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The Origin Of A Destiny: The Real Del Rio Legacy

The Origin Of A Destiny: The Real Del Rio Legacy


Well, isn’t this a fucking blast from the past. For those not in the know, the woman pictured above is vintage slut and porn legend, Vanessa Del Rio. Some might know her for her cameo in Junior Mafia’s “Get Money” music video, others might know her for the excellent blowjob and “Queen of Anal” skills she displayed in the wonderful world of pornography, but one man knows this cum bucket as his mother. That man is Alberto Del Rio.

You see, there is an old school rumor that Vanessa Del Rio once took a trip down to Mexico to film a pornographic movie. She was offered a starring role in a GangBang scene which she was paid $750 for her participation. Back in the day, before you were allowed to take part in a GangBang, you had to get medically cleared first, so in the mean time, Vanessa went to see a live WWF event. At this event she met a young man named Scott Hall, known at the time as Razor Ramon. She persuaded Hall to accompany her to her scheduled movie shoot once her paper work was complete. Hall agreed. He didn’t judge her for her lifestyle since he knew a bitch had to get paid and shit, plus she promised him all the beer he could drink and all the coke he could sniff so he was more than happy to escort her to the movie set. Anyways, as they made their way to the shoot, Del Rio decided it was a good idea to perform fellatio on Hall from the passengers seat of his Mercedes Benz, almost making him crash due to her extraordinary skills in the oral sex department.

When they arrived on the set of the movie, she was told that everything was fine and she was good to go. This particular GangBang consisted of 8 guys. Back in her prime, Del Rio was the most popular Pornstar in existence so she was no stranger to such a demanding scene. She prided herself in being the first major Pornstar of ethnic descent, so this sucking and fucking marathon was nothing new to her. So yeah, she started sucking all the dicks that were presented to her as she begged for a pounding. Del Rio was such a fucking freak that she even tried to fit all of the cocks in her pussy at the same time. This ended up causing a vortex reaction as her vagina spread wide open, a bright light filling the room, opening up a new galaxy. Out of the vortex, former WWE Superstar JBL came out in his stretched limo.

JBL and Scott Hall started brawling as the rest of the GangBangers got sucked up in the vortex (if this was Montana Fishburne I would have called it the Matrix instead, ZING!). The vortex flashed again and out came Sheamus who proceeded to give Hall his own finishing manuever that the Irish born WWE Superstar ended up stealing and making his own, The Razor’s Edge. As Sheamus turned around to celebrate, JBL hit him with a ferocious Clothesline From Hell which sent all the wrestlers tumbling to their untimely deaths (or back to their proper place within the space-time continuum). The vortex closed and then imploded on itself, jizzing everywhere in the process.

Legend has it that after this encounter, Vanessa Del Rio was kidnapped and raped by a Mexican drug lord who just happened to have a part-time gig as a very popular Luchador named Dos Caras. Legend also has it that she ended up giving birth to a son whose paternity is still in question ’til this very day. Her son went on to become a popular Luchador in his own right and now wrestlers for the WWE under the name Alberto Del Rio. While Vanessa doesn’t know who the father of her child is, she says that he was conceived during her stay in Mexico. I wonder how Alberto feels to have such a whore for a mother. DAMN!
I remember when I was little and I found a Vanessa Del Rio porno by accident. I watched it and I’ve been addicted to porn ever since my mind was fucking blown. My innocence was lost forever that day. Damn you Del Rio, DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!
  1. January 22, 2012 at 2:14 pm

    yao ming…..give yourself a raise j

  2. Anon
    January 22, 2012 at 2:40 pm

    Wow. Really bad.

    • January 22, 2012 at 2:57 pm

      Ha, just read the tags. I’m reeling them in, lmmfao. So fucking predictable.

  3. January 22, 2012 at 2:57 pm

    Did this really happen or did you just make it up? Because the only women who could fit a strech limo in her vagina I know of is Melina.

    This would be a good prologue for my True Story of Alberto Del Rio column, though.

    • January 22, 2012 at 3:01 pm

      Lol, This came before your Del Rio story. I wrote this a while back. It was my 6th blog post ever. I would like to think I’ve improved drastically since then. I make no apologies though. I’m proud of everything I’ve ever written no matter how crazy and out there it might have been.

      I just cleaned it up a bit, edited it, decapped it and added some pics to expose it to the people who have not been following me for too long. I know some (most) people will hate this, but I think it’s funny as fuck so there.


  4. Capt. Smooth
    January 22, 2012 at 2:57 pm

    Was Alberto breast-fed?

  5. January 22, 2012 at 3:05 pm

    i had to tell jack jorgenson this was satire…he texted me worried about ya J lol

  6. Thizz Dre
    January 22, 2012 at 4:02 pm

    Vanessa Del Rio is the GOAT. First shawty I seen take a dick on film too. Funny shit.

    • January 22, 2012 at 7:25 pm

      She is definitely legendary. I felt so dirty after watching her video for the first time.

  7. Black Metal Death Metal
    January 22, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    Cracking article mate. I’m old enough to remember this harlot very well. The vortex stuff had me in tears. Don’t worry too much about the naysayers. Keep up the good work. Cheers.

  8. January 22, 2012 at 4:32 pm

    Troll Bait, ahahaha.

    • January 23, 2012 at 9:54 am

      I laughed at that too. Amazing that it works.

      • January 23, 2012 at 1:40 pm

        There must be one or two that wanted to troll, but read that and won’t just to prove me wrong, HAHAHAHA.

  9. Stephen
    January 22, 2012 at 5:22 pm

    This was ridiculous. Just shut this site down already. Nobody would miss it.

  10. Capt. Smooth
    January 22, 2012 at 6:40 pm

    Where’s the tribute with Lexxxi Lockhart?

    • January 22, 2012 at 7:30 pm

      Now that is old school. I used to have a thing for Chasey Lain way back in the day, but now she’s a crystal meth head. My favorite all time pornstar is Obsession. She had little tits, but a huge fucking ass and she did incredible things on film. INCREDIBLE!

      • Capt. Smooth
        January 23, 2012 at 5:42 am

        Nasty stuff?

        • January 23, 2012 at 1:40 pm

          Incredibly nasty.

          • Capt. Smooth
            January 23, 2012 at 5:00 pm

            Oh, gulping.

            • January 23, 2012 at 7:45 pm

              Slurping too.

              • Capt. Smooth
                January 24, 2012 at 5:49 am

                Like Ave Devine. Cool!

                • January 24, 2012 at 5:56 pm

                  Ava Devine, now that is a true fucking slut. There’s a video where she gets fucked up the ass so hard her rectum pops out and she had to tuck it back in.

                  • Capt. Smooth
                    January 24, 2012 at 6:05 pm


                    • January 24, 2012 at 6:46 pm

                      Looked painful, but she seemed like it was an everyday thing just tucked it back in like nothing ever happened, lol.

  11. January 22, 2012 at 8:49 pm

    A vortex leading to another dimension coming out of a vagina with a stretched limo coming out of it? Really? Really? What an image! Now I can’t get it out of my head. Thanks J.

    • January 22, 2012 at 10:07 pm

      Just the image of JBL’s limo driving out of her vagina needs to be made into a movie. This whole post would actually be a good Sy-Fy Porno.

  12. January 23, 2012 at 9:57 am

    Reminds of a Doctor Who episode gone X Rated with wrestlers, porn and without The Doctor.

    You should pitch these to producers in Japan. They’d dig it lol

    • January 23, 2012 at 1:43 pm

      HAHAHAHAHA. They do film some pretty extreme stuff out there. Then they have the audacity to censored half of it.

  13. Rob
    January 23, 2012 at 12:39 pm

    This was hilarious. How do you come up with this stuff?

  14. Capt. Smooth
    January 23, 2012 at 4:58 pm

    Sorry, I must have switched over to Daniel Bryan mode.

    No, I’m not going to be the A.J. in this deal.

  15. Anonymous
    March 1, 2012 at 3:04 pm

    Dat history was 2 2 bad

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