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My Thoughts On The WWE Survivor Series 2011 PPV

My Thoughts On The WWE Survivor Series 2011 PPV


On November 20, 2011, not only did The Rock make his in ring return to the WWE after a 7 year hiatus at the Survivor Series PPV, but the event also marked the 25th anniversary of one of WWE’s beloved Big 4 PPV’s. The Survivor Series PPV has provided me with tons of memorable moments in its vast 25 years of existence. From the debut of one of my favorite wrestlers of all time, The Undertaker, to his first WWF Championship win over Hulk Hogan, to the introduction of the Casket Match, to Undertakers “death” at the hands of Yokozuna and his cronies, to the start of the desention between Owen Hart and his brother Bret, to Bret Hart beating Diesel for the WWF Championship, thus ending his year-long reign as champion, to Bret Hart’s long anticipated return to the WWF in a match against “Stone Cold” Steve Austin, after he left following his Wrestlemania 12 championship loss against Shawn Michaels, to the now infamous Montreal Screwjob, Kurt Angle vs Undertaker, Steve Austin vs Triple H, the first ever Elimination Chamber, Batista vs Undertaker in a Hell in a Cell, and so many other great moments. Considering its 25 years of rich wrestling history, it would have been a shame if Vince McMahon went through with his plans of wishing the PPV the best in its future endeavours. To me, Survivor Series is more than just a PPV. When I was a young boy, Survivor Series marked the beginning of my Thanksgiving countdown and to be quite honest with y’all, I have never outgrown that tradition and I don’t think I ever will. With all that being said, I ordered my first fucking PPV since Money In The Bank. At first I wasn’t really feeling the card, but the return of The Rock and CM Punk possibly winning the WWE Championship sealed the deal for me. By the way, I was going to review the PPV live, but decided to make an event out of it instead. I invited a few people over, drank a few beers, smoked a few blunts and just enjoyed the fuck out of the 25th anniversary of the Survivor Series. Anyways, enough with the introduction, let’s get this motherfucker started…

With two viable contenders for the United States Championship in Zack Ryder and Mason Ryan, I was confused as to why they would give John Morrison a championship opportunity at a major PPV, especially when he has been on a horrific losing streak that would make even the Brooklyn Brawler take pity on his soul. I know Morrison finally pulled a win out of his ass against Ziggler on RAW, but the WWE has been pushing Mason Ryan as a threat to Ziggler’s championship while also pushing Zack Ryder’s online petition in order for him to get a shot against the man he only beat like 50 million fucking times already. If anyone deserved the match against Ziggler, it was Ryder, but I would have understood if Mason Ryan got the shot. What I don’t understand is how John Morrison got involved in the title picture whatsoever. Did he parkour his was into the hearts of the RAW Creative writing team in hopes of cashing in a PPV check as a result of his pulled out of thin air feud with Dolph Ziggler? Or was this WWE’s way of saying goodbye to the man who ate Melina’s pussy after half the locker room nutted all up in it? If you didn’t know, there are rumors circulating online saying Morrison is on his way out of the WWE, so why give him somebody else’s opportunity? Anyways, the fans in Madison Square Garden weren’t impressed with the booking of this match and let their voices be heard. They didn’t care for John Morrison, no, they wanted Zack motherfuking Ryder and they wanted him to win the fucking gold. That would have been the most logical booking for this match, but no, WWE drops the ball once again. Don’t get me wrong, Morrison and Ziggler went on to have a very decent match, but it’s not what the people wanted to fucking see.

While I’m not the biggest Zack Ryder supporter, there is no denying that the motherfucker deserved to be in this match. The man is barely a midcarder and he’s more over than most main event wrestlers. That has to count for something, right? After the Morrison vs Ziggler match was over, Dolph started talking a bunch of arrogant bullshit and Ryder came out to fuck him up. The crowd popped HUGE for their hometown hero and it really is a fucking shame that he wasn’t in the fucking match to begin with. The guy was in his damn wrestling gear for Christ sakes. He could have been added to the match by getting all the signatures needed on his petition at the last-minute, making it a triple treat match for the title. Why the fuck not? The people would have love it, Morrison would have been further embarrassed on his way out of the company and Ziggler would have dropped the title in order to move on to bigger and better things. Sounds like a win-win situation to me.

The next match was for the WWE Divas Championship as Beth Phoenix defended her championship against the lovely Eve BoreUs Torres in a Lumberjill Match. If you have never seen a Lumberjill Match, it’s when a bunch of bitches stand outside of the ring and toss the competitors back in whenever they end up on the outside of the ring. My favorite Lumberjill was definitely Kelly Kelly. That bitch is so fucking sexy. Anyways, this was a short match, which sucks because I feel that the WWE should market their Divas division a little bit better.  I’m saying, look at the title picture for the last year. If your name isn’t Beth, Kelly, or Eve, then you mean nothing. Either give some of the other women a chance, hire some outside hoes to help balance the division, not on their looks alone, but with actual wrestling skills, or just kill the fucking Divas off. I love womans wrestling, just not the WWE version of it.  I have a terrific idea, WWE is going to start filming a reality show for their new network following the Diva’s lives on their tour bus. In order to bring in massive ratings and get respect back into womans wrestling, the bus can either; crash into a tree, drive off a cliff or get the Vince McMahon limousine treatment and just blow the fuck up. Either that or Kharma can hurry her fat ass up and pop out her bastard child and come get her captain save a hoe on.

If you didn’t see this match then you really didn’t miss much, except for Eve getting fucking destroyed by a toprope GlamSlam courtesy of the only Diva in the WWE that  might actually have a penis. Scratch that, I forgot Tamina was still employed.

After the match there was a backstage segment with CM Punk and David Otunga where Otunga demanded that Punk apologize to Michael Cole for putting him in the Anaconda Vice last week on RAW. If I was CM Punk I wouldn’t apologize for shit, especially when it’s being demanded from the bowtie loving clown known as David Otunga. The last time Otunga demanded something it was marriage without a prenuptial agreement, which ended up with him being kicked to the motherfucking curb by Oscar winner, Jennifer Hudson. I don’t know about anyone else, but Otunga seems a little fruity in the booty, if you know what I mean, so I really don’t think that marriage would have worked out anyways.

The Rock then cut a great promo speaking on his history in the Madison Square Garden arena and the Survivor Series PPV. When it comes to epic feeling promos, The Rock is one of the best, period. I’m just glad that the time for talking has come to an end and we FINALLY get to see The Rock do what he does best and that’s lay the motherfucking smackdown on a bunch of bitch ass motherfuckers.

I was kinda disappointed to see just one traditional Survivor Series elimination match on the card. Back in the days, the main focus of these PPVs were the elimination tag team matches. I feel that the Survivor Series should feature a bunch of  “Series” instead of being a single matches heavy show. There are a lot of wrestlers on the roster that could benefit from being in a traditional Survivor Series elimination match. Just before this match they  had the Divas come out and be Lumberjills. Why couldn’t they just be split into two teams and have the first ever female Survivor Series match? Instead of focusing on getting things to trend on Twitter, why not put guys like Daniel Bryan in a Survivor Series team? In my opinion, there should always be at least two elimination tag matches on Survivor Series and one of them should always be the opening match in order to set the tone of the PPV. Why else call it Survivor Series then? Anyways, this match was pretty good and featured some good in ring action. For the second PPV in a row, Dolph Ziggler pulled a double shift, but he didn’t last in this match long enough to make any type of difference as he was the first one eliminated. With that being said, I can still appreciate his work ethic. I see big things happening for Dolph as soon as he ditches Vicky Guerrero. The next elimination came by way of injury, as Sin Cara botched yet another move and ruptured his patella tendon which is a fancy smanchy term for he fucked up his motherfucking knee. He should be out of action for a good 6 to 9 months. I wonder if we will get another Sin Cara imposter like Hunico. I hope so. The Sin Cara character is a good one and it doesn’t necessarily have to be Mistico doing it for it to work. The next elimination came courtesy of Cody Rhodes when he eliminated Mason Ryan. Kofi Kingston, Sheamus, Jack Swagger, Hunico and Randy Orton were the next to be eliminated (in that order) meaning that Cody Rhodes and Wade Barrett were the only Survivors that won a Series in 2011. By the way, Cody Rhodes is now wearing knee pads for the first time in his career. #Dashing.

I’m glad that the young up and coming heels got the win. These types of matches should be used to make new stars and getting a victory over Randy Orton is a good way to make your star shine just a little bit brighter. Same goes for Royal Rumbles. Lately, it seems that only established stars go on to win and main event Wrestlemania when the match should be used to build the stars of tomorrow. Hopefully the WWE can stick to the booking philosophy that they displayed with this match going forward.

Alberto Del Rio was shown backstage flirting with The Bella Twins. The identical sluts are entertaining the idea of sucking down Del Rio’s Mexican “burrito” in hopes of sour cream and shopping sprees. Bitches really aint shit, but hoes and tricks.

The next match was for the World Heavyweight Championship as Mark Henry defended his title against Big Show. I found it funny when the ring had to be reinforced due to these massive motherfuckers breaking the ring at the Vengeance PPV. This was a slow, borderline boring match, that didn’t really pick up any steam until Mark rammed Big Show through the ringside barricade. Once back in the ring, Show mounted a comeback, which saw him delivering a top rope elbow drop. I so fucking marked out for that shit. Nobody as big as Big Show should be flying in the air like that, but Show did, so props to him. For a second there, I really thought  that he was going to elbow drop Mark Henry through the mat all the way down to hell. The finish came when Henry hit Show in the balls thus getting himself disqualified. I thought that was lame. For the second month in a row a Mark Henry/Big Show match ended with no real winner. No one has proven to be the more dominant superstar, which to me implies that we will be seeing these two lard asses fight for the championship at yet another fucking PPV. I’m so not looking forward to that. While I have enjoyed their backstory and promos against each other, when it comes to actual wrestling, these two put together some of the most slowest, most borderline boring matches of all times. Sure, the endings are worth talking about, but in order to get to that point the WWE Universe is subjected to the torture of a Mark Henry vs Big Show match. Big guys should face off against smaller, quicker opponents, to balance out their slowness. Having two slow ass motherfuckers face off against each other can only lead to the ultimate suckage we have been subjected to for the last couple of months. Enough already. Damn.

After the match, Henry tried to induct Big Show into the Hall of Pain by breaking his leg, but Show got the fuck out of the way and knocked him the fuck out. Show then went on to wrap a steel chair around Henry’s foot and legdropped that motherfucker as Henry screamed like a little bitch. Ok, so this can only mean one of two things, either these two will go on to have a rematch for the World Heavyweight Championship at the TLC PPV, or Mark Henry will now be out with an injury and will be forced to vacate his championship. Seeing as I’m not interested in another match between these two, I hope Henry is out for a while, even though I have enjoyed his run as a dominant heel on Smackdsown. One thing I didn’t get though is if that’s the way this storyline is going to go, why the fuck didn’t Daniel Bryan just come out and cash in his Money In The Bank briefcase? I know he said he was waiting until Wrestlemania to do it, but last night was the perfect opportunity to cash it in. I don’t think any fan would have held it against him considering the beatdown he recently received at the hands of Mark Henry on Smackdown. To me, it just didnt make any fucking sense at all. Oh well.

Wade Barrett was shown backstage saying how his goal is to become the first WWE Champion from England before he was rudely interrupted by Miz and R-Truth. I can’t take these two serious at the moment knowing that they are about to get the ass whooping of a life time courtesy of The Rock. There was once a time where I thought Miz and R-Truth were going to be mainstays in the main event scene, but that time has passed. No matter how bad ass they might think they are, I now see them as a comedy tag team, which is a damn shame because they both had such big potential earlier in the year. Oh, and I thought it was funny when Wade quoted Charlie Sheen. #Winning.

The PPV so far has been alright I guess, but fuck all that, we are now getting to the portion of the PPV I actually payed for. No, I don’t think Alberto Del Rio is such a great WWE Champion that he deserves my hard-earned money, but CM Punk on the other hand is someone who has rekindled my interest in our chosen genre of entertainment and truly deserves high ratings, PPV buys and the WWE Championship. When Punk won the gold at Money In The Bank it was one of the greatest moment in recent WWE history, so I was hopeful that CM Punk would be able to recreate the same magic at Survivor Series. It is safe to say that I was not disappointed. While the match wasn’t as good as Punk’s Money In The Bank win over John Cena, the crowd made it feel just as important. The finish came when Punk locked Del Rio in the Anaconda Vice and made him tap the fuck out.

The way the crowd reacted to Punk’s victory was fucking amazing. The New York crowd was just as good, if not better than the Chicago crowd at Money In The Bank. I shared the same feelings as the fans at Madison Square Garden as I jumped up from my couch screaming “FUCK YEAH” as I cracked another beer and felt the electricity of the moment consume my soul. Moments like this is why I still watch wrestling today. I love witnessing history unfold before my eyes and feeling like I’m part of the moment is a feeling I cannot begin to explain. As a fan, it feels great to see your favorite superstars overcome all the odds and make it to the top of their professions. Championship runs don’t seem to last very long now a days, so you just have to enjoy  it while it last and trust me I’m going to enjoy the fuck out of CM Punk’s WWE Championship reign. He might not be The Rock, but he sure as hell is this generations People’s Champ. Long live CM Punk!!!!!

WWE then promoted its new “Stone Cold” Steve Austin Blu-ray that comes out next week. While I already own most of the matches on this collection, I cannot pass it up since this will be the first time Steve Austin has been giving the documentary treatment and as a huge fan of his in the 90’s this is something that I must own in order to help me bring closure to one of the greatest wrestling careers I have ever seen in my lifetime.

Now, you can call me old fashion, but the WWE Championship should never have to take the backseat to a return match, no matter how big of a superstar the returning wrestler might be. Main events spots should always be reserved for championship matches only. Why else would these guys bust their ass day in and day out to win a title just to become an afterthought to a gimmick match? I get it though, “Never Before, Never Again”, but I would never want to see a match that is meant to further a storyline for another match take priority over a WWE Championship match, ever. Especially one where arguably the most popular wrestler in the company wins the championship. Anyways, everybody and their mother knew that The Miz and R-Truth were going to lose this match, so it really wasn’t about the competition, it was about seeing The Rock finally shut his big ass mouth and back up his words with actions in a WWE ring. It was about the interaction between Wrestlemania 28 opponents. It was about putting boots to asses and giving  the people a great show. The Rock was did an amazing job in this match. He didn’t show an ounce of ring rust and looked to be in better shape than he was in his wrestling prime. Seeing a larger than life Rock in the ring with Miz and R-Truth showed that nobody, other than Cena, can even be considered a legit threat to the Brahma Bull. The Rock went on to electrify the crowd. The match itself wasn’t anything special, but The Rock definitely was. He was finally home. Sure, it took him about 10 months to actually wrestle after he said he came back home and would never leave, but the wait was well worth it and I can’t wait to see him whoop John Cena’s ass all over Miami.

As expected, The Rock and John Cena won the match when The Rock pinned Miz after an electrifying People’s Elbow. The crowd fucking loved that shit and I must admit that I marked out for the move too. After the match The Rock Rock Bottom’d John Cena, but like always, Cena no sold that shit and walked up the ramp holding his back, smiling the whole damn fucking time. I would have love it if Cena sold the fucking move. For fucks sake, it’s The Rocks fucking finisher for crying out loud. I would have prefered if the PPV ended with CM Punk celebrating in the crowd, but it is what it is.

This PPV was exactly what I expected it to be. The Rock’s return went over extremely well, John Cena is a fucking asshole for no selling the Rock Bottom, the top rope GlamSlam was the move of the night and CM Punk’s WWE Championship win was well worth the price of the PPV alone. Well, that’s all I have to say about Survivor Series 2011. Peace out, fuckers.

  1. November 21, 2011 at 6:39 pm

    CM Punk WWE Champion!! Yeah! Five-time Champ!

    • November 21, 2011 at 6:54 pm

      CM punk is probably the best wrestler in WWE, along with Bryan. Rock showed amazing in ring ability too. I want to see Daniel Bryan vs. CM Punk for an undisputed world title match. That would be epic!

    • November 21, 2011 at 6:57 pm

      Fuck yeah, CM Punk has cemented his legendary status this year and there is nobody that can dispute that claim.

  2. Capt. Smooth
    November 21, 2011 at 6:53 pm

    LOL@ the ref in the elbow drop pic!

    The funny thing about the very end of the PPV is that if the exact same thing happened 15-20 years ago, that would’ve been a heel turn for Rock.

    • November 21, 2011 at 7:00 pm

      The ending would have meant more if Cena actually sold the damn move. The way he was smiling made it seem that The Rock’s best move just isn’t enough to put him away. If Rock does win at Wrestlemania it’s going to take like 10 Rock Bottoms and a bullet wound to the head to put Cena away.

      Then there’s the fact that this was the exact sam finish to Wrestlemania 27 so it seemed kinda stale. I expect something more interesting to happen.

      • November 21, 2011 at 7:06 pm

        I felt like the Crowd didn’t give a loud enough pop for that Rock Bottom. They were probably so happy that when they tried to cheer, they started choking or some shit like that. Actually I beat they all jizzed themselves at the same time. I’m surprised we didn’t hear 16,000 people having an orgasm.

        • November 21, 2011 at 7:11 pm

          Ha, I think they didn’t mark out as big because they have already seen it and were anticipating it. It didn’t help that Cena was on his feet as soon as he hit the mat either. I loved the People’s Elbow though since I haven’t seen that in years.

          • Capt. Smooth
            November 21, 2011 at 7:13 pm

            I’ve read that Cena had to get out as soon as possible so rock could give his speech. It’s on Ray’s front page.

            • November 21, 2011 at 7:22 pm

              He could have rolled out the ring and stayed on the goddamn floor then.

              • Capt. Smooth
                November 21, 2011 at 7:26 pm

                No, WWE wants people to leave. I remember when the guy who won TE was stunned by Austin and left like he was told to do, people on the net got mad about the lack of selling.

          • November 21, 2011 at 7:18 pm

            Rocky did the Elbow in Chicago before WrestleMania.

            • November 21, 2011 at 7:24 pm

              Weed fucks up my memory, but I think you are right. Either way it was great seeing it in an actual match.

              • November 21, 2011 at 7:29 pm

                I know I’m right but I just remembered if he did it in a match, he got to throw the elbow pad. He hasn’t done that in seven years.

                • November 21, 2011 at 8:05 pm

                  I loved that shit. I just wish Rock can hit Cena with a few new moves at Wrestlemania.

                  • Capt. Smooth
                    November 21, 2011 at 8:12 pm

                    Maybe a new move and call it the Blockbuster?

      • Capt. Smooth
        November 21, 2011 at 7:06 pm

        I get the feeling that Cena is just secure enough in his own abilities that he doesn’t need to get mad.

        • November 21, 2011 at 7:13 pm

          He could have just stayed on the mat as the PPV ended. The Rock has to be a legit threat to WWE’s poster boy or else what the fuck is the point of this feud?

          • Capt. Smooth
            November 21, 2011 at 7:14 pm

            Money Money Yeah Yeah

  3. November 21, 2011 at 6:59 pm

    “The New York crowd was just as good, if not better than the Chicago crowd at Money In The Bank.”

    Okay…NYC raised the bar. They are supposed to…they are billed as the greatest WWE fans so they had to step their game up or else Chi-Town was gonna take the crown. It seems like NYC retained their title. That’s cool. Chicago gets their chance in about one month and now we know what we need to do to beat New York.

    • November 21, 2011 at 7:14 pm

      Chicago and New York are both amazing crowds. I can’t wait to see how Chi-Town reacts to the RAW coming their way next month. I hope CM Punk is still the champ by then.

      • Capt. Smooth
        November 21, 2011 at 7:16 pm

        Please! We all know Pope Lick, Kentucky is the best wrestling city!(It’s an actually place in the state.)

        • November 21, 2011 at 7:25 pm

          The only good thing that ever came out of Kentucky was its fried chicken 🙂

          • Capt. Smooth
            November 21, 2011 at 7:29 pm

            • November 21, 2011 at 7:46 pm

              Lmmfao. Chris Farley was the fucking man. John Candy too.

              • Capt. Smooth
                November 21, 2011 at 7:47 pm


              • November 21, 2011 at 7:50 pm

                I just saw “Tommy Boy” a few months ago. Good movie.

                • Capt. Smooth
                  November 21, 2011 at 7:55 pm

                  The scene were he’s sleeping in the car and the dog keeps drooling on his face cracks me up everytime!

              • Devastating David
                November 22, 2011 at 1:59 am

                Planes trains and Automobiles was dope as fuck

                • November 22, 2011 at 7:21 pm

                  Never heard of it but will look into it 4sho.

                  • Devastating David
                    November 23, 2011 at 5:19 am

                    Yeah J it’s a classic. Its got Steve Martin and John Candy. Check it out!

                    • Capt. Smooth
                      November 23, 2011 at 10:03 am

                      I want one fucking care with four fucking tires…

          • X Ray Mind
            November 22, 2011 at 1:04 am

            J, I know you’ve enjoyed some KY bourbon in your time I’m almost positive. We can also produce some very fine “greenery” lol

            • Capt. Smooth
              November 22, 2011 at 10:37 am

              And we have a badass baseball bat…for certain problems.

              • November 22, 2011 at 7:23 pm

                I have a mini Louisville Slugger on my keychain. Not sure if that needs a pause or not.

            • November 22, 2011 at 7:23 pm

              What bourbon comes from Kentucky? I love the greenery though and the KY Jelly comes in handy during tight situations…pause.

              • Capt. Smooth
                November 22, 2011 at 7:59 pm

                Makers Mark does.

                • November 23, 2011 at 5:35 pm

                  Never hear of it. I’m bout to drink some Southern Comfort in a few though.

                  • Capt. Smooth
                    November 23, 2011 at 10:39 pm
                    • November 23, 2011 at 11:34 pm

                      I like to try all types of liqueur so I will check for that. never seen it before though.

                  • X Ray Mind
                    November 25, 2011 at 4:18 pm

                    Any borbon will be from KY. Like Jack Daniels in TN is called “Sippin Whiskey” on the bottle. Jim Beam, Makers Mark and Woodford Reserve are my faves. Research is a must.

  4. November 21, 2011 at 7:02 pm

    Ray the Rambler :
    CM punk is probably the best wrestler in WWE, along with Bryan. Rock showed amazing in ring ability too. I want to see Daniel Bryan vs. CM Punk for an undisputed world title match. That would be epic!

    Yeah Daniel Bryan vs. CM Punk is my #1 dream match right now. Those two are my #1 and #2 favorites in the WWE. We’ll never get to see Chris Benoit vs. CM Punk so Daniel Bryan vs. CM Punk would be a decent substitute. I might buy the 2011 Royal Rumble DVD just to see those two guys face off against each other. CM Punk and Daniel Bryan were #1 and #2 to start the Rumble this year.

    • November 21, 2011 at 7:16 pm

      I will make them wrestle against each other when I play WWE 12. I think I’m getting that game sometime this week. Maybe I can even have a botch free Sin Cara match while I’m at it.

      • November 21, 2011 at 7:21 pm

        I have WCW Nitro which lets me play as Macho Man against Chris Benoit. Or I can do a Hogan vs. Flair match or a Scott Hall vs. Ric Flair match or a Eddy Guerrero vs. Kevin Nash match. Good roster.

        • November 21, 2011 at 7:27 pm

          I love the WCW games for the original Playstation. I still have Nitro and Thunder. Some people think those games are crap, but I fucking loved them when I was a kid. Good times. Especially with the big head code, lol.

          • November 21, 2011 at 7:31 pm

            I like how in Nitro, each wrestler cuts a 10 second promo in the select wrestler menu if you press “circle”.

            • November 21, 2011 at 7:34 pm

              I like it cuz its on of the most exclusive rosters ever and I was never into the Nintendo 64. I was and still am a Playstation guy. Nintendo fell off after Super NES.

              • November 21, 2011 at 7:37 pm

                I’m a Playstation guy too. I might be the one of the only guys who currently plays PS2 regularly instead of PS3, X-Box 360, or Wii. I’m not too poor to afford PS3…I just like my PS2 games and you can’t play them on PS3.

  5. November 21, 2011 at 7:03 pm

    Capt. Smooth :
    LOL@ the ref in the elbow drop pic!

    Little Natch always oversells big moves. I think he does it on purpose. Either that or it is easy to impress him.

    • Capt. Smooth
      November 21, 2011 at 7:07 pm

      I bet Henry was like “OH, SHIT!!!”.

      • November 21, 2011 at 7:18 pm

        I would have reacted the same way. Big Show is huge so that’s like seeing a small plane crashing and the vibrations in the ring must have felt like an earthquake.

        • Capt. Smooth
          November 21, 2011 at 7:32 pm

          King Kong vs. Godzilla?

          • November 21, 2011 at 7:38 pm

            Pretty much sums up the Mark Henry vs Big Show feud. I just don’t want to see it drag on. Give someone else a shot.

            • Capt. Smooth
              November 21, 2011 at 7:44 pm

              I wouldn’t mind a No DQ match to end it.

              • November 21, 2011 at 7:54 pm

                I’m done with them. It’s time to move on.

                • Capt. Smooth
                  November 21, 2011 at 7:55 pm

                  Not until they break a whole arena.

                  • November 21, 2011 at 8:08 pm

                    That would be kinda cool. Just imagine the lawsuit WWE would get hit with if that were to happen.

    • November 22, 2011 at 12:04 am

      He does look like a young ass Ric Flair, lol.

  6. November 21, 2011 at 7:12 pm

    Lol…I would have loved to witness The Rock’s post-PPV promo. Sounds awesome.


    • Capt. Smooth
      November 21, 2011 at 7:15 pm

      “I’m the Rock, I’m not gonna cry!”

      • November 21, 2011 at 7:20 pm

        I read about that on Rajah and though it was great. I’m sure it will surface on YouTube soon. At least I hope it does.

        I’m excited for RAW tonight for the first time in a long while. I hope Punk get’s the opening promo and not stupid ass John Cena.

        • November 21, 2011 at 7:24 pm

          • November 21, 2011 at 7:31 pm

            Good shit, I would have loved to see that live. I actually like The Rock when he’s actually in the ring showing us why he considers himself “The Great One” instead of being of cutting promos via satalite.

  7. November 21, 2011 at 7:19 pm

    I hope CM Punk is still the champ by then.

    He should be! I don’t know what the WWE is thinking if he isn’t.

  8. November 21, 2011 at 7:29 pm

    Knowing WWE, he will lose the title at TLC and win it back on RAW in Chicago. Then again, wrestlers never really fare well in their hometown and Money In The Bank was the rare exception.

    • November 21, 2011 at 7:34 pm

      I kinda don’t want that to happen because it’s a little bit too predictable. If it does happen, that would be Punk’s third championship win in Chicago (he won the IC Title from William Regal on RAW in Chicago).

      • November 21, 2011 at 7:41 pm

        WWE as a whole is predictable that’s why CM Punk was and is a much needed breath of fresh air. He brought something different to the WWE and I hope they allow him to continue being the voice of the voiceless. With that being said, it would work better if Punk was chasing the title instead of holding it, but the guy deserves everything that’s been happening to him lately. I’m glad he had an expiring contract he could use to his advantage or else he would still be the leader of a midcarding Nexus.

  9. November 21, 2011 at 7:34 pm

    I hope he doesn’t lose in soon, I want to see a looonnngg title run! AT least 6-8 months, a title needs that to be prestige IMO.

    • November 21, 2011 at 7:38 pm

      A long run would be nice but unlikely as long as Cena is still healthy and able.

      • November 21, 2011 at 7:43 pm

        Cena should stay far away from the title picture as long as possible. I wouldn’t put it past WWE to make Cena vs Rock a WWE Championship match though.

        • November 21, 2011 at 7:46 pm

          It is going to be a non title match, the winner would be way too predictable.

    • November 21, 2011 at 7:42 pm

      CM Punk should Cody Rhode’s the WWE Championship and bring back the Eagle belt. Now that was a prestigious looking championship title.

      • Capt. Smooth
        November 21, 2011 at 7:44 pm

        Pepsi Belt?

        • November 21, 2011 at 7:55 pm

          That would be the death of CM Punk.

          • Capt. Smooth
            November 21, 2011 at 7:56 pm

            Nah, he could shoot Pepsi out of it into the crowd.

            • November 21, 2011 at 8:00 pm

              I don’t think that would go over very well. Pepsi can be sticky when sprayed everywhere and the image of a guy spraying liquid from his crotch area wouldn’t be too PG.

              • Capt. Smooth
                November 21, 2011 at 8:03 pm

                Mega Pause

                • November 21, 2011 at 8:10 pm

                  Lmmfao. At least it’s not as graphic as milk.

                  I would love to see an angle where someone beats the crap out of Daniel Bryan and puts some meat in his mouth thus violating his vegan lifestyle. Pause.

                  • Capt. Smooth
                    November 21, 2011 at 8:14 pm

                    Yeah, pause.

  10. November 21, 2011 at 7:37 pm

    JCITY – I have been waiting quite a while to see you and Tim debate over something, you both have real strong views on things and always have your stuff backed up to the last.

    • November 21, 2011 at 7:58 pm

      Maybe we can work on something in the future together. I’m just getting back into posting regularly, Still have a ways to go, but I’m getting there. This is my first wrestling related post in like 3 months.

  11. Capt. Smooth
    November 21, 2011 at 8:13 pm

    Lol, I don’t think vanilla would work.


    • November 21, 2011 at 8:21 pm

      Fun Fact: I love getting high and eating Oreos dunked in milk. Don’t judge me.

      • Capt. Smooth
        November 21, 2011 at 8:26 pm

        Fuck the milk! Gimme an Oreo Brownie Earthquake Blizzard!

        • November 21, 2011 at 8:31 pm

          I have no idea what that is, but it sounds fucking delicious.

          • Capt. Smooth
            November 21, 2011 at 8:35 pm

            It was my first Blizzard from a couple years ago, but they don’t have it anymore. They do have the Sundae though.

            • November 21, 2011 at 9:19 pm

              I wonder if they see it at the grocery store cuz I would so try it.

              • Capt. Smooth
                November 21, 2011 at 11:09 pm

                Nope, just at a DQ.

  12. Capt. Smooth
    November 21, 2011 at 8:24 pm

    That can work, or “The Final Edit”.

    He can call the STFU the “DVD Release”.

    • November 21, 2011 at 8:27 pm

      Or “Straight to Walmart DVD” just like his movies.

      • Capt. Smooth
        November 21, 2011 at 8:33 pm

        Nah, that would be more for HHH.

        • November 21, 2011 at 9:19 pm

          Lmao. Both of them.

          • Capt. Smooth
            November 21, 2011 at 11:10 pm

            No, Marine actually made money. But HHH was in Blade 3.

            • November 22, 2011 at 12:06 am

              Did it now? I thought it was a flop of epic proportions.

              • Capt. Smooth
                November 22, 2011 at 12:14 am

                No, on DVD, it did really well. Plus, in the theater it did ok.

                • November 22, 2011 at 1:29 am

                  Lmao somebody lied to you, lol.

                  • Capt. Smooth
                    November 22, 2011 at 10:40 am

                    No, Marine was considered a modest success due to it doing well on DVD.

  13. November 21, 2011 at 10:20 pm

    Dizam 86+ comments.

    • November 22, 2011 at 12:07 am

      You too can get as many comment if you ever want to submit a guest blog. Try it, all the cool kids are doing it.

  14. Capt. Smooth
    November 21, 2011 at 11:12 pm

    J, love the new banner!

  15. November 22, 2011 at 12:03 am

    Suvivor Series was great, especially the last two matches. The Rock is still awesome.

    • November 22, 2011 at 12:09 am

      Fuck yeah. The last two matches were well worth the price of admission. Sucks that The Rock won’t be there all the time though as he easily outshines everyone and shows the new generation how a true superstar carries themselves in and out of the ring.

  16. Capt. Smooth
    November 22, 2011 at 12:15 am

    Shaman’s Harvest :
    Suvivor Series was great, especially the last two matches. The Rock is still awesome.

    Shaman, I don’t know if you read it but I saw Michael Tarver pumping gas last week.

    • November 22, 2011 at 12:59 am

      You mean you saw the great Michael Tarver in the flesh?!?!?!!?!

      • Capt. Smooth
        November 22, 2011 at 10:41 am

        Yes, but he didn’t have the mask.

        • November 22, 2011 at 3:30 pm

          Did you talk to him? Tell him about me? Shaman’s Harvest! Shaman’s Harvest! Shaman’s Harvest!

          • Capt. Smooth
            November 22, 2011 at 4:30 pm

            Nope, by the time I could be sure it was him, he was getting back into his car.

            • November 22, 2011 at 7:29 pm

              Was it really Tarver or a case of every black person looks alike to me syndrome?

              • Capt. Smooth
                November 22, 2011 at 8:01 pm

                No, it was Tarver.

  17. November 22, 2011 at 1:59 am

    Damn, this look at the Survivor Series PPV fucking sucks. I’m really rusty when it comes to writing about wrestling so maybe I should just quit and post tit pics.

    • November 22, 2011 at 10:10 am

      Post more Matt Hardy stories.

      • Capt. Smooth
        November 22, 2011 at 10:42 am

        Don’t, because you could bring people to cut themselves.

      • November 22, 2011 at 7:30 pm

        Matt Hardy is a lost cause.

        • Capt. Smooth
          November 22, 2011 at 8:01 pm

          Jeff is a found cause.

          • November 23, 2011 at 5:36 pm

            Its opposite day year round in the Hardy house.

            • Capt. Smooth
              November 23, 2011 at 10:40 pm

              I know, it’s scary.

              • November 23, 2011 at 11:33 pm

                I just hope Jeff stays focused and ends up being the one that helps his brother see the errors of his ways. If anyone can relate, it’s him.

  18. November 22, 2011 at 5:49 pm

    Wonder who made that awesome site banner 😛

    • Capt. Smooth
      November 22, 2011 at 5:55 pm


      • November 22, 2011 at 5:56 pm

        ME! haha nah I can’t make them that good. Clare made them, if you ever want one done, ask her! Graphix page on WR for more info 😛

  19. November 22, 2011 at 5:57 pm
    • November 22, 2011 at 6:32 pm

      It’s not Jericho. It’s the Undertaker…those teaser promos suck. It’s always the Undertaker but some idiot will think it’s Goldberg or Brock Lesnar.

      • Chadam
        November 22, 2011 at 6:45 pm

        It does lend itself to Jericho as well as Taker. I think January is too soon for a Taker return.

        • November 22, 2011 at 7:13 pm

          It can’t be Jericho because it is too predictable:

          January 2, 2012

          Y- Year 2012
          2- 2
          J- January

          • November 22, 2011 at 7:31 pm

            Jericho’s last return was highly predictable. I’m leaning more on The Undertaker return. Maybe he will face the returning Kane at Wrestlemania for the millionth time.

  20. Capt. Smooth
    November 23, 2011 at 3:12 pm
    • November 23, 2011 at 7:07 pm

      Is it porn?

      • Capt. Smooth
        November 23, 2011 at 10:42 pm

        No, Bill Simmons from ESPN is the head guy. He’s one of the few “sports” guys that gives wrestling credit.

        • November 23, 2011 at 11:32 pm

          Bill Simmons is a wet soggy pussy and you can tell him I said that.

          • Capt. Smooth
            November 23, 2011 at 11:53 pm

            Those are the best. lol

  21. Capt. Smooth
    November 23, 2011 at 11:50 pm

    THE INFAMOUS JCITY™ :I like to try all types of liqueur so I will check for that. never seen it before though.

    Green Goblin used it in the first Spidey flick.

    • November 23, 2011 at 11:55 pm

      Cool. I got 200 beers in a bin full of ice, Southern Comfort, Jack Daniels, Hennessy, E&J and some weed for my Thanksgiving festivities. If you never hear from me again then I fucking died from alcohol poisoning.

      • Capt. Smooth
        November 24, 2011 at 10:39 am

        Have fun!

  22. Capt. Smooth
    November 23, 2011 at 11:52 pm

    THE INFAMOUS JCITY™ :I just hope Jeff stays focused and ends up being the one that helps his brother see the errors of his ways. If anyone can relate, it’s him.

    It would make a terrific story.

    • November 23, 2011 at 11:53 pm

      One that should be used on WWE television. At least I wish it could be.

      • Capt. Smooth
        November 23, 2011 at 11:54 pm

        Future DVD?

        • November 23, 2011 at 11:57 pm

          I would buy it for sure. I’m a Hardy fan for life. It seems that all their fans have abandoned them with I imagine only adds to the problem.

          • Capt. Smooth
            November 23, 2011 at 11:58 pm

            Yeah, you have to have that support system.

  23. November 26, 2011 at 11:43 pm

    Bill Simmons is a wet soggy pussy and you can tell him I said that.

    Simmons is a Bean-Town guy living in LA…I thought you would like him.

    • Capt. Smooth
      November 27, 2011 at 10:32 am

      “a Bean-Town guy living in L.A.” sounds like a lyric.

      • November 27, 2011 at 10:57 am

        Maybe it should be.

        “He was a bean-town guy living in L.A. He tried bringing his mobile home but the government took it away.”

        • Capt. Smooth
          November 27, 2011 at 11:10 am

          You have to include a line about “government cheese”!

          • November 27, 2011 at 11:27 am

            “He asked for a loan to help with his fees. But instead all he got was government cheese. Ohhh ohhh that Government Cheese. Ohhh ohhhh that Government Cheese He begged on his knees and said please but all he got was Government Cheese.”

            • Capt. Smooth
              November 27, 2011 at 2:23 pm


              • November 27, 2011 at 9:16 pm

                I think that would be a good country song.

                • Capt. Smooth
                  November 27, 2011 at 10:08 pm

                  I’m not sure there is such a thing.

                  • November 29, 2011 at 5:37 am

                    Oh. I know nothing about him other than his piece on Wrestlemania 26. I always here about his podcast but I’m not a big fan of podcasts or internet radio… Maybe I should start a radio show just to satire the fuck out of it…hmmmm.

  24. November 29, 2011 at 6:40 pm

    I still have my original PS2 too. One of, if not, the best system to ever come out, period. Lots of classics like God of War, Devil May Cry, Onimusha, Metal Gear Solid series, Tekken Tag, Grand Theft Auto 3/Vice City/San Andreas and so many more exclusive titles. I love my PS3, but PS2 is still my all time favorite system of all. PS4 is in development right now, but if it doesn’t have PS2 and PS3 backwards compatibility I might just wait a few years before I get it.

    I found Smackdown: Just Bring It on PS2 for $4.99 last night at Best Buy. Played some of it last night. The gameplay is kinda sucky and it doesn’t have Stone Cold’s regular theme song for some reason (doesn’t have his Disturbed song either) but it’s does have Undertaker’s Limp Bizkit theme song.

    • November 30, 2011 at 12:24 am

      Best Smackdown game in my opinion is SvR 2007. It’s the last game with Chris Benoit. It also had Bret Hart, Steve Austin, The Rock, Hulk Hogan, Eddie Guerrero, Mr. Perfect, Taz, in addition to their 2006-2007 roster like my in game favorite, RVD.

      • November 30, 2011 at 6:35 pm

        yeah I think I got that game. Good roster.

  25. November 29, 2011 at 6:46 pm

    Oh. I know nothing about him other than his piece on Wrestlemania 26. I always here about his podcast but I’m not a big fan of podcasts or internet radio… Maybe I should start a radio show just to satire the fuck out of it…hmmmm.

    Google some of his other pieces. He has a running diary on Royal Rumble 2001 which is a fun read.





    And I forgot where I read it but Bill Simmons once wrote that he was at a wedding and he wondered why Vince McMahon hasn’t booked a church match yet. Also Bill Simmons once compared the LeBron James signing to Hogan’s heel turn in WCW.

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