Posts Tagged ‘Shawn Michaels’

This Be A Wrestle Fuckin’ Mania 28 PPV Preview… BITCH!!!!!!

This Be A Wrestle Fuckin’ Mania 28 PPV Preview… BITCH!!!!!!


After taking a big warm creamy shit all over the memory of Alan/Hell Gator and uppercutting the resurrection of the shittiest website known to man, XRWB, straight to the depths of hell (while taking a piss on the brand the whole time it plunged into its new fiery home) it’s time to get back to your regularly scheduled program. If you learned anything from that little site distraction it should be that you really don’t want to fucking piss me the fuck off. All that’s gonna happen is that I’m going to end up taking your ass to school and then I’m gonna to embarrass your ass by pulling off a Columbine type massacre up in this bitch. Fuck all that though, that’s the past and this is the motherfuckin’ present, and in the present I have to deal with motherfuckers asking me why I haven’t had any WrestleMania 28 related coverage on the site.

For starters, I’m not a fucking WWE hype machine. If they can’t do a good job in selling me on ordering WrestleMania 28 on April 1st then why the fuck should I care about the event? There’s plenty of sites out there covering the PPV, even going as far as having WrestleMania themed months and/or WrestleMania Week, like some groupie ass bitches, so why are people harassing me for MY thoughts on the PPV? Fuck it though, y’all want WrestleMania, I’m going to give y’all bitches Wrestle Fuckin’ Mania so you motherfuckers can stop flooding my motherfucking email asking me stupid WrestleMania 28 related bullshit. Be warned, I really don’t feel like writing about stupid ass wrestling right now, so I’m just going to reach deep down in the crevice of my asscrack and pull out a WrestleMania 28 preview (proverbially speaking of course) and if it doesn’t meet your precious high standards of IWC literature then fuck you very much bitch. Let’s get this motherfucker started, shall we? #Hypothetical…

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Question Of The Day: Why does the IWC overrate Shawn Michaels so much?

I don’t think the IWC overrates Shawn Michaels, I think they just show respect to not only one of the most influential wrestlers of all time, but arguably one of the best in-ring performers we will ever see in our lifetimes. If you just started watching wrestling in the last few years then you might not see what the big fuss is all about, but to us fans that have grown up watching wrestling since the late 80’s, Shawn Michaels has grown and evolved right along with us. His career has spanned the course of some of the most memorable eras in the WWE and he is such an important part of professional wrestling history, that without him, wrestling as we know it wouldn’t be as mainstream as it is today. Read more…

Cena Sucks: The History Of John Cena And Chicago by Tony Kegger

Cena Sucks: The History Of John Cena And Chicago by Tony Kegger


On July 17, 2011, John Cena will defend his WWE Championship against CM Punk at the WWE Money In The Bank Pay-Per-View event. The PPV will take place at the Allstate Arena in Chicago which is CM Punk’s home city.  As you can imagine, CM Punk is expected to receive many cheers from the crowd despite being a heel. John Cena is expected to receive a lot of boos from the Chicago crowd, but not just because he is CM Punk’s opponent. Chicago has been booing Cena for the last several years and the boos could reach an all-time high on July 17th with the hometown hero CM Punk as Cena’s opponent. Cena has made several appearances in Chicago during his WWE career and this article will focus on some of those appearances. If you saw the last Monday Night RAW before WrestleMania 27 that took place in Chicago on March 28 of this year, then you know that the fans in Chicago are hostile towards John Cena. However, as you will see in this article, there have been many other times when several members of the Chicago crowd made it clear that they do not like John Cena.

I need to mention something before I start going through the history of John Cena in Chicago. This article will include several videos that will help illustrate my point about how the Chicago crowd feels about John Cena. I will try describing how much Cena is disliked in Chicago, but watching the videos should help you understand better that Chicago doesn’t like Cena.  The videos should appear in the article. If for some reason any of the videos aren’t appearing or will not play, I will have the link somewhere in the paragraph. If I am referring to an event and you see that some of the text is linked then there’s a good chance the link will direct you to the video. Okay, I hope that all makes sense and please enjoy the article. Read more…

DVD Review: Breaking The Code: Behind The Walls Of Chris Jericho

DVD Review: Breaking The Code: Behind The Walls Of Chris Jericho


A while back I had said that I was going to review this DVD, but never got around to it. I have a ton of DVDs/Blurays that I haven’t had the pleasure of viewing yet and this one has been sitting on a stack of PS3 games for a while now. I thought that maybe I should start going through my collection and begin reviewing shit, so why not start with “Breaking The Code: Behind The Walls Of Chris Jericho”. This DVD set includes 3 DVDs and over 9 hours of Chris Jericho, including an in-depth documentary, various special features and 2 DVDs full of matches spanning the course of his illustrious career. In this DVD review, my first DVD review by the way, I’m going to write about the documentary. I might do the matches at another date, I might not, but for now I’m going to pop this in and break the walls of Chris Jericho.

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THE INFAMOUS™ WWE Monday Night RAW Review 6/27/11 – RAW Roulette

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THE INFAMOUS™ WWE Monday Night RAW Review 6/27/11 – RAW Roulette 


Watching Monday Night RAW can be like playing a game of Russian Roulette. RAW is the revolver. Your remote control is the trigger. The gun only has one bullet in it. The bullet is located in a chamber nestled in the cylinder. When you make the decision to tune in, you spin the cylinder and cock back the hammer as the cylinder aligns with the hammer and the barrel. When you flip to the USA Network you essentially pull the trigger on the gun. Sometimes RAW will do nothing to you and you live to see another day. Other times RAW will blow your fucking brain out of your head with something so awesome you can’t help but feel like you died and went to heaven because nothing in the world of professional wrestling will ever be good as that moment in time. RAW doesn’t provide these mind-blowing moments often, so we can just assume it’s a ten shot revolver (the average revolver holds 5-6 shots), but this episode of RAW left me with a self-inflicted bullet wound to the right side of my temple; proverbially speaking of course. Most of you might know exactly what I’m talking about and for those that don’t, I will break it down, break it down down.

The same analogy works with these reviews. Most sites have one bullet in a ten shot revolver. I fucks around and stick a bullet in every other chamber. This is bound to get messy.

*Inserts bullets into chamber, spins cylinder, cocks it back and hands you the revolver*

Pull the trigger. I fucking dare you.

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JCITY’s Random Smackdown Thoughts 6/24/11

JCITY’s Random Smackdown Thoughts 6/24/11


The last time I wrote about Smackdown, I did so using a random thoughts format. At the time, I was reviewing 2-3 wrestling shows a week and felt that every review should have their own style because reading the same type of review, from the same person, multiple times a week, can get old fast. So yea, this is the first time I write about Smackdown on this site so I wanted to make this different from my Monday Night RAW and Impact Wrestling reviews. For the record, this is not a Smackdown review, I repeat, this is not a Smackdown review. What I will do here is write about anything that comes to my head while watching Smackdown. Sometimes I will talk about a match, other times I will talk about commercials, shit, if I take a shit in the middle of watching Smackdown I might just write about that too. This is some totally random shit inspired by the episode of Smackdown that aired on 6/24/11. Let me know if you like this style or if I should use a more traditional review style.

This is a random smiley butt fucking a sheep. Let’s go. Read more…

What If… Part 3 by Tony Kegger Featuring THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

What If…Part 3 by Tony Kegger


[Editors Note: This is part 3 of Tony Kegger’s “What If…” series, where he wonders what would have happened in WWE history if certain things happened or didn’t happen. After last weeks edition where I left a comment so long some thought it resembled a column within a column, Tony reached out to me and gave me the greenlight to add any thoughts I might have in the actual column instead of wasting them away in the comment section. So no, my ego isn’t so out of control that I feel like infiltrating other people’s work, I just thought that this might be a good idea and I am happy to help my fellow INFAMOUS CREW™ member. We are both passionate wrestling fans. Sometimes we will agree, other times we won’t, but all we want to do is provide you with the best possible read you can find this side of the IWC. Before we get into it I would like to say that I think this column would have been perfectly fine without my input. Tony’s a good writer and I’m glad to have him on-board. Anyways, my thoughts will be bolded in brackets and his will be in plain text. Enjoy.]

Welcome to part three of the “What If” series. Click the links to read Part one and Part two. Read more…