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Ask THE INFAMOUS JCITY™ Some Motherfucking Questions Vol. 2

Ok, so I’m sitting here trying to think of some epic shit to write about and I’m drawing a blank. This shit used to flow so naturally, but at this moment in time, I’m suffering from a massive case of Writer’s Block. Maybe all the time away from the site made me rusty as fuck or maybe the passion to write that was once there is finally being extinguished, but as of right now, I think my creativity has officially peaked. Normally, I would just say fuck it all and just walk away and retire, never to be seen again, but I feel that it’s only a matter of time before it all comes back to me and I pick up right where I had originally left off. I know the site hasn’t been the same as it was before September, so I would like to thank all of those who still visit, comment and contribute columns. If it wasn’t for you guys, then I would have probably just let this motherfucker die. Instead of being overdramatical and morbid though, I have decided to bring back this Q&A post. I had alot of fun answering all your questions the last time, which lead to me posting these answers. That was well over 8,000 words and I feel that if I can get enough questions to match that word count, then maybe this writing shit would resurrect itself within me. You can use this post to ask me all types of questions about wrestling’s past, present or future, music, movies, TV, current events, sex, drugs, sports, fashion, porn, video games, the site, whatever you can think of, I will answer (trolling questions need not apply). I will come back to this post at a later time and answers the questions in a new blog, so the better the questions, then the more entertaining my answers will be. So what the fuck are you waiting for? Ask me some motherfucking questions already!

  1. Capt. Smooth
    December 6, 2011 at 5:55 am

    Have a nice birthday?

  2. parky
    December 6, 2011 at 7:21 am

    why does the IWC over-rate shawn michaels so much?

  3. December 6, 2011 at 10:10 am

    How’s Niggy doing?

    Is http://www.twitter.com/fakebookert the funniest thing in twittertainment?

    Do you take John Cena’s advise and Rise Above Hate?

    Where’s Layla?

    Spider-man or The Hulk?

    Will you write a story about Matt Hardy’s time in rehab?

    Who’s the smartest person you know?

    Do you J-walk?

    Do you do your part to help the environment?

    Opinion of Kevin Nash being back?

    Is Kelly Kelly’s generic Maxim cover page overrated? Half naked women on cars isn’t ground breaking. Why not just put a sandwich in one of her hands and a football in the other?

    How long are Stacey Keibler’s legs? In inches and centemeteres.

    Who will be the most sucessful member of the original Nexus?

    Is you were a WWE Superstar, who would you choose as your valet?

    John Cena or CM Punk?

    Opinion on John Morrison leaving?

  4. Ricky Bobby
    December 6, 2011 at 1:53 pm

    Who do you think all this January 2nd crap is for? Any TNA personalities making the move to WWE?

  5. December 6, 2011 at 3:26 pm

    Who would you pick to get on top of, Vickie or ODB?

    Who is the better writer, Tony or Shaman? 😛

  6. Capt. Smooth
    December 6, 2011 at 4:46 pm

    Who would you consider one of your heroes?

    When answering these questions, do you do them all at once or do them as they come in?

  7. December 6, 2011 at 7:08 pm

    Are you still doing an end-of-the-year awards column?

  8. December 6, 2011 at 7:20 pm

    Why does the IWC over-rate Zack Ryder so much and how much longer until they start complaining about him?

    • Capt. Smooth
      December 6, 2011 at 8:06 pm

      They already are.

      • December 6, 2011 at 10:19 pm

        Not really…he is still on their “good side”.

        • Capt. Smooth
          December 7, 2011 at 5:53 am

          It’s quickly changing.

  9. December 6, 2011 at 11:32 pm

    Good start. Need more questions for this to work though and they don’t have to be wrestling related.

    And I’m seriously suffering from Writer’s Block… it fucking sucks 😦

    • Tony Kegger
      December 7, 2011 at 12:22 am

      what is the deadline? (not a question for your column).

  10. Chadam
    December 7, 2011 at 12:48 am

    How do you feel about the rapper Random aka MegaRan?

  11. Chadam
    December 7, 2011 at 12:50 am

    Do you think Dance With The Devil by Immortal Technique is a true story?

  12. Devastating David
    December 7, 2011 at 3:25 am

    Good to see you back homey! I have a question if you could form your own wrassling company who would you have in it would you have a GM or a president? What titles would you have? Would you put more emphasis in promo or the wrestling? What would you have the rating? PG R TV14 OR NC17?

  13. Capt. Smooth
    December 7, 2011 at 5:55 am

    If you had to have sex with one of these, what would it be? Layla without arms or Kaitlyn without legs?

  14. parky
    December 7, 2011 at 12:10 pm

    rangers or celtic?
    do you think seth macfarlanes flintstones re-make will be any good?

  15. December 7, 2011 at 5:20 pm

    Does your microwave have a popcorn button?

    Simpsons or Futurama?

    American Dad or Family Guy?

    If you could say one thing to Barack Obama, what would it be?

    Why do girls go to the bathroom together?

    What is your opinion on the following issues:
    1) Factory Farming?

    2) Corrupt governments?

    3) World Hunger?

    4) Water shortages?

    5) AIDS crisis?

    Will you watch the Chris Beniot movie?

    Do you drink bottled water or tap water?

    Will Cena go heel before Wrestlemaina?

  16. December 7, 2011 at 6:10 pm

    Do you regret getting all these questions?

    • Capt. Smooth
      December 7, 2011 at 7:01 pm


      • December 8, 2011 at 12:18 am

        Last Q&A post had over 150 questions, so this is not even close. Should be easier I guess. Where’s the challenge dammit?

        • Capt. Smooth
          December 8, 2011 at 5:49 am

          I’m not doing joke questions.

  17. December 7, 2011 at 7:43 pm

    Are you ever going to devote a column to the events leading up to your “state sponsored vacation”?

  18. December 7, 2011 at 9:31 pm

    As a little Jcity dude, did you make good grades in school?

  19. December 8, 2011 at 12:21 am

    Ummm, maybe it’s time for a part two of a past column or another P.O.V post…hmmm. Idk.

  20. Capt. Smooth
    December 8, 2011 at 5:52 am

    What’s the oddest food you’ve ever tried?

    Biscuits and Gravy or Pancakes and syrup?

    Are you a fast driver or slow driver?

    What’s the farthest you’ve ever been from Boston?

  21. December 8, 2011 at 3:46 pm

    Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
    Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
    What is the last thing you watched on TV?
    Without looking, guess what time it is
    Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
    With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
    When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
    Did you dream last night?
    Do you remember your dreams?
    When did you last laugh?
    Do you remember why / at what?
    What is on the walls of the room you are in?
    Seen anything weird lately?
    What do you think of this quiz?
    What is the last film you saw?
    If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
    If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
    Tell me something about you that most people don’t know.
    If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
    Do you like to dance?
    Would you ever consider living abroad?
    Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
    Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
    What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
    Last time you swam in a pool?
    Type of music you like most?
    Type of music you dislike most?
    Are you listening to music right now?
    What color is your bedroom carpet?
    If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
    What was the last thing you bought?
    Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?
    Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
    Do you have a garden?
    Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
    What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
    If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
    Who sent the last text message you received?
    Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
    What time is bed time?
    Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
    How many tattoos do you have?
    If you don’t have any, have you ever thought of getting one?
    What did you do for your last birthday?
    Do you carry a donor card?
    Who was the last person you ate dinner with?
    Is the glass half empty or half full?
    What’s the farthest-away place you’ve been?
    When’s the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
    Have you ever won a trophy?
    Are you a good cook?
    Do you know how to pump your own gas?
    If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be?
    Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?
    Do you touch-type?
    What’s under your bed?
    Do you believe in love at first sight?
    Think fast, what do you like right now?
    Where were you on Valentine’s day?
    What time do you get up?
    What was the name of your first pet?
    Who is the second to last person to call you?
    Is there anything going on this weekend?
    How are you feeling right now?
    What do you think about the most?
    What time do you get up in the morning?
    If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?
    Who would you tell first?
    What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema?
    Do you sing in the shower?
    Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
    What do you do most when you are bored?
    What do you do for a living?
    Do you love your job?
    What did you want to be when you grew up?
    If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be?
    Which came first the chicken or the egg?
    How many keys on your key ring?
    Where would you retire to?
    What kind of car do you drive?
    What are your best physical features?
    What are your best characteristics?
    If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?
    What kind of books do you like to read?
    Where would you want to retire to?
    What is your favorite time of the day?
    Where did you grow up?
    How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
    What are you reading now?
    Are you a morning person or a night owl?
    Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
    Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
    Do you have pets?
    How many rings before you answer the phone?
    What is your best childhood memory?
    What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life?
    Any new and exciting things that you would like to share?
    What is most important in life?
    What Inspires You?

  22. December 8, 2011 at 3:50 pm

    Actually, that was Shaman’s Harvest.

  23. Capt. Smooth
    December 8, 2011 at 6:40 pm

    What is scarier? A big snake, because it can overpower you or a little one, because it’s easier to loose in tight spaces?

  24. December 8, 2011 at 7:10 pm

    Top five favorite WWE Matches?

    Top Five favorite WWE wrestlers? Top five least favorite?

    Top Five Favorite Movies?

    What moment on RAW or Smackdown has pissed you off the most this year?

    Favorite non-PG moment of 2011 in the WWE?

  25. December 8, 2011 at 7:13 pm

    Where is the best place to meet girls?

    What does a vagina feel like?

    • Capt. Smooth
      December 8, 2011 at 7:22 pm

      Like warm apple pie.

  26. December 8, 2011 at 7:24 pm

    Would you rather your daughter had no friends or was a slut?

    Would you rather know the date of your death or the cause of your death? (death cannot be avoided by acting upon this knowledge)

    Would you rather get rid of Justin Bieber or Rebecca Black?

    Would you rather suffer from premature ejaculation or have a hard getting an orgasm?

    Would you rather be able to read everyone’s mind all the time or always know their future?

    Would you rather be an unknown minor league basketball player or a famous professional badminton star?

  27. Capt. Smooth
    December 8, 2011 at 7:42 pm

    If you had to pick one, would you rather get a bloody vagina or a shitty ass to screw?

  28. Capt. Smooth
    December 8, 2011 at 7:53 pm

    Do you like Hip Hopera?

  29. Capt. Smooth
    December 8, 2011 at 7:55 pm

    Who is the oldest woman you find attractive?

  30. Capt. Smooth
    December 8, 2011 at 7:58 pm

    Ever had the hots for a teacher?

    Would you take part in a squirter bukkake?

    Best Christmas present you’ve ever received?

    Favorite snack?

  31. December 8, 2011 at 8:07 pm

    Is it disrespect that Eddie Guerrero’s wife is most hated WWE villain? And is it disrespectful that he was in relationships (albeit kayfabe relationships) with Edge, Big Show, and Dolph Ziggler?

    • Chadam
      December 8, 2011 at 10:19 pm

      I can’t wait for J to answer this one, I’ve got my own 2 cents on that.

      • Capt. Smooth
        December 9, 2011 at 5:49 am

        Yes, interesting question.

  32. December 9, 2011 at 3:51 pm

    Get help, Smooth.

    Capt. Smooth :
    If you had to pick one, would you rather get a bloody vagina or a shitty ass to screw?

    What the hayell is wrong with you!

    • Capt. Smooth
      December 9, 2011 at 5:43 pm

      He asked for questions. I’m trying to come up with ones that would make somebody think.

    • December 9, 2011 at 10:39 pm

      I heard somewhere that anal is good for constipation.

      • December 9, 2011 at 11:08 pm

        Lmmfao. Damn.

        • December 10, 2011 at 12:14 am

          It was in that movie…Seth Rogan and Elizabeth Banks Make A Porno.

          • Capt. Smooth
            December 10, 2011 at 6:38 am

            That one scene…and I’m sure you know the one I’m talking about.

  33. December 9, 2011 at 3:58 pm

    1. Did you miss me?

    2. What’s the real story of your arrest? (Don’t answer it if you don’t want to)

    3. Do you ever watch soccer? What teams do you like? Ever heard of Feyenoord Rotterdam? (my favorite team)

    4. NFL, NHL, NBA, WWE or TNA?

    5. Niggy still alive?

    6. Favorite beer?

    7. Have you ever met any Dutch guys? (Dutch, California doesn’t count)

    8. McDonalds, Burger King, KFC or Subway?

    9. Do girls with red hear also have red pubic hear? (Always wanted to know, I tried fucking a redhead a few weeks back but she wouldn’t let me.. That bitch! Now I still don’t know..)

    Oh and that brings me to the next question..

    10. Ever fucked a redhead?

    • Capt. Smooth
      December 9, 2011 at 5:44 pm

      As far as the red head question goes, there is always porn.

  34. December 9, 2011 at 5:05 pm

    Did you ever think about doing Porn?

    • Capt. Smooth
      December 9, 2011 at 5:46 pm

      HAHAHAHAHA! I didn’t even read your question until after I replied to Jeroen!

  35. TKO
    December 9, 2011 at 7:32 pm

    What up ghost. I see you got plenty of questions fam. Have fun haha

    • December 9, 2011 at 11:09 pm

      Lol. At least I’ve shown up more than The Rock has. Next blog will be via satalite though…

      • Capt. Smooth
        December 10, 2011 at 6:39 am


  36. Rob
    December 9, 2011 at 9:52 pm

    Will you ever review Raw again?

    Xbox 360 or PS3?

    Which do you prefer, Raw or Smackdown?

    Are you religious?

  37. Anonymous
    December 9, 2011 at 10:06 pm

    Are you jealous of Andrew Johnson’s and LT’s homosexual relationship over at TJR?

  38. December 9, 2011 at 10:37 pm

    Tony Kegger :
    Is it disrespect that Eddie Guerrero’s wife is most hated WWE villain? And is it disrespectful that he was in relationships (albeit kayfabe relationships) with Edge, Big Show, and Dolph Ziggler?

    By the way I meant SHE was in relationships….not HE.

  39. Mr.Redlight
    December 10, 2011 at 12:03 am

    When we gonna smoke? I dont do it as much but i wouldnt pass that chance up lol

  40. Capt. Smooth
    December 10, 2011 at 6:40 am

    You like spicy food

    Does it like you?

  41. December 10, 2011 at 2:26 pm

    What you ever seen this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwgvfp3jlvc

    • Chadam
      December 10, 2011 at 3:24 pm

      holy shit. lol

      • December 10, 2011 at 11:04 pm

        lol…yeah I discovered that video a few years ago. Good unintentional comedy.

  42. December 10, 2011 at 6:26 pm

    Would you kill Mark Henry?

  43. December 11, 2011 at 12:01 am

    What’s so great about Brandon Meriweather? He sucks with the Bears this year.

  44. December 11, 2011 at 12:11 am

    Are you going to miss Big Baby?

    How much does Boston love Tom Brady?

    Is Ben Affleck worshipped like a god in Boston?

    Do you wish the Celtics still had Thibs?

    Why is Brian Scalabrine so popular? I think I heard his name chanted at the Boston RAW during a Sheamus match. If I did hear it correctly, that’s the best WWE chant of 2011. http://youtu.be/ri7MfWodpzU?t=5m10s

  45. December 11, 2011 at 12:27 am

    Ray the Rambler :
    Did you ever think about doing a Charity Bake Sale?

    I need to PG this stuff up. It’s getting too inappropriate.

  46. December 11, 2011 at 12:29 am

    Ray the Rambler :
    Would you compliment Mark Henry on his grizzly bear beard??

    Killing is not appropriate.

  47. December 11, 2011 at 12:31 am

    Mr.Redlight :
    When we gonna volunteer at the sick kids hospital? I dont do it as much but i wouldnt pass that chance up lol

    Smoking isn’t good for you.

  48. December 11, 2011 at 8:04 am

    lol Harv!

  49. Capt. Smooth
    December 11, 2011 at 9:57 am

    Favorite cereal growing up?

    Taught Niggy any tricks?

    Steak or pork chops?

    Favorite song for having sex?

    Better term: Retro or throwback?

  50. December 11, 2011 at 1:02 pm

    lol JCITY has a LOT of ?’s to answer 😛

  51. December 11, 2011 at 11:34 pm

    Are following all those political dudes running for election?

    What is your favorite holiday?

    Is drinking alcohol really worse for you than smoking weed?


    • Capt. Smooth
      December 12, 2011 at 5:45 am

      Some of these “political dudes” are batshit crazy.

  52. December 12, 2011 at 9:11 am

    Ok, no more questions. I will start working on an answer post soon. Thanks for participating 🙂

    • December 12, 2011 at 7:32 pm

      Nooooo…I got one last question. Are you a Patriots fan? If so, I warning you in advance…the Pats will not beat Tim Tebow. God hates Tom Brady.

      • Capt. Smooth
        December 12, 2011 at 7:42 pm

        I heard The Hornets wanted to trade Chris Paul to The Broncos for Tim Tebow.

  53. December 12, 2011 at 10:08 am

    Alan :
    Are you following the campaigns’s all those political gentlemen running for election?
    What is your favorite holiday?
    Is drinking apple juice really worse for you than eating cookies?
    Ahahaha (AKA thanks for answering) Sir THE INFAMOUS JCITY™, your royal freshness and badassness.

    Just thought i’d translate that for old man Smooth. This young hip lingo just goes right over his head.

    • Capt. Smooth
      December 12, 2011 at 4:46 pm

      Huh? Let me turn my hearing aids up, sonny.

      • December 12, 2011 at 8:17 pm

        Thanks for the assist Shaman dude!

  54. December 15, 2011 at 3:46 am

    Ok, so I just organized all the questions into categories. I’m sick as fuck though, but it should be done by the weekend, hopefully.

    • Capt. Smooth
      December 15, 2011 at 5:44 am

      Don’t feel well either. Got the Hershey Squirts. Get well.

  55. December 15, 2011 at 12:14 pm

    This is Ironic as I’m sick as a dog too, got a f’n headcold.

    • Capt. Smooth
      December 15, 2011 at 6:52 pm

      Get away from me!!!

  56. December 15, 2011 at 9:59 pm

    WeIl, I feel fantastic.

    • December 15, 2011 at 10:01 pm


      Maybe I’m not doing as well as I though…

      • December 16, 2011 at 7:26 am


        Ahaha, I think you need to see a docta Shaman dude!

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