An Update About Updates And Updating

An Update About Updates And Updating


In an online world known for instant gratification and undeserved entitlement, it really should have been no surprise to find people bitching and complaining about “the lack of content” on this site. Considering that the average writer on the net only writes about once a week, I don’t see what the big fucking deal is. I know I’ve slowed down with the updates lately, but I haven’t missed a single week this year, so people demanding daily updates should really back the fuck off and stop acting like entitled little pricks. I’ve blogged for close to two years now and have provided people with some of the greatest reading material in the history of everdom, but it seems that people don’t appreciate shit and all they want is more, more, more. Read more…

WrestleMania 28 Match Preview: Team Johnny vs Team Teddy by Shaman’s Harvest

WrestleMania 28 Match Preview: Team Johnny vs Team Teddy by Shaman’s Harvest


Ok, so how has everyone been doing? I know I haven’t been around too much lately, but neither has any other writer on this site, and that’s basically because I’ve been bored with wrestling; especially Smackdown, to the point where I only watch it so I can tweet Booker T’s FAVE FIVE to all 840 of my adoring fans, but honestly, if I can be serious for a moment, this site has gone up in flames faster than the fucking Hindenburg, something has to be done before JCITY’s heart gives out or his liver fails from all the booze and Mass Effect 3. So I decided that it’s Wrestlemania season and it’s time to get some content back up. Hopefully JCITY will get in the Wrestlemania mood soon and come up with some Rock trashing columns. Read more…

The Life And Times Of A Video Game Fanatic

The Life And Times Of A Video Game Fanatic 


For as long as I could remember, I have been a video game fanatic. It’s been the one constant thing in my life ever since I was a child (well, that and jerking on my dick watching wrestling) and will continue to be until the day I die. What started out as fun and games has turned into a way to kick back, relax, and escape all of my real world problems. Video games are my drug of choice and there is no better high than beating a level, earning a trophy or completing a game. It’s the reason I can spend over $400 on a PS Vita+games and not regret a damn fucking thing about it. I didn’t always have the luxury of buying the newest video game system though. It’s been an interesting journey just to get to this point so join me as I relive my life and times as a video game fanatic. Read more…

Free Mixtape Download: TKO Presents ~ Prototype 101

Free Mixtape Download: TKO Presents ~ Prototype 101


[Editor’s Note: I’ve been hella busy lately playing Mass Effect 2 and 3 so I haven’t really given this album a proper listen, but the tracks I did hear are fucking awesome. This is the Mixtape follow-up to TKO’s album, Prototype V and if you liked that album, you’re going to fucking love this Mixtape. With that being said, if I waited long enough to write a review on this, this FREE Download wouldn’t be posted for like another week or two, so instead of keeping people waiting, I thought who better to sell you on this Mixtape than the artist himself, TKO. Don’t sleep on this shit. The Prototype series goes harder than a motherfucker.]

It’s finally done.

FREE Prototype 101 Download

After months of writing, cycling through beats, recording and trying to decide what’s the best fit, Prototype 101 is done. I’m satisfied with my delivery and content more than ever. I think my wordplay in general has improved and I seriously think I’m as good as I say I am. After over 700 songs I think I deserve to show a little confidence (not swag.) 16 songs deep, Prototype 101 is less story driven and there aren’t a lot of topics, just a Mixtape joint free of too much emotion. I think saying whatever I want is fun and funny. Don’t take any violence or sexually ridiculous claims too seriously, I’m just doing my best to be as lyrically insane as possible, but at the same time you get a lot of what’s on my mind. I free-write. Freestyling on paper. I know a lot of artists who write a little here and there, rewrite, edit, ect. I write the entire song in one sitting, not trying too hard to make a classic. It’s all captured at that moment in time. I hope you enjoy the low-budget free product and provide some feedback. Read more…

Fuck You WWE… Just… FUCK YOU!!!

Fuck You WWE… Just… FUCK YOU!!!


It all started the Friday before the Elimination Chamber PPV. It was announced that Randy Orton suffered a concussion at the hands of the greatest wrestler to grace the Smackdown roster this decade, Daniel Bryan, and had to relinquish his spot in the Smackdown Elimination Chamber for the World Heavyweight Championship. A 20 Man Battle Royal ensued and to my dismay, Santino Marella emerged victorious and earned himself a chance to win a major championship in the WWE on The Road To WrestleMania. To say I was shocked, disgusted and disappointed would be an understatement. Before that episode of Smackdown aired I had an Elimination Chamber Preview all set up to be published. I wanted to watch Smackdown though so I could formula an opinion on its Chamber Match, but as soon as Santino won, I scrapped the preview completely. WWE had let me down. Read more…

Is Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino An Anus Licking Queer Loving Faggot Used By MTV In Order To Brainwash A New Generation Of Teens Into Becoming Flaming Homosexuals?

Is Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino An Anus Licking Queer Loving Faggot Used By MTV In Order To Brainwash A New Generation Of Teens Into Becoming Flaming Homosexuals?


So, I was just watching the latest episode of Jersey Shore that I had saved on my DVR (don’t you dare fucking judge me) and I have come to the conclusion that MIKE “THE SITUATION” SORRENTINO IS THE MOST UNMANLIEST MAN IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND!!! His whole style and demeanor is similar to that of a 16-year-old teenage girl; he loves to gossip, starts unnecessary drama, is extremely hormonal as if nothing but estrogen is flowing through his veins and he throws little bitch fits in order to get attention. Then there’s the whole tanning thing, his love for shopping and obsession with shaving every hair on his body that just screams faggot to me. If he isn’t gay then he’s certainly bisexual. I know a fag when I see one, and “The Situation” is one Chiquita Banana away from being a full-blown fruit basket.  Read more…

My Book Of Rhymes: Chapter One: JCITY Is Dead

My Book Of Rhymes: Chapter One: JCITY Is Dead 


Before I started writing on the Internet, I used to write rhymes every chance I could get. I’m no rapper or anything, but if a freestyle cypher popped up around my way, I wanted in. Sometimes my rhymes were so hot that I felt the need to use my phone to record what I was saying just so I could go home and write it all down for future reference. Nothing ever came out of those rhymes… until now. I was cleaning out my closet earlier today and I stumbled upon some old raps I had written a few years back and thought to myself; fuck it, I might as well archive my little rhymes on my site. I might have used one or two of these raps just fucking around on YouTube in the past, but for the most part, these rhymes are fresh to def son. Now, to all you wannabe rappers out there that just happen to stumble upon this and want to steal my shit, I have bad news for you, most of my rhymes are copyrighted, so if I ever hear anybody spitting my shit, I will be suing your fucking asses. Anyways, Chapter One in My Book Of Rhymes is a song called “JCITY Is Dead”. When I wrote this shit I wasn’t suicidal or anything like that, I just let the beat dictate my flow so ch-ch-check it out yo… Read more…