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#NSFW: Random Nonsense ~ The Weekend Of 2/10 – 2/12 *LIVE*

#NSFW: Random Nonsense ~ The Weekend Of 2/10 – 2/12 *LIVE* 

by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

[Editors Note: This post is officially one for the history books. I talked about the first time I smoked weed, my issues with insomnia, delivered a full length WWE Friday Night Smackdown Review, exposed Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” as a faggot, shitted on the death of Whitney Houston, dissed a bunch of popular acts in the Music Industry, responded to some fan mail and hailed Hitler. To say this post was controversial would be an understatement, so if you haven’t checked it out, what the fuck are you waiting for?]

Welcome to “Random Nonsense”, a new experimental blog where I will write LIVE about whatever the fuck I want to write about, ALL WEEKEND LONG. I have not giving any thought to what I will end up posting here, but hey, at least I had the courtesy of labeling this post NSFW, just in case I decided to randomly shave my balls and post a picture online so the whole world can check out my crazy manscaping skills. Like I said before, I will be updating this blog ALL WEEKEND LONG so make sure to check back often. This is either going to be a massive success or a failure of epic proportions. Fuck it though, here goes nothing… Read more…

Sluttiest Whore Of The Year: Chyna *NSFW*

In 2011, Chyna made her long awaited return to the world of professional wrestling by making an appearance on TNA Impact! where she was announced to be Kurt Angle’s tag team partner for TNA’s Sacrifice PPV where they faced off against Jeff and Karen Jarrett. Fans greeted her with open arms and I was excited to see what she would bring to the TNA Knockouts Division. Her wrestling return was short-lived though as Chyna pursued another career choice, being a pornographic actress. Chyna is no stranger to porn as she already has a movie in the adult video market titled “1 Night In China”, but that was an amateur movie that was never supposed to be seen by the public. Her ex-boyfriend Sean “X-Pac” Waltman ended up selling the footage to a porn company called RedLight District and the rest is XXX history. They both shared the movies profits and Chyna even won a AVN award for Top Selling Release of the Year in 2006.

The money and fame provided by the adult industry must have been more than it was in TNA because Chyna reached out to Vivid and signed up to release her first professional pornographic movie titled “Backdoor To Chyna”. She went from competing in TNA, to showing T and getting fucked up the A because the main selling point of her movie was Chyna taking it up the ass, and by “it” I mean Evan Stone’s dick. In this pornographic film, Chyna sucked a total of five cocks, two of which she sucked and fucked at the same time, had sexual relations with four females, and took loads to her face, breasts, stomach, and her extremely odd looking vagina. She may not be in wrestling anymore, but she sure as hell seems to be well acquainted with CM Punk Semen Spunk (see what I did there?). Speaking of wrestling, this stupid bitch has tried to reach out to the WWE saying she has at least one more match left in her, but I seriously doubt that the WWE would want to associate themselves with this professional cumbucket. To make matters worse, Chyna is now listed as an Adult Escort, which is just a fancy schmancy term for hooker/prostitute.

For journalistic purposes only, I have CUMpiled images of Chyna’s most recent sexcapades to further illustrate why I consider her to be the sluttiest whore of the year. Be warned, these images are NSFW, so if that isn’t your thing, thanks for reading, but your journey ends here. Read more…

THE INFAMOUS JCITY™ Would Like To Wish You All A Merry Christmas, A Krazy Kwanza, A Happy Hanukkah, A Festive Festivus, A Seductive Sinterklaas, Felix Navida, Or Like I Should Have Said In The First Place, Happy Holidays… Motherfuckers!!! *NSFW*

[Editors Note: I will not be writing any “Question Of The Day” posts this week. In its place I will post blogs that highlight the best, worse and any other thing that comes to mind when it comes to wrestling in 2011. Stay tuned.]

I hope you all have fun celebrating the holiday of your choice this year. I know I will, but I’m not here to get all sentimental on your asses, so instead of posting some heartfelt holiday message I would have more than likely stolen off a Hallmark card, I decided to keep the celebration going by posting a bunch of Santa’s naughtiest Hos. So, put your presents to the side, stop sipping that eggnog and hop on board the Ho Ho Hooooooooooooooooo Train!!!

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Question Of The Day: Do girls with red hair also have red pubic hair? (Always wanted to know, I tried fucking a redhead a few weeks back, but she wouldn’t let me… That bitch! Now I still don’t know) Oh and that brings me to the next question… Ever fucked a redhead? *NSFW*

Hell fucking yeah they do! It’s only natural for a real redheaded woman to come equipped with red pubes. I usually refer to these red pube covered vaginas as Ginger Cunts™. With that being said, it’s kinda hard to find a woman in this day and age that doesn’t either shave or wax. I can’t remember the last time I encountered a hairy pussy. By my calculations, 8 out of 10 women have a Mr. Clean looking twat (bald) while the other 2 women are neatly trimmed. As a man, it is important to know that the redhead or blonde chick we just fucked are the real deal and aren’t just deceitful brunettes. There are tons of brunettes in the world and chances are that most of us have fucked more brunettes than any other type of bitch. So, if you keep track of your sexual escapades like I do, it would be nice to know if your variety of hair color lays were legit.

One time, I meet this sexy blonde chick named Sarah at the Forest Hills Train Station in Boston. She approached me and asked me for a cigarette and I swear that after only knowing the bitch for about half an hour I asked her what she was doing later that day, so she asked me if I had anything in mind. I smoothly invited her over to my crib to smoke a blunt. We only smoked half that blunt before I was all up in that ass. While I was hitting it from the back and watching that ass jiggle, all I could think of was how awesome it was that I was finally fucking a blonde chick. Blondes in the hood are rare, so I was extremely proud of myself. When I turned the bitch over for some good old fashion missionary, I was disappointed to see that the bitch had brown pubes. Talk about a fucking letdown. I still busted my nut and all, but I never hit that bitch back after that because I felt deceived.  It took me 2 years after that before I finally got to play in some real blonde pussy and that shit was wack as fuck. White girls in general, at least in my experience, got some wack pussy. Believe me when I tell you that the best pussy you will ever have is Latina or mixed race pussy, but I’ve digressed like a motherfucker.

Anyways, yes, I have fucked a redhead. Her name was Dori and she was this Ginger college student that lived across the street from one of my aunts. She was redheaded and had freckles. She looked like she was very sweet and innocent, but let me tell you, that bitch was a fucking freak. She wanted to be my girlfriend after we fucked, but I only hit it once since Gingers have no soul and I needs me a bitch with some motherfucking soul.

So yeah, back on my other site I always meant to spotlight redheaded bitches, but never got around to do it. Once I started up this site I stopped posting hot naked chicks, but fuck that shit, this question made me horny for redheaded hoes, so after the jump I have CUMpiled a bunch of redheaded hookers for your viewing pleasure. Be warned, this post is NSFW so proceed with caution. Read more…

This Will Be The Funniest Thing You See All Fucking Day… It’s Cock Wow Bitches!!! *NSFW*