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Public Service Announcement: Free JCITY!

September 14, 2011 683 comments

Public Service Announcement: Free JCITY!

Posted by Meek3rz

Hi. For those of you who might not know, I am JCITY’s wife. The last time I was on this site, me and my husband collaborated on the “That’s What She Said” post. But I’m not here to talk about myself, I’m here to give an update on my husband’s whereabouts. As some of you might know by now, JCITY has been incarcerated. I have seen a few people assume that JCITY was arrested due to drugs, but that is not the case. My husband has been charged with assault and battery and resisting arrest. His attorney doesn’t want too much information out there, but JCITY saw a woman being assaulted by a much older man and decided to intervene. After JCITY whooped his ass, the guy came back with the police and pressed charges against my husband. JCITY was pissed and once again punched the guy in the face for being a snitch, this time in front of the arresting officers. When put in the police car, JCITY tried to kick the windows out of the car and has since been uncooperative with the police. My husband feels like he was wrongfully arrested since he feels that he saved the day for the female he helped out. Part of me finds his actions to be admirable, but the other half just wished that he would have just minded his own damn business. I visited him earlier today and from what I’m hearing, JCITY has been extremely uncooperative with his arresting officers and has even gone as far as beating up his cell mate. He told me that he feels that he is wrongfully imprisoned and that he will continue to fight “the man” until he is released. He told me that if they are going to treat him like a caged animal that he will act like a caged animal.

I’m sure there’s more details I can give out, but JCITY told me not to give out too much information because it will make for a kick ass blog for when he returns. His next court date is on September 28th. His bail is currently $10,000, but he refuses to let me pay it. If he doesn’t get charged or released on the 28th then I’m just going to go over his head and free him. I wish he would just cooperate with the authorities and not get into anymore altercations, but my husband is a prideful man and he does what he feels is right. He thinks that he was a hero and that the cops should just back off, but he needs to realize that he doesn’t make the laws and should just swallow his pride until he gets released. I spoke to his attorney and he told me that JCITY first faced Anger Management Classes and some Community Service, but if he keeps up his current behavior they might add some probation time to his case or give him up to three years in jail. I fear that JCITY will continue on his rebellious path. I hope not, but I know my husband and when he feels he is right there is no one that can change his mind. I hope he realizes that this breaks my heart. I’ve cried so much that I don’t know how much more of this I can handle, but no matter what, I will always hold JCITY down.

As for the site, JCITY has told me to tell you guys that he will continue to fight the good fight and he will see you all fairly soon. He said he will pick up where he left off and that he wants THE INFAMOUS CREW™ to represent for him. If you’re on Twitter then use #FreeJCITY to show support, if not then end all you comments on other blogs with the phrase Free JCITY. Hopefully this can answer a few questions for those of you who wanted to know what’s going on with JCITY. My husband requested that I post his up to let people know what is going on and he wants people to use this post as a way to write him while in jail. If you have any inspirational words for JCITY please leave them here and if you’re a hater then do what you do since hate is nothing more than confused love anyways. JCITY will be back before the month is over. Thanks to all of you that have shown concerned about my husband. I’m sure he will never forget it and neither will I.

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The True Story of Alberto Del Rio by Shaman’s Harvest

The True Story of Alberto Del Rio by Shaman’s Harvest


Disclaimer: The following story is completely fabricated and contains homoerotic content, sexual and pornographic situations, racial stereotyping, violence, and boy bands. If any of the above offends you to the point where you will yell at me in the comment section, do not read any further, but I hope you do because I think this is the greatest thing I’ve ever written.

WWE portrays Alberto Del Rio as a rich Mexican Aristocrat who owns farms and plantations with hundreds of underpaid workers; someone who owns a never-ending supply of cars where each one cost more than your house; someone who’s so rich he could fund the Mexican Olympic team, but still feels the need to work for the WWE for some strange reason. You know what I say to that? Shooky Dooky Quack Quack that is mega bullshit. I think it’s time you learn who your WWE Champion really is. I happen to know who Alberto Del Rio really is and I know how he really got to the WWE. We here at like to tell the truth. THEINFAMOUSJCITY™ told you all the truth with what happened to Matt Hardy the day he got fired from TNA, some of you didn’t like that, but it needed to be said, just like this needs to be said. So here it is, the true story of Alberto Del Rio! Read more…