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THE INFAMOUS Wrestling News Wire: You Know You Want To Fap To This, Brother!

THE INFAMOUS Wrestling News Wire: You Know You Want To Fap To This, Brother!

by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

If for some strange reason you have ever wanted to see Hulk Hogan’s old Viagra infused penis being put to use, Brooke Hogan sucking a dick like the true whore she was destined to be, or an all out Hogan family orgy, then this is your chance to fulfill your sick and twisted fantasies, brother. Porn Company 3rd Degree Films has released a porno titled “Official Hogan Knows Best Parody” and contrary to all the dirtsheets that claim that the movie is coming out soon, I did a bit of reasearch and found out that the movie is already available to purchase by clicking here. After the jump is the official synopsis from 3rd Degree Films and my thoughts on the news of the release of this XXX rated movie, brother. 

“In this pants-wettingly funny parody, Hulk Hogan has a lot more on his hands than just his wife and kids!

Follow the nation’s favorite wrestling hero and his super-tanned reality TV family as they heat up their Florida mansion with moves you won’t see in the ring! After downing a bucket of steroids and Viagra, the Hulkster calls a hooker to calm him down, giving new meaning to the ‘choke hold’ and ‘piledriver!’

Meanwhile Brooke catches hell for wearing a slutty shirt, which doesn’t seem to bother her boyfriend Bill, and Nick entertains Brooke’s horny friend Lexi, leaving his nerdy pal Linc to get it on with Linda!

With this sex-crazed family all living under one roof, you’ll want to make sure you’ve got a ring-side seat!”

This shit is fucking uber hilarious. After I finally get around to watching “Backdoor To Chyna” and unload about a quarter gallon of semen due to fapping writing that review I promised to do so many moons ago, I will definitely check this shit out and let you guys know what I think. I can seriously envision Hulk Hogan downing a bucket full of steroids and Viagra, so this might be the first porn I watch that I will look at as a straight up comedy movie instead of the erotic masterpiece I’m sure it was meant to be. I don’t think I would be able to fap to the image of Hulk Hogan “piledriving” a hooker, but it sure as hell beats seeing him getting it on with Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake, brother.

Now, I definitely wouldn’t mind fapping it to Brooke though. Contrary to what some faggots in the IWC have said in the past, Brooke is not a bad looking woman and I wouldn’t mind giving her a ride on the baloney pony, if you know what I mean. I can care less about Nick since I’m not gay and he hasn’t giving the world anything to talk about other than almost killing his best friend and turning him into a vegetable, but that’s another post for another day. I don’t know about y’all, but seeing Linda get plowed by Nick’s nerdy pal sounds like the most hilarious shit ever in life. Not only do I want to see this debauchery unfold right before my very eyes, but I hope that Hulk Hogan ends up watching it too. Maybe somebody can record his reaction on YouTube or something. Now that would be fucking hilarious, brother.

So what you gonna do, when Hulk Hogan’s penis makes a porn viewer out of you?!? [||]Pause.

*Fades2Black*

  1. The Ultimate Warrior
    August 25, 2011 at 12:42 pm

    Fuck Hulk Hogan. Here’s the movie for free download:

    http://adultbay.org/official-hogan-knows-best-parody/

  2. August 25, 2011 at 12:49 pm

    I do not condone the distribution of illegal material on my site so please refrain from spamming your dirty porn links. Thanks.

  3. John
    August 25, 2011 at 4:11 pm
  4. John
    August 25, 2011 at 4:12 pm

    my last name is Canton, just forgot to write it in.

    • August 25, 2011 at 4:47 pm

      I’m 99.9999% positive that you are not John Canton so get the fuck outta here with that bullshit. I’ve already banned someone for constantly impersonating others, using my name to defame me and linking to gay porn sites. Do it again and you’re fucking banned. Don’t be a fucking retard.

  5. Capt. Smooth
    August 25, 2011 at 6:53 pm

    Hogan Knows Breast?

  6. Capt. Smooth
    August 25, 2011 at 6:53 pm

    Hogan Blows Best?

  7. XRay Mind
    August 25, 2011 at 9:33 pm

    I’m really just surpised it took someone this long make this movie. I agree with J-pure fucking comedy.

    • August 26, 2011 at 5:33 am

      They should make a Thunder in Paradise porn or at least hire Melina to make a living doing what she would normally do for free anyways, lol.

      • Capt. Smooth
        August 26, 2011 at 5:56 am

        I’m still waiting for “007 Inches: The Adventures of James Bondage”.

        Anybody else hear about the supposed porn based off Ninja Turtles?

        • August 27, 2011 at 10:01 am

          Nice… I dont know how a Ninja Turtles Porn would work. Maybe call it “The Secret Of The Ooze”…

          • Capt. Smooth
            August 27, 2011 at 10:03 am

            Now you know why they call him Splinter.

            • Capt. Smooth
              August 27, 2011 at 10:03 am

              Nice “ooze” joke!

            • August 27, 2011 at 10:05 am

              Master Sphincter?

              • Capt. Smooth
                August 27, 2011 at 10:07 am

                HAHAHAHAHA!!! Donna Tello as a drag queen?

                • August 27, 2011 at 10:11 am

                  Lol. Michelangelo loves eating (pizza) pie so I assume his scene would include a lot of cunnilingus.

                  • Capt. Smooth
                    August 27, 2011 at 10:14 am

                    LeoNARDo, Casey Bones, Shred Her, Fist Clan

  8. Stephen
    August 26, 2011 at 10:28 am

    What wouldn’t you masturbate to? You disgust me.

    • August 27, 2011 at 9:56 am

      The repulsive image of your mother naked would be my guess…

      • Capt. Smooth
        August 27, 2011 at 9:57 am

        I would say something, but…

        • August 27, 2011 at 10:03 am

          You already fapped to her didn’t you? lol

          • Capt. Smooth
            August 27, 2011 at 10:05 am

            No, never seen her.

            • August 27, 2011 at 10:12 am

              That’s good for your eyesight I guess, lol.

              • Capt. Smooth
                August 27, 2011 at 10:15 am

                just wrong

                • August 27, 2011 at 10:17 am

                  He’s been trolling me for far to long and for the most part I’ve been nice about it. No more though.

                  • Capt. Smooth
                    August 27, 2011 at 10:18 am

                    The demon comes out.

  9. Rob
    August 26, 2011 at 11:04 am

    Thanks for the link “Warrior”.

  10. August 27, 2011 at 2:18 pm

    *Booker T voice* MY GOODNESS!

  11. October 14, 2011 at 10:16 pm

    Free knowledge like this doesn’t just help, it promote deorcmacy. Thank you.

  12. October 15, 2011 at 11:28 am

    B0PQdD kgeshnpmgagk

  13. October 17, 2011 at 1:16 pm

    BwR9Ep zreubodchroh

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