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My Exclusive Interview with CM Punk by Shaman’s Harvest

My Exclusive Interview with CM Punk by Shaman’s Harvest

Edited by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

Award winning journalist, Shaman’s Harvest here. As The INFAMOUS fanbase already knows, I was personally touted…no…chirsened by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™ as the writer of the year. There was never really any doubt I would win, not any what if’s, and’s, or but’s. There’s no room for “What If’s” on this site. So, after winning, I decided that I needed to follow-up with a NEW EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW!

I was looking through the archives and I’ve noticed a trend, one that I’m not partially proud of, and it’s that I interview alot of irrelevant people! Seriously… Melina? Jim Ross? Michael Cole? Luke Whatshisrape? As Zack Ryder would say in the silliest of all voices, “Are you serious bro?” So it’s time to deliver an interview from a big name star, and what better star to interview than the hottest commodity in the business today? CM Punk!

Now, you might be wondering how I was able to arrange this interview with “The Voice of the Voiceless”, but that was the easy part. All I did was do some research on the RAW travel schedule and set up a little fake meet and greet with Michael Chiklis. There wasn’t any doubt in my mind that Punk would show up, now let’s hear CM Punk tell it like it really is.

Disclaimer: This interview is intended for entertainment purposes only. The contents of this interview are purely imaginary and did not really occur. 

CM Punk turned the corner in his rental car, passing through a red light, leaving a very opinionated middle-aged black women screaming some choice words at him, but Punk didn’t care, nothing would stop him from meeting his idol. The parking lot was empty, which he thought was strange, but maybe he was just a little early. He got out of his car and went into the Comic Book Store. Read more…

My Exclusive Interview with Jim Ross by Shaman’s Harvest

My Exclusive Interview with Jim Ross by Shaman’s Harvest

Edited by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

Disclaimer: This is intended soley for entertainment purposes only. The contents of this interview are purely imaginary and did not really occur. I do not own nor did I create any of the videos below. 

This interview was recorded last month, but after the incidents that took place that day, I forgot all about it… until now.

I’ve done my “Exclusive Interviews” for a while now, and in my opinion, and hopefully yours, (because I crave your approval) they’ve been pretty successful, but like WWE CEOOEIEIO, Mr. Stephanie McMahon once said, change is necessary in life. It’s a part of evolution, and if you don’t change, evolution will pass you by. I’m taking Triple H’s advise and I’ve decided that it’s time for my “Exclusive Interviews” to evolve a bit. So far, it’s all been plain black text and white backgrounds, but today, that’s not going to be the case. Today, I’ve talked to my interviewee and thought it would be fun for me to record him (he said something about not trusting me and twisting his words like I do with everyone else or something), but unfortunately my voice will not be added, to keep an air of mystery, if you will. This time around I’m interviewing Good Ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I have to say, I wouldn’t trust any one of the other Superstars I’ve interviewed thus far to be able to handle an audio interview, but JR is about as professional as they come, so I trust him.

What do I hope to accomplish in this interview? I hope to really get a sense of JR’s thoughts and feelings on the current WWE product. I hope to get his true opinions on how he’s used, what WWE Superstars to watch out for, and maybe even his thoughts on Michael Cole. I took the New INFAMOUS PRIVATE JET™ (yes, we have that now) and met up with Mr. Ross in New York. Here’s what he had to say… Read more…

My Exclusive Interview with R. Truth by Shaman’s Harvest

My Exclusive Interview with R. Truth by Shaman’s Harvest

Edited by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™ 

Disclaimer: This is intended solely for entertainment purposes only. The content of this interview is purely imaginary and did not really occur. R. Truth is not this crazy in real life, at least I hope not.

One of the best parts of my Infamous Interview’s is, in my opinion, the variety of Superstars being interviewed. Almost every time that a WWE Superstar gives a promotional interview or appears on a Talk Show, it’s one of two people, 1) John Cena speaking of his love of entertaining 8-year-old boys and visiting them when they are at their most vulnerable at hospitals (because that’s not suspicious at all) or 2) The Miz talking about… talking about.. ok, I’ve never bothered to read an interview of his other than the times he has said how much the locker room used to hate him (which they all still do deep down inside after the drunks at PWI accidentally named him “Wrestler of the Year”) and I’ve never watched him once on a silly late night talk show, so I just assume he talks about his homosexual relationship with Michael Cole and living the life of an orange man in speedo’s. Both these guys have no reason to be interviewed other than shameless self promotion with the goal of saying “Sports Entertainment” at least 7 times before it’s over. Someone who really does deserves an interview though is R. Truth. Why isn’t he on Lil’ Jimmy Kimmel?

Ever since he attacked “The Shaman of Shriveled Up Scrotums”, “The Pinnacle of Pathetic Penises”, “The Messiah of Missing Manhood” (do not hesitate to add more in the comment section), John Morrison, while having a cigarette and enjoying a nice bottle of water, he’s been unfairly villainized. He finally realized that just because he was black it didn’t mean he could rap and focused on furthering his own career. R. Truth truly believes there is a conspiracy against him and it doesn’t help when the entire WWE locker room makes him out to be crazy, and we all know that when you’re constantly told you’re insane, you start to really become insane. I’ve patiently waited for a real journalist to let this man speak his mind, but it hasn’t happened. I have no choice but to help this man and let him speak out against the conspiracy. So I decided it was time to call up Booker T and get R. Truth’s address (after hearing about how he spent the entire day deciding between two toilet paper brands and how he finally decided to just wait until one of them goes on sale). Once I contacted R. Truth he said I’d be more than welcome to come down and get the low down. What crazy antics did we get ourselves into? Read it and find the fudge out, and no don’t just skim it!!!!!! I’ll know! Read more…

Exclusive Interview with Capt. Smooth by Tony Kegger

Exclusive Interview with Capt. Smooth by Tony Kegger

Edited by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

The Infamous Crew™ has several members and one of those members is Capt. Smooth. He has established himself as one of the most important members of The Infamous Crew™ despite the fact that he has never written a column that has been published on this website. He has left several witty and funny comments at THE INFAMOUS JCITY™ website, but his words have never appeared above the comments. Well actually that is not completely true. His words actually did appear in the column in which JCITY™ answered questions from visitors who left questions for him in the comments, but the questions Capt. Smooth and everybody else submitted were uncredited so it was an unofficial debut for Capt. Smooth. However, that has all changed now because I have interviewed Capt. Smooth for this website and his words will be officially recognized as the words of Capt. Smooth. This is Capt. Smooth’s official THE INFAMOUS JCITY™ debut!

My interview with Capt. Smooth is long so hopefully you will have learned a lot about him when you are finished reading this interview. I asked Capt. Smooth over 30 questions. We did the interview live in a chat box (thanks Chatroll!). I corrected his typos and put brackets around words he left out that I felt were necessary, but other than that, what you see is what he really wrote. Capt. Smooth is an interesting guy and I hope you enjoy the interview. Read more…

My Exclusive Interview With Michael Cole by Shaman’s Harvest

My Exclusive Interview With Michael Cole by Shaman’s Harvest

Edited by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™ 

Disclaimer: This is intended solely for entertainment purposes only. The content of this interview is purely imaginary and did not really occur, but I wish it did.

Recently, I conducted an interview with WWE legend and current Smackdown commentator, Booker T. The purpose of that interview was to try and work out the problems between Michael Cole and Booker, so we could finally watch Smackdown in peace (I know, I’m such a goooooood Shaman’s Harvest). Unfortunately, it didn’t quite go down that way as Booker got a little (just a little) sidetracked and before he could even discuss the problems between him and Cole, I ended the interview early. I know, completely my fault. So, I decided that the issue wasn’t over just yet and decided that I wanted to work out the problems between Michael Cole and Booker T, once and for all.

In order to help out these two gentlemen, I needed to find out the reason that they are always bickering. I’ve decided to sit down with Michael Cole this time around and find out the cause of the hostility between him and Booker T. I needed to tell Cole that him and Booker are ruining Smackdown. Josh freaking Mathews has the balls of a mutilated fire ant, so he won’t ever say shit and I doubt Cole has ever re-watched Smackdown to find out how annoying they really are. So, I contacted Michael Cole (I’m the Raw GM so I know his email) and arranged a sit down interview between us two. Here’s how it went down. Read more…

My Exclusive Interview With Melina And John Morrison by Shaman’s Harvest

My Exclusive Interview With Melina And John Morrison by Shaman’s Harvest

Edited by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

Disclaimer: This is intended solely for entertainment purposes only. The content of this interview is purely imaginary and did not really occur. This interview contains sexual content and coarse language and isn’t intended for all audiences or people who are easily offended. You’ve been warned, so don’t complain later.

Forever yours,
Shaman’s Harvest

It’s no secret that Melina isn’t the most liked Diva in the WWE locker room. Most say that she’s a rude and annoying bitch who spends more time fucking past and present WWE Superstars doggystyle, like Batista, Mike Knox and many others, than she does in the ring. The last I’ve heard from Melina, she was complaining over Trish Stratus stealing her Wrestlemania 27 spot. I don’t know what this bitch thinks she did to get on Mania over a legend like Trish, but she’s obviously delusional. Her constant female dogging of John Morrison has ruined his reputation around the locker room and I will never understand what John sees in her.

John Morrison is one of my favorite WWE Superstars and I hold Melina personally responsible for holding his career back just because she seems to be on a never-ending period. Melina needs to learn that she is nothing in the WWE, she’s easily replaceable and John Morrison needs to learn that staying with a women like her, who can’t keep her legs closed while he’s working, is only going to hold him back. I decided it was time for some relationship counseling between the two, so I called up my good friend Booker T and got Morrison and Melina’s address (after hearing about the toothpaste he got on his new shirt for half an hour, fascinating by the way). So, let’s see what went down in the bedroom of Mr. and Mrs. Perez. Read more…

My Exclusive Interview With Booker T by Shaman’s Harvest

My Exclusive Interview With Booker T by Shaman’s Harvest 

Edited by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

[Editors Note: All spelling and grammar mistakes were done on purpose, so if you’re a grammar nazi, then please take this moment and eat a nice big hearty bowl of SHUT THE FUCK UP. Thanks.]

Hello to anyone who might still be reading these interviews. There was just a little bit of controversy on my last interview over a word I had used. If you don’t know what word that was, then I’ll give you a hint: it starts with “F” and rhymes with Bob Saget. To anyone who was offended by what I wrote last time, I would like to say… I’m sorry, I’m a gooooood Shaman’s Harvest. No one should be offended by this though, ’cause it’s all about the BookMan!

WWE announcers… they’re truely an embarrassment to the English language (and whatever language Booker T happens to speak). Constantly, the worst part of WWE television, especially on Smackdown, has been the God awful, Jesus hating, flag burning, Asian butt loving announce team of Booker T and Michael Cole, who bitch at each other the entire show and it’s about damn time someone got to the bottom of it. Originally, I had interviewed Michael Cole, but he freaking destroyed me. Seriously, I felt like I was going to cry. Never has anyone made me feel like such a low down piece of trash. I’m never speaking to him again. He’s a bitch.

So then I moved on and decided to get Booker T’s side of the feud. I thought this was best to do face to face so I can at least read his lips, that way I can make out what he’s saying since I would have no idea what he is saying over the phone and I don’t believe he knows how to use a computer. I took the first plane to Houston, Texas and found Booker T. His hot wife, Hooker T, made us some horrible tasting coffee and we got right down to the interview.

I recommend that you guys read this using Booker T’s voice. Make sure to read it out loud too. Preferably in a public place. Read more…