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The Funniest Story Ever Told: Worse Date EVER!!!

[Editors Note: I did NOT write this. This story was brought to my attention a long time ago and ’til this day I still find it to be one of the most hilarious things I have ever read in my life. Enjoy.]

Alright, I don’t care if you guys believe me, but this is real. This is the most embarrassing thing that I’ve ever experienced. It was a horrible night for me and I’m sharing it with you guys because I don’t want any of my bros to have to go through this, especially since it all could have been EASILY prevented. I have added MS paint images so that you have a better idea about what happened. It’s very long, but I’ll do my best to recount all of the important details. No fucking cliffhangers. Please read this to save yourself from something like this. Read more…