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THE INFAMOUS Wrestling News Wire: A Suicidal Wrestler’s P.O.V: Matt Hardy’s Unauthorized Suicide Letter

THE INFAMOUS Wrestling News Wire: A Suicidal Wrestler’s P.O.V: Matt Hardy’s Unauthorized Suicide Letter

by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

Recently, Matt Hardy uploaded what many people would consider a suicide note on his Youtube account. He has since went on record and has claimed that the video was meant to kill off the “new” Matt Hardy and usher in the era of the “old” Matt Hardy we once knew and loved. The problem with all of that is that I could clearly see through Matt’s bullshit. This was yet another lame attempt to get attention for all the wrong reasons. At this point Matt Hardy’s legacy is tarnished beyond repair. I think I would have respected him more if he actually went ahead and killed himself, but no, he pussied out just like I knew he would. I can go on and on about what I think about Matt Hardy’s antics in a vain attempt to serve my own ego, but I refuse to stoop to other hypocritical rip off/con-artists writers level of bullshit and fuckery when it comes to Matt Hardy coverage. So I thought it would be a good idea to resurrect my P.O.V structured column and get into the mind of Matt Hardy and see if I can figure out what the hell is going on in his head when he does the stupid shit that he does.

[Editors Note: A _____’s P.O.V is an experimental writing style from the warped mind of  THE INFAMOUS JCITY™ where he puts himself in somebody else’s shoes and writes from their perspective. JCITY™  is known for his controversial style so it will be a breath of fresh air to see him leave his comfort zone as he invades the consciousness of others to present to you their mind frame through his eyes. In this edition, JCITY™  will delve into the mind of Matt Hardy as he writes the suicide note he should have written if he wasn’t such a big gapping pussyhole and actually had the balls to kill himself. Enjoy.] Read more…

THE INFAMOUS Wrestling News Wire: You Know You Want To Fap To This, Brother!

THE INFAMOUS Wrestling News Wire: You Know You Want To Fap To This, Brother!

by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

If for some strange reason you have ever wanted to see Hulk Hogan’s old Viagra infused penis being put to use, Brooke Hogan sucking a dick like the true whore she was destined to be, or an all out Hogan family orgy, then this is your chance to fulfill your sick and twisted fantasies, brother. Porn Company 3rd Degree Films has released a porno titled “Official Hogan Knows Best Parody” and contrary to all the dirtsheets that claim that the movie is coming out soon, I did a bit of reasearch and found out that the movie is already available to purchase by clicking here. After the jump is the official synopsis from 3rd Degree Films and my thoughts on the news of the release of this XXX rated movie, brother.  Read more…

THE INFAMOUS Wrestling News Wire: Matt Hardy’s Mugshot

THE INFAMOUS Wrestling News Wire: Matt Hardy’s Mugshot

by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

Damn, Matt Hardy looks higher than a giraffes pussy in this mugshot. I’ve already written about what lead to Matt Hardy’s arrest in the highly controversial “True Story Of What Matt Hardy Did The Day He Got Fired From TNA” post, so don’t worry, I won’t rehash any of the details. All I will say about this shit is that Matt Hardy is one lucky son of a bitch to be alive and it looks like the only injury he sustained from his car accident was that red bump on his motherfucking forehead. While most people will judge Matt Hardy for his actions, I find him to be an inspiration and a role model for today’s youth. After the jump are Matt Hardy’s extremely inspirational thoughts on his life changing accident.

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THE INFAMOUS Wrestling News Wire: The True Story Of What Matt Hardy Did The Day He Got Fired From TNA

THE INFAMOUS Wrestling News Wire: The True Story Of What Matt Hardy Did The Day He Got Fired From TNA

by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

On August 20, 2011, Matt Hardy was arrested for Driving While Intoxicated (DWI) and was released from his TNA contract as a result. It has recently been reported that TNA wanted both Matt and his brother Jeff  to undergo rehabilitation before they were allowed to return to the company, as they both have not been featured for a couple of months now. Matt has recently gone on record and has denied that he has a problem with substance abuse and thus refused TNA’s rehab offer. His arrest proved that Matt Hardy is a liar and a liability, so TNA cut their losses for the betterment of their company’s image. Now, people are free to do what they want, so I’m not judging Matt Hardy for the lifestyle he has chosen to live, I’m just reporting on this for those of you that might care about the extracurricular activities of one of your favorite former TNA and WWE Superstars. Here is what really went down (according to my trusty source that will not be named for concerns over his safety) the day Matt Hardy got fired from TNA/Impact Wrestling.  Read more…

THE INFAMOUS Wrestling News Wire: Is Alex Riley Gay?

THE INFAMOUS Wrestling News Wire: Is Alex Riley Gay?

by THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

I don’t know about y’all, but when Alex Riley used to be The Miz’s assistant, they seemed to develop a connection that went above and beyond just business. Their bond came off as what I would classify as a “bromance” and rumors are that it went even further than that. Sources tell me that not only did Alex Riley used to carry The Miz’s bags to and from every arena and hotel, but Riley used to handle the awesome one’s sack… his nutsack. That’s right Alex Riley is (allegedly) gay! Now, people are free to do what they want, so I’m not judging Alex Riley for the lifestyle he has chosen to live, I’m just reporting on this for those of you that might care about the extracurricular activities of one of your favorite WWE Superstars. Read more…

THE INFAMOUS Wrestling News Wire: CM Punk On Jimmy Kimmel

 

It seems like every time I post one of these, it just happens to be CM Punk related. I might as well call this THE CM Punk Wrestling News Wire since I don’t really cover anything else but CM Punk news in these post. Can you blame me though? The man is a modern day legend. Anyways, I just found these videos of CM Punk on Jimmy Kimmel and I thought I should share it with all the CM Punk fans around the world who havent seen it yet. I thought this was pretty funny since CM Punk is arguing with a devoted 6 year old John Cena fan. The second video is after the jump. Enjoy.

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THE INFAMOUS Wrestling News Wire: CM Punk Confronts Triple H At Comic Con

 

I don’t know how the weather is where everyone else is from, but where I’m at there’s a fucking heat wave going on. I just got home and cranked up the AC to the max and I’m still hot as fuck. Speaking of hot, the hottest thing in the world of professional wrestling, WWE Champion CM Punk, crashed WWE’s Comic Con booth in San Diego today and confronted Triple H. Punk questioned the WWE Championship Tournament where Rey Mysterio is scheduled to face The Miz next week on Monday Night RAW to crown a new WWE Champion. Punk feels that even though he is no longer with the company that he is the rightful champion and if anyone wants a shot at the title that they should go to Chicago and challenge him for the it. He also questioned why Zack Ryder isn’t featured on WWE TV after gaining a cult like following on the internet. Triple H said that there’s a new way of doing things in the WWE and that a new regime has begun. If Punk wants to actually come back and perform for his fans and defend the title that maybe he should give him a call and maybe they can work something out. Punk being the clever little bastard that he is said that Stephanie should already have his number as he walked away. Read more…