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A WWE Friday Night Smackdown 1/13/12 Review? Naw, I Rather Lose A Few Pounds, I NEED To Lose A Few Pounds by The Blue Ball’d Meanie

No, I don't weigh 109lbs. The damn scale overlapped. FML!

A WWE Friday Night Smackdown 1/13/12 Review? Naw, I Rather Lose A Few Pounds, I NEED To Lose A Few Pounds

by The Blue Ball’d Meanie (An INFAMOUS JCITY™ Creation)

My life is one big epic failure. If you tuned in last week you would remember that I tied my underwear around my neck and hung myself from my ceiling fan in hopes of ending my pathetic life, but like always, nothing ever goes the way I plan it. You see, as soon as I looped my extra sturdy Fruit of the Loom around the ceiling fan, the ceiling started to crack as the fan and I violently came crashing down to the floor. Apparently, not only am I a blue ball’d virgin, I’m also a severely obese fat ass whose self-esteem has plundered into non-existence. I also have a big fucking hole in my ceiling that I have to repair. Fuck my life! I should not even bother to fix it and just try to commit suicide again, but Friday Night Smackdown and those damn WWE wrestling storylines are so intriguing that they have become my sole reason to keep on living. Too bad I have to stay in on a Friday night once again to watch it though. I really need to get a life. The only reason I’m even writing this is because I have nothing else to do on a Friday night. I don’t have many friends, I definitely don’t have a girlfriend and I’m too damn poor to afford a night out on the town. Hopefully I don’t go on a never-ending rant about my extremely sucky life like I did last week, but I’m not making any promises.  Read more…

A WWE Friday Night Smackdown 1/6/12 Review??? Naw, I Rather Get Laid, I NEED To Get Laid by The Blue Ball’d Meanie

A WWE Friday Night Smackdown 1/6/12 Review??? Naw, I Rather Get Laid, I NEED To Get Laid

by The Blue Ball’d Meanie (An INFAMOUS JCITY™ Creation)

Were you expecting a Friday Night Smackdown Review this week? Well, too fucking bad. I’m the Blue Ball’d Meanie and I’m here to bitch about my extremely sucky life as I watch the show I should have been reviewing, Friday Night Smackdown. Are you upset? Does this get you frustrated? Good, because I’ve been frustrated for years, sexually frustrated. The only reason I’m even writing this is because I have nothing else to do on a Friday night. I don’t have many friends, I definitely don’t have a girlfriend and I’m too damn poor to afford a night out on the town.  Read more…

Brief Thoughts On Friday Night Smackdown 7/22/11

Brief Thoughts On Friday Night Smackdown 7/22/11

by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

I didn’t get to watch Smackdown until this morning, so I went with the Brief Thoughts format since I wanted to have this up before I crashed and had alcohol infused dreams. Hopefully it’s up to par with all the other Brief Thoughts posts I have posted this week and if not, then don’t blame me, blame the motherfucking Hennessy. I have already said more than I should have, so let’s get right to it.  Read more…

*Live* WWE Friday Night Smackdown Discussion 7/8/11

I’m feeling extremely lazy right now so instead of reviewing Smackdown like I was planning on doing, I’m just going to give you my thoughts on it as I watch it live in the comment section. Join me 🙂 Read more…

JCITY’s Random Smackdown Thoughts 6/24/11

JCITY’s Random Smackdown Thoughts 6/24/11

by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

The last time I wrote about Smackdown, I did so using a random thoughts format. At the time, I was reviewing 2-3 wrestling shows a week and felt that every review should have their own style because reading the same type of review, from the same person, multiple times a week, can get old fast. So yea, this is the first time I write about Smackdown on this site so I wanted to make this different from my Monday Night RAW and Impact Wrestling reviews. For the record, this is not a Smackdown review, I repeat, this is not a Smackdown review. What I will do here is write about anything that comes to my head while watching Smackdown. Sometimes I will talk about a match, other times I will talk about commercials, shit, if I take a shit in the middle of watching Smackdown I might just write about that too. This is some totally random shit inspired by the episode of Smackdown that aired on 6/24/11. Let me know if you like this style or if I should use a more traditional review style.

This is a random smiley butt fucking a sheep. Let’s go. Read more…

An Infamous Smackdown Review (5/6/11) – by Shaman’s Harvest

Let me first say that I know Smackdown spoilers were running wilder than Hulk Hogan on Viagra this week, so there’s a good chance most of you already know what happened, or at least knew what went down in the main event before you even watched this.  I tried to avoid spoilers, but I couldn’t help the fact that I got a mini spoiler from Chris Jericho on Twitter. You know, I don’t even know where I’m going with this, let’s just get to Smackdown

Before we got to the arena there was a little video package that had a quick showing of Christian’s career, starting with pictures of him and Edge from younger days, some tag team action, and finally, Christian grabbing the World Heavyweight Championship at Extreme Rules. I myself am so happy Christian finally got his chance, being from my hometown I can’t help but cheer for him. I thought, and others did too, that Christian would just be one of the guys, like Mr. Perfect, who were always so close, but never managed to win a World Championship. I’m sure glad I was wrong. Now, did he only get the title because he was at the right place at the right time? Yeah, he did. The thing is if Edge’s retirement didn’t happen at the time him and Christian were back together, especially when there was such a shallow talent roster, Christian wouldn’t have gotten the championship. The thing is everyone knows Christian deserves it. He was at the right place at the right time, but good things happen to those who wait. After 17 years of wrestling, he deserved it.

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