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Is Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino An Anus Licking Queer Loving Faggot Used By MTV In Order To Brainwash A New Generation Of Teens Into Becoming Flaming Homosexuals?

Is Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino An Anus Licking Queer Loving Faggot Used By MTV In Order To Brainwash A New Generation Of Teens Into Becoming Flaming Homosexuals?

by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

So, I was just watching the latest episode of Jersey Shore that I had saved on my DVR (don’t you dare fucking judge me) and I have come to the conclusion that MIKE “THE SITUATION” SORRENTINO IS THE MOST UNMANLIEST MAN IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND!!! His whole style and demeanor is similar to that of a 16-year-old teenage girl; he loves to gossip, starts unnecessary drama, is extremely hormonal as if nothing but estrogen is flowing through his veins and he throws little bitch fits in order to get attention. Then there’s the whole tanning thing, his love for shopping and obsession with shaving every hair on his body that just screams faggot to me. If he isn’t gay then he’s certainly bisexual. I know a fag when I see one, and “The Situation” is one Chiquita Banana away from being a full-blown fruit basket.  Read more…