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#NowPlaying ~ Exposed! Pro Wrestling’s Greatest Secrets

#NowPlaying ~ Exposed! Pro Wrestling’s Greatest Secrets

Words written by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

I’ve said this before it was all trendy and people started writing columns about this topic and I’ll fucking say it again, people who try to discredit wrestling as some fake ass bullshit just need to shut the fuck up and eat a dick. Every fucking thing on TV is fake, scripted and/or regulated. News, regulated. Sports, fixed. Reality TV, scripted. So on and so forth. To me, a better word to use other than fake when it comes to describe wrestling is choreographed. Sure spots are called and people know the outcome of the matches before hand, but that doesn’t make wrestling any less intriguing. The matches might be predetermined, but the risks of injuries are fucking REAL. I don’t like wrestlers because they parade around pretending to be something they are not. No motherfucker, I appreciate the sacrifices they make to be on the fucking road most of the year. To be away from friends and family to entertain a bunch of people they don’t fucking know is admirable. To put their bodies through all the training and bumps they take, knowing goddamn fucking well that they can end up paralyzed at any giving time takes heart and dedication and I can appreciate that shit. There is not one motherfucking actor in Hollywood right now that will dedicate himself to his craft the way a wrestler does. Wrestling has no off seasons either, so in my eyes, they are tougher and more conditioned than any athlete that plays with balls for a living. Not only do they have to be physical, but they also have to memorize scripts and all that good shit, so yea, wrestlers are some of the hardest working people (in showbiz) on and off television. To discredit wrestling by saying it’s fake just makes you a hypocrite, especially if you enjoy any other form of scripted entertainment and that includes any and all television shows, movies, music, shiiiiiiiiit, even porn is fucking fake and lacks the true emotion portrayed on film, so yea, just shut the fuck up with that hating ass bullshit.

Anyways, I’m sure we all know wrestling is a scripted sport and if you didn’t know that and are just learning this now then I hate to tell you that Santa Clause isn’t real either. With that out if the way, I have come across a special that was filmed for NBC a few years back that exposes the wrestling industry. These videos take a look at every aspect of professional wrestling and gives you all the secrets it takes to pull of all the incredible matches we have witnessed over the years and the grand spectacle that is professional wrestling as a whole. Enjoy… or go fuck yourself, the choice is yours. 

 

 

 

 

 

*Fades2Black*

  1. August 25, 2011 at 7:54 am

    I will watch all those when i get back, i’m about to head out now!

  2. Ana_ZackPack
    August 25, 2011 at 8:47 am

    Its still real for me DAMN IT.

  3. August 25, 2011 at 9:59 am

    LOL!! I watched this same show this week on the BIO channel. It’s really old (1998) but it had some interesting shit. I wonder if any of those guys were from the WWF or WCW or ECW. I really hated that narrator. He sounded like a jerk and he pissed me off when he said, “All those signs you see were given to the fans by the bookers. What…you didn’t really think they brought them from home did you?” That stupid asshole…maybe they did that shit at WCW but I’ve been to six WWE shows and I never see Brian Gewirtz or Kevin Dunn in the arena handing out signs. They TAKE signs more than they GIVE signs. That was the only part that bothered me. The stuff about how they properly perform the moves were really cool.

    I knew that table shit was fake. This is what happens when you try to break a REAL table.

    • August 25, 2011 at 10:14 am

      I read that the guy who played the booker was Harley Race, but I have a hard time believing that he would give away secrets like this.

  4. August 25, 2011 at 10:02 am

    Oh and this was on the BIO Channel right after an Andre The Giant bio…damn I regret not being able to see that. I saw the last one minute and it looked cool. It’s probably on YouTube somewhere.

    • August 25, 2011 at 10:16 am

      Yup, lol. My boy DVR’d this shit and had me watch it since he knew I like wrestling and was trying to bust my balls with it. [||]PAUSE.

      • August 25, 2011 at 10:32 am

        When I was younger, I always wondered how the wrestlers were able to bleed. I kept assuming there was a blood packet or something. I forget when and how I learned about blading (probably this show because this show is 13 years old) but I was shocked when I learned the truth.

        Speaking of revealing the truth, “The Wrestler” and “Beyond The Mat” are GREAT films about the stuff we are not supposed to see and know about.

        Also about the blood stuff, in Chris Jericho’s first book, Jericho said after a match at an indy show or something (pre WWE and pre WCW too I think) in which he bled like a pig, some redneck was telling his friends that the blood wasn’t real and he put his fingers in the pool of blood near the ring, licked his fingers, and said, “Yep that’s the fake stuff.”

        • August 25, 2011 at 11:08 am

          I love “The Wrestler” [||]Pause. Beside Marissa Tomei’s nice little titties being on display, that movie was just pure awesomeness. As for the Chris Jericho stuff, LMMFAO. I hope that guy read the book and became disgusted at the thought of real blood in his mouth. My dad used to tell me it was ketchup or blood capsules so when I found out about blading it just made it more badass in my eyes.

          • Mr.Redlight
            August 25, 2011 at 12:12 pm

            Man i doubt that guy could read lol. You havent read jerichos books???

            • August 25, 2011 at 12:46 pm

              I have his first book and I have never even opened it. Ever since I started blogging reading books and magazines just doesn’t interest me anymore. I’m sure that I will get to it one day. Until then…

  5. bilbo baggins
    August 25, 2011 at 12:40 pm

    wait Santa isn’t real, NOOOOO!!!!!!!

  6. Capt. Smooth
    August 25, 2011 at 6:51 pm

    I watched this! It was pretty cool.

    • August 25, 2011 at 8:10 pm

      I thought it was interesting when the guy said most moves cause more pain and discomfort for the guy doing the move and not the guy receiving the move. I do remember reading that Hulk Hogan’s leg drops do damage to his body and Justin Gabriel always looks like he is in pain whenever he does his 450 splash.

      • Capt. Smooth
        August 25, 2011 at 8:11 pm

        RVD after the splash.

      • August 26, 2011 at 5:40 am

        The legdrop sends a shock up your spine since you always land on your ass. We all know about Hogan’s fucked up back, imagine John Cena in 20 years after all his top rope leg drops which are waaaaaay more intense than Hogan’s leg drops ever were…

        • Capt. Smooth
          August 26, 2011 at 5:54 am

          Yeah, I worry about that. He needs to quit.

  7. Stephen
    August 26, 2011 at 10:28 am

    Wrestling is just as fake as the people who watch it and come to the internet to talk about it. All of you need to get a life.

    • August 27, 2011 at 9:57 am

      Yet here you are on a site that features talk about wrestling. You’re such a queer.

      • Capt. Smooth
        August 27, 2011 at 9:58 am

        That’s an insult to gay people, J.

        • August 27, 2011 at 10:03 am

          I knew I should have just called him a fag instead. No disrespect to homosexuals of course.

          • Capt. Smooth
            August 27, 2011 at 10:04 am

            No, calling “him” a queer is an insult to gay people. Call him a poop-head.

            • August 27, 2011 at 2:53 pm

              That’s an insult to poop-heads.

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