were the man Hardy, what the fuck happened to you?

    • August 24, 2011 at 3:43 pm

      Remember “arguably, everyones favourite wrestler”? Matt Hardy. Jeez WTF happened?

      • August 24, 2011 at 3:43 pm

        Who liked Matt Hardy? I never did.

        • August 24, 2011 at 3:46 pm

          I was a big fan and thought he was going to repackage himself in TNA and be one of their top stars. We all know how that worked out.

        • August 24, 2011 at 3:47 pm

          I did.

  16. August 24, 2011 at 3:41 pm

    Hardy tweeted the following message to his girlfriend Reby Sky, which includes his personal cell phone number:

    “@RebySky Can u call me at home 910 245 4749 plz. My cell feel in the hottub and is shot. Thx baby. Hope you’re doing ok.

    Hardy also promised a scoop about his “state of mind” during the time of his car accident:

    “U wanna found out the scoop about my state of mind during corvette crash in the car accident from Sat, stay tuned to thehardyshow.com RT”

    Whoever live closet to him fucking call him right now.

    • August 24, 2011 at 3:43 pm

      Reby Sky already proved it’s fake:

      “@MATTHARDYBRAND MATT THAT WAS PUBLIC DELETE IT”

      “god, that wasn’t even the real number…”

      “That was NOT the real # to our house, people (Thank goodness…) Please leave the poor unfortunate person whose number it actually IS alone”

      • August 24, 2011 at 3:45 pm

        Call the number anyways and see who it actually is. That’d be hilarious.

    • August 24, 2011 at 3:43 pm

      Tony exposed that number as a fake in the #Nowplaying post. Good detective work if I do say so myself.

      • August 24, 2011 at 3:44 pm

        I got help from your anonymous source.

        • August 24, 2011 at 3:56 pm

          Matt Hardy is a lying son of a bitch. I did LOL at all the dirtsheets reporting that the number was legit now they have to go retract their statements. I’m sure that was his intention. People like to play little games like that when they are high. I should know…

  17. August 24, 2011 at 3:49 pm

    Shaman’s Harvest :
    I did.

    I liked 2000 Matt Hardy with the Hardy Boyz more than 2009 Matt Hardy. But really….I never saw him as anything more than a guy who could do cool spots. There’s a reason IMO he was never World Champion. But his extreme tag team matches with Jeff were alright and his match vs. Jeff at WM25 was decent.

  18. August 24, 2011 at 3:49 pm

    Heel Matt Hardy was okay when he was feuding with Jeff. I hated face Matt.

    • August 24, 2011 at 3:57 pm

      Version 1 Matt Hardy was awesome and he was also good when he was teaming and feuding with MVP.

      • August 24, 2011 at 3:58 pm

        His feud with Drew McIntyre wasn’t THAT bad either.

        • August 24, 2011 at 4:15 pm

          His feud with Edge over Lita was top notch.

          • Capt. Smooth
            August 24, 2011 at 5:45 pm

            Overall, I like the Hardys. They gave us some incredible moments.

  19. August 24, 2011 at 3:51 pm

    Shaman’s Harvest :
    Call the number anyways and see who it actually is. That’d be hilarious.

    It is Jimmy Thomas (little Jimmy?). He does live in Cameron, NC so Matt Hardy must have been off by only one number. The area code is correct.

  20. August 24, 2011 at 3:51 pm

    Did everyone see Matt Hardy’s latest video? Ok, bets are on.

    Matt Hardy kills himself in 3 days. Over/Under?

    • August 24, 2011 at 4:00 pm

      Didn’t you know that Matt Hardy will not die?

      • Capt. Smooth
        August 24, 2011 at 5:45 pm

        He’s the ghost!

  21. August 24, 2011 at 4:06 pm

    I blame the Charismatic Enabler for all this Matt Hardy shyt. Jeff’s done nothing to help and I wouldn’t be suprised if he gave Matt something to take that led to his car accident.

    • August 24, 2011 at 4:14 pm

      Matt is the older brother so maybe he turned Jeff into a drug addict first and we never found out about Matt’s problems until recently.

  22. August 24, 2011 at 4:10 pm

    It’s true. I gave Matt the the heroin soaked in rat poison and round worms. I want to finally be the one good Hardy! Sorry sorry sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • August 24, 2011 at 4:13 pm

      What the fuck are round worms?

      • August 24, 2011 at 5:46 pm

        A parasite carried by raccons.

        • Capt. Smooth
          August 24, 2011 at 5:48 pm

          What the fuck are raccons?…lol

          • August 25, 2011 at 7:31 am

            A parasite carried by round worms.

            • Capt. Smooth
              August 25, 2011 at 6:39 pm

              Thanks for the info.

  23. August 24, 2011 at 4:49 pm

    Iv’e lost all respect for Matt!

  24. The Unusual Suspect
    August 24, 2011 at 5:30 pm

    Helms: People do anything with my app just to get a pic with me!

  25. August 24, 2011 at 5:46 pm

    And Matt Hardy’s in the hospital.

    • August 24, 2011 at 7:04 pm

      At this point, I can’t believe he was just released from TNA four days ago. It sounds like he should have been released months ago. His career is over…right now he needs to make sure his life isn’t over.

      • August 25, 2011 at 7:38 am

        I would do a “I’ve fallen and I cant get up” post, but I’ve giving him too much coverage this week. I’m just waiting until he dies to write the true story of what Matt Hardy did the day he died… just kidding…. or am I?

  26. Capt. Smooth
    August 24, 2011 at 5:47 pm

    Shane: Matt, can you find my others fingers in there?

  27. Capt. Smooth
    August 24, 2011 at 6:50 pm

    Just heard that Steve Jobs just resigned from Apple. I wonder if the cancer is back.

    • August 25, 2011 at 7:39 am

      Lmmfao. What the hell?

      • Capt. Smooth
        August 25, 2011 at 6:40 pm

        I guess his cancer is back. I don’t know.

  28. August 24, 2011 at 7:09 pm

    according to TMZ, “Sources close to Matt tell us … the ex-TNA star hadn’t been feeling well … but it’s unclear as to what caused Matt to fall down.”

    Unclear? The ghost caused Matt to fall down. Duh.

    • August 24, 2011 at 8:23 pm

      I think the couch pushed him over, then laughed it up with he coffee table afterwards.

  29. Alan
    August 24, 2011 at 10:22 pm

    Is that a transvest-e he’s blowing on or something dude? ahaha

  30. Dave
    August 24, 2011 at 10:31 pm

    Matt Hardy is Garbage!

  31. Capt. Smooth
    August 25, 2011 at 5:47 am

    Matt is very sick. I hope he can recover.

    • August 25, 2011 at 7:42 am

      He brought it upon himself. I’m sure if I started smoking crack and popping somas and wrote a bunch of incoherent bullshit that nobody would feel sorry for me so fuck that shit.

      • Capt. Smooth
        August 25, 2011 at 6:42 pm

        It’s easy to be hard. Brought it on himself, eh? Guess what? I don’t care. The man is sick and needs help from people who love him enough to do so.

        • August 25, 2011 at 6:51 pm

          Everyone around him enable him and are also fucking with whatever the fuck he’s on. He will never get the help he needs unless he changes his circle of friends, and even then Jeff will always be his brother so nothing will really change. I just find it funny how Jeff is now a dad and can be considered the normal one as Matt slips into an age of darkness. All I know that if he ends up dying “The True Story Of What Matt Hardy Did The Day He Died” is going to be disgustingly epic.

  32. Faces of Solie
    August 25, 2011 at 6:43 am

    I’d make the comment that Matt Hardy may pull a Benoit but I somehow doubt that he owns any workout equipment.

  33. Rob
    August 25, 2011 at 8:44 am

    Have you read AJ’s Matt Hardy Headlines? Surprisingly he didn’t rip on Hardy.

    • August 25, 2011 at 10:02 am

      What? His attempt to take all the sympathy people should be feeling towards Matt and twisting it so people feel sympathy for him instead for his epiphany of him ripping Matt and now being apologetic about it? It’s well written no doubt, but I will keep any and all negative thoughts (and trust me I have a few) to myself since this stupid “beef” has dragged out far too long since you fuckers keep insisting on bringing up his name (and him still holding a grudge) when I’m clearly trying to do my own shit and move away from that bullshit. Fuck!!!

      For the record, I made that Kill Matt Hardy videogame on the same day he first started ripping Matt and if you read the comments on those old ass SEW posts (if there not erased by now like all my other comments) you would see that I was going to write a Hardy blog until I saw his and decided not to do it since he already had it covered and I didn’t want to write about the same subject. So now that he didn’t rip on Matt, has the Matt Hardy dissing torch been unofficially passed to me?

      • Adam
        August 25, 2011 at 11:01 am

        And you wonder why people don’t like you.

        • August 25, 2011 at 11:04 am

          I really don’t give a fuck if people like me or not. Haters can all suck my dick as far as I’m concerned so blow me [||]Pause.

          • Capt. Smooth
            August 25, 2011 at 6:49 pm

            J, just make sure that the haters don’t form a pattern. I used to go to school with a guy and he would always talk about EVERYBODY in class, on the street, or in his family hated him. Soon, he realized it was a pattern and that he was the problem. The guy swore to turn over a new leaf, but before he could make amends with those people, some kids from the street jumped him and now he will never walk again. Not saying you are the problem, cause you’re not. Just be careful.

  34. August 25, 2011 at 7:15 pm

    Capt. Smooth :
    J, just make sure that the haters don’t form a pattern. I used to go to school with a guy and he would always talk about EVERYBODY in class, on the street, or in his family hated him. Soon, he realized it was a pattern and that he was the problem. The guy swore to turn over a new leaf, but before he could make amends with those people, some kids from the street jumped him and now he will never walk again. Not saying you are the problem, cause you’re not. Just be careful.

    What’s the moral of the story? JCITY is going to get jumped by anonymous internet users?

    • August 25, 2011 at 7:19 pm

      *dies*

    • Capt. Smooth
      August 25, 2011 at 7:20 pm

      It’s just that anybody can say “Fuck anybody who is a hater!”, even people who are wrong. J’s not, but plenty of people who are wrong have that same attitude and before they can make amends, it can be too late.

      • August 25, 2011 at 7:26 pm

        Well I seriously can give a fuck less if people don’t like me. I don’t do this so everyone can love me like other writers do. I don’t entice people to hate me either, but if people are going to be negative to me then I will return the sentiment and if I can kill them all, I would.

        • Capt. Smooth
          August 25, 2011 at 7:28 pm

          “The Living Years” by Mike and The Mechanics. Listen to it on youtube.

        • Raymond
          August 25, 2011 at 10:41 pm

          I think you have mental problems, man.

          • August 26, 2011 at 5:28 am

            How the fuck you figure that?

            • Capt. Smooth
              August 26, 2011 at 5:52 am

              Yeah, to paraphrase Shaman, “I’m the only guy on here that isn’t insane.”

  35. Capt. Smooth
    August 25, 2011 at 7:24 pm

    THE INFAMOUS JCITY™ :
    That’s what R-Truth says when people say WHAT?

    I know that. He doesn’t want people saying “What?”, so how about “Huh?”?

  36. Stephen
    August 26, 2011 at 10:26 am

    I agree with Raymond. JCITY is insane and I’m almost convinced he’s Matt Hardy or should I say MATTHEW.

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