Posts Tagged ‘Shaman’s Harvest’

Confessions Of An Internet Troll by (Insert Name Here)

Confessions Of An Internet Troll by (Insert Name Here)


[Editors Note: The last few days on this site have been a roller-coaster ride for those who have followed me from my not so humble beginnings on While it was fun having a blast from the past get a foot up his ass, it was a big letdown to find out that Alan was a made up creation. Here in this post is the person behind the Alan character, explaining everything that has gone down since the last time we saw him and the motivation for his deception; the commentator formally known as Hell Gator. While he denies being Craig Smith aka C-Raid aka The Raider Of The Lost Cocks, I’m 100% sure that they are indeed the same person. With that being said, Hell Gator/Alan has decided to come forward and clear the air on all the controversy surrounding his recent exposure. Here is his story…]

Well… I always had a feeling this day would come. Never like this though, but nonetheless I had a feeling this would happen. I know you have all executed me already, but I would like to take some of your time to explain myself. I promise to be completely honest with you and I will not hide or cover anything up. This is the whole and complete truth to what has been an interesting last 16 months to say the least. It won’t change anything that has happened or make anything right or even explain why I did the things I did, but maybe it will put this whole journey to peace at last. Read more…

THE INFAMOUS CREW™ Writer Of The Year: Shaman’s Harvest

I’ve had alot of talented people stop by and bless the spot with some great columns and insight on the wrestling business. From Ace Hart’s rankings of WWE Superstars, Ana_ZackPack’s female view on the business, Kieran’s sophisticated and highly intelligent take on the WWE, my wife Meek3rz stopping by and exposing Cody Rhodes as a homosexual, Wrestling Ramble’s very own Ray The Rambler coming through with a blog or two, the resurrection of The Modern Native, and TKO writing about the Invasion angle and hooking it up with some dope ass music, it’s safe to say that THE INFAMOUS CREW™ had every aspect of the game on lock. You might have noticed that I left out two writers from that list didn’t you? Well, that’s because I look at them differently than the rest. They are the two most consistent writers on the site and while I appreciate everybody’s contributions as equally as I can, and there is no doubt in my mind that every guest blog I have ever received has helped the site grow, it just wouldn’t have been the same without the contributions of Tony Kegger and Shaman’s Harvest. They are my MVP’s. They are my ALL-STARS, and they make me want to become a better writer.

With that being said, I can only give this prestigious accolade to one writer. People have asked me who my favorite writer on this site is other than myself and I’ve always jokingly said that I would wait until the end of the year to give an answer. I was only half serious, but here we are, it’s the end of the fucking year already. Damn did it go by fast, huh? Anyways, the reason I’ve avoided this question is because I hate picking favorites. Tony has been with this site since the beginning and has written many great columns. I have even joined him in writing some of his “What If…” columns and it has been a pleasure both working with him and providing him with a place where he could have his work read by thousands of people. Read more…

My Exclusive Interview With Zack Ryder by Shaman’s Harvest

My Exclusive Interview With Zack Ryder by Shaman’s Harvest


Hey, Shaman’s Harvest here. You might remember me from that one Smackdown review I did, or that thing I wrote about Mae Young’s… umm… cat, or the Handrew Henry Saga that only lasted a day. As you can tell, I can’t dedicate myself to anything so I’ll just write about random crap. Ok? Oh, and if you’re wondering how Handrew’s doing… I killed him, raped him, cut every finger off his freaking hand body, wiped my ass with his corpse, then threw it in the neighbour’s garden. Can you blame me? He scared the hell out of me. No wonder why he was a reject.

Ok, so if you’ve ever watched American Dad you’d know Roger likes to play make-believe, so I’m gonna take a page out of his book and pretend I’m an *Infamous Interviewer*. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, stop having a life and watch TV. So here is my interview: Read more…

Divas Spotlight: Layla El: In Memory Of Shaman’s Harvest

Shaman’s Harvest was quite the interesting character. Some might have known him as a 24 year old virgin. Others might have known him as an ignorant racist. Then there are those who knew him as the guy who exposed himself to be a 15-year-old when my insults where getting the best of him. I will never forget that day. He tried to make me seem like a bully that was picking on a little kid, but all it accomplished was that nobody believed anything he ever said after that. Shaman was a mysterious character. Unfortunately the world will never know his true identity or age. We will never read his delight as he finally got laid or his displeasure when his mothers basement overflowed with water. We will never get to read another Shaman’s Harvest article as long as we live. It is with a heavy heart and a sense of sadness that I report to you that Shaman’s Harvest has passed away. Just when the little fucker was hitting his stride as a writer he decided to croak. Did he commit suicide? Did he die from a heart attack while writing his Handrew Henry trilogy? Did he die while furiously masturbating to a leaked stream of “Backdoor To Chyna”? The world will never know.

I have tried reaching Shaman through Twitter and Email. He would usually reply promptly, but I haven’t heard from him in over 3 weeks. People have asked me where he is at and what he is up to and the answer is quite simply, the little fucker is DEAD!!! Even though we have had our differences, Shaman was my ace boon in this long and interesting writing path I have taken. It doesn’t feel the same without his little sarcastic comments or his weird yet interesting stories. As a way to pour out the proverbial liquor for my little homie, I have decided to re-post this Divas Spotlight featuring the always flawless Layla El. Shaman wasn’t a big fan of all the women I posted on my other site so I was surprised that he had requested this particular Divas Spotlight because for a second there I was beginning to think he specialized in playing the skin flute. So this ones for you Shaman. May you rest in peace 😦 Read more…