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Epic Failure Of The Year (Male): Matt Hardy

I used to be a huge Matt Hardy fan. When he left the WWE in order to join his brother in Impact Wrestling I thought that he was going to seize the opportunity and reinvent himself. I wanted him to win and believed that he would quickly climb the ladder of success in the Florida based wrestling organization when nobody else believed in him. Matt Hardy reinvented himself alright, but it was the complete opposite of what his fans wanted to see. Matt went “Cold Blooded”, which must have been secret Hardy code for “Drugs Are Life” because for most of 2011, I was wondering if Matt Hardy was still a Professional Wrestler or the World’s Stupidest Crackhead. After seeing his younger brother battle his demons, you would have thought that Matt would have led by example and tried his best to help his brother get his shit together, but that wasn’t the case here. Matt wanted to one up Jeff, so he publicly started dabbling in the world of illicit drugs, alcohol consumption and pharmaceutical narcotics. What followed next was a car crash, numerous arrests, unemployment, a fake suicide attempt, rehab, getting kicked out of rehab and more motherfucking rehab.  Read more…

THE INFAMOUS Wrestling News Wire: A Suicidal Wrestler’s P.O.V: Matt Hardy’s Unauthorized Suicide Letter

THE INFAMOUS Wrestling News Wire: A Suicidal Wrestler’s P.O.V: Matt Hardy’s Unauthorized Suicide Letter

by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

Recently, Matt Hardy uploaded what many people would consider a suicide note on his Youtube account. He has since went on record and has claimed that the video was meant to kill off the “new” Matt Hardy and usher in the era of the “old” Matt Hardy we once knew and loved. The problem with all of that is that I could clearly see through Matt’s bullshit. This was yet another lame attempt to get attention for all the wrong reasons. At this point Matt Hardy’s legacy is tarnished beyond repair. I think I would have respected him more if he actually went ahead and killed himself, but no, he pussied out just like I knew he would. I can go on and on about what I think about Matt Hardy’s antics in a vain attempt to serve my own ego, but I refuse to stoop to other hypocritical rip off/con-artists writers level of bullshit and fuckery when it comes to Matt Hardy coverage. So I thought it would be a good idea to resurrect my P.O.V structured column and get into the mind of Matt Hardy and see if I can figure out what the hell is going on in his head when he does the stupid shit that he does.

[Editors Note: A _____’s P.O.V is an experimental writing style from the warped mind of  THE INFAMOUS JCITY™ where he puts himself in somebody else’s shoes and writes from their perspective. JCITY™  is known for his controversial style so it will be a breath of fresh air to see him leave his comfort zone as he invades the consciousness of others to present to you their mind frame through his eyes. In this edition, JCITY™  will delve into the mind of Matt Hardy as he writes the suicide note he should have written if he wasn’t such a big gapping pussyhole and actually had the balls to kill himself. Enjoy.] Read more…

Caption This Shyt: Is Matt Hardy Sucking Dick For Crack Again?

Caption This Shyt: Is Matt Hardy Sucking Dick For Crack Again?

by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

And the Matt Hardy saga continues… I’ve recently stumbled upon this hilarious pic on Matt Hardy’s Twitter page and it appears as if Matt is either sucking off a transsexual prostitute, is once again providing his services for illicit narcotics, or he is trying to lick on Reby Sky’s crab infested vagina. Nobody would drop down to their knees under any circumstances and face somebody else’s genital region unless they were planning on sucking on a little something something, I’m just saying. We already know that Matt Hardy sucks dick for crack, so it doesn’t surprise me to see this kind of behavior coming from the “Cold Blooded” one, but damn, this shit is beginning to get fucking ridiculous. At the rate Matt Hardy is going, he is making his brother Jeff seem like an angel by comparison and that’s saying alot. If only someone could get Shane Helms to intervene in his friends lives instead of enabling them to throw it away. Matt Hardy had all the potential in the world to be one of the greatest Sports Entertainer of all time, but now he is nothing more than the posterboy for everything that can and will go wrong when you start fucking with drugs. I’m never smoking another blunt for as long as I live after witnessing the trainwreck that is Matt Hardy Version Drug Addict. I guess his life served a purpose after all.

*Fades2Black*

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THE INFAMOUS Wrestling News Wire: Matt Hardy’s Mugshot

THE INFAMOUS Wrestling News Wire: Matt Hardy’s Mugshot

by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

Damn, Matt Hardy looks higher than a giraffes pussy in this mugshot. I’ve already written about what lead to Matt Hardy’s arrest in the highly controversial “True Story Of What Matt Hardy Did The Day He Got Fired From TNA” post, so don’t worry, I won’t rehash any of the details. All I will say about this shit is that Matt Hardy is one lucky son of a bitch to be alive and it looks like the only injury he sustained from his car accident was that red bump on his motherfucking forehead. While most people will judge Matt Hardy for his actions, I find him to be an inspiration and a role model for today’s youth. After the jump are Matt Hardy’s extremely inspirational thoughts on his life changing accident.

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THE INFAMOUS Wrestling News Wire: The True Story Of What Matt Hardy Did The Day He Got Fired From TNA

THE INFAMOUS Wrestling News Wire: The True Story Of What Matt Hardy Did The Day He Got Fired From TNA

by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

On August 20, 2011, Matt Hardy was arrested for Driving While Intoxicated (DWI) and was released from his TNA contract as a result. It has recently been reported that TNA wanted both Matt and his brother Jeff  to undergo rehabilitation before they were allowed to return to the company, as they both have not been featured for a couple of months now. Matt has recently gone on record and has denied that he has a problem with substance abuse and thus refused TNA’s rehab offer. His arrest proved that Matt Hardy is a liar and a liability, so TNA cut their losses for the betterment of their company’s image. Now, people are free to do what they want, so I’m not judging Matt Hardy for the lifestyle he has chosen to live, I’m just reporting on this for those of you that might care about the extracurricular activities of one of your favorite former TNA and WWE Superstars. Here is what really went down (according to my trusty source that will not be named for concerns over his safety) the day Matt Hardy got fired from TNA/Impact Wrestling.  Read more…

Matt Hardy Gets His Krispy Kreme On

TNA wrestler Matt Hardy has been the victim of online bullying due to weight he had gained before his WWE release last year. Fans have bashed him relentlessly about his weight, even going as far as calling him Fatt Lardy. Matt Hardy used the negativity as motivation and has went on to lose a considerable amount of weight since joining TNA Wrestling. Some might say that his weight loss was due to the massive amount of cocaine Matt Hardy has been exposed to courtesy of his reunion with his brother, Jeff Hardy. Others say Matt Hardy has been getting fit thanks to an all grape diet he has recently dedicated himself to. It would seem like the “Cold-Blooded” superstar was finally heading in the right direction when it came to his physical appearance so it’s surprising to hear that Matt Hardy has relapsed.

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