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Zack Ryder Wins The United States Championship At The WWE TLC PPV

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!  He did it. He really fucking did it. Zack Ryder is the new United States Champion. FUCK! How the fuck did this happen? Why the fuck did this happen? I fucking hate Zack Ryder. I blame John Cena for this. I also blame all the easily amused motherfuckers that reside on the Internet. Fuck. Zack Ryder is nothing but a glorified midcarder who’s career was in the crapper until he found salvation on YouTube. Fucking YouTube!!! Fuck, this must be a bad dream or something. What’s next, a former MTV reality star winning the WWE Championship? Oh wait…

  1. Capt. Smooth
    December 19, 2011 at 5:55 am

    Great story. Congrats to Ryder! I bet Vince is pissed, because it wasn’t somebody he initially pushed.

    • December 19, 2011 at 7:26 am

      This is bad. This is very bad. Watch more wrestlers infiltrate social media in hopes of getting a push. Tyler Rekks has a cartoon called the Midcard Mafia, so should he get a shot at the Intercontinental Championship?

      • Capt. Smooth
        December 19, 2011 at 6:19 pm

        He got over with casual fans. That’s why he’s getting a title run.

        • December 20, 2011 at 2:27 pm

          Idk, to me it doesn’t feel like he worked his way up. He just languished in the midcard and used social media instead of skills to get to where he is.

          • Capt. Smooth
            December 20, 2011 at 4:48 pm

            He wasn’t in the midcard. He was hardly on tv and about to be let go, so he decided to do the web show. It caught on, then you could hear “WE WANT RYDER!!!” chants. He was put on tv as comedy act, but he stayed over. Then, he pinned Ziggler a few times and earned a title shot. He won the match and it went over well. We’ll just have to see how it goes from here.

  2. December 19, 2011 at 8:02 am

    I think Ryder deserves to be on TV but he shouldn’t win any Championships in the WWE. The WWE obviously wanted him to be a jobber (and then future endeavored) but they made him the U.S. Champion just because of a YouTube show. What happened to the good old days when you would use backstage politics or marry the boss’s daughter so you could get over? If making a YouTube Show gets you over in 2011, where is Drew McIntyre’s YouTube Show?

  3. December 19, 2011 at 8:03 am

    By the way, it’s going to be a long time before I forget Sheamus defeating Ryder in 5 seconds or Edge saying to Ryder, “You’re an easy win because you suck”.

    • December 19, 2011 at 8:46 am

      Lol, its funny because it’s true. Ryder does suck and I give him less than 2 months with that title.

      • Capt. Smooth
        December 19, 2011 at 6:21 pm

        Punk jobbed to Cena in about 3 minutes a few years ago. Henry was a jobber earlier this year. People get pushes at diferent times, always have.

        • December 20, 2011 at 2:29 pm

          They have seniority though. Henry deserved a push after being mismanaged for years. Ryder, not so much.

          • Capt. Smooth
            December 20, 2011 at 4:49 pm

            Henry got a world title push as a “thank you” from the WWE. Zack only got a midcard title shot. You have to start out somewhere.

  4. Rob
    December 19, 2011 at 12:44 pm

    I’m happy for Zack Ryder. He’s one of us.

  5. December 19, 2011 at 3:50 pm

    Go Ryder! Unlike so many other boring generic superstars (Del Rio), Ryder stands out and finds ways to be actually entertaining. I’m gald he won.

    • Capt. Smooth
      December 19, 2011 at 6:22 pm

      Should’ve had Del Rio debut under a mask as a face. His moveset is better suited for a face.

      • Chadam
        December 19, 2011 at 7:28 pm

        He could have been part of my proposed Power Ranger Sin Cara stable

        • Anonymous
          December 19, 2011 at 7:29 pm

          I would have soooo marked out for that!

          • Capt. Smooth
            December 19, 2011 at 7:30 pm

            That was me.

    • December 20, 2011 at 2:30 pm

      He seems like a cartoon gimmick from the 80’s.

  6. December 20, 2011 at 2:32 pm

    Capt. Smooth :

    Should’ve had Del Rio debut under a mask as a face. His moveset is better suited for a face.

    He was a masked face in Mexico but WWE didn’t want any more people wearing masks because they had Rey Mysterio on the roster. If he did debut as a masked face then there is no doubt in my mind that he would have been the original Sin Cara.

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