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THE INFAMOUS JCITY™ Would Like To Wish You All A Merry Christmas, A Krazy Kwanza, A Happy Hanukkah, A Festive Festivus, A Seductive Sinterklaas, Felix Navida, Or Like I Should Have Said In The First Place, Happy Holidays… Motherfuckers!!! *NSFW*

[Editors Note: I will not be writing any “Question Of The Day” posts this week. In its place I will post blogs that highlight the best, worse and any other thing that comes to mind when it comes to wrestling in 2011. Stay tuned.]

I hope you all have fun celebrating the holiday of your choice this year. I know I will, but I’m not here to get all sentimental on your asses, so instead of posting some heartfelt holiday message I would have more than likely stolen off a Hallmark card, I decided to keep the celebration going by posting a bunch of Santa’s naughtiest Hos. So, put your presents to the side, stop sipping that eggnog and hop on board the Ho Ho Hooooooooooooooooo Train!!!

  1. December 25, 2011 at 4:35 pm

    Merry XXXmas to all you broskis out there!! Ahahaha.

  2. Capt. Smooth
    December 25, 2011 at 4:45 pm

    Happy Holidays!!!

    Maury Christmas and “I touch my elf” are classic!!!

    • December 25, 2011 at 11:56 pm

      I laughed so hard when I found those. Hope you had a good one.

      • Capt. Smooth
        December 26, 2011 at 10:17 am

        I was glad to see my cousin and his husband from NY. They got married on my birthday and they told me the state’s economy has gotten better due to so many new couples getting married.

        I saw Rondo go OFF!

        Got a movie gift card. It helps so much when I’m broke.

        Sister made a fake Chik-Filet recipe that was awesome.

        My cousin was skyping us from his home in S.C. and little did he know, he’s little kid had the door cracked while he was on the toilet.

        Overall, a good day!

        • December 26, 2011 at 5:07 pm

          I got a few T-shirts, some PS3 games, new headphones, weed and some good food, so it was a good day I would say. Now onto the New Years celebration 🙂

          • Capt. Smooth
            December 26, 2011 at 5:53 pm

            T,P, and A!

            • December 27, 2011 at 1:10 am

              Does that mean what I think it means? If so I think I got that for Christmas too.

              • Capt. Smooth
                December 27, 2011 at 5:50 am

                Yes, it does mean that.

  3. Rob
    December 25, 2011 at 7:25 pm

    After todays fiasco with my family I don’t think I’m ever going to celebrate Christmas again but I do like me some Christmas hos.

    • December 25, 2011 at 11:59 pm

      Haha, sorry to hear(read) that. My day went surprisingly smooth considering I was kicking it with the dysfunctional family. Christmas Hos FTW!!!

      • Capt. Smooth
        December 26, 2011 at 10:18 am

        Is there a Christmas Hos Train?

  4. Chadam
    December 25, 2011 at 7:52 pm

    Merry Edge-mas for all you straight edgers out there!

    • December 26, 2011 at 12:01 am

      My day was faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar from straight edge, but you already knew that. Hope you had a good Xmas.

  5. Stevie Wonder's Nutsack
    December 25, 2011 at 8:41 pm

    Nice hos.

  6. December 26, 2011 at 5:35 am

    Sinterklaas is Dutch, and it’s not the same as Christmas. Sinterklaas was 5 December, and it’s really for the little kids.
    Merry Christmas in Dutch will be “Vrolijk Kerstfeest”.

    Oh and my Christmas started out great! 1st day of Christmas.. and I get fired. Who in the hell wait’s till Christmas to fire someone? Only Chinese people. (I worked at a Chinese Restaurant)
    FUCK CHRISTMAS! 🙂

    • Capt. Smooth
      December 26, 2011 at 10:21 am

      • Capt. Smooth
        December 26, 2011 at 10:22 am

        sorry

        • December 26, 2011 at 5:12 pm

          That fucking sucks to lose your job on Christmas of all days. They probably just mad cuz they only got chopsticks and eggrolls for the holidays.

  7. Stephen
    December 28, 2011 at 2:51 pm

    So this is a porn site now?

    • December 28, 2011 at 4:00 pm

      It’s an anything I want it to be site. If you don’t like naked chicks don’t click NSFW posts.

  8. jimjonsin@hotmail.com
    December 30, 2011 at 6:10 pm

    Good shit!!!!!!

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