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THE INFAMOUS Wrestling News Wire: A Suicidal Wrestler’s P.O.V: Matt Hardy’s Unauthorized Suicide Letter

THE INFAMOUS Wrestling News Wire: A Suicidal Wrestler’s P.O.V: Matt Hardy’s Unauthorized Suicide Letter

by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

Recently, Matt Hardy uploaded what many people would consider a suicide note on his Youtube account. He has since went on record and has claimed that the video was meant to kill off the “new” Matt Hardy and usher in the era of the “old” Matt Hardy we once knew and loved. The problem with all of that is that I could clearly see through Matt’s bullshit. This was yet another lame attempt to get attention for all the wrong reasons. At this point Matt Hardy’s legacy is tarnished beyond repair. I think I would have respected him more if he actually went ahead and killed himself, but no, he pussied out just like I knew he would. I can go on and on about what I think about Matt Hardy’s antics in a vain attempt to serve my own ego, but I refuse to stoop to other hypocritical rip off/con-artists writers level of bullshit and fuckery when it comes to Matt Hardy coverage. So I thought it would be a good idea to resurrect my P.O.V structured column and get into the mind of Matt Hardy and see if I can figure out what the hell is going on in his head when he does the stupid shit that he does.

[Editors Note: A _____’s P.O.V is an experimental writing style from the warped mind of  THE INFAMOUS JCITY™ where he puts himself in somebody else’s shoes and writes from their perspective. JCITY™  is known for his controversial style so it will be a breath of fresh air to see him leave his comfort zone as he invades the consciousness of others to present to you their mind frame through his eyes. In this edition, JCITY™  will delve into the mind of Matt Hardy as he writes the suicide note he should have written if he wasn’t such a big gapping pussyhole and actually had the balls to kill himself. Enjoy.]

Dear friends, family and fans,

I don’t know where to start, but I feel that my own personal demons have eaten away at my soul for some time now and I can no longer take it. Lately I have felt so empty, lost, depressed, alone and shameful for all the things I have done lately. Sometimes I feel like I have nobody to talk to about my problems because I feel that nobody would be able to understand me. I’m starting to feel like a burden to others and deep down inside I feel like I can no longer carry the weight of the world on my shoulders. Some might say that I had everything going for me and that I fucked it up, but until they walk a mile in my shoes then they will never know all the pain I have subjected myself to. Physical and emotional pain that I have become numb to. Most of you might think that everything I have done lately has been to get unwarranted attention, but I’m being honest with you when I say that is not the case. I lash out and say and do outlandish things because I have become so fucking numb that I would like to feel again, even if that feeling is the very pain I have become numb to.

Some of you might say that I need help and maybe your right. The thing is, I don’t know where to begin looking for help. I have been offered rehab, but I feel that my issues go far beyond and above substance abuse that I refused to get that kinda help because I feel that the type of help I need goes deeper than rehab. Maybe I need to be locked away from society in a white padded room, but then again all that would do is isolate me from all the people who love me and I can honestly say that the problem is not them, it’s me. I don’t think any of you can understand me, so I will try my best to explain my current frame of mind. A mind that no longer wants to be associated with this cruel world that will not hesitate to chew you up and spit you out. A mind that thinks that maybe it’s better for me to end it all then spend another second being judged and ridiculed by people who do not know me, so if you would like to know what drove me to this point then please read further. It will be the last thing I ever ask of you. I promise.

When me and Jeff first embarked on our WWE journey, it was with the intentions of being the best tag team in wrestling history. We knew we were the most talented guys on the roster, but management didn’t believe in us. For years we were under-utilized and force to job out to less deserving talents. As people came and went, we always remained loyal to the company, yet they showed no faith in us and I can’t speak for my brother, but that seriously damaged my ego and hurt my pride. I didn’t leave behind my life to become a certified jobber, I had dreams of superstardom and as time passed I became more and more frustrated in the direction of not only mine, but my brother’s career as well. As the 90s were coming to an end, I begged Vince McMahon to use us in a way that we could be able to gain a little notoriety. I was sick of losing week in and week out so I pitched a tag team revolution. After months of consideration Vince finally caved in and the rest is history. Me and my brother, along with the likes of Edge and Christian and The Dudley Boyz took tag team wrestling to heights never before imagined and we were finally getting the praise and adoration I felt that we have deserved for years.

As me and my brother became more famous, we felt that we had to put our bodies through hell to give the people what they wanted to see. After watching a Hardy Boyz match there is no way in hell that anyone would have any doubt on who was the best tag team in the world. ‘Till this day I am so proud of everything me and my brother accomplished during that era. As we made more money, Jeff starting dabbling in narcotics. Contrary to popular belief, he didn’t use drugs recreationally, not at first at least. He started using to ease the physical pain due to all the crazy shit he would do in our matches. I will never forget the first time he was let go and how heartbroken I was knowing that I would have to go at it by myself, but this was my opportunity to become bigger than the Hardy Boyz ever were. You see, when I first became interested in wrestling, it was always my intention to become a World Champion, so as I saw Jeff come back and become a bigger star then me it really shocked me considering his heat with management, due to his drug use. He had been released twice and both times he was welcomed back with open arms and pushed to the top. I never understood that.

I was always clean, never had backstage heat and was extremely loyal to the company, but yet Jeff was the one that went on to become WWE and World Heavyweight Champion. The fuck? What about me? What about Matt Hardy? Wasn’t I the better overall worker? Wasn’t I the one with the dream to pursue this wrestling shit to begin with? Wasn’t I the one to pitch the tag team revolution? Without me there would be no Jeff Hardy so I was confused as to why he would get all the opportunities at superstardom and I would linger around the midcard scene. This ate away at me for years, but I never let anyone know how much I resented my brother. While everyone congratulated him for his achievements, I would stand there and smile like a loving brother would, when in reality I just wanted to strangle Jeff and take his all of the adoration he was being shown for myself. I was the good Hardy brother, and Jeff was the fuck up. I still don’t understand why he was being rewarded for his bad behavior while I was treated like a red-headed stepchild when I did everything by the book, but at the end of the day that’s my brother and I love him so fuck it. It is what it is. There is another aspect of my career that has scarred me more than my mistreatment at the hands of my employer though, and that was my personal relationship with Lita.

I loved Lita with every fiber in my body. Sometimes I feel that I still love her and would welcome her back with open arms if the opportunity ever came about. Lita was my first true love and we were inseparable. I always thought that me and her would be together forever and live happily ever after. Before everything went downhill, I was preparing to ask Lita for her hand in marriage, so when the news broke of her infidelity, I was crushed beyond belief. It felt like someone ripped my heart out of my chest, stomped on it a few times, shot it with a cannon, ran it over with a car and then put it back in my chest, just to repeat the process over and over and over again. I had no idea that Lita was that kind of woman. I felt betrayed. Not only did I lose a lover, but I lost my best friend as well. I should have listened to Snoop Dogg when he said that bitches ain’t shit, but I was blinded by love.

Besides Lita’s betrayal, I was deeply hurt when I found out that she had slept with Edge. Out of all the people in the world to fuck around with, the bitch just had to fuck with Edge!!! I considered Edge to be like a brother to me. We, along with our respective tag team partners helped revolutionize the tag team division. We traveled the world together, we shared personal secrets with each other and we developed a strong bond as a result, so for Edge to screw me over like that was another heartbreak on top of a heartbreak. To make matters even worse, I was let go by the WWE. My world was coming to an end and I had no one to turn to. I seriously contemplated suicide, but the love and support from all the fans helped me cope. When fans petitioned for me to be rehired I felt that I wasn’t alone and I promised myself that if I was rehired that I would never let them down.

After a few months, WWE offered me my job back, but I was to not have any physical altercations with Edge other than our work in the ring. I swallowed my pride and agreed and just like that I was back. Me and Edge went on to have one hell of a feud. It was very hard to be around Lita, especially since she was looking extremely sexy in her new revealing outfits. Anyways, I was promised that this feud would elevate me and Edge to the next level, but Edge was the one who ended up getting pushed while I was once again doomed to live the life of a midcarder. At this point, I was ready to quit, but being around Lita gave me hope that maybe one day we could let bygones be bygones and get back together. When she ended up retiring from wrestling I was truly devastated. I thought that maybe we could still be friends afterwards, but she had changed her number. My love was forever lost and I started to mentally distance myself from others in fear of being hurt again.

After Jeff left the WWE, this time on his own terms, I was stuck in a place with no one to trust. Vince didn’t want me to leave, so he promised me my own World Championship opportunity in the near future. What I didn’t know was that he just wanted to keep me from jumping ship and reuniting the Hardy Boyz in another company. After months of no World Championship opportunity, I started to become frustrated with my employer. The good-hearted Matt Hardy was getting nowhere fast. If they wanted another Jeff Hardy, I was going to give them another Jeff Hardy.

This is where I decided to slip into the dark world of prescribed narcotics. First I started off with the basics like Soma and Percocets, but then I moved on to Volumes. Nobody noticed the change in me. Nobody noticed me at all. It was like I was an invisible member of the Smackdown roster. At this point in time me and Jeff were having conversations on the phone and he would tell me how much more relaxed the atmosphere was over at TNA Wrestling and that I should try to get out of my WWE contact so I could be closer to the people who truly loved me. After giving it much thought and consideration, I decided that I needed a change of scenery so I asked for my release and was told that they couldn’t give it to me. More opportunities were promised to me, but I didn’t trust it like I had in the past. After a mediocre midcard run used to bury me and push Drew McIntyre, I have had more than enough and started to sabotage my WWE career.

If they wouldn’t willingly release me from my contract, I was going to make it impossible for them to want to keep me around. I kicked the prescription drugs and started dabbling in illicit narcotics. I started using YouTube and Twitter to talk trash about the WWE and express my interest in being let go. After months of internet buffoonery, I got my wish and was let go from my contract. I immediately signed to TNA Wrestling, but had to wait 90 days in order to debut. In those 90 days, I became more and more dependent on drugs and alcohol. After I debuted in TNA I thought everything was going to change. I expected to one day become their World Champion and show WWE the error of their ways, but after Jeff’s “Victory Road” performance, I was barely ever used. Sad and confused I started using more and more substances in order to cope with my disappointment in what my life has become. I was losing fans at an alarming rate and in a desperate attempt to get them back, I would try to make them feel sorry for me. It’s fair to say that my tactics have backfired on me and now I am a wreck with no control over my life.

When I first fell in love with wrestling I would have never imagined all the pain and heartache that would come along with it. All I ever wanted was to become a World Champion and find love along the way, but that wasn’t the case. I don’t think I can live like this any longer so I would like to thank everyone that has ever been there for me, cheered for me and followed my career. I would like to thank my brother Jeff for being one of the few people I could trust, even if the little fucker took all the fame that was supposed to be mine for himself. I would like to thank Lita for making me the man I am today. No longer trusting, caring or loving, but a broken down shell of a man. Thanks alot bitch. I would also like to thank all the fans that turned their backs on me instead of showing me the love and adoration I so desperately needed in these tough times. Thank you all for nothing. I hope that when I die, I will be free from all the pain all you motherfuckers have brought into my life and that you all feel some type of guilt as a result. I will no longer be the punchline in anyones stupid ass jokes. I will no longer be ridiculed or judged. I will find the liberation I need. Goodbye cruel world. Goodbye forever…

Sincerely Yours,

Matt Hardy

__________

Suicide is 100% preventable so if you feel like you’re at the end of your proverbial rope then speak the fuck up and be heard. Nobody can help you if they don’t know what the problem is so don’t be scared to reach out to those you love. If you feel like they wouldn’t be able to understand you then call 1-800-273-TALK(8255) or visit suicidepreventionlifeline.org. Someone is always there for you even when you feel that everyone has abandoned you, so don’t you ever give up hope. Life can be hard at times, but it does get better. Don’t take the cowards way out, get the help you need and kick life’s obstacles in the balls.

*Fades2Black*

  1. August 31, 2011 at 5:22 pm

    Matt sures goes all out. Posting pictures in his suicide note is quite impressive.

    • August 31, 2011 at 8:04 pm

      Might as well make your last impression your best impression. RIP Matt Hardy. I will so repost this when he (actually) dies…

  2. August 31, 2011 at 5:26 pm

    Whoa…I wasn’t expecting that anti-suicide message at the end. This stuff was very serious and people wouldn’t be pissed off at Matt if he wrote something like that.

  3. Dave
    August 31, 2011 at 7:11 pm

    I had started to read it and feel that it was really Matt Hardy writing that note. Good job J. But I am gonna say this since I hate Hardy. Both of them to be honest. I don’t give two fucks and a shit about Matt (I crave attention because I’m a piece) Hardy! I think he’s junk! He’s been junk for awhile and he’s gonna die junk I just hope its sooner rather than later. Fuck Matt Hardy

    • August 31, 2011 at 8:08 pm

      I tried my best to put myself in his shoes. I have no idea what goes on in his personal life, but I do know everything he’s been through in wrestling and some of the heartbreak and resentment he might still carry till this day maybe manifested into what we are seeing now. It’s all speculation on my part, but this is what a proper Matt Hardy suicide letter would look like.

      • Dave
        August 31, 2011 at 9:01 pm

        And you did a great job of putting yourself in his shoes. (If he thought like a person) That fuck probably saw nothing wrong with what he did. He making excuses as if it was everybody else’s fault for thinking it was a suicide. I was only hoping for one. Fuck Matt Hardy!!!!

        • August 31, 2011 at 10:24 pm

          Thanks. If I ever pull a Matt Hardy I hope people don’t blame it on the drugs… oh wait…

  4. Capt. Smooth
    August 31, 2011 at 7:44 pm

    For his sake, I do hope he can recover from this.

    • August 31, 2011 at 8:10 pm

      I so thought I was done with the Matt Hardy coverage. Now that the “new” Matt Hardy is dead, wouldn’t the “old” Matt Hardy revert back to his old ways? This is confusing as all hell.

  5. Capt. Smooth
    August 31, 2011 at 8:12 pm

    I know this is odd, but what if youtube were around when other wrestlers that have killed themselves were slowly losing it?

    • August 31, 2011 at 8:24 pm

      That would have been entertaining as all hell and maybe just maybe somebody’s life could have been saved with a little intervention, but the thing is that most wrestlers that have killed themselves have done so accidently by overdosing on prescribed medication.

      • Capt. Smooth
        August 31, 2011 at 8:28 pm

        I was meaning suicide.

        • August 31, 2011 at 10:25 pm

          Who committed suicide other than Chris Benoit?

          • Capt. Smooth
            September 1, 2011 at 5:41 am

            Texas Tornado

            Kanyon(I know youtube was around by then, but imagine the odd posts.)

            That’s all I can remember.

            • September 1, 2011 at 4:44 pm

              I think that might be all since everyone else just accidently took one to many pills.

              • Capt. Smooth
                September 1, 2011 at 6:47 pm

                Or the wrong combo.

                • September 2, 2011 at 5:35 pm

                  Vodka seems to be the key that triggers the death effects with the pills it seems…

  6. Capt. Smooth
    August 31, 2011 at 8:14 pm

    In other news, Morrison dumped Melina, or so I’ve heard.

    Ziggler is having his neck checked out.

    And Kaitlyn is as yummy as ever.

    • August 31, 2011 at 8:32 pm

      I doubt Morrison dumped Melina and if he did then it’s a few years too late. I would have dumped that bitch as soon as I learned of her infidelity.

      If Ziggler needs to go away for a bit due to injury then I hope he gets repackaged when he comes back. Hopefully as a face. I believe he can be a big star. He has the in-ring skills no doubt, but his character needs a tweek or two.

      Kaitlyn is still in the WWE?

      • Capt. Smooth
        August 31, 2011 at 8:33 pm

        Ziggler as a face has potential.

        • August 31, 2011 at 8:40 pm

          Ziggler as a heel has potential too, but he needs to dump Vicky because the casual fans aren’t taking him as serious as he would like to be taken.

          • August 31, 2011 at 8:51 pm

            Morrison finally dumped Melina? Good for him, but like CITY said, a few years too late. Maybe Mr. Ryder will make his move now…but on which one?

            And I hope nothing too wrong with Ziggler, I was starting to become a big fan of his, especially after his match with Orton.

            • Capt. Smooth
              August 31, 2011 at 8:53 pm

              They need to let Morrison take more time off. You can still see him holding his neck in pain during matches. I doubt it’s selling on his part, because he’s always holding the same place.

          • Capt. Smooth
            August 31, 2011 at 8:51 pm

            Best smirk in the business!

            • August 31, 2011 at 8:52 pm

              Thank you, but I don’t know if I would really consider myself “in the business.”

              • Capt. Smooth
                August 31, 2011 at 8:54 pm

                Ziggler…lol.

                • August 31, 2011 at 8:56 pm

                  I AM DOLPH ZIGGLER!

                  • August 31, 2011 at 9:57 pm

                    “Hi…I’m Dolph Ziggler”…remember when that was the only thing he would say? Lol…he has changed so much since then,

                    • August 31, 2011 at 10:27 pm

                      That version of Ziggler was gay as fuck with his little choker neck thingy.

  7. August 31, 2011 at 8:55 pm

    I bet Morrison caught Melina having sex with Batista again. Honestly, when I was at their house for 20 minutes for their interview, I couldn’t believe Melina’s level of sluttery. I don’t know how John lasted so long.

  8. August 31, 2011 at 9:01 pm

    Capt. Smooth :
    They need to let Morrison take more time off. You can still see him holding his neck in pain during matches. I doubt it’s selling on his part, because he’s always holding the same place.

    Yeah he’s still hurt, but I understand that he wants to get back and put on great matches to protect his job, especially when a lot of the guys high up don’t like him. He needs some time off and he needs to reinvent himself too, he needs a new entrance too.

    • August 31, 2011 at 10:29 pm

      I read that they brought him back at like 80%.

      • Capt. Smooth
        September 1, 2011 at 5:45 am

        Maybe, that’s why he hasn’t been on much lately.

        • September 1, 2011 at 4:45 pm

          I think he’ll be featured less with RAW now featuring Smackdown wrestlers.

          • Capt. Smooth
            September 1, 2011 at 6:49 pm

            He will be on Superstars this week.

  9. August 31, 2011 at 9:05 pm

    Back to talking about Matt Hardy before he threatens to kill himself again…..

    • August 31, 2011 at 10:29 pm

      Ha. I bet he would feel that way if he read the comments that have nothing to do with him.

  10. Alan
    August 31, 2011 at 9:30 pm

    He should go to rehab or something dude! If he’s a celebrity, he could be on that show with Dr. Drew!! ahaha.

    • August 31, 2011 at 10:30 pm

      I said that exact same thing in a comment section somewhere, lol. I would watch for sure.

      • Capt. Smooth
        September 1, 2011 at 5:46 am

        Great idea!

        • September 2, 2011 at 5:36 pm

          Jeff should go too, but it seems that fatherhood has him on the right track now so that’s good to hear.

  11. August 31, 2011 at 10:05 pm

    Shaman’s Harvest :
    Back to talking about Matt Hardy before he threatens to kill himself again…..

    Hey Shaman, have you heard of a former Maple Leafs player named Wade Belak? He died.

  12. raymond
    August 31, 2011 at 10:17 pm

    What I think is funny is that you are STILL talking shit on Andrew Johnson even though you say you’ve moved on and he has NEVER mentioned you. Guess you’re not worth mentioning.

    • August 31, 2011 at 10:19 pm

      When the hell did I ever mention Andrew Johnson? I’ll wait… Oh yea, I didn’t so shut your bitch ass up. And he did try to call me out once and I made him look stupid, that’s how everything began so don’t speak on what you don’t know about, dumbass. And if I feel like dissing him or any other writer in the IWC in every single post I ever write from here on in then I can fucking do that. What the fuck are you gonna do about it other than just sit there and cry like a bitch about it?

      • raymond
        August 31, 2011 at 10:47 pm

        Ha ha you’re pathetic.

      • August 31, 2011 at 11:10 pm

        Can the Andrew Johnson Fanboy Club please stay off this site? Go to his blog that no one reads, his own, not TJR and comment there. It could be his first hit all month.

        Raymond I’m not trying to start a fight but enough of people always talking about how great AJ is and how crappy JCITY is on JCITY’s blog. He started a blog and made it popular on his own. AJ couldn’t cut it by himself so he used his “buddy” John Canton’s sucess to get readers for all his hate columns, and they are hate columns becuase he’s never said anything good about one WWE Superstar.

        Like I said, no problem with TJR, I don’t go to the site everyday becuase I don’t like it, but enough AJ talk. JCITY never mentioned him so lay off.

    • Dave
      August 31, 2011 at 11:09 pm

      Do me a favor pussy. Get off Andrew Johnson’s dick!!!

      • August 31, 2011 at 11:20 pm

        The only person that has ever obsessed over me and AJ’s issues was LT so Raymond = LT? also known as The Fart on TJR? Or Raymond = AJ? I don’t know and I don’t care. If he doesn’t like what I write then he can fuck off for all I care. No matter what I write about there’s always some fucker talking about AJ. Fuck AJ and fuck Raymond and whoever else wants to keep bringing up AJ. The stupid motherfucker has nothing to do with the topic at hand. FUCK!!!!!!!!!

        What Dave said.

        • August 31, 2011 at 11:30 pm

          Not what Shaman said!!!!!!!???? Uhhh time to get a YouTube account, ShamansHarvestBrand.

          And I always wondered…how do you put the line through words to cross them out?

          • Dave
            September 1, 2011 at 12:14 am

            Ive always wondered that myself. I think J liked it cause it was short sweet and to the point. I’m tired of those dick sniffing bitches from AJs fanclub talking mad shit when all J does is comment what he feels and unlike AJ he’s not getting off trying to insult people for disagreeing with his not so funny jokes.

          • September 1, 2011 at 1:59 am

            I can edit my comments and it has a button I can use to cross things out when I highlight the text.

            I still don’t see where I mentioned AJ, maybe he thought that where I mentioned that I wont stoop to other writers level when writing about Matt Hardy, but every site I’ve read from Sescoops, Cagesiteseats, Bleacher Report and various forums are anti Hardy calling him all types of idiots and morons and judging him for what he’s done. When I talk about IWC writers I mean the IWC as a whole, but some fuckers only read TJR and automatically assume I’m talking about AJ. Or maybe he knows deep down inside that his precious little Andrew really is a rip off/con artist. Like I said, I didn’t mention any names so that’s his assumption.

            I swear that fucker “Raymond” is just trying to make me diss TJR in the comments so he can run to the writers and show them what I said like some high school girl that just got her period for the first time. I don’t see why he has to go through all of that though since I’m not afraid to confront anybody about anything. He’s just being a certified fag, no homo.

            • Capt. Smooth
              September 1, 2011 at 5:49 am

              I guess everybody doesn’t love Raymond?

  13. August 31, 2011 at 10:56 pm

    Tony Kegger :

    Shaman’s Harvest :
    Back to talking about Matt Hardy before he threatens to kill himself again…..

    Hey Shaman, have you heard of a former Maple Leafs player named Wade Belak? He died.

    Oh shit. Yeah Wade Belak was like the Zack Ryder of the leafs. Back in 2006 (I think his last season with the Leafs) he had a mini weeky show on leafs tv called Wade A Minute where he answered hockey questions and all that stuff. He wasn’t a great player but he was one of the best fighters in the teams history. That sucks, 35 is too young. RIP.

    • September 1, 2011 at 12:56 am

      Wade A Minute…sounds like a show Booker T should host.

      • September 1, 2011 at 2:46 am

        Booker T should host cops or something.

        • Capt. Smooth
          September 1, 2011 at 5:50 am

          Booker T needs a Punked style show.

          • September 1, 2011 at 4:42 pm

            As long as there is a blooper reel where he calls a bunch of white people niggaz then yes I approve.

            • Capt. Smooth
              September 1, 2011 at 6:56 pm

              lol

  14. Capt. Smooth
    September 1, 2011 at 5:43 am

    THE INFAMOUS JCITY™ :
    That version of Ziggler was gay as fuck with his little choker neck thingy.

    I loved how random it was. I used to go up to people at work and do it.

  15. Capt. Smooth
    September 1, 2011 at 5:51 am

    J, just noticed you’ll probably be reaching 100,000 views today or early tomorrow.

  16. Johnboy
    September 1, 2011 at 12:36 pm

    What do you guys think is going on with Daniel Bryan at the moment? I think he’s going heel soon.

    • September 1, 2011 at 2:32 pm

      He won’t turn heel…I hope not. I’m running out of faces I like.

    • September 1, 2011 at 3:59 pm

      Turn Daniel Bryan heel and turn the Miz face. “D-Bry” is kinda dull, they should have the losing streak continue leading to the heel turn. Miz should turn face becuase I can’t take an evil mutant fish faced reality star seriously.

      • September 1, 2011 at 4:37 pm

        I feel that Daniel Bryan’s heel turn will culminate with his cashing in of his Money In The Bank briefcase on a popular face, maybe by the end of the year. I actually preferred if he did turn heel soon and can only imagine what kinda superstar he would have been had he never got released after the Nexus debut.

        • Capt. Smooth
          September 1, 2011 at 6:58 pm

          He has been in every single loss. I think they’re just trying to build him up slowly.

          • Capt. Smooth
            September 2, 2011 at 5:53 am

            I have no idea what’s going on with this post. It’s been the bottom one no matter what.

            • Capt. Smooth
              September 2, 2011 at 5:54 am

              The one above my previous post.

              • September 2, 2011 at 5:54 pm

                WHAT?

                • Capt. Smooth
                  September 2, 2011 at 8:24 pm

                  Those three post just above your’s have been on the bottom no matter what anybody has posted.

  17. Ray
    September 1, 2011 at 6:08 pm

    Great piece, I was skeptical at first as it’s difficult to truly immerse oneself in another’s situation without actually having personal experience in the matter. We don’t all think or act the same because our life experiences are different. That being said, you were able to capture the feeling and mood of an actual depressed person, either thru personal experience or helping someone else thru it. It was refreshing to see you capture the seriousness of the matter as I expected buffonary, nothing personal, just some emotions are hard to capture. Basically great fucking piece! This is the reason I continue to check the site, aside from all the tongue in cheek humor, it’s obvious you have real world experience and aren’t afraid of showing real emotion. As someone who has actually gone thru similar experiences I appreciate the actual seriousness you had throughout the piece.

    • September 2, 2011 at 5:43 pm

      Thanks alot. I write just to give my creativity an outlet, becaue if I don’t I think I might just go out and kill somebody. I’m giving you all the mind of a mad man that seriously things he’s some type of genius. Sure some pieces are hits and I admit some are misses, but feedback like this makes it all worth it. For this piece i just got lost in my thoughts and actually became Matt Hardy for a bit. It was a strange type of outer-body experience. Some might think I’m full of shit when I say that, but it’s true. Glad you liked it.

      On an unrelated note, how many Ray’s and Raymond’s are up in this bitch?!? Sometimes I get confused…

  18. September 1, 2011 at 6:08 pm

    Shaman’s Harvest :
    Turn Daniel Bryan heel and turn the Miz face. “D-Bry” is kinda dull, they should have the losing streak continue leading to the heel turn. Miz should turn face becuase I can’t take an evil mutant fish faced reality star seriously.

    Yes…Turn Miz face I approve. Yeah Daniel Bryan is kinda dull but I like his in-ring wrestling. He will become similar to heel CM Punk…interesting gimmick but he will lose all of his matches. I like that Punk is face again because now he can do moves in the ring he couldn’t do before because he was a heel and he is winning a lot more matches. I know Orton as a face sucks gimmick-wise but I love how he is such a badass in the ring now. When Orton was a heel, he was a dickless pussy in the ring.

    • Johnboy
      September 1, 2011 at 6:23 pm

      They’ll continue the loosing streak for a while, maybe to the ppv after noc. Then he’ll snap and cash in on a tiered orton. He’ll say that he’s fed up of loosing when he can be champion.

      • Capt. Smooth
        September 1, 2011 at 7:02 pm

        He hasn’t been squashed. Maybe he’s being built up slowly. He’s got til WM.

        • Johnboy
          September 1, 2011 at 7:08 pm

          Coles commented on the loosing steak, Im pretty sure he’ll go heel and loose the belt before mania. They won’t have a first timer in a main event.

          • Capt. Smooth
            September 1, 2011 at 7:24 pm

            People like him though. A heel turn isn’t needed.

            • Johnboy
              September 1, 2011 at 7:37 pm

              It is needed. Bryan has no momentum and it would be a great shocker moment for him to come out and cash in.

              • Capt. Smooth
                September 1, 2011 at 7:39 pm

                Too many people will like him even if he were a heel.

                • Johnboy
                  September 1, 2011 at 7:44 pm

                  Sorry bout the double post I cuudnt see my comment. Not if me cashes in on orton, he’s not that over anyway.

                  • Capt. Smooth
                    September 1, 2011 at 7:46 pm

                    You need some sleep…lol.

                    • Johnboy
                      September 1, 2011 at 7:50 pm

                      1am and counting…. Above suspicion is keeping me up!!;/

            • Johnboy
              September 1, 2011 at 7:41 pm

              It is needed. He has lost all momentum. Plus if would be a great shocker moment if he cashed in.

              • September 2, 2011 at 5:46 pm

                Yes to the Daniel heel turn, Fuck yes to The Miz face turn, even though he is a very effective heel when he’s not being a pussy.

                • Capt. Smooth
                  September 2, 2011 at 8:20 pm

                  Really?

  19. September 1, 2011 at 7:25 pm

    I don’t really take Bryan seriously anymore. He looks retarted in this silly entrance jacket, his new music sucks, he constantly loses, he’s always burried by Cole, they can not go one week without telling us he’s a boring vegan tv-less nerd, and he barely ever gets promos to show a personality.

    They need to turn him into an aggressive ass heel who destorys you in the ring for me to accept him as a Maina main eventer.

    • September 1, 2011 at 7:50 pm

      I’m pissed they changed his song. The song he has now is a lot better than the NOC 2010 theme song but “Flight of the Valkyries” was great! I read that Daniel Bryan loved FotV too but the WWE wanted him to change his song to something more “cooler”. I liked that song…the WWE is retarded.

      • Capt. Smooth
        September 1, 2011 at 7:52 pm

        We need more random songs that wrestlers come out to.

        • September 1, 2011 at 9:31 pm

          They should bring back R-Truth’s “Little Jimmy Come Marching Home” theme song.

          Best theme song of 2011!

  20. Capt. Smooth
    September 1, 2011 at 7:51 pm

    Johnboy :
    1am and counting…. Above suspicion is keeping me up!!;/

    See if you can borrow one of HHH’s sledgehammers.

    • Johnboy
      September 1, 2011 at 7:56 pm

      Actually it’s stephanies sledge hammer.

      • Capt. Smooth
        September 1, 2011 at 7:57 pm

        Nevermind…

        • Johnboy
          September 1, 2011 at 8:04 pm

          I’ll take finlays ukalaye instead.

          • Capt. Smooth
            September 1, 2011 at 8:07 pm

            Is that what they’re calling it now?(kidding)

            • Johnboy
              September 1, 2011 at 8:18 pm

              Was just wondering what’s so bad about being from west virginia? I see guys all over the web making lame jokes about it.

            • September 2, 2011 at 5:47 pm

              [||]Pause

          • Matt Cameron Crowe
            September 1, 2011 at 10:50 pm

            Better have the ukulele of a god like Eddie Vedder. A genius man in a music genre known for fuckin’ up (Neil Young reference intended).

  21. TKO
    September 2, 2011 at 1:04 am

    What the hell, I ain’t even been paying attention, wtf is going on with Matt Hardy? when a star dies he becomes more famous…usually…but in this case….

    • September 2, 2011 at 1:56 am

      Matt Hardy has posted a new YouTube video and it looks like someone beat him up.

      • Capt. Smooth
        September 2, 2011 at 5:55 am

        YIKES!!!(yeah, I said it)

        • September 2, 2011 at 10:29 am

          The ghost beat him up.

          • Capt. Smooth
            September 2, 2011 at 4:13 pm

            I can see that.

            • September 2, 2011 at 5:48 pm

              I think Jeff’s wife beat his ass. She seemed pissed at him for his little stunt…

              • Capt. Smooth
                September 2, 2011 at 8:21 pm

                Or they sicked The Hulk on him?

  22. Capt. Smooth
    September 2, 2011 at 5:52 am

    Johnboy :
    Was just wondering what’s so bad about being from west virginia? I see guys all over the web making lame jokes about it.

    I’m from Louisville, KY. WV is right next door though.

  23. Capt. Smooth
    September 2, 2011 at 6:18 am

    Lordsofpain.net is reporting that there will be a Sin Cara vs. Sin Cara angle.

    • September 2, 2011 at 10:31 am

      I knew it…glad to know that the real slim shady…I mean real Sin Cara is coming back to the WWE.

      • Johnboy
        September 2, 2011 at 3:03 pm

        Good real sin cara is a better worker.

        • Capt. Smooth
          September 2, 2011 at 4:14 pm

          The original was more dynamic, but botched more often. This could be fun.

      • Capt. Smooth
        September 2, 2011 at 4:15 pm

        Cena’s not involved in the storyline! Oh, wait!

  24. Capt. Smooth
    September 2, 2011 at 4:17 pm

    BREAKING NEWS!!!: Santino a car wreck. Messed up shoulder. Will be okay.

    • September 2, 2011 at 5:50 pm

      Too bad he didn’t die… I mean, I hope the little fucker is ok…

      • Capt. Smooth
        September 2, 2011 at 8:22 pm

        Just wrong, man.

        • Capt. Smooth
          September 3, 2011 at 6:41 pm

          I bet he injured his “scrotus region”.

  25. Capt. Smooth
    September 2, 2011 at 4:18 pm

    J, noticed 100,000 views while at work. Congrats on the milestone! Very happy for you!

    • September 2, 2011 at 5:53 pm

      Oh word? Fuck yeah!!! That’s the 3rd time I hit 100,000 views if you count therealshyt. I’m THE INFAMOUS JCITY™ and I’m AWWWWWWESSSSOMMMMMEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      I have to run out and take care of some Labor Day Weekend type shit, but proper 100,000 post coming tomorrow. YES!!!!!!!!! and I have to finish up this album review that’s 85% done…

      • Capt. Smooth
        September 2, 2011 at 8:23 pm

        Remember, the private orgies for anybody who wants them.

  26. Rob
    September 3, 2011 at 7:07 pm

    Wow. This was epic. I can really see Matt writing this. Good job.

  27. DM Skunk
    September 6, 2011 at 10:50 am

    Do you ALWAYS have to mention Andrew Johnson in your articles? He never mentions you. I am wondering if “doth protests too much” could be factored in here. It’s bad enough Shaman’s Harvest has to insult and pick fights on every TJR post. Let’s stop the juvenile whining over someone who has moved on from you.

    Keep writing tasteless articles and being the Michael Bay (minus the money and fame) of bloggers: Every looks nice, but the content…….mehhhh!!!!!

  28. Teddy
    September 12, 2011 at 2:17 am

    Brilliant!

  1. December 30, 2011 at 5:31 am

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