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Caption This Shyt: John Cena Is A Fruit…y Pebble

Caption This Shyt: John Cena Is A Fruit…y Pebble


Ok, now I’m fucking convinced that the WWE is fucking with us for the hell of it. Not only are they now selling anti-Cena merchendise, but now if you buy a box of Fruity Pebbles Cereal, you can win the chance to meet John Cena in person. I don’t know about y’all, but I’m loving the fact that the WWE is no longer shying away from all the John Cena hate and are starting to embrace it. Putting John Cena on a box of Fruity motherfucking Pebbles is fucking GENIUS!!! If the WWE continues doing shit like this then they might end up killing a good percentage of the John Cena hate by turning everyones Cena hating ammunition against them. After the jump is the back of the cereal box. Shoutout to Capt. Smooth for putting me on this. 

  1. December 18, 2011 at 5:40 pm

    Put John Cena on beer cans. People would love that.

    • December 18, 2011 at 8:55 pm

      If Stone Cold Steve Austin was on beer cans during his prime that would have been the highest selling brand of beer in history.

  2. Capt. Smooth
    December 18, 2011 at 7:33 pm

    Glad to do it, J.

    I hope they don’t start selling John Cena tampons for “lady parts” or a Cena pinwheel for…you know.

    • December 18, 2011 at 8:56 pm

      Actually they should start selling Cena tampons for lady parts that trend worldwide. If someone sticks up for Cena just pull out a tampon and tell they to shove it up their ass.

      • Capt. Smooth
        December 18, 2011 at 9:01 pm

        I still liked Cena’s line about Rock’s infatuation with Cena’s imaginary “man-gina”.

        • December 18, 2011 at 10:29 pm


          That’s why he doesn’t wear the vintage wrestlng speedo, because litearly has nothing to hide.

          • Capt. Smooth
            December 18, 2011 at 10:31 pm

            And how would you know? X-ray vision?

            • December 19, 2011 at 12:06 am

              Cena tucks his dick back while looking in a full body mirror. How else would he know about a mangina?

              • Capt. Smooth
                December 19, 2011 at 5:52 am

                His porn collection?

  3. TKO
    December 18, 2011 at 10:54 pm

    “We See You, I’m sorry I had to do this but he’s washed up…yabba dabba do bitch”

    never more appropriate from TKO

    • Capt. Smooth
      December 18, 2011 at 11:02 pm

      Wa it via satellite?

    • December 19, 2011 at 12:07 am

      I was actually listening to that when I posted this. True story.

  4. Rob
    December 19, 2011 at 12:47 pm

    This is too damn funny but damn how many updates you put up since the last time I came on here?

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