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Is Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino An Anus Licking Queer Loving Faggot Used By MTV In Order To Brainwash A New Generation Of Teens Into Becoming Flaming Homosexuals?

Is Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino An Anus Licking Queer Loving Faggot Used By MTV In Order To Brainwash A New Generation Of Teens Into Becoming Flaming Homosexuals?

by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

So, I was just watching the latest episode of Jersey Shore that I had saved on my DVR (don’t you dare fucking judge me) and I have come to the conclusion that MIKE “THE SITUATION” SORRENTINO IS THE MOST UNMANLIEST MAN IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND!!! His whole style and demeanor is similar to that of a 16-year-old teenage girl; he loves to gossip, starts unnecessary drama, is extremely hormonal as if nothing but estrogen is flowing through his veins and he throws little bitch fits in order to get attention. Then there’s the whole tanning thing, his love for shopping and obsession with shaving every hair on his body that just screams faggot to me. If he isn’t gay then he’s certainly bisexual. I know a fag when I see one, and “The Situation” is one Chiquita Banana away from being a full-blown fruit basket.  Read more…

THE INFAMOUS Wrestling News Wire: Is Alex Riley Gay?

THE INFAMOUS Wrestling News Wire: Is Alex Riley Gay?

by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

I don’t know about y’all, but when Alex Riley used to be The Miz’s assistant, they seemed to develop a connection that went above and beyond just business. Their bond came off as what I would classify as a “bromance” and rumors are that it went even further than that. Sources tell me that not only did Alex Riley used to carry The Miz’s bags to and from every arena and hotel, but Riley used to handle the awesome one’s sack… his nutsack. That’s right Alex Riley is (allegedly) gay! Now, people are free to do what they want, so I’m not judging Alex Riley for the lifestyle he has chosen to live, I’m just reporting on this for those of you that might care about the extracurricular activities of one of your favorite WWE Superstars. Read more…

My Exclusive Interview With The Queer From Tough Enough by Shaman’s Harvest

My Exclusive Interview With The Queer From Tough Enough by Shaman’s Harvest

Edited by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

I didn’t watch the newest season of Tough Enough for a few reasons. 1) It doesn’t air in Canada because Vince McMahon is some super American patriot and just doesn’t realize that Canada is its own country separate from the United States. 2) The hookers/divas never take their tops off once and 3) there was a potential homo lurking around. Maybe wrestling does have some homoeroticism to it (for instance, John Cena’s finisher consists of trapping a man so tight that they can’t move and dry humping them until they pass out from pain… or pleasure, or when Triple H kicks you in your balls, then sticks your head between his legs right against his speedo, then he slams you to the ground and fucks the back of your head), but Luke Robison is something different, Luke Robinson, at least the man we believe to be Luke Robinson, didn’t train with Harley Race, Booker T, Shawn Michaels, Bubba and Devon, or FCW, no, no, Luke gained his wrestling experience from… THIS PLACE.

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Hide the kids, clear your history, go watch some lesbian porn, or knock yourself out until you forgot what you saw. Luke Robinson “wrestled” for a GAY~! wrestling organization. That’s some big news right there, and on top of recent anger directed towards douchebag Tough Enough winner “Silent Rage” (which describes his farts) Andy Leavine, I knew I had to have a sit down interview with Luke Robinson. Read more…