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#NowPlaying ~ SlaughterHouse “Hammer Dance”




  1. Capt. Smooth
    March 25, 2012 at 10:41 am

    I love the fact that “fuck the world” is a tag.

    • March 25, 2012 at 7:04 pm

      So is SUCK MY DICK, lol.

      • Capt. Smooth
        March 25, 2012 at 9:25 pm

        Lovely combo.

        • March 25, 2012 at 10:27 pm

          If I’m going to fuck the world, I think I’m going to need a little foreplay to entice me, lol.

          • Capt. Smooth
            March 26, 2012 at 5:47 am

            True, it’s all about the foreplay.

  2. March 25, 2012 at 1:20 pm

    Can you do a white guy translation?

    • Capt. Smooth
      March 25, 2012 at 4:25 pm

      Yeah, “I’m mad.”.

    • March 25, 2012 at 7:09 pm

      This is a group of individuals who were in the music business, but were overlooked. They went underground, united, released critically acclaimed hiphop, were still overlooked, caught the ear of Eminem, got signed to Shady Records and are now destined to blow the fuck up. Most of their raps are not for mainstream radio play and they don’t make dance music so this is their middle finger to those who say they have to make bubblegum pop shit just to blow. Make an ignorant ass, yet lyrically sound, gangsta ass song, about dancing with their hammers… aka guns. Shit is sick yo.

      It’s basically like people telling me I can’t blog, especially in caps, so I turn around and blog in all caps for almost a year while telling everybody to suck my dick.

      • Capt. Smooth
        March 25, 2012 at 9:26 pm

        So every Saturday morning cartoon that’s ever been on?

  3. TKO
    March 25, 2012 at 2:15 pm

    Joey is in another league. No punchlines just some real talk that came off so fluid. I hear the others, all ill but nothin like joe

    • March 25, 2012 at 7:11 pm

      Joey got the delivery and his voice is perfect for rap, but I think Joell Ortiz killed it. Crooked I came correct too. Their all nice on the mic so you can’t go wrong with picking a favorite. Can’t wait for the album.

  4. Anon
    March 25, 2012 at 4:07 pm

    I thought you said you weren’t going to start any unnessesary drama. You’re a hypocrite.

    • March 25, 2012 at 7:13 pm

      I didn’t start anything and I never said I would never do anything. I just said I won’t entertain anybody’s bullshit. Never said I wouldn’t delve in the drama if need be. Learn to read dipshit. Plus I didn’t say anything wrong, just gave a FUCK YOUR LIFE shout out to some of my past haters. It’s not like I’m rehashing any beef, just giving a nod to the past… and what?

  5. XR
    March 25, 2012 at 6:36 pm

    Oh poor oh poor fool. just when we were considering holding back our anal attack upon you and all members of this sexy crew, but now you choose to blindside us with an insult? oh poor oh poor fool.

    Let our vengeance be unleashed on you anus. And let it be known it has been done for the well being of the people by their crusaders, Craig Smith aka C-Raid… the raider of uncut cocks.


    • March 25, 2012 at 6:47 pm

      You’re so weird. Just open your damn wrestling blog again and get it over with.

      • XR
        March 25, 2012 at 6:55 pm

        so misguided you are poor fool as we are not a wrestling blog but instead a homosexual kingdom – na, better suited as a faggots paradise. don’t you worry about the ‘lube’ for XRWB will be back licking asses soon enough where we will take our rightful place on the throne as the greatest fags to ever live.


        • March 25, 2012 at 7:16 pm

          Lmmfao. What a fucking lame ass queer you turned out to be. Go kill yourself… faggot.

        • March 25, 2012 at 7:17 pm

          Ummm…I know you came out before you shut your blog down the first time, but this is going far.

          I hope the “Faggot Paradise” works well for you, but please keep it away from here.

  6. March 25, 2012 at 7:25 pm

    If Craig Smith aka C-raid the raider of uncut cocks sings “Faggots Paradise” to Coolio’s “Gangsta’s Paradise” beat I will plug whatever little gay ass blog he’s trying to start on the way to his first 10,000 hits. If not then FUCK OFF!!!

    • March 25, 2012 at 7:30 pm

      It seems every time you start a blog, it attracts aggressively homosexual lunatic trolls. It actually makes me appreciate Stephen’s trolling.

      • March 25, 2012 at 7:35 pm

        Lol. These people are are weird.

        • Capt. Smooth
          March 25, 2012 at 9:28 pm

          Yeah, Stephen brings class and sophistication to the comment section.

          • March 25, 2012 at 10:22 pm

            That’s all he ever wanted us to know. Now his spirit is set free.

            • March 25, 2012 at 10:29 pm

              He does seem pretty down to earth compared to past trolls, but still, he could go fuck himself too.

              • Capt. Smooth
                March 26, 2012 at 5:49 am

                Nah, just mildly rub himself, not full-on fucking.

  7. XR
    March 25, 2012 at 7:27 pm

    how dare you tarnish the great name of us fags with you’re childish antics and homosexual fantasies I would love to make into a reality. these acts will not go unpunished. as we speak hell gaytor is applying the final steps for our vengeance that will strike and stroke your cocks with great force. Let it be know that these acts were done out of love for fellow man parts, and these acts were done in the name of Craig Smith aka C-Raid the raider of uncut cocks.


    • March 25, 2012 at 7:37 pm

      Why do you even want to start drama with me? Do you enjoy being treated like a bitch? Cuz that would be the only logical explanation for this shit. Keep it up and you’re just going to get banned.

    • March 25, 2012 at 7:43 pm


  8. XR
    March 25, 2012 at 7:52 pm

    we’re not trying to start drama. all we want is our fair credit for what we did in building up this crew and an apology for how you treated us. there never was any hard feelings on our side of it after everything went down last year, but we just want our credit and we will go away peacefully.

    • March 25, 2012 at 8:09 pm

      Ummm, no. You were never part of THE INFAMOUS CREW™.

      And what happened last year? Oh, you mean when I rescued you from the TJR trash bin, only for you to turn around and try to steal all my writers for your short lived fail of a blog? I don’t see how I did anything wrong except give someone an opportunity to be read after they got dropped like a bad habit, just for them to try to turn my goodwill against me. I’m clearly the good guy in this situation, but I see you remember things differently. I will however credit you for being an ungrateful douche, and nothing more.

      • XR
        March 25, 2012 at 8:33 pm

        you’re right. we never were apart of the infamous crew, but we were one of the first to support the old blog. I was also one of the first guest writers on the site.

        i never left the site and tried to steal your writers. i think we all agree that the events that led up to our leaving of the website were nothing less then shameful by all parties involved. it was never my intention to steal your writers and if it did come off like that; I’m sorry. I guess that doesn’t change anything now.

        • March 25, 2012 at 8:53 pm

          You did leave, and tried to recruit anyone with an email address that frequented my site to read, comment and write for yours, behind my back at that, all because I posted a TITS OR GTFO post and the mere thought of a woman’s boob was enough to offend your queer ass. Now, a year later, you’re doing the same thing by emailing anyone and everyone from this site trying to get some kind of resurrection going. Fuck you. Stop trying to ride my coattails and get your own damn fanbase instead of being a fag about the whole situation.

          The sad part is that if you weren’t such a little bitch you could have easily just been a part of THE INFAMOUS CREW™ and build your own little fanbase for a site resurrection, instead of pathetically emailing a few people, begging them to notice you at my expense. I see you’re using this little drama to get noticed and are using this site to create awareness to whatever the fuck it is that your doing so enjoy your ban because like I said before, I’m not entertaining anyone’s bullshit. Have a nice life… and to anyone that wants to associate themselves with this fag then fuck y’all too.

          The end.

          • XR
            March 25, 2012 at 9:19 pm

            lmao, i didn’t leave because of tits or gtgo, I left because of the war that was going on between you and shaman over those racist comments he made. it was uncomfortable so i jetted.

            doesn’t matter now anyways.

            • March 25, 2012 at 10:31 pm

              I don’t remember racist comments, I just remember you being a twat. Good times…

              • Capt. Smooth
                March 26, 2012 at 5:50 am

                I do remember a spat between you and Shaman, but you two have moved on.

  9. XR
    March 25, 2012 at 8:06 pm

    Just tell us what you think of our theme song too.

    As I skip through the valley of the luminescences of rainbows
    I take a look at my pathetic life
    And realize there’s nothing left
    ‘Cause I’ve been giving and taking up the butt so long
    That even my momma thinks that her son is gone
    But I ain’t never crossed a man that didn’t deserve it up the butt
    Me be treated like a fag you know that’s unheard of
    You betta watch how ya talking
    And where ya walking
    Or you and your homo’s  might be lined in cocks
    I really hate to preach but I like ’em as hard as rocks
    As they cum, I see myself in their bums
    Fool, I’m the kinda gay that little homo’s wanna be like
    On my knees in the night sucking ’em
    Saying prayers in the street light fucking ’em sorry Jesus

    1-Been spending most my life
    Living in a Faggot’s paradise (2)
    Keep spending most my life
    Living in a Faggot’s paradise (2)

    I want The Situation, they got me facing
    I can’t have a normal life, I was raised by two daddies
    So I gotta be down with the wood team
    Too much cock watching, got me chasing yo penis
    I’m an educated fag with semen on my mind (and face)
    Got my ten cocks in my hand and a gleam in my eye
    I’m a low down faggot, gay tripping ass banger
    And my homo’s is down so don’t arouse my dick
    Fool, death ain’t nothing but a unprotected butt fuck away, darling I’m talkin AIDS
    I’m living life do or die, what can I say?
    I’m twenty-three now but will I live to see twenty-four
    The way things is going I don’t know, still so many asses to see, too many cocks to blow

    2-Tell me why are we so gay to see
    That the ones we hurt are you and me?

    (rpt 1)

    Power in the penis, penis in the power
    Minute after minute, hour after hour
    Everybody’s a target, when half of them ain’t looking,
    I take ’em into the bedroom
    But I don’t care who’s looking.
    They say I gotta learn how’d be straight
    But nobody’s gonna teach me
    If they can’t understand, how can they reach me?
    I guess they can’t
    I guess they won’t, I guess I’ll just blow ’em anyways
    That’s why I know my life is one big fuck, fag!

  10. Capt. Smooth
    March 25, 2012 at 9:30 pm

    Did somebody spike my drink today, because I must be trippin’. This convo can’t be real.

  11. Rob
    March 25, 2012 at 9:48 pm

    Ok, I’m lost. What the hell just happened here?

    • March 25, 2012 at 10:15 pm

      X-Raided and Hell Gator have returned from the dead to seak revenge on THE INFAMOUS JCITY. See, X Raided used to review NXT on http://www.therealshyt.com/, but one day me and JCITY argued over who’s the better dresser. I insisted he was, and he insisted I was. We couldn’t come to an agreement so we decided to part ways and I was future endeavored from the site. X-Raided left too and started his own wrestling blog, which lasted about a week, got shut down, and then he disappeared. Hell Gator, yet to be seen on this site, then started numerous blogs with me, such as shamanisgod.blogspot.com, which was my fan site that lasted a day, then the Badass Fatass connection, a Husky Harris and Michael Tarver fansite. That lasted about a week then he disapperared. Soon therealshyt was shut down for being offensive. Then this site started and took off very well, I was even touted as the 2011 Writer of the Year. Then I got a myserious email from X Raided claiming he was coming for us and needed to see where my alligence lied, which i didn’t respond too becuause he sounded nuts. Then on March 25, he started posting homoerotic comments regarding me, then did a remix of Gangsta’s Paradise while JCITY trashed him and I was left wondering when exactly he went nuts.

      And that’s the story. Movie’s coming out July 20, we expect to do very well.

      • March 25, 2012 at 10:40 pm

        Sounds about right… And why the fuck does this assclown still go by the name X-Raided? That’s the name I gave him and I also took away from him… There’s nothing X-Raided about him… to me he will always be Craig Smith aka C-Raid the raider of uncut cocks aka the TJR reject who was kicked to the curb in favor of a Pokemon Master aka who the fuck is really checking for this clown ass motherfucker anyways?

        RIP Raider of the lost cocks… (I know, I know, I can come up with better insults, but is it really worth it? I think not. If it wasn’t for the nostalgia factor I wouldn’t even bother…)

  12. March 25, 2012 at 11:33 pm

    Craig, please stop sending us all these retarted emails.

    • March 26, 2012 at 12:56 am

      Is this the email you just got:

      Well, it seems jcity has accomplished his mission to make me look like a fool… well if it’s a fool you want, then call me a fool… Fuck YOU Alan, Fuck YOU Capt. Smooth, Fuck YOU Hell Gator, Fuck YOU The Infamous JCITY, Fuck YOU Ray The Rambler, Fuck YOU Shaman’s Harvest, Fuck YOU Tony Kegger… Do you want me to be a foolish clown for you? Fine… then I’m a foolish clown… dance, dance you foolish clown! dance for me!

      you will all pay for how you treated me. The Revenge is coming…


      The World Will Never Be The Same.


      Lmmfao. It was never my mission to make anyone look foolish, he did that shit on his own. I only mentioned his name in this post because he’s been going around harassing my peeps with retarded ass emails trying to “take me down”. He basically tried to start a fire by rubbing two sticks together, so fuck it I came through with the flamethrower and that motherfucker got burned #3rdDegree… In other words, he tried to bait me into a feud and got fuckin owned…just like everyone else I’ve dissed in the past and anyone else that wants to step the fuck up in the future…

      So, Na Na Na Na Boo Boo Stick Your Head In Doo Doo. Game Over Motherfucker.

      • Capt. Smooth
        March 26, 2012 at 5:53 am

        The last line means you are one of the greatest people in human history. I’ve been waiting for somebody to use that.

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