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NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! THE GIANTS WON THE MOTHERFUCKING SUPERBOWL!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All you Giant fans and people who have recently jumped on the Giants bandwagon can suck on my freshly shaved balls! From the bottom of my heart, fuck all of you bitches! Eli Manning, FUCK YOU!!!!!! You will never live up to the legacy of your brother. New York fans, suck my motherfucking dick. Fuck football, fuck the NFL, fuck your life and everything you stand for. Fuck everything and everyone. FUCK!!!!!! Tom Brady, you let me down so FUCK YOU TOO!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Question Of The Day: Are you a Patriots fan? If so, I warn you in advance…the Pats will not beat Tim Tebow. God hates Tom Brady.

Tim Tebow may be an alleged virgin (and I say alleged because we all know that little boys that grow up in religious households end up being molested by their uncles and/or gangbanged by priests), but he received the ass fucking of a lifetime at the hands of Tom Brady (then again, Father Johnson and Pastor Troy might have tapped that ass a while back at Tebow’s baptism, but that’s just a wild Internet speculation at this point) and the New England Patriots yesterday as the Pats shutdown the Broncos 41-23 thus ending Tebow’s 6 game winning streak. I never bought into the Tebow hype and I’m fucking glad that the Patriots were the team to end his winning streak. When it comes to the NFL, the home team is the only team, so yes, I am a huge Patriots fan. I don’t really give a fuck about any other team or any other players unless they represent where I’m from. If the Patriots end up getting eliminated before making it to the Super Bowl (blasphemy), I would still watch the game, but only for the commercials. Read more…