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North Korean Leader Kim Jong ll Is Fucking Dead

2011 hasn’t been too friendly to dictators/terrorist it seems. First Osama, then Gaddafi, and now Kim Jong II has just been pronounced dead. He was 69yrs old. I don’t really know much about him except for the fact that he was a nuclear weapons loving asshole who has threaten to blow up the United States of America on numerous occasions by testing his weapons nuclear range, which is rumored to be fully capable of reaching the coast of California. He is also known for letting his country go into poverty as he wasted all of his resources into creating the most technologically advanced nuclear weapons known to man, but to me he will always be the funny speaking antagonist in the “Team America” movie. I guess this would be the part where I say rest in peace, but I don’t feel that Kim Jong deserves my respect, so fuck him and may he lick a million motherfucking cocks per second… IN HELL!!!!!

  1. Capt. Smooth
    December 19, 2011 at 5:54 am

    He won’t be “ronery” for much longer.

  2. December 19, 2011 at 7:56 am

    I found that out while reading Canton’s live PPV report. I found out Bin Laden’s death in a similar way. I can’t believe that I learned about the deaths of two evil leaders while trying to read about two pro wrestling PPVs.

    • December 19, 2011 at 8:47 am

      Lol. World leaders are now trying to stop the Royal Rumble from taking place as they panic over who is going to die next.

  3. Rob
    December 19, 2011 at 12:45 pm

    Kim is a girls name.

  4. December 19, 2011 at 3:54 pm

    Any man who wears a jumpsuit, glasses, hi-heels and is named Kim has no business leading a country in the first place.

  5. Capt. Smooth
    December 19, 2011 at 6:17 pm

    What about Lil Kim?

    • December 20, 2011 at 2:36 pm

      Lil Kim is the greatest female rapper of all time. I still bump that Hardcore album from 96.

      • TKO
        December 21, 2011 at 7:15 pm

        Lil Kim looks like shit, ruined her legacy. Can’t even look at the bitch. Hardcore was ill though, but 93% of her more recent shit is trash. Anyway, Kim Jong was gettin off on that Team America movie, funny guy. Rest in Shit

        • December 21, 2011 at 11:18 pm

          Lil Kim will always be the greatest female rapper ever. I would rather fuck Nicki Minaj though.

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