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A WWE Friday Night Smackdown 1/13/12 Review? Naw, I Rather Lose A Few Pounds, I NEED To Lose A Few Pounds by The Blue Ball’d Meanie

No, I don't weigh 109lbs. The damn scale overlapped. FML!

A WWE Friday Night Smackdown 1/13/12 Review? Naw, I Rather Lose A Few Pounds, I NEED To Lose A Few Pounds

by The Blue Ball’d Meanie (An INFAMOUS JCITY™ Creation)

My life is one big epic failure. If you tuned in last week you would remember that I tied my underwear around my neck and hung myself from my ceiling fan in hopes of ending my pathetic life, but like always, nothing ever goes the way I plan it. You see, as soon as I looped my extra sturdy Fruit of the Loom around the ceiling fan, the ceiling started to crack as the fan and I violently came crashing down to the floor. Apparently, not only am I a blue ball’d virgin, I’m also a severely obese fat ass whose self-esteem has plundered into non-existence. I also have a big fucking hole in my ceiling that I have to repair. Fuck my life! I should not even bother to fix it and just try to commit suicide again, but Friday Night Smackdown and those damn WWE wrestling storylines are so intriguing that they have become my sole reason to keep on living. Too bad I have to stay in on a Friday night once again to watch it though. I really need to get a life. The only reason I’m even writing this is because I have nothing else to do on a Friday night. I don’t have many friends, I definitely don’t have a girlfriend and I’m too damn poor to afford a night out on the town. Hopefully I don’t go on a never-ending rant about my extremely sucky life like I did last week, but I’m not making any promises.  Read more…

A WWE Friday Night Smackdown 1/6/12 Review??? Naw, I Rather Get Laid, I NEED To Get Laid by The Blue Ball’d Meanie

A WWE Friday Night Smackdown 1/6/12 Review??? Naw, I Rather Get Laid, I NEED To Get Laid

by The Blue Ball’d Meanie (An INFAMOUS JCITY™ Creation)

Were you expecting a Friday Night Smackdown Review this week? Well, too fucking bad. I’m the Blue Ball’d Meanie and I’m here to bitch about my extremely sucky life as I watch the show I should have been reviewing, Friday Night Smackdown. Are you upset? Does this get you frustrated? Good, because I’ve been frustrated for years, sexually frustrated. The only reason I’m even writing this is because I have nothing else to do on a Friday night. I don’t have many friends, I definitely don’t have a girlfriend and I’m too damn poor to afford a night out on the town.  Read more…