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This Be A Wrestle Fuckin’ Mania 28 PPV Preview… BITCH!!!!!!

This Be A Wrestle Fuckin’ Mania 28 PPV Preview… BITCH!!!!!!

by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

After taking a big warm creamy shit all over the memory of Alan/Hell Gator and uppercutting the resurrection of the shittiest website known to man, XRWB, straight to the depths of hell (while taking a piss on the brand the whole time it plunged into its new fiery home) it’s time to get back to your regularly scheduled program. If you learned anything from that little site distraction it should be that you really don’t want to fucking piss me the fuck off. All that’s gonna happen is that I’m going to end up taking your ass to school and then I’m gonna to embarrass your ass by pulling off a Columbine type massacre up in this bitch. Fuck all that though, that’s the past and this is the motherfuckin’ present, and in the present I have to deal with motherfuckers asking me why I haven’t had any WrestleMania 28 related coverage on the site.

For starters, I’m not a fucking WWE hype machine. If they can’t do a good job in selling me on ordering WrestleMania 28 on April 1st then why the fuck should I care about the event? There’s plenty of sites out there covering the PPV, even going as far as having WrestleMania themed months and/or WrestleMania Week, like some groupie ass bitches, so why are people harassing me for MY thoughts on the PPV? Fuck it though, y’all want WrestleMania, I’m going to give y’all bitches Wrestle Fuckin’ Mania so you motherfuckers can stop flooding my motherfucking email asking me stupid WrestleMania 28 related bullshit. Be warned, I really don’t feel like writing about stupid ass wrestling right now, so I’m just going to reach deep down in the crevice of my asscrack and pull out a WrestleMania 28 preview (proverbially speaking of course) and if it doesn’t meet your precious high standards of IWC literature then fuck you very much bitch. Let’s get this motherfucker started, shall we? #Hypothetical…

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Confessions Of An Internet Troll by (Insert Name Here)

Confessions Of An Internet Troll by (Insert Name Here)

Edited by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

[Editors Note: The last few days on this site have been a roller-coaster ride for those who have followed me from my not so humble beginnings on THEREALSHYT.com. While it was fun having a blast from the past get a foot up his ass, it was a big letdown to find out that Alan was a made up creation. Here in this post is the person behind the Alan character, explaining everything that has gone down since the last time we saw him and the motivation for his deception; the commentator formally known as Hell Gator. While he denies being Craig Smith aka C-Raid aka The Raider Of The Lost Cocks, I’m 100% sure that they are indeed the same person. With that being said, Hell Gator/Alan has decided to come forward and clear the air on all the controversy surrounding his recent exposure. Here is his story…]

Well… I always had a feeling this day would come. Never like this though, but nonetheless I had a feeling this would happen. I know you have all executed me already, but I would like to take some of your time to explain myself. I promise to be completely honest with you and I will not hide or cover anything up. This is the whole and complete truth to what has been an interesting last 16 months to say the least. It won’t change anything that has happened or make anything right or even explain why I did the things I did, but maybe it will put this whole journey to peace at last. Read more…

Are You Serious Bro? Alan and Craig Smith Are The Same Person

Are You Serious Bro? Alan and Craig Smith Are The Same Person

by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

It has recently come to my attention that Craig Smith aka C-Raid the raider of uncut cocks and his butt buddy, Hell Gaytor, are the same person, as proven by identical IP addresses. If you thought they were separate personalities, then you were fooled by the human Maxi Pad/Tampon of a cunt, Craig Smith aka The Raider Of The Lost Cocks. Seriously, there is no difference between them. They are one in the same. It looks like this motherfucker has a multiple personality disorder and he goes around making different email accounts just to pull off his two different personas just to cause friction between other people. In other words, he has no friends, so he just went and created his own best friend to have his back in whatever online drama he starts. Fucking sad man. He’s also commentated as Anon a few times and even though he claims he barely comes on here, he’s been trolling the site for a long time now.

To make matters worse… his IP address matches that of Alan. Yes, our very own Alan is nothing more than another one of Craig’s multiple personalities. Seriously, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? This dude gets on here, hates on a regular basis, then comes on as Alan and acts like everyone’s friend? This motherfucker needs psychological help, ASAP. Instead of trying to get a website resurrection going, this walking Maxi Pad of a man needs to find himself a therapist and get his life together. Mr. Smith should have just stayed his ass in the shadows. Congratulations Craig, you wanted my attention and you got it. I hope it was everything you ever wanted it to be… now GO EAT A DICK BITCH!!!!!!

I’ve wasted enough time on this human Maxi Pad/Tampon of a cunt. RIP Craig Smith aka C-Raid The Raider Of The Lost Cocks aka Hell Gaytor aka… Alan (I really didn’t see that one coming ahahahaha. Bitch!).

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#NowPlaying ~ SlaughterHouse “Hammer Dance”

 

THIS BE A MOTHERFUCKING UPDATE, BYAAAAAATCH!!!!! NEW SLAUGHTERHOUSE SINGLE “HAMMER DANCE” OFF THEIR UPCOMING SHADY RECORDS DEBUT ALBUM, “WELCOME TO OUR HOUSE”, DROPPIN’ MAY 15TH. THIS SHIT GOES HARDER THAN VIAGRA INFUSED PENISES UP IN STEPHEN’S MOTHER’S THROAT AFTER A PROMISE TO LET HER HIT A FULLY LOADED CRACK PIPE.

BEFORE I GO, I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE A SPECIAL FUCK YOUR LIFE SHOUT-OUT TO STEPHEN, HIS BITCH ASS MOMMA, NICHOLAS RICHARDSON (YUP, I’M DROPPIN’ GOVERNMENTS UP IN THIS BITCH, AND WHAT?), HIS DEADBEAT DADDY, CRAIG SMITH WITH HIS DICK RIDING FROM THE SHADOWS ASS AND ANY OTHER PIECE OF SHIT I’VE EVER ENCOUNTERED UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKIN’ BLOG GAME… Y’ALL BITCH ASS NIGGAZ DON’T WANT TO SEE ME GET MY HAMMER DANCE ON. BANG BANG BITCHES. Y’ALL CAN ALL EAT SHIT AND DIE SLOW FOR ALL I CARE… LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Read more…

An Update About Updates And Updating

An Update About Updates And Updating

by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

In an online world known for instant gratification and undeserved entitlement, it really should have been no surprise to find people bitching and complaining about “the lack of content” on this site. Considering that the average writer on the net only writes about once a week, I don’t see what the big fucking deal is. I know I’ve slowed down with the updates lately, but I haven’t missed a single week this year, so people demanding daily updates should really back the fuck off and stop acting like entitled little pricks. I’ve blogged for close to two years now and have provided people with some of the greatest reading material in the history of everdom, but it seems that people don’t appreciate shit and all they want is more, more, more. Read more…

WrestleMania 28 Match Preview: Team Johnny vs Team Teddy by Shaman’s Harvest

WrestleMania 28 Match Preview: Team Johnny vs Team Teddy by Shaman’s Harvest

Edited by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

Ok, so how has everyone been doing? I know I haven’t been around too much lately, but neither has any other writer on this site, and that’s basically because I’ve been bored with wrestling; especially Smackdown, to the point where I only watch it so I can tweet Booker T’s FAVE FIVE to all 840 of my adoring fans, but honestly, if I can be serious for a moment, this site has gone up in flames faster than the fucking Hindenburg, something has to be done before JCITY’s heart gives out or his liver fails from all the booze and Mass Effect 3. So I decided that it’s Wrestlemania season and it’s time to get some content back up. Hopefully JCITY will get in the Wrestlemania mood soon and come up with some Rock trashing columns. Read more…

The Life And Times Of A Video Game Fanatic

The Life And Times Of A Video Game Fanatic 

by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

For as long as I could remember, I have been a video game fanatic. It’s been the one constant thing in my life ever since I was a child (well, that and jerking on my dick watching wrestling) and will continue to be until the day I die. What started out as fun and games has turned into a way to kick back, relax, and escape all of my real world problems. Video games are my drug of choice and there is no better high than beating a level, earning a trophy or completing a game. It’s the reason I can spend over $400 on a PS Vita+games and not regret a damn fucking thing about it. I didn’t always have the luxury of buying the newest video game system though. It’s been an interesting journey just to get to this point so join me as I relive my life and times as a video game fanatic. Read more…