Posts Tagged ‘Alan’

Confessions Of An Internet Troll by (Insert Name Here)

Confessions Of An Internet Troll by (Insert Name Here)


[Editors Note: The last few days on this site have been a roller-coaster ride for those who have followed me from my not so humble beginnings on While it was fun having a blast from the past get a foot up his ass, it was a big letdown to find out that Alan was a made up creation. Here in this post is the person behind the Alan character, explaining everything that has gone down since the last time we saw him and the motivation for his deception; the commentator formally known as Hell Gator. While he denies being Craig Smith aka C-Raid aka The Raider Of The Lost Cocks, I’m 100% sure that they are indeed the same person. With that being said, Hell Gator/Alan has decided to come forward and clear the air on all the controversy surrounding his recent exposure. Here is his story…]

Well… I always had a feeling this day would come. Never like this though, but nonetheless I had a feeling this would happen. I know you have all executed me already, but I would like to take some of your time to explain myself. I promise to be completely honest with you and I will not hide or cover anything up. This is the whole and complete truth to what has been an interesting last 16 months to say the least. It won’t change anything that has happened or make anything right or even explain why I did the things I did, but maybe it will put this whole journey to peace at last. Read more…

Are You Serious Bro? Alan and Craig Smith Are The Same Person

Are You Serious Bro? Alan and Craig Smith Are The Same Person


It has recently come to my attention that Craig Smith aka C-Raid the raider of uncut cocks and his butt buddy, Hell Gaytor, are the same person, as proven by identical IP addresses. If you thought they were separate personalities, then you were fooled by the human Maxi Pad/Tampon of a cunt, Craig Smith aka The Raider Of The Lost Cocks. Seriously, there is no difference between them. They are one in the same. It looks like this motherfucker has a multiple personality disorder and he goes around making different email accounts just to pull off his two different personas just to cause friction between other people. In other words, he has no friends, so he just went and created his own best friend to have his back in whatever online drama he starts. Fucking sad man. He’s also commentated as Anon a few times and even though he claims he barely comes on here, he’s been trolling the site for a long time now.

To make matters worse… his IP address matches that of Alan. Yes, our very own Alan is nothing more than another one of Craig’s multiple personalities. Seriously, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? This dude gets on here, hates on a regular basis, then comes on as Alan and acts like everyone’s friend? This motherfucker needs psychological help, ASAP. Instead of trying to get a website resurrection going, this walking Maxi Pad of a man needs to find himself a therapist and get his life together. Mr. Smith should have just stayed his ass in the shadows. Congratulations Craig, you wanted my attention and you got it. I hope it was everything you ever wanted it to be… now GO EAT A DICK BITCH!!!!!!

I’ve wasted enough time on this human Maxi Pad/Tampon of a cunt. RIP Craig Smith aka C-Raid The Raider Of The Lost Cocks aka Hell Gaytor aka… Alan (I really didn’t see that one coming ahahahaha. Bitch!).

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