WrestleMania 28 Match Preview: Team Johnny vs Team Teddy by Shaman’s Harvest
Edited by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™
Ok, so how has everyone been doing? I know I haven’t been around too much lately, but neither has any other writer on this site, and that’s basically because I’ve been bored with wrestling; especially Smackdown, to the point where I only watch it so I can tweet Booker T’s FAVE FIVE to all 840 of my adoring fans, but honestly, if I can be serious for a moment, this site has gone up in flames faster than the fucking Hindenburg, something has to be done before JCITY’s heart gives out or his liver fails from all the booze and Mass Effect 3. So I decided that it’s Wrestlemania season and it’s time to get some content back up. Hopefully JCITY will get in the Wrestlemania mood soon and come up with some Rock trashing columns. Read more…
THE REAL RAW SHYT: My Brief Thoughts On Monday Night RAW 1/2/12 + The End Of The World As We Know It? I Guess It Was + The Outsider: Monday Night RAW Review… Triple Threat RAW Review Edition
THE REAL RAW SHYT: My Brief Thoughts On Monday Night RAW 1/2/12
by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™
[Editors Note: I guess the stars must have aligned because I finally decide to write about Monday Night RAW and to my surprise I already had a Monday Night RAW review by Alan in my inbox. Not only that, but Shaman’s Harvest decided he wanted to add his two cents on Chris Jericho’s WWE return. Instead of posting three different blogs on Monday Night RAW, I decided to add Alan and Shaman’s thoughts on the show to my Monday Night RAW Review. What would have been an epic blog on its own has become a Triple Threat of epic proportions. Things couldn’t have worked out better. This may not be the “premiere read” in the IWC, but it sure as hell is THE REAL RAW SHYT!]
With so much hype going into the January 2, 2012 edition of Monday Night RAW, there was no way in hell that I was going to miss it. I know I said I was never going to review wrestling shows ever again, but with the return of a major WWE Superstar and a WWE Champion Match, it was hard not to formula some kind of opinion and put it out there for mass consumption. As of this moment, this will be the only time I offer brief thoughts on any WWE show. I might bring this format back in the future if there is a demand for it, but for the most part, I’ve outgrown these reviews. When you write about the same thing week after week it becomes too fucking easy to become repetitive. There is only so many times I can say a match sucks, a match was good, the Divas never get a chance to shine, go into details about my fantasy of eating Kelly Kelly out from the back, my hatred for Santino Marella etc etc… So yeah, I decided to give some brief thought on this edition of RAW because I’m sure some of you will have an opinion on such a heavily hyped show and I would like you to be able to express yourself. We haven’t talked that REAL RAW SHYT in a long fucking time, so let’s get right to it. Read more…
My Exclusive Interview with CM Punk by Shaman’s Harvest
Edited by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™
Award winning journalist, Shaman’s Harvest here. As The INFAMOUS fanbase already knows, I was personally touted…no…chirsened by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™ as the writer of the year. There was never really any doubt I would win, not any what if’s, and’s, or but’s. There’s no room for “What If’s” on this site. So, after winning, I decided that I needed to follow-up with a NEW EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW!
I was looking through the archives and I’ve noticed a trend, one that I’m not partially proud of, and it’s that I interview alot of irrelevant people! Seriously… Melina? Jim Ross? Michael Cole? Luke Whatshisrape? As Zack Ryder would say in the silliest of all voices, “Are you serious bro?” So it’s time to deliver an interview from a big name star, and what better star to interview than the hottest commodity in the business today? CM Punk!
Now, you might be wondering how I was able to arrange this interview with “The Voice of the Voiceless”, but that was the easy part. All I did was do some research on the RAW travel schedule and set up a little fake meet and greet with Michael Chiklis. There wasn’t any doubt in my mind that Punk would show up, now let’s hear CM Punk tell it like it really is.
Disclaimer: This interview is intended for entertainment purposes only. The contents of this interview are purely imaginary and did not really occur.
CM Punk turned the corner in his rental car, passing through a red light, leaving a very opinionated middle-aged black women screaming some choice words at him, but Punk didn’t care, nothing would stop him from meeting his idol. The parking lot was empty, which he thought was strange, but maybe he was just a little early. He got out of his car and went into the Comic Book Store. Read more…
I’ve had alot of talented people stop by theinfamousjcity.com and bless the spot with some great columns and insight on the wrestling business. From Ace Hart’s rankings of WWE Superstars, Ana_ZackPack’s female view on the business, Kieran’s sophisticated and highly intelligent take on the WWE, my wife Meek3rz stopping by and exposing Cody Rhodes as a homosexual, Wrestling Ramble’s very own Ray The Rambler coming through with a blog or two, the resurrection of The Modern Native, and TKO writing about the Invasion angle and hooking it up with some dope ass music, it’s safe to say that THE INFAMOUS CREW™ had every aspect of the game on lock. You might have noticed that I left out two writers from that list didn’t you? Well, that’s because I look at them differently than the rest. They are the two most consistent writers on the site and while I appreciate everybody’s contributions as equally as I can, and there is no doubt in my mind that every guest blog I have ever received has helped the site grow, it just wouldn’t have been the same without the contributions of Tony Kegger and Shaman’s Harvest. They are my MVP’s. They are my ALL-STARS, and they make me want to become a better writer.
With that being said, I can only give this prestigious accolade to one writer. People have asked me who my favorite writer on this site is other than myself and I’ve always jokingly said that I would wait until the end of the year to give an answer. I was only half serious, but here we are, it’s the end of the fucking year already. Damn did it go by fast, huh? Anyways, the reason I’ve avoided this question is because I hate picking favorites. Tony has been with this site since the beginning and has written many great columns. I have even joined him in writing some of his “What If…” columns and it has been a pleasure both working with him and providing him with a place where he could have his work read by thousands of people. Read more…
My Exclusive Interview with Jim Ross by Shaman’s Harvest
Edited by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™
Disclaimer: This is intended soley for entertainment purposes only. The contents of this interview are purely imaginary and did not really occur. I do not own nor did I create any of the videos below.
This interview was recorded last month, but after the incidents that took place that day, I forgot all about it… until now.
I’ve done my “Exclusive Interviews” for a while now, and in my opinion, and hopefully yours, (because I crave your approval) they’ve been pretty successful, but like WWE CEOOEIEIO, Mr. Stephanie McMahon once said, change is necessary in life. It’s a part of evolution, and if you don’t change, evolution will pass you by. I’m taking Triple H’s advise and I’ve decided that it’s time for my “Exclusive Interviews” to evolve a bit. So far, it’s all been plain black text and white backgrounds, but today, that’s not going to be the case. Today, I’ve talked to my interviewee and thought it would be fun for me to record him (he said something about not trusting me and twisting his words like I do with everyone else or something), but unfortunately my voice will not be added, to keep an air of mystery, if you will. This time around I’m interviewing Good Ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I have to say, I wouldn’t trust any one of the other Superstars I’ve interviewed thus far to be able to handle an audio interview, but JR is about as professional as they come, so I trust him.
What do I hope to accomplish in this interview? I hope to really get a sense of JR’s thoughts and feelings on the current WWE product. I hope to get his true opinions on how he’s used, what WWE Superstars to watch out for, and maybe even his thoughts on Michael Cole. I took the New INFAMOUS PRIVATE JET™ (yes, we have that now) and met up with Mr. Ross in New York. Here’s what he had to say… Read more…
The True Story of Alberto Del Rio by Shaman’s Harvest
Edited by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™
Disclaimer: The following story is completely fabricated and contains homoerotic content, sexual and pornographic situations, racial stereotyping, violence, and boy bands. If any of the above offends you to the point where you will yell at me in the comment section, do not read any further, but I hope you do because I think this is the greatest thing I’ve ever written.
WWE portrays Alberto Del Rio as a rich Mexican Aristocrat who owns farms and plantations with hundreds of underpaid workers; someone who owns a never-ending supply of cars where each one cost more than your house; someone who’s so rich he could fund the Mexican Olympic team, but still feels the need to work for the WWE for some strange reason. You know what I say to that? Shooky Dooky Quack Quack that is mega bullshit. I think it’s time you learn who your WWE Champion really is. I happen to know who Alberto Del Rio really is and I know how he really got to the WWE. We here at theinfamousjcity.com like to tell the truth. THEINFAMOUSJCITY™ told you all the truth with what happened to Matt Hardy the day he got fired from TNA, some of you didn’t like that, but it needed to be said, just like this needs to be said. So here it is, the true story of Alberto Del Rio! Read more…
My Exclusive Interview with R. Truth by Shaman’s Harvest
Edited by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™
Disclaimer: This is intended solely for entertainment purposes only. The content of this interview is purely imaginary and did not really occur. R. Truth is not this crazy in real life, at least I hope not.
One of the best parts of my Infamous Interview’s is, in my opinion, the variety of Superstars being interviewed. Almost every time that a WWE Superstar gives a promotional interview or appears on a Talk Show, it’s one of two people, 1) John Cena speaking of his love of entertaining 8-year-old boys and visiting them when they are at their most vulnerable at hospitals (because that’s not suspicious at all) or 2) The Miz talking about… talking about.. ok, I’ve never bothered to read an interview of his other than the times he has said how much the locker room used to hate him (which they all still do deep down inside after the drunks at PWI accidentally named him “Wrestler of the Year”) and I’ve never watched him once on a silly late night talk show, so I just assume he talks about his homosexual relationship with Michael Cole and living the life of an orange man in speedo’s. Both these guys have no reason to be interviewed other than shameless self promotion with the goal of saying “Sports Entertainment” at least 7 times before it’s over. Someone who really does deserves an interview though is R. Truth. Why isn’t he on Lil’ Jimmy Kimmel?
Ever since he attacked “The Shaman of Shriveled Up Scrotums”, “The Pinnacle of Pathetic Penises”, “The Messiah of Missing Manhood” (do not hesitate to add more in the comment section), John Morrison, while having a cigarette and enjoying a nice bottle of water, he’s been unfairly villainized. He finally realized that just because he was black it didn’t mean he could rap and focused on furthering his own career. R. Truth truly believes there is a conspiracy against him and it doesn’t help when the entire WWE locker room makes him out to be crazy, and we all know that when you’re constantly told you’re insane, you start to really become insane. I’ve patiently waited for a real journalist to let this man speak his mind, but it hasn’t happened. I have no choice but to help this man and let him speak out against the conspiracy. So I decided it was time to call up Booker T and get R. Truth’s address (after hearing about how he spent the entire day deciding between two toilet paper brands and how he finally decided to just wait until one of them goes on sale). Once I contacted R. Truth he said I’d be more than welcome to come down and get the low down. What crazy antics did we get ourselves into? Read it and find the fudge out, and no don’t just skim it!!!!!! I’ll know! Read more…