Posts Tagged ‘The Rock’

Brock Lesnar Returns To WWE On Monday Night RAW The Night After WrestleMania 28 And Hits John Cena With A MotherFuckin’ F5 4/2/12

Brock Lesnar Returns To WWE On Monday Night RAW The Night After WrestleMania 28 And Hits John Cena With A MotherFuckin’ F5 4/2/12


I was going to write about my wild and crazy (ie I was drunker than CM Punk swimming in a pool of Jack Daniels) WrestleMania 28 experience, but at this point, that shit is irrelevant as fuck because BROCK LESNAR IS BACK IN THE WWE!!!! Now, if you’re a smarky little asshole who’s addicted to the news and rumors provided by the “dirtsheets”, then I’m pretty sure you’ve all read the rumors this past weekend involving Brock Lesnar signing a one-year WWE contract just in time for him to make a WrestleMania 28 appearance. As we all know, that didn’t happen, which led me to believe that the rumor was just some asshole’s super elaborate April Fool’s prank meant to fool the “know it all” wrestling marks in the IWC. Turns out, the rumor is now a reality as Brock Lesnar – to the delight of the fans- made his return to the company that undoubtedly made him a household name. So, did Lesnar cut a promo to address the fans? Did he try to pander to the crowd asking for forgiveness for leaving the WWE for a failed career in the NFL and a lucrative one in the UFC, where he reigned as champion before everybody started knocking him the fuck out? No. Lesnar made his return by hitting John Cena with his F5 finisher as RAW went off the air. Read more…

Fuck You WWE… Just… FUCK YOU!!!

Fuck You WWE… Just… FUCK YOU!!!


It all started the Friday before the Elimination Chamber PPV. It was announced that Randy Orton suffered a concussion at the hands of the greatest wrestler to grace the Smackdown roster this decade, Daniel Bryan, and had to relinquish his spot in the Smackdown Elimination Chamber for the World Heavyweight Championship. A 20 Man Battle Royal ensued and to my dismay, Santino Marella emerged victorious and earned himself a chance to win a major championship in the WWE on The Road To WrestleMania. To say I was shocked, disgusted and disappointed would be an understatement. Before that episode of Smackdown aired I had an Elimination Chamber Preview all set up to be published. I wanted to watch Smackdown though so I could formula an opinion on its Chamber Match, but as soon as Santino won, I scrapped the preview completely. WWE had let me down. Read more…

THE INFAMOUS Wrestling News Wire: The Fairy Is At It Again

THE INFAMOUS Wrestling News Wire: The Fairy Is At It Again 


It looks like The Fairy Rock is talking his bullshit again. You see, at a recent show in Australia, John Cena insinuated what the whole WWE Universe should know by now, that The Rock is a goddamn liar and you shouldn’t take anything he says serious because the man clearly talks out of his steroid infused anus. So yea, The Rock gets wind of John Cena’s “BITCH ASS” rant and basically cuts a promo on Cena and damn it was good. Doesn’t change the fact that this motherfucker is a goddamn liar, but The Rock still has the “IT” factor that makes him, or made him, one of the ALL TIME GREATS. Before I break this down, break this down down, let’s digest The Rock’s John Cena diss video and see what kinda analysis ends up in the proverbial crapper. Digesting… digesting… serious gas out my ass and BOOM here we go.

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From Ray’s Point Of View: My Thoughts On The Rock’s WWE Return by Ray Catone

From Ray’s Point Of View: My Thoughts On The Rock’s WWE Return by Ray Catone


[Editors Note: This is a new column written by Ray Catone, where he writes his opinions on all things wrestling. This is not to be confused with my P.O.V columns as Ray is a real person. Don’t believe me? Then check out wrestlingrambles and ineedwrestling where he also writes about wrestling. Enjoy.]

Hey all, as you can tell from the title of this post, my name is Raymond and this is one of hopefully many columns that I will be writing for this site. In this column, I will be talking about The Rock and how I feel at this moment in time since he has made his return to the WWE. The reason why I am writing about this topic is because I was watching “Wrestling Returns’’ videos on YouTube and came across The Rock’s return. So, I watched his return again and realized how angry I was becoming as it went on. If you read on you will understand why. So let’s start. Read more…

Cena Sucks: The History Of John Cena And Chicago by Tony Kegger

Cena Sucks: The History Of John Cena And Chicago by Tony Kegger


On July 17, 2011, John Cena will defend his WWE Championship against CM Punk at the WWE Money In The Bank Pay-Per-View event. The PPV will take place at the Allstate Arena in Chicago which is CM Punk’s home city.  As you can imagine, CM Punk is expected to receive many cheers from the crowd despite being a heel. John Cena is expected to receive a lot of boos from the Chicago crowd, but not just because he is CM Punk’s opponent. Chicago has been booing Cena for the last several years and the boos could reach an all-time high on July 17th with the hometown hero CM Punk as Cena’s opponent. Cena has made several appearances in Chicago during his WWE career and this article will focus on some of those appearances. If you saw the last Monday Night RAW before WrestleMania 27 that took place in Chicago on March 28 of this year, then you know that the fans in Chicago are hostile towards John Cena. However, as you will see in this article, there have been many other times when several members of the Chicago crowd made it clear that they do not like John Cena.

I need to mention something before I start going through the history of John Cena in Chicago. This article will include several videos that will help illustrate my point about how the Chicago crowd feels about John Cena. I will try describing how much Cena is disliked in Chicago, but watching the videos should help you understand better that Chicago doesn’t like Cena.  The videos should appear in the article. If for some reason any of the videos aren’t appearing or will not play, I will have the link somewhere in the paragraph. If I am referring to an event and you see that some of the text is linked then there’s a good chance the link will direct you to the video. Okay, I hope that all makes sense and please enjoy the article. Read more…

Spoiler Alert: My Thoughts On The July 4th Edition Of WWE Monday Night RAW And A Special Message To Those That “Spoil” Wrestling

Spoiler Alert: My Thoughts On The July 4th Edition Of WWE Monday Night RAW And A Special Message To Those That “Spoil” Wrestling


In this post I will be discussing some of the spoilers that have leaked regarding the episode of Monday Night RAW that will air on 7/4/11. I won’t do full-blown spoilers, but I will touch upon the stuff that I find important. More than likely I will be out celebrating the 4th of July on Monday night so I might be too intoxicated to review RAW in a timely manner, so I thought what the hell, since the spoilers are already online I might as well speak on it. Usually I’m good when it comes to avoiding spoilers, but after the epic ending of this past Monday Night RAW I couldn’t help myself. I just had to know what was going to happen next. With that being said, if you don’t want to know what happens, don’t read this post. No, scratch that, just don’t read it now, but do make sure to come back to it on July 4th. If you already read them and want to discuss the spoilers then by all means do so in the comment section. If you have no idea what’s going on and would like to give into the temptation of the spoilers then by all means proceed. By the way, the actual spoilers will be in bold text and my thoughts will be in plain text. I don’t know how they are going to end up editing this show so maybe some of this stuff won’t make the cut. Also, I have used numerous sources for the spoilers and they all have slightly different variations of what happened, so I tried to structure the spoilers as best as I could using the information provided. Now on to the spoilers. Read more…

What If… Part 4 by Tony Kegger Featuring THE INFAMOUS JCITY™

What If…Part 4 by Tony Kegger


[Editors Note: Sorry Shane, but due to the success of our partnership on the last edition of “What If” I have once again joined Tony Kegger as he takes a look at moments in WWE history and wonders what would have happened if that moment had never existed. My writing will be bolded (except for the actual “What If” questions) and Tony’s will be in plain text. Enjoy.]

Welcome to the fourth “What If”. Click the links to read part onepart two, and part three. Read more…